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Title: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Mr. DS on September 22, 2009, 07:48:10 PM
Ok, in the good movies thread we talk about our missed oppurtunties in the theater.  How about movies you did show up for but felt you wasted your time seeing. 

Big one for me was Titanic.  I honestly would have walked out if I didn't want to see how they would pull off the boat sinking special effects wise.   I think I wanted to see something else that day but skipped out on it. 

Others for me include...Sweet Home Alabama (the wife dragged me), The Mask, American Pie 2, Batman And Robin.  Theres more but those are the first I can think of.



Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: LilCerberus on September 22, 2009, 11:18:17 PM
Off the top of my head:

Event Horizon
Body of Evidence


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: retrorussell on September 23, 2009, 01:32:52 AM
I went with my brothers to see Billy Madison.  I left early partly because I had to p**s, partly because it was so damn awful.  There was still like 20 minutes of the movie left but I didn't go back.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Javakoala on September 23, 2009, 01:56:57 AM
I went with my brothers to see Billy Madison.  I left early partly because I had to p**s, partly because it was so damn awful.  There was still like 20 minutes of the movie left but I didn't go back.

Thank you....OH MY GOD, thank you!!!  Everyone I talk to seems to think I'm a mutant for disliking this film.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: retrorussell on September 23, 2009, 02:22:51 AM
I went with my brothers to see Billy Madison.  I left early partly because I had to p**s, partly because it was so damn awful.  There was still like 20 minutes of the movie left but I didn't go back.

Thank you....OH MY GOD, thank you!!!  Everyone I talk to seems to think I'm a mutant for disliking this film.
No prob.  Holy freakin' God, it was bad.  If you were a grade-schooler or your cranial mass was the equivalent of boiled spinach, then it might be up your alley.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: 3mnkids on September 23, 2009, 08:14:59 AM
Bats~ We walked out

Shadowlands~ It may sound awful but my husband and I were actually saying to each other I wish she would  hurry up and die already! It was so long and boring.

Pokemon~ My daughter who was 4 at the time wanted to see this and it was a huge mistake. There is a part where you think Ash dies and Pikachu  is doing his Pikachu thing and crying and all of a sudden my daughter jumps up and yells, I hate this stupid movie! and runs out of the theater. We didnt go back in and finish it.  :lookingup:


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Doggett on September 23, 2009, 08:33:06 AM
Starsky and Hutch.


 :bluesad:


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 23, 2009, 08:34:23 AM
Monster In Law
The Wedding Date
The Wedding Planner
Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country
Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
George Of The Jungle
Batman & Robin
Sex & The City
The Flintstones
Casper

Wow, this thread has really reminded me that I've been to the cinema alot more times than I had thought!


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Doggett on September 23, 2009, 08:36:00 AM
Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country
 

HUH ?!?! :question:

I would've loved to have seen that. You lucky git.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 23, 2009, 08:43:10 AM
Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country
 

HUH ?!?! :question:

I would've loved to have seen that. You lucky git.

Hey, I was only 5 years old. My mom took me to see (have no idea why!?), but it was soooo boring. Just people in red sweater uniform talking, then those same people out in the snow, with rags on.....talking! Arrgh!


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: lester1/2jr on September 23, 2009, 08:48:10 AM
Beverly Hills Ninja


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Mr. DS on September 23, 2009, 08:59:33 AM
Starsky and Hutch.


 :bluesad:
This is one I lump into the "did I see that in the theater or not" file.  I hope I didn't.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: justin on September 23, 2009, 11:15:36 AM
FREDDY GOT FINGERED

I never wanted to just get up & leave during a movie - but I should've with that one.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: The Burgomaster on September 23, 2009, 12:27:44 PM
DUNE (yawn)


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 23, 2009, 12:47:59 PM
Sweeney Todd


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Jim H on September 23, 2009, 02:44:11 PM
Heartbeat Detector.  Saw it as part of a film festival.  Terrible, and offensive, film. 


