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Title: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: Andrew on August 23, 2009, 12:11:54 PM
What troubles me the most about this film is the pointlessness of reviewing it.  I am not going to convince a gaga fanboy to avoid it, and everyone else already knows that a movie based on a video game should be avoided at all costs.

Click here to go to the Review (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/mkombatii/)


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: El Misfit on August 23, 2009, 12:46:27 PM
WTF?


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: InformationGeek on August 23, 2009, 01:39:17 PM
This movie sucked harded when I sat down to watch/review it.  There were so many problems with it from the terrible use of CGI, poor acting, the obvious character changing, poor costume design (Why did Sindel dress like she was going to a superhero costume party and why did the robots have dreads?), and other things.  Biggest offense was the lame cameos of Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, and Scorpion.  Why did they bring to the table in this film anyways outside of appearing in only one scene?

Still, this is the only place where you'll hear Scorpion shout "Suckers!"


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: Jack on August 23, 2009, 01:42:40 PM
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Kitana - What do you call a woman who is wearing a tight latex outfit, and locked in a spherical iron cage? That, my friends, is called a fetish. F-E-T-I-S-H.

Awww, you make it sound so dirty!  I dunno, this may be bad, but t looks like there are some babes in it.  I may just have to check it out  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: DavidFullam on August 23, 2009, 05:13:20 PM
Well...at least the women were hot.


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: Mr. DS on August 23, 2009, 08:20:06 PM
Good work Andrew and I'm glad to see you survived.  This film was a horrid endeavor.  I think I may have seen it in the theater too.  There is so much wrong with this film.  I think they kinda, sorta based the plot line after MK3 in the arcade but for the most part winged it. 

The one character that made me laugh (mostly unintentionally) was Jax.  Its almost as if they followed a "Will Smith Acting Guide For Dummies" manual.   


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: dean on August 24, 2009, 05:03:09 AM

I can't quite remember, but is this the one where I think Sonja, and some other fighter, get in a big fight in the mud, only to appear clean as a whistle in the next scene?

If so, that was incredibly ridonculous...

I enjoy mindless action/fighting game films, but they always suffer from the above mentioned problem of adding a character just because they have to.  Much better to focus the film on a few and develop the series from there, though from what I understand the Chun Li film was terrible...


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: Jack on August 24, 2009, 07:50:51 AM
is this the one where I think Sonja, and some other fighter, get in a big fight in the mud,

Oh I remember seeing that.  Okay, they've got new copies of it at Amazon for 90 cents.  I'll have to think about this pretty seriously  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: Mr. DS on August 24, 2009, 11:36:21 AM
is this the one where I think Sonja, and some other fighter, get in a big fight in the mud,

Oh I remember seeing that.  Okay, they've got new copies of it at Amazon for 90 cents.  I'll have to think about this pretty seriously  :teddyr:
I have this on VHS somewhere.  I think I bought it for about the same price, several years ago. 


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 25, 2009, 12:45:22 PM
I went to the cinema to see the first film and loved it. Looking back now, it was bad but enjoyable. Annihilation was just plain horrid, one of the worst video game films ever, worst sequels ever too! They just threw as many poorly done characters into it as possible and gave everyone some truly tragic lines of dialogue.


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: DarkwingDork on August 25, 2009, 01:06:50 PM
I was really upset with how they handled Sheeva. I wanted to see a hot four-armed chick kick some ass, but instead they dispatched her in the most unimaginative way possible. She's the only bad guy we didn't get to see fight. Boooooo!

Oh, the rest of the movie sucked too. Considering how much they built it up, the animality was complete waste of time.


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: WingedSerpent on August 25, 2009, 02:24:32 PM
I was really upset with how they handled Sheeva. I wanted to see a hot four-armed chick kick some ass, but instead they dispatched her in the most unimaginative way possible. She's the only bad guy we didn't get to see fight. Boooooo!

