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okay, what did you learn from video games?
in L.A. Rush, i learned that L.A. is in 5 different sections :teddyr:

Bactine and *ahem* "green herb" can cure any and all bodily injuries.

The RESIDENT EVIL series.

Shooting someone in the torso 4 or 5 times will only slow them down momentarily.

 - Every FPS out there.

I'm a coward.


I've leaned that fom every horror game I've played.

In the arcade game of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ~ watch where you're going, you might fall in a manhole.

That part always cracks me up:

1. Dumb ass turtle falls or gets knocked into a manhole.
2. All you see are a pair of eyes in the darkness.
3. Turtle complains: "Duhhhh......who put the lights out?"  :teddyr:

In "Pooyan" ~ never take on gum-chewing wolves with a bow and arrow: they will take you out with fruit.  :teddyr:

In "Duke Nukem" ~ never stand anywhere near anything made of porcelain as you will probably pee into it.  :buggedout:

I give you Karma Bull, this was a great idea for a fun topic.

Silent Hill - I have learned - if you see something like this in a dark corner shaking and moaning ...

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DON"T investigate it! ... RUN! (really really fast)

Use cheat codes, because  kicking ass and playing the whole way through is always more fun than getting killed early on and having to start over.  I like easy games with a lot of violence and destruction.

I've learned that, no matter HOW MANY times you get shot with ANY kind of weapon, you can use a health pack and ALL your boo-boos go bye-bye.

I've learned that carjacking is apparently not illegal if there are no cops around to see it.

I've learned that a person can carry up to five weapons of any size and that they apparently can hide them up their butt because they aren't slung over their shoulders.

And I've learned that healing magic users, much like red shirts on Star Trek, will usually be the first to die in a fight.

You can survive being hit with a broadsword about 5 or six times, but can be killed instantly by a combination of kicks.

You can buy ammo that fits the weapon your enemy uses, but not the weapon itself. That you have to steal off a corpse.

You can carry a large sniper rifle, two pistols, night vision goggles, a bomb defusing kit, a Kevlar helmet, bulletproof vest, two smoke grenades and two flash grenades, but the best thing to have, a frag grenade, , you only get one of those.

Counter Strike

Humans can breathe the air on Mars

Guards don't find anything strange about mysterious boxes that follow them around the room....


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Thank you...that never made sense to me.

You can eat a bunch of pellets and fruit but never get fat or slow down (Pacman)
Leaping over cobras and scorpions is the best option when traversing the jungle.  (Pitfall)
Quicksand can disappear allowing you to cross if you wait long enough (Pitfall again)

After someone's been dead for about 10 seconds, they just vanish!

If you get your car painted, the police will stop chasing you.  
A car can survive until it is on fire.
Ammo is unlimited and will only leave you upon death.
If blocks ever fly out of the sky, all you have to do to get rid of them is arrange them correctly.
Eating mushrooms will help you grow to twice your size.
Most movies are better off just staying movies.

A soldier can carry about eight weapons, most of them fairly large, along with ammo, body armour and miscellaneous items, and still quite easily run and fight.

Crashing your car into a wall at high speed will cause it to spin around a few times, then continue driving.

The solution to rising crime rates is to build a police station every few blocks.

WWII fighter planes were studded with multiple machine guns that only worked under certain circumstances, and stopped working when hit by enemy fire. Luckily, each plane had a supply of bombs that would destroy everything in view of the pilot.

All my base are belong to them.

Sweet.  I couldn't figure out how to work that one in.

It really sucks to be the only guy on a motorcycle in a monster truck race  :teddyr:

 - Motorstorm Pacific Rift

The most difficult thing about cooking is outrunning the roving mobs of homicidal sausages, pickles and fried eggs.

Snakes sleep in large pottery vases after they swallow whole chicken eggs, and if you kill the snake and eat the egg, it will heal serious wounds.

It is possible to walk across lava, if you do it quickly.

People on fire tend to run around in circles.

Getting hit in the face with a rocket launcher is not always fatal.

If you see a hungry dog, you should give it a sandwich.

The world is a cornucopia of ammunition, medicine, and pieces of bulletproof armor.

Sir, this was genius.  My hat off to you.

I think you used the wrong kind of mushrooms in that dish  :teddyr:

If Uwe Boll makes a movie based on your favourite video game, it is bound to stink as much (if not more) than my undies.  :buggedout:

People can just materialize out of thin air, but still need to catch a cab to get where they're going (Space Taxi)

It is possible for a truck to withstand a 200 foot vertical drop (Every off-road truck racing game)

Explosions throw dead bodies dozens of yards, but not live ones (Counter strike)

Barrels know how to use ladders, and so do balls of fire (Donkey Kong)

You can machine gun a billion fully armed enemies, and NEVER damage any of their weapons or equipment, and never cause any ammo or grenades to explode (Counter Strike)

Planets explode when the last life form dies or is taken away (Defender)

The bigger the mob, the slower it moves (Space Invaders)

That big heavy weapon you just picked up only slows you down if you are wielding it. Put it away and get out your knife and you're back to running at full speed (Counter Strike)

A person can withstand several .45 rounds to the face, but a good sniper rifle kills with one shot to the arm or leg (Counter strike)

Shooting an armed time bomb does not effect it in any way (Counter Strike)

Running over a banana peel makes a car instantly wipe out (Mario Kart)

Trees help you maneuver a parachute (Raiders of the Lost Ark)

Bats carry dragons, even dragons with a live person in their stomach (Adventure)

Magnets always draw objects towards themselves rather than vice-versa, no matter what the difference in size is. Those objects move at a constant speed, no matter the distance between they and the magnet, or their size. (Adventure)

Large buildings are designed with the rooms in a big, winding daisy chain, requiring people to pass through all of them in order to get anywhere.

