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Title: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: Doggett on September 09, 2009, 10:53:10 AM Ever see a film that you're enjoying but then the film ruins itself ?
Here's a example of mine. I liked the Judge Dredd film until 5:26. Yep. Then I new things were gonna be bad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCs2oHoxSEY&feature=related So what film did you enjoy that had a turning point into rubbishness. Title: Re: You new you were in trouble when... Post by: meQal on September 09, 2009, 11:36:33 AM I know I am in trouble with any film when I see that the director, producer, writer, star, and/or any combonation of at least two of those is the same person. Two of these being done by the same person means there is a 75% chance it will be bad, it's almost a guarantee if at least three were done by the same person, and if all four are done by the same person them there is no hope for the film.
Title: Re: You new you were in trouble when... Post by: Flick James on September 09, 2009, 11:40:48 AM ...The film was directed, produced or written by Alan Smithee. If you get the joke, look up that name.
Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: Cthulhu on September 09, 2009, 12:53:28 PM Indiana Jones IV. :bluesad:
I panicked at the first clue. How could they made an Indiana Jones movie with aliens? HOW?! DEAR GOD, HOW??? AAAAAAAAAARGHAAA!!! Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: Doggett on September 09, 2009, 12:54:55 PM Indiana Jones IV. :bluesad: I panicked at the first clue. How could they made an Indiana Jones movie with aliens? HOW?! DEAR GOD, HOW??? AAAAAAAAAARGHAAA!!! With me it was the CGI gophers. That's the first shot of the film !!!! Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: Doggett on September 10, 2009, 05:18:52 AM The talk to hand scene in T3.
Yeah, I new the film was gonna suck as soon as I saw that...then he puts on the Elton John glasses... *groan* :bluesad: Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: Jack on September 10, 2009, 06:33:16 AM Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid - when the incredibly annoying comic relief character appears to get killed, but no, he lives! After that the movie just circled around the toilet rim, round and round she goes, until reaching it's inevitable conclusion.
The Fifth Element - An interesting concept, very poorly executed, until Chris Rock's character shows up. After that, I was like "Get me the f*** out of here NOW!!!" Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: Doggett on September 10, 2009, 07:48:57 AM The Fifth Element - An interesting concept, very poorly executed, until Chris Rock's character shows up. After that, I was like "Get me the f*** out of here NOW!!!" How can you not love this guy ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSFg3pAprdg Quite easily it turns out.... Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: Jack on September 10, 2009, 08:19:41 AM AAAAHHHH!!! I'd hoped never to see that again :teddyr:
Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: Doc Daneeka on September 10, 2009, 10:52:14 AM The Fifth Element - An interesting concept, very poorly executed, until Chris Rock's character shows up. After that, I was like "Get me the f*** out of here NOW!!!" How can you not love this guy ! [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSFg3pAprdg[/url] Quite easily it turns out.... Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: Mr. DS on September 10, 2009, 10:54:36 AM Indiana Jones IV. :bluesad: I panicked at the first clue. How could they made an Indiana Jones movie with aliens? HOW?! DEAR GOD, HOW??? AAAAAAAAAARGHAAA!!! With me it was the CGI gophers. That's the first shot of the film !!!! Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: ghouck on September 10, 2009, 11:13:45 AM When in Phantom Menace, they showed the little bastard as having invented/created C3PO. I knew the entire prequel idea was going nowhere from that alone.
Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: Psycho Circus on September 10, 2009, 11:59:00 AM Tank Girl.
As soon as Lori Petty opened her mouth... Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: meQal on September 10, 2009, 01:14:45 PM The trailer for the film includes lines like from the creators of, the people who brought you, and such.
Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: metalmonster on September 10, 2009, 01:56:39 PM HE WAS A QUIET MAN
You Haven't Heard Of This Movie?.......Neither Have A Couple Billion Other Very Lucky People I Knew It Was Going To Be Bad As Soon As I Saw Christian Slater Talking To His Goldfish Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: IMDED on September 11, 2009, 08:15:18 AM Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid - when the incredibly annoying comic relief character appears to get killed, but no, he lives! After that the movie just circled around the toilet rim, round and round she goes, until reaching it's inevitable conclusion. The Fifth Element - An interesting concept, very poorly executed, until Chris Rock's character shows up. After that, I was like "Get me the f*** out of here NOW!!!" I totally disagree with your statement on the Fifth element..for two reasons..one..it was an awesome story line with the perfect herion..second..chris rock was not in it..it was chris Tucker... awesome movie....awesome B movie for sure... Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: Mr. DS on September 11, 2009, 11:00:54 AM When in Phantom Menace, they showed the little bastard as having invented/created C3PO. I knew the entire prequel idea was going nowhere from that alone. When Jar Jar came stumbling through the jungle I was done. Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: voltron on September 12, 2009, 05:58:51 PM I'd heard the opening song in The Mutilator. :tongueout:
Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: Psycho Circus on September 12, 2009, 05:59:50 PM CGI snakes appeared or Jim Varney was starring as the villain. :bluesad:
Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: Monster Jungle X-Ray on September 12, 2009, 07:18:47 PM CGI snakes appeared or Jim Varney was starring as the villain. :bluesad: Jim Varney as Dr. Otto Von Schnick-ick-ick-ick, a mad genius with a hand on top of his head. Yes... his head. (http://www.sofacinema.co.uk/guardian/images/products/6/45206-large.jpg) Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: El Misfit on September 12, 2009, 09:06:36 PM when CGI is used in a street racing movie (F&F 4)
Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: metalmonster on September 16, 2009, 10:10:55 PM In The Movie THE ISLAND As Soon As Michael Bay's Unneccesary CGI Effects And Lifeless Characters Came On Screen I Knew There Was Going To Be Trouble
I Turned It Off Shortly After Michael Clarke Duncan's Character Got Shot Through The Legs With CGI Spearguns That Shot CGI Spears Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: Skull on September 17, 2009, 09:42:11 AM The Fifth Element - An interesting concept, very poorly executed, until Chris Rock's character shows up. After that, I was like "Get me the f*** out of here NOW!!!" Hehe... Chris Tucker and Dice made the movie worth watching. Although... I knew there was trouble in the movie when Bruce Willis tried to hide people in his small house... It seemed unnecessary and unrealistic for the characters in the movie... :) Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: Skull on September 17, 2009, 10:02:31 AM When in Phantom Menace, they showed the little bastard as having invented/created C3PO. I knew the entire prequel idea was going nowhere from that alone. Me Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (At that point I lost all respect to George Suckass) Jar Jar isnt as bad as the Story... I just find it funny that many "star wars fans" kept saying Jar Jar made the prequels bad... Those fans should stop living in denial all 3 prequels is rotten because the storyline sucks... :) Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: meQal on September 17, 2009, 02:55:28 PM When I saw the title screen read: The Star Wars Holiday Special.
Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: Doggett on September 18, 2009, 01:09:21 PM Tank Girl. As soon as Lori Petty opened her mouth... I loved Lori Petty as Tank Girl ! Mind you, I thought TG was Australian.... Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: BakuryuuTyranno on September 18, 2009, 01:46:18 PM ... when the movie was made by Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich
... when it seemed eerily similar to Curse of the Komodo even though I was sure that wasn't the movie I was watching. ... when it was produced by Nightlight Films or Platinum Dunes Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: Skull on September 18, 2009, 02:02:01 PM Tank Girl. As soon as Lori Petty opened her mouth... I loved Lori Petty as Tank Girl ! Mind you, I thought TG was Australian.... hehe I like Tank Girl too... It's sad that Circus didnt see the Tank Girl Trailer... could of saved a few bucks... :) ~ I cannot find the Tank Girl trailer that has Lori Petty sitting on the tank and screaming (I think Id seen it a dozen times in 1994... but I cannot find it currently) ~ If anybody can find it please post it ~ thanks! Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: bladerunnerblues on September 22, 2009, 02:18:10 AM CGI snakes appeared or Jim Varney was starring as the villain. :bluesad: Jim Varney as Dr. Otto Von Schnick-ick-ick-ick, a mad genius with a hand on top of his head. Yes... his head. ([url]http://www.sofacinema.co.uk/guardian/images/products/6/45206-large.jpg[/url]) Is this on DVD?My Dad took me to see this at the Brywood(great memories..).The ad mentioned something like;"If you enjoyed Pee Wees Big Advaneture,you'll love Dr.Otto And....." Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: Mofo Rising on September 22, 2009, 02:24:47 AM Universal Soldier: The Return
I know, I know. However, at the beginning of the movie when the hand that had represented the computer system turned around and flipped us all off, I knew I was in for a rough time. Title: Re: You knew you were in trouble when... Post by: retrorussell on September 23, 2009, 02:47:11 AM I was watching Identity at the theater and things snowballed the instant I found out John Cusack was a bald, fat guy. WTF????
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