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Title: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: Doggett on September 20, 2009, 10:46:05 AM
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Wife_divorces_husband_for_defecating_in_pots&in_article_id=740440&in_page_id=2 (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Wife_divorces_husband_for_defecating_in_pots&in_article_id=740440&in_page_id=2)

Altogether now....EEEEWWW......


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 20, 2009, 10:49:14 AM
 :bouncegiggle: Poo poo pots!

My ex-missus would've let me get away with that. Man, maybe I should go get her back??  :bluesad:



Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: Jack on September 20, 2009, 12:50:26 PM
Yeah, I'd get some pretty funny looks around the house if I tried that.


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: lester1/2jr on September 21, 2009, 09:59:29 AM
I'd like to hear the Pope explain why they must stay married


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: 3mnkids on September 21, 2009, 01:06:09 PM
I have a pot that looks very similar to the one shown. I know its not the one he was using but now i cant get the visual out of my head. well, I wont be using that one anymore.

 I dont like it when my husband leaves his dirty socks in the floor so there is no way in hell I would put up with pooping in pots. nope.  :smile:


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: ghouck on September 21, 2009, 02:21:17 PM
Well, if it was a non-stick pot, , I mean really, , is it such a big deal?


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: Jack on September 21, 2009, 03:53:07 PM
I can't believe that nobody's made a joke about leftovers yet.


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: Mr. DS on September 21, 2009, 06:30:03 PM
Wait a minute, you're not supposed to go there? 


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on September 23, 2009, 03:45:45 PM
Wow, theres an argument killer...
"But honey, I may do <insert sin here> but at lesst I don't get drunk and crap in the cooking utensils".
-Ed


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 23, 2009, 03:53:09 PM
Their relationship will be going down the toilet and I bet her cooking is crap now.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: ghouck on September 23, 2009, 06:46:48 PM
She's serious about DUMPING him.


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: Mr. DS on September 23, 2009, 06:53:37 PM
It will be a LOAD off her back though.


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: ghouck on September 24, 2009, 01:19:37 AM
Either way, the situation really STINKS


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: RCMerchant on September 28, 2009, 10:45:15 AM
I hope the family likes corn and peanuts. I's recylcled too. :smile:


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 28, 2009, 11:05:38 AM
I hope the family likes corn and peanuts. I's recylcled too. :smile:

Ewww, gross!  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: Cthulhu on September 28, 2009, 01:29:04 PM
She's serious about DUMPING him.
Thief! Thief! You stole my gag! :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on September 28, 2009, 03:12:44 PM
This has been on my mind a lot lately..what the wife should do is cook his food in the "used" pots, and everyone else's an another one that she keeps an eye on.  But only wash the ones for the rest of the family.
-Ed


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: 3mnkids on September 28, 2009, 03:18:14 PM
yeah, this was the perfect thread to open after just eating a big bowl of chili mac.   :buggedout:


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on October 05, 2009, 02:36:09 AM
Maybe he just wanted poo poo platter.

BOOOO!  BOOOO!

Yeah, it was there and no one took it yet.  I'll be awaiting the rotten tomatoes for that one.


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: Newt on October 06, 2009, 07:40:52 AM
Aw: some sympathy folks!  Sounds as though they were very poor: after all, they didn't have a pot to p*ss in.


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 06, 2009, 07:42:04 AM
Hey, when you have to go potty, you go POTTY!  :lookingup:


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: ghouck on October 06, 2009, 01:51:20 PM
Looks like they're having 'brown trout' for dinner


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on October 07, 2009, 01:28:16 AM
Makes me think of that Sleepaway Camp quote:

"Eat s**t and die, Ricky!"
"Eat s**t and live, Bill."


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: paula on October 07, 2009, 01:32:21 AM
gives new meaning to the saying:

"neither have a pot to p**s in nor window to throw it out of."

(or pot to poop in)


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: ghouck on October 07, 2009, 09:45:39 AM
She's leaving because he's no longer #1 to her, , He's #2. . .


Title: Re: Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 09, 2009, 08:17:34 AM
He's the scatman "be ba ba ba da bo"