Steel drums and wooden crates are the most common shipping containers available.

The secret to invincibility is IDDQD IDKFA.

You are invincible if your eyes are glowing.  (Doom)

Tanks can send out shells that bounce off walls.  (Combat Atari 2600)

You are allowed to shoot an unlimited amount of ducks while hunting. (Duck Hunt)

Life will only get harder and faster the more you accomplish. (virtually any Atarti 2600 game)

Pro gamblers in casinos will only play you if you've beaten someone with less experience than they have first.  (Casino Kid)

Mentally ill kangaroo's are allowed to roam the jungle freely whilst possessing vast amounts of TNT & Nitro.

Ostriches can fly.

Fruit tends to spontaneously appear, then vanish if not eaten immediately.

If a ghost is after you, pop some speed and eat it.

Your average guy can survive three or four good whacks with a lightsaber - Star Wars the Force Unleashed

People pee themselves.  Often. - Metal Gear Solid 2

The boundaries of the known world are defined by low piles of rubble - Project Snowblind

Being a secret agent mostly consists of wandering around wondering what in the hell you're supposed to do next - Rogue Op's 

If you break into a building, set off all the alarms and get all the guards chasing you, just go stand in the bathroom for a minute;  they'll forget all about you - Second Sight

there are such things as 4X4 golf carts (Mx vs. ATV unleashed)  :teddyr:

Sleeping can heal a person from critical and mortal conditions, and sometimes even revive people. (any RPG)

Most people don't care if you walk into their house, talk to them, and start taking anything in their chests, drawers, pottery, or bookshelves. (any RPG)

Being blown to bits by a giant robot can be remedied with a feather from a legendary bird, but being stabbed through the back is irrevocable.  (Final Fantasy 7)

Woodland animals are usually dangerous, even squirrels. (Many action games, Legacy of Goku in particular)

If the world is ever overrun by zombies, ghosts, demons, or velociraptors, one must not fear of running out of ammunition.  It's always laying around in corners and chests, waiting for you to pick it up. (almost any survival/horror game)

Submerged cars explode. (GTA 3)

So do overturned cars. (ditto)

People's bodies blink and vanish before they die. (mostly RPG's, especially Final Fantasy 4)

When going on long, epic adventures women always wear the most revealing and least practical clothing. (any J-RPG)

You can gain money by killing random creatures.  (any RPG)

People always run after and attempt to eat riceballs that mysteriously fall from above. (Tenchu)

Wolverine cannot heal as well as we all thought. (just about any X-Men game)

You know, I've had some jobs that I really wish that were true.

Boss: Get this damn report done, NOW, Mike!
(Mike whips out gun, shoots boss, waits, body disappears.  Co-worker walks in.)
Co-Worker: Hey, Mike, have you seen the boss?
Mike (shrugs): Nope, can't say I have, that's why I came in the office.
Co-Worker: Oh.. well, if you see him, tell him I need to talk him.  Hey, what's all this money on the floor for?
Mike: Oh, it fell out of my pocket!  (scoops of cash)

:)

It's perfectly safe to drink random jars you find in monster infested dungeons with the letters "XXX" on them.  (Gauntlet)

Any RPG suddenly takes a whole new twisted (and often hilarious) dimension when you name the main character Mypenis (or something equally immature.)

Apparently nobody notices or cares when you wonder around a city massacring civilians at random.  (GTA, and various others games)

Guards have only ONE thing to say, and that's to welcome you to whatever city you're in.

Pick EVERYTHING you can, no matter how illogical it would be to carry around.  You never know when save random object will come in handy/save your ass later on.  (Just about any adventure game.)

Shooting any barrel will cause it too explode.

If you see a large crack in the wall, odds are good that portion of the wall can be blown away to reveal a secret cache of goodies.

SUV's/Trucks have Agro (Midnight Club 3)

Shooting rockets at cars will blow them up but won't effect roads, buildings, etc. 

Earthworms, Toads and Hedgehogs can save the earth. 

Holy water forms a fountain when it hits the ground. 

There are a lot of really insane architects out there, designing buildings with floors that move back and forth, sections of ceiling that come crushing down every few seconds, and walls with flamethrowers in them.

A raccoon's tail is for flying.

Kaiju transform into naked people when sufficiently injured.

Enough bullets will destroy anything, even tanks and ships.

Tennis, hockey and soccer are all basically the same game, played with a slightly different set of square paddles.

some people only drink water and not eat anything (Prince of Persia)

Princesses only date plumbers

Except roads, buildings, etc. 