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on September 23, 2009, 05:31:12 PM
Not a name, but a number.

Having nothing better to do with my time, for the past 45 years, I have kept track of all the films, excluding only G-rated films, I've seen in a theater. As of this post, the number comes to 743 films. Of those, I disliked 276 of 'em, or 37.1467%. Those are the ones that I wish I had not seen in a theater.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: RCMerchant on September 23, 2009, 05:36:30 PM
I AM LEGEND  :hatred:
That was more depressing than FOR THE LOVE OF BENJI.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Paquita on September 23, 2009, 05:44:12 PM
House of 1000 Corpses  :bluesad:.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: JJ80 on September 23, 2009, 05:57:45 PM
The 1998 version of "Lost In Space".


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: SPazzo on September 23, 2009, 07:25:43 PM
Step Brothers, Will Ferrell just isn't funny.  The only reason I didn't walk out was because I was with friends.  Also Semi-Pro, that was terrible.  At least I can understand why people found Step Brothers funny, but with Semi-Pro, I have no idea where the humor is.

I regret ever giving Will Ferrell my money.  :hatred:


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: voltron on September 23, 2009, 07:33:35 PM
Dracula: Dead And Loving It. My ex and I almost walked out.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Bargle5 on September 23, 2009, 08:24:31 PM
"Neighbors" with Belushi and Ackroyd. I'm not joking when I say I already knew the payoff to every joke in the movie.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: retrorussell on September 23, 2009, 09:24:50 PM
Bean was painful.
The recent Friday The 13th remake was really, really bad.
I really disliked First Knight.  The fact that I don't like Richard Gere didn't help.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: SkullBat308 on September 23, 2009, 09:55:44 PM
That Dungeon Siege flick from Crap Meister General Uwe Boll(his official title), god what a waste of money


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: akiratubo on September 24, 2009, 10:41:52 AM
Kill Bill.

I would give anything not to have seen that movie.  Anything.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Jaer on September 24, 2009, 12:25:58 PM
The Blair Witch and The Ring.

I actually enjoyed both of these movies and found myself getting into both of them (most movies I can't muster even a little bit of suspense for), but the audience in both were awful!  :hatred:

In Blair Witch, the dude next to me answered his phone and had a conversation and people kept yelling out during the movie.  During The Ring, for starters, a couple teenages sitting behind me got drunk and the girlfriend kept grumbling about not knowing what was going on and how her boyfriend promised to take her shopping. And a couple of jerks who had seen it already and were there again with a group of friends kept screaming out before things happened (in very fake, girly screams and "I can't look!" cries).

So I wish I hadn't seen these in the theater cause I would have enjoyed them more in the comfort of my own home.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: hellbilly on September 24, 2009, 02:01:25 PM
Wallstreet (1987)

I actually went to the multiplex that day to watch Fatal Attraction but it was sold out. The only other movie playing at the same time that still had (plenty of) tickets left was Wallstreet. I didn't care about the praise it got, I still thought it was boring as hell. To make matters worse I could hear the Fatal Attraction audience reaction through the wall next to me. They were having a blast, I was stuck in boring blah hell.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: meQal on September 24, 2009, 02:18:39 PM
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
I actually walked out of the theater and got a refund cause it was so bad. i swear who ever wrote that script read the Cliff Notes on the first half of the book then winged the rest by watching Carnasaur.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: retrorussell on September 24, 2009, 09:29:56 PM
Hardly anyone I know didn't like Kill Bill.  Damn, I thought it was stupid.  Fortunately I only got ripped off with the cost of a DVD rental.

I saw Timerider a long time ago at the theater and spent half my time in the arcade because the movie was so painfully dull.