Oh, the rest of the movie sucked too. Considering how much they built it up, the animality was complete waste of time.

That was the biggest problem.  So many good characters only getting a cameo.  They crossed Smoke and Sektor for some reason.  Reptile and his kind where reduced to random ninja henchmen.  Baraka didn't even get anylines and looked like a halloween mask.  Poor Kabla is only mentioned getting killed.

At least Rain got killed off.

I want to be able to defend this film.  I'm a fan of the games and bad movies.  But it's hard too. 

Although I do have to say...me and my friends still quote Scorpion sometimes-yelling out "SUCKERS!"


"Suckers" that's the last thing you'd think an undead ninja would say.


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: Philbert on August 25, 2009, 05:43:13 PM
I remember seeing this when I was 14. I was wanting to see it so bad.

Then when I got out of the film, I wanted to erase my memory so bad. I was 14 years old and I finally realized what it was like to watch a truly, truly horrible film.


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: Andrew on August 25, 2009, 08:12:13 PM
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Kitana - What do you call a woman who is wearing a tight latex outfit, and locked in a spherical iron cage? That, my friends, is called a fetish. F-E-T-I-S-H.

Awww, you make it sound so dirty!  I dunno, this may be bad, but t looks like there are some babes in it.  I may just have to check it out  :teddyr:

Unfortunately, it's not even a good sideshow of a fetish.  They don't do enough with her situation to make it interesting - like if they had slowly panned the camera over her as she lounged in her slowly swinging iron prison, with the light make little patterns on her latex suit...

Considering how much they built it up, the animality was complete waste of time.

They tried to build it up, but the whole section with Nightwolf seemed like half-though-out padding, and then when Jade showed up at the end of it, it felt like padding that had not even been given that much effort. 

The problem might very well be the storytelling style.  From what I've seen of the games, they give you a brief blip of story, then you have to defeat an opponent.  After getting past whoever, you get another blip of the story.  When you look at this movie, it's almost the same sort of approach.  Only thing is, there are not fights to win in between story blips.  The sudden lurching forward of the plot is really jarring.

Andrew,
You seem really upset with this review. Almost not yourself. No humor, no fun.
You sure you were the one who watched this film or was it your evil (read Black Lectriod) self?

I could be transforming into a crotchety old man.  It's a natural progression for some males.  As we get older, we get more and more acerbic, until we are little more than a bag of wrinkled flesh that complains whenever it's awake.  I was trying to have some fun with the review, like comparing the Outworld invasion to a case of flaming outer space hemorrhoids, and Rayden's unusual transition.


I can't quite remember, but is this the one where I think Sonja, and some other fighter, get in a big fight in the mud, only to appear clean as a whistle in the next scene?

If so, that was incredibly ridonculous...

That is this movie, which caused this Lesson Learned:  "The Colorado River is 25% bleach."  Right after the fight, Sonja tells Jax that she wants to find a river to wash herself off.  Her outfit is bright and pearly white in the next darn scene.



Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: Wayne Nuggets on August 26, 2009, 02:27:44 AM
The part where Rayden says to Jax "What's the deal with your arms?" is my favourite moment from this laugh-fest. It's just so out of place considering the preceding sentence. Glad the reviewer chose the conversation that features this awkward line in the audio clips.

I also love the way you can see the actor who plays Shao Khan cautiously glancing over to the actress playing Sindel to see if it's the right time to start laughing maniacally when they're both mounted on their horses watching the good guys run into some trouble just after the "What's the deal with your arms?" sequence.

This film is one of my favourite comedies.


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: I LUV DOLMA on August 27, 2009, 03:28:48 PM
The first Mortal Kombat is actually my favorite movie based off any video game. And then we get this. They weren't even able to bring back all the original actors from the previous film. So right there you know it is going to suck. And besides, the special effects were just insanely stupid. It was so bad that I had to fast forward till the very end.