Walking on lava will not leave any lasting effects as long as you get off of it. 

Only Bruce Willis can save the earth from the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

Monsters screw up your radio.

You CAN survive falling 200 metres, as long as you land in water.

Are you short, balding, out of shape, unattractive, and you wear a leisure suit? You are going to have a lot of sex.

5 bullets to the chest isn't fatal.

Getting rid of customers in a bar is necessary to advance in your bartending career.   (Tapper)

A small amount of ice can freeze a human body.  (Mortal Kombat)

A toaster and a VCR are nice complimentary prizes while fighter for your life.  (Super Smash TV)

Steroids can make you super human the second you take them.  (GTA and Duke Nukem 3d)

One soldier or pilot is all you need to defeat any enemy, as long as he's good enough.

If you jump on a turtle shell it will scoot away from you and not stop. 

Mario Bros.

If you hit a brick and a star comes out, touch it. You will become GOD for 10 secs ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTFHhpZl3Uk

If you stand in a shadow, no matter where it's at, no one will see you. 

Hokuto no Ken aka Fist of the North Star.

Heads could explode with a single punch.

It takes 20 shots to chest with a pistol or shotgun to fully kill a vampire (Vampire's Rain).

Any Church you can fine with bring yourself or your allies back to life for a large sum of gold (Dragon's Quest).

Evolution does not take hundreds of years, it takes experience points and raising up to a specific  level (Pokemon).

Noah have lift up things that weigh more than 500 lbs (Bible Adventures).

Fast, skinny guys with baseball bats can take up to thousands of rounds of minigun ammo to the chest (Team Fortress 2).

Birds in backpacks are able to fly bears around (Banjo Kazooie).

It is perfectly legal to kill rival members of a family (The Godfather).

People walk directly into cars that are set on fire (Destroy All Humans!).

Hedgehogs wear red tennis shoes, blue or pink, and are extremely fast (Sonic the Hedgehog).

Bright lights are the mortal enemy of parastic creatures (Resident Evil 4).

Rocket Launchers solve problems (Resident Evil series).

Some castle have absolutely no guards protecting them (Mario series).

Most pipes lead to an extensive underground network.  (Super Mario Bros)

Jumping on a flagpole from a high point is not fatal and will be rewarded by fireworks if you time it right.  (Super Mario Bros)

Taking on enemies shirtless is mandatory.  (Contra)

Punching some people in the mouth will make their shorts fall down.  (Punch Out)

it is okay to hijack a car (Mafia) :teddyr:

You can have a second chance at life after eating 100 pieces of fruit.

Crash Bandicoot by any chance?

While I'm here... Wearing badges can make you stronger (Paper Mario).

Choppers cannot do wheelies (Midnight Club 3)

Pigs enjoy strippers

old ladies will punch Skateboarders (THAW) :thumbup: :teddyr:
spray painting on private/public property is legal (THUG 1,2, THAW....) :teddyr: :thumbup:

Well, I certainly do!

As long as we are mentioning that game...

Kids in wheelchairs can do skate boarding tricks. (THUG 2)

You raise the dead if you knock off skulls on grave stones in a certain time limit. (THUG 2)

There is nothing that can't be solve about getting from place to place without doing skateboard tricks.  (THAW)

Once you become part of a crowd, you suffer a blurry face and the loss of both arms.

friends who video tape you doing crazy s**t will get credit (THUG)
Bigfoot does exist (THUG 2)
Throughing tomatoes a bulls will make them go after the matadors (THUG 2)

When you turn someone into a pig they generally keep attacking.  (Heretic)

Chicken are very mean.  (Zelda Series)

When you travel through space, you do not need air. (Super Mario Galaxy)

You can befriend wolves by freeing them from bear traps. (Resident Evil 4)

Music can be use to change wind patterns.  (The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker)

Shooting stars constantly fall to the earth in certain places. (Paper Mario)

Crab zombies can go kamikaze on people with grenades.  (Half-Life 2: Episode 1 & 2)

Magical Gauntlets, while looking and sounding awesome, really don't do s**t when it comes to killing your enemies.  (Heretic.)

Omaha Beach was taken by about two dozen troops, an APC, and a tank, with the support of 2 naval vessels. (Battlefield 1492)

Indians really got in the way of one's sex life (Custer's Revenge)

The dark is immediately deadly (Zork)

Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out (Portal)

Babies in sleepy Midwest towns want to eat human flesh

if you become the US Champ, you will get the Lamborghini Murcileago (Midnight club 3)

Alien spacecraft always fly in timed patterns.

Getting shot in the face only makes your vision flash red for a couple of seconds.

Ice cream trucks are extremely durable.

Everyone in the world speaks English.....EVERYONE!

Humans can jump twice, sometimes three times their own height.

Jumping on animals heads is not considered cruelty.

Women aren't fond of clothing.

Snowboarding in the centre of Tokyo is commonplace.

Actually, there IS something I learned while playing the game Doom years ago.  You know how in movies you always see the hero charging full speed and just blazing away at the enemy with his gun(s)? 

While playing Doom I learned you waste a s**tLOAD of ammo when you do that.