Urban Legends was really hard to sit through as well.  I didn't get up and leave but I nearly dozed off.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Javakoala on September 24, 2009, 09:38:10 PM
JURASSIC PARK.  Yes, the original.  I felt like kicking to death everyone involved with the film, except Jeff Goldblum.  He just doesn't know any better.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: paula on September 25, 2009, 04:45:58 AM
DUNE (yawn)

yeah, i've even tried to watch this as an 'adult'....no go

yawn


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: paula on September 25, 2009, 04:53:38 AM
metalstorm:  the destruction of jared syn  (3D no less)....there are no words

should review THAT one for this site.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Raffine on September 25, 2009, 09:28:50 PM
I would say THE FIRST WIVES' CLUB but I fell asleep about ten minutes into it and had myself a lovely nap.

 :thumbup:

I used to regret seeing JAWS: THE REVENGE at the theater, but now I find it gives me a good amount of bragging rights around here.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: DarkWolfe on September 25, 2009, 10:08:05 PM
Twilight. I walked out when Edward went glittery in the sunlight.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Raffine on September 26, 2009, 12:16:47 PM
Twilight. I walked out when Edward went glittery in the sunlight.


EVERYBODY knows what happens to vampires in the sun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znfAPyNTGCw&feature=related

they certainly don't sparkle.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Doggett on September 26, 2009, 12:21:23 PM
JURASSIC PARK.  Yes, the original.  I felt like kicking to death everyone involved with the film, except Jeff Goldblum.  He just doesn't know any better.

I won't hold it against you. :bluesad:


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: mrgb46 on September 27, 2009, 09:39:21 AM
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull--ugh!! Too much CGI.It was predictable.I knew Shia's character was Indy's son and knew Indy and Karen were going to get married.I remember saying to someone years ago when I read they were going to make a 4th one,I said,"I bet his son is going to be in this one because they had his father in the 3rd one"and sure enough,it happened!! Then,to top it all off,there were aliens???!!! I prefer the first one and the 3rd one,but was bored watching the 4th one.And,now,there are talks of a 5th one?? Is Indy going to be using a walker in this one? These sequels are getting like the Lethal Weapon and Friday the 13th sequels-pointless,predictable and silly..I WANT MY MONEY BACK DAMMIT!!!! :hatred:


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: ghouck on September 27, 2009, 12:00:58 PM
I saw some stupid Scooby-Doo movie a few years ago when visiting family in Ohio. I could feel myself rotting inside.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: JaseSF on September 27, 2009, 12:37:48 PM
National Lampoon's Senoir Trip
The Waterboy
1492: Conquest of Paradise

Eyes Wide Shut
The Blair Witch Project
Man on the Moon

The first three I should have walked out on and demanded my money back (the comedies were awful and completely unfunny whle 1492 had its moments and sometimes looked great, it proved a bore for the most part)...the last three weren't as enjoyable as they should have been because a large portion of the rest of the audience hated them, some were actively heckling, and many were walking out interrupting one's viewing.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: retrorussell on September 27, 2009, 03:25:21 PM
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull--ugh!! Too much CGI.It was predictable.I knew Shia's character was Indy's son and knew Indy and Karen were going to get married.I remember saying to someone years ago when I read they were going to make a 4th one,I said,"I bet his son is going to be in this one because they had his father in the 3rd one"and sure enough,it happened!! Then,to top it all off,there were aliens???!!! I prefer the first one and the 3rd one,but was bored watching the 4th one.And,now,there are talks of a 5th one?? Is Indy going to be using a walker in this one? These sequels are getting like the Lethal Weapon and Friday the 13th sequels-pointless,predictable and silly..I WANT MY MONEY BACK DAMMIT!!!! :hatred:
Absolutely agree.. worst film I've seen in a LONG time.  I almost wanted to stick pins under my skin so I could concentrate on a lesser kind of pain.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: TheDope on September 27, 2009, 10:05:21 PM
Clifford (1993) - Martin Short as a bratty 10-12 year-old.

What the hell was I thinking?