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: justin on August 27, 2009, 06:02:50 PM
I really enjoyed the first Mortal Kombat but yeah, this sequel is just agony.   :buggedout:

I will admit that I have the soundtrack to both movies. Its sort of rare when a soundtrack is the best thing about a movie.   :thumbup:


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: Kitten_Pie on August 28, 2009, 02:46:27 PM
Wow! Dexter's dad is Rayden!!

If my father was the Lord Peter Pan the Purple Vegan I could see being a sociopath too...



Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: DavidFullam on August 29, 2009, 05:32:37 PM
Gotta admit that the up the armpit shot of Purple Rayden is freaking me out, Andrew! More sexy babes next time and less Peter Pan!  :wink:


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: ShifterCat on September 07, 2009, 04:31:58 PM
The first Mortal Kombat was one of those films that aims for a solid B and makes it. Silly fun. Also: shirtless Robin Shou. Ohhh yeah!

When this one was showing on TV, the first thing I noticed was that they made Liu Kang wear a vest. What's the point of casting Robin Shou if he's not bare-chested?


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: spongekryst on February 25, 2010, 12:47:37 PM
I am a 90's child, so I cannot COMPLETELY hate this movie, though I do know that it sucks major genitalia. That being said, we gotta admit, the first Mortal Kombat is probably THE best video game-to-movie adaption, live action anyway. 


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Post by: TooManyCustomers on January 07, 2011, 10:44:52 AM

 Ha!! this was a sure stinker.. my friends and I caught it at the dollar theatre (where it debuted) when it opened..  I got about 2 mins into the movie before telling the guys "I'm getting a really bad 'Beastmaster 2' out of this...   We ripped on this movie the whole way through, to the point there was one redneck yelling at us to shut up.. 

 the best part though... once the travesty was over and we were leaving the theatre, my friend started coughing, then wheezing, shaking and shivering, he collapsed onto one of the benchs and started hyperventilating..., then after winding it up for about 30 seconds he cries out, "That.. movie.. SUUUUUCKKEEED!"

 Half of the lobby just lost their minds.. there were even a couple of girls on the floor they were laughing so hard..  Good times..  :twirl:


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: bob on February 25, 2011, 01:18:51 AM
This movie is awful and is easily one of the worst sequals ever. Virtually the entire cast from the first movie was replaced. A good chunk of the characters are never introduced before they start fighting each other. Additionally, Shao Kahn and Raiden are never brothers in any of the games and they are in this movie.


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: CalrissianFoxxSteele on October 04, 2012, 12:10:33 AM
Too bad....-you.....will die!


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: Jim H on October 26, 2012, 05:36:30 PM
Too bad....-you.....will die!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIt0VY7Yg2w

It's a godawful movie, made worse by the first film actually being reasonably entertaining.


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: CalrissianFoxxSteele on July 20, 2013, 02:13:56 PM
Too bad....-you.....will die!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIt0VY7Yg2w

It's a godawful movie, made worse by the first film actually being reasonably entertaining.


Well they just tried to cram as many characters as possible and half of them died almost instantly or just disappeared never to be heard from again. Funny thing is I think the budget was bigger...but it did not look like it.


Title: Re: Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation
Post by: zelmo73 on September 25, 2013, 07:36:56 PM
I bought the first film on blu ray because the filmmakers and actors looked like they kinda knew that they were in a bad movie and had fun with it. This one, it looks like they tried to make a good movie out of some 10-year-old kid's script, with a lot of no-name actors who acted like "hey, I'm in a movie! Check me out!" Alongside Robin Shou, Ajax from The Warriors, and the axe-wielding bad guy from Cobra who looked like they were doing this film because they were behind on mortgage payments and needed the paycheck.

Note the irony: Play the latest Mortal Kombat video game on Playstation 3 or the XBox 360, and marvel at the fact that the story mode plot in that game is vastly superior to both of these horrible movies combined!  :buggedout: