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So, how about if we get a bunch of us guys together and we pose on the beach in thong bathing suits and publish a "Men of Badmovies.org" swimsuit calendar?  We could have a different guy for each month . . . January, Trevor; February, Menard; March, Circus Circus; April, Burgomaster (because I was born in April) . . . this idea can't miss!

I have some gentle reservations about this idea...

Andrew - - you MUST support this idea . . . you will be on the cover.

Oh I don't know, Andrew: I bet some of the guys could be pretty scary in a thong.

I'm up for August. . .

My in laws own a pumpkin farm so perhaps I can get a pic of me frolocking through the fields in a pink speedo. 

I really don't think anybody wants to see me without pants... or a shirt... or shoes... Some people even hate it when I take off my sun glasses. No, really!

I want July (as it is when I was born) so I can show off my two-foot Roman candle!!!!!!!

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Do they actually even make thongs in size "quickrollitbackintheoceanbeforeitsuffocatesandwehavetoblowupthecarcasswithdynamite"?

You made a typo, I fixed it. .

Well since I already have the body of Santa, I guess I could be December.

So, the men are lined up...how about the ladies of the board.  It would obviously sell more copies. 

This will make a fortune !


Do you have any idea how much money women will pay not to see us in thongs !

I'll take November !

Sure, I'm in. Not that I'm saying I'm especially hairy, but don't you think that Bigfoot in a thong would be attractive?

I'm surprised that so many of you guys own thongs.  I'm really feeling like the odd man out here  :buggedout:

Me have bikini, chest, armpit and leg wax.

Me have more than six minutes weightlifting and training.

Me pose in infamous underpants.

Me make calendar million seller.

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Oh well, I thought my wife would like it. However, the usual effect instead is just to alert her that I'm getting to the bottom of my underwear drawer and I need to do some laundry. She would never outright laugh, but I can tell she's smirking.

I call May!

This is a good idea, but I bet we could make more money by displaying the calendar and seeing who would pay us not to release it.

I don't own a thong, I was going to do it in my tighty whities. I would even pour red Kool-Ade on them to make them have a Christmas theme.

You seem to have an issue with the size of other men's manhood.  Hmmmm, that might explain why the prisoners you guard call you "Too Short"....   :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

That would be a rather disturbing image, I would think.

I'll pose as the black belt. Women like that sort of thing. :thumbup:

Hey, I'm not the one bragging about the size of their dong in a thread addressed to the MEN on this board.  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

BTW, I'm not a guard, I have a real job.   :twirl:

I'm just taking a class in photography, I guess I could take the photos if someone finds me one of those mind wipe devices from Men In Black so I can forget everything when it is all over.

I have one, , , it looks remarkably like a bottle of tequila.  

My birthday is in December, so I will pose in a Speedo and a Santa Hat!!!

Sorry, I know this is going to gross everyone out but I would quite happily pose nude, displaying Trevor Junior  :buggedout: :buggedout: and all that if it was for this site's benefit.  :teddyr:

"Join us for a very special event as the men of BadMovies.Org present our version of The Full Monty"

The publicity just writes itself, doesn't it?

Well, I did say Roman candle.  Considering I'm Irish (who aren't known by the nickname of "The Tripod Gents"), I'd be more inclined to call mine a penny whistle.  And I ain't inviting anyone here to play a tune.

Is this a dressed calendar?  Because if not my objections are more genital than gentle.  Some things don't need to see the light of day.
-Ed