-TGWD


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: ghouck on September 28, 2009, 09:46:25 AM
Chariots of Fire. Quite possibly the biggest waste of time I've ever encountered, , and that's coming from a State Worker.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Warp Ninja X on September 28, 2009, 11:59:20 AM
Batman And Robin, Hollow Man, Final Fantasy Spirits Within, (1999) House On Haunted Hill, (1999) The Haunting, American Werewolf In Paris, Transformers 1 & 2, X-Men & Blade Trilogy.  :thumbdown:


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Pilgermann on September 28, 2009, 12:06:56 PM
JURASSIC PARK.  Yes, the original.  I felt like kicking to death everyone involved with the film, except Jeff Goldblum.  He just doesn't know any better.

 :bluesad:

Jurassic Park is one of my favorite movie-going experiences ever!  Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

My biggest regrets in the theater have been New York Minute and The Cat and the Hat.  These were tech-screenings at the theater I was an usher at and I know I got paid for New York Minute, but I would pay to erase the memory of both.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Sleepyskull on September 28, 2009, 03:29:27 PM
The Lizzie McGuire Movie (for my sister's birthday)

Spice World (My mom took me and my older brother to see this.  I don't think I will ever understand that decision.)

The Jimmy Neutron Movie (I let my sister choose what to watch.)

The first Scooby-Doo movie (It was just plain horrible)

Clockstoppers



 
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull--ugh!! Too much CGI.It was predictable.I knew Shia's character was Indy's son and knew Indy and Karen were going to get married.I remember saying to someone years ago when I read they were going to make a 4th one,I said,"I bet his son is going to be in this one because they had his father in the 3rd one"and sure enough,it happened!! Then,to top it all off,there were aliens???!!! I prefer the first one and the 3rd one,but was bored watching the 4th one.And,now,there are talks of a 5th one?? Is Indy going to be using a walker in this one? These sequels are getting like the Lethal Weapon and Friday the 13th sequels-pointless,predictable and silly..I WANT MY MONEY BACK DAMMIT!!!! :hatred:

I'm not mad at you mrgb46 but I wish you had not said that.  I've only seen about the first half of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, but it was a gift to me so I feel I should finish it.  Oh well, maybe knowing the bad news will make it easier to bear. Only time will tell...


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Cheshire414 on October 03, 2009, 04:23:54 AM
the last one i can remember (because i dont see movies in theater too offten now) is indiana jones and the crystal skull, i knew once i heard george lucas was involved aliens were gunna be too,but i went anyways because it was just a hunch, and was my hunch right D:. it just ruined it for me, aliens + indiana jones doesnt mix! not to mention for me, it was all predictable, the fridge when the bomb went off? yeah i so saw that comin lol


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Horrible Movie Night on October 05, 2009, 07:04:29 PM
I was FURIOUS when I left "Robocop 2".  I felt like Frank Miller had personally picked my pocket & kicked me in the nuts for fun.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 06, 2009, 07:44:39 AM
I was FURIOUS when I left "Robocop 2".  I felt like Frank Miller had personally picked my pocket & kicked me in the nuts for fun.

Frank Miller?  :question: I blame the writers and director. It just had a weird vibe, weird feel and was devoid of any depth. Yes, much more of a focus on action, but that left the characters unevolved and unlikable to me. Plus, why the hell was Robocop purple?


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Doggett on October 06, 2009, 09:47:20 AM
I was FURIOUS when I left "Robocop 2".  I felt like Frank Miller had personally picked my pocket & kicked me in the nuts for fun.

Oh, man, I wouldn't want to have been around you when you saw Robocop 3 !!

 :teddyr:

Two isn't too bad but it's so underdeveloped.
It has lots of plot threads but none, apart from fighting Kane, get resolved. And it'a a real pity.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: WildHoosier09 on October 26, 2009, 09:42:16 PM
Terrible movie theater movies include
The Mod Squad (90's Version) - Am I supposed to be rooting for or against these losers who can get into secret clubs but still have to beg their momies for money and apples?
For Love of the game - Kevin Costner cries like a little girl over some chick that treats him like garbage, yes that is the highlight of this movie.
Eight Legged Freaks - I will forgive the production of a terrible movie if it has gratitous nudity or gore.  This one had neither, just CGI spiders eating a small town.

