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Title: Castor and Pollux Post by: sprite75 on September 05, 2009, 06:21:03 PM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/Roma-cordonata01.jpg/500px-Roma-cordonata01.jpg) Castor: What the hell is it with Italians and nude statues anyways? Pollux: No kidding. God, people actually think we went around like this all the time. Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: Rev. Powell on September 05, 2009, 07:56:28 PM Castor: Don't look now, but that Sprite75 guy all the monuments are taking about is taking a picture of us.
Pollux: Jeez, the guy takes a trip to Italy and all he can think about is taking photos to post on the badmovies humorous captions board? Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: Mr. DS on September 05, 2009, 08:31:19 PM Castor: "F-you Pollux, I'm tired of you having the better view. We're switching now."
Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: sprite75 on September 05, 2009, 09:00:28 PM Castor: Don't look now, but that Sprite75 guy all the monuments are taking about is taking a picture of us. Pollux: Jeez, the guy takes a trip to Italy and all he can think about is taking photos to post on the badmovies humorous captions board? Yep! Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: AndyC on September 06, 2009, 05:32:24 AM Are they really hung like horses? You decide.
Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: sprite75 on September 12, 2009, 01:00:10 PM Castor: This is bulls--t. We've been standing out here for years now, we should have a halfway decent tan by now.
Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: Joe the Destroyer on September 12, 2009, 10:07:29 PM "Mine is bigger than yours."
"No! My horse is bigger!" "Uh... yeah... horse...." Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: sprite75 on September 24, 2009, 10:11:10 PM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/Roma-cordonata01.jpg/500px-Roma-cordonata01.jpg) Why is that guy staring at me? He's creeping me out even more than that Sprite75 guy. Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: AndyC on September 24, 2009, 10:40:22 PM "Jeez, it's drafty up here. How come we're wearing capes over our shoulders, but our shlongs are just swinging in the breeze?"
Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: whitelion43 on October 25, 2009, 08:31:15 PM Castor: I say we should go this way
Pollux: No I want to go this way Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: retrorussell on October 25, 2009, 09:08:54 PM Hey dude. You see that chick over there? She was staring at my weiner.
Dude, you're high. She was starin' at mine. You wanna fight about it homes? Huh? We can't, dumbass. We're statues. Oh yeah.. Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: sprite75 on March 18, 2010, 01:25:39 AM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/Roma-cordonata01.jpg/500px-Roma-cordonata01.jpg) Castor: I really hate it when birds use my schlong as a landing pad. Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: AndyC on March 18, 2010, 08:54:46 AM "I didn't say naked thing was a bad idea. I just think having the horses here is inviting comparison."
Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: sprite75 on March 20, 2010, 09:54:22 AM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/Roma-cordonata01.jpg/500px-Roma-cordonata01.jpg) Pollux: Hey, Castor? You see that lady standing down there with her mouth open? Castor: Yeah, what about her? Pollux: I dare you to try to hit the target from where you're standing. Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: El Misfit on March 21, 2010, 10:47:20 AM Psst....want to have a horse race?
Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: sprite75 on September 10, 2010, 12:15:40 AM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/Roma-cordonata01.jpg/500px-Roma-cordonata01.jpg) Castor: Yo, Pollux, hear the news yet? Pollux: Yep, Sprite75 is going to be back in town in a couple weeks. It's all every monument here in town is talking about. And he'll probably have that damn camera of his too. :teddyr: Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: Trevor on September 10, 2010, 01:03:59 AM ([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/Roma-cordonata01.jpg/500px-Roma-cordonata01.jpg[/url]) Castor: Yo, Pollux, hear the news yet? Pollux: Yep, Sprite75 is going to be back in town in a couple weeks. It's all every monument here in town is talking about. And he'll probably have that damn camera of his too. :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: Every time he walks by, the horses will have a chance to raise their other leg and put the other one down. :wink: Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: El Misfit on September 10, 2010, 05:43:45 PM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/Roma-cordonata01.jpg/500px-Roma-cordonata01.jpg)
Castor: Do you got any sunscreen? Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: TheDope on September 11, 2010, 02:12:26 PM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/Roma-cordonata01.jpg/500px-Roma-cordonata01.jpg) OLD LADY, BOTTOM LEFT - (stares) ...I just LOVE Roman statuary.... Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: sprite75 on September 11, 2010, 11:43:42 PM ([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/Roma-cordonata01.jpg/500px-Roma-cordonata01.jpg[/url]) Castor: Do you got any sunscreen? Pollux: Sure...you got any lubricant? Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: sprite75 on December 26, 2013, 08:56:33 PM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/Roma-cordonata01.jpg/500px-Roma-cordonata01.jpg) Castor: I heard a disturbing rumor last night from some of the other monuments. Pollux: What's that? Castor: Sprite75 is going to be spending a few days in Rome later this spring. Pollux: Oh jeez...he'll probably be heading down this way the moment he gets into town to snap some more pictures of us. Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: messedup on December 26, 2013, 09:25:58 PM Castor: "Okay, what famous piece of art would you like to bone?"
Pollux: "Hmm...definitely the Venus of Milo." Castor: "Dude, she's got no arms!" Pollux: "So? Easier Access." Castor: "I don't think that's how the saying goes..." Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: sprite75 on May 28, 2018, 11:04:03 PM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/Roma-cordonata01.jpg/500px-Roma-cordonata01.jpg) Castor: Guess what? Pollux: What, Sprite75 is coming over here again? Castor: Nope. Close though. I heard a rumor that he's going to Portugal, Spain, and Morocco. Pollux: At least he won't be taking our photo yet again. Should we warn our buddies over in those countries about him coming and the likelihood of his g*****n camera coming with him? Title: Re: Castor and Pollux Post by: sprite75 on April 16, 2019, 11:36:35 AM "I didn't say naked thing was a bad idea. I just think having the horses here is inviting comparison." Castor: No prob. I checked and the guy who created us neglected to give the horses ones. |