I think that covers it for now, I did see Indy Jones kingdom of crystal skull and thought it was ok, not spectacular but then again whenever you have a sequel made decades after the originals expectations shouldn't be too high.
 


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: D-Man on October 26, 2009, 10:01:08 PM
Ok, I have to say something here.  I LIKED Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull.  I didn't love it, but I liked it.  Yes, I know.  Gasp in horror and criticize my taste in movies all you want.  I like ALL the Indy movies, including Temple of Doom.  

Frankly, I think the people who criticize Temple of Doom and Crystal Skull are people who take Indy WAY too seriously, and want him to do the same exact thing over and over again.  Anything that isn't exactly like Raiders of The Lost Ark seems to be automatically torn to pieces, except for the Last Crusade, which I have to say was rather dull in some spots, Sean Connery notwithstanding.  

Indy is a character that I can see getting into so many kinds of situations within reason.  I thought the whole alien thing was handled nicely within the context of the film.  I was entertained by the fridge gag, silliness aside, though I will concede that the scene with Mutt and the Monkey's was a bit stupid.  But again, I thought Mutt was a good character, who has been unfairly treated by a lot of nit-picky Indy fans/ "Raiders" purists IMO.

Maybe this the age of a man born in the 80's talking, but moviegoers are nothing like what they were before.  Some of them, I think, have no imagination, no inclination to suspend disbelief whatsoever, and want everything to  be "gritty" and "realistic" now.  In this environment, Indy was doomed from the start of ANY future movie he could have been in.

Anyway, back on topic...

I wished to god I hadn't wasted a perfectly good free pass on Van Damme's "The Quest" all those years ago...I was sick at the time, so I probably wasn't thinking straight.  


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: KYGOTC on October 26, 2009, 10:40:34 PM
Dumb and Dumberer and the Friday the 13th remake.

the later was without a shadow af a doubt the WORST THEATER EXPERIENCE of my ENTIRE LIFE.
infact, after the movie was over, a big roit broke out in the main lobby. not kidding. Now, Whether or not it had anything to do with the FT13TH movie, I don't know, but it's worth mentioning.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Jim H on October 26, 2009, 11:36:54 PM
I was FURIOUS when I left "Robocop 2".  I felt like Frank Miller had personally picked my pocket & kicked me in the nuts for fun.

Frank Miller?  :question: I blame the writers and director. It just had a weird vibe, weird feel and was devoid of any depth. Yes, much more of a focus on action, but that left the characters unevolved and unlikable to me. Plus, why the hell was Robocop purple?

Frank Miller IS the writer of Robocop 2.  As well as 3.  According to him, they butchered the script.  But his name is still on it.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 27, 2009, 01:28:29 PM
I was FURIOUS when I left "Robocop 2".  I felt like Frank Miller had personally picked my pocket & kicked me in the nuts for fun.

Frank Miller?  :question: I blame the writers and director. It just had a weird vibe, weird feel and was devoid of any depth. Yes, much more of a focus on action, but that left the characters unevolved and unlikable to me. Plus, why the hell was Robocop purple?

Frank Miller IS the writer of Robocop 2.  As well as 3.  According to him, they butchered the script.  But his name is still on it.

I know, I meant Walon Green, Edward Neumeier, Michael Miner & Irvin Kershner. To me they are much more at fault for the bulk of the plot, execution of scenes, dialogue and character development of which there was none.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: violntshags on October 28, 2009, 11:17:03 AM
I went with my brothers to see Billy Madison.  I left early partly because I had to p**s, partly because it was so damn awful.  There was still like 20 minutes of the movie left but I didn't go back.

Thank you....OH MY GOD, thank you!!!  Everyone I talk to seems to think I'm a mutant for disliking this film.
No prob.  Holy freakin' God, it was bad.  If you were a grade-schooler or your cranial mass was the equivalent of boiled spinach, then it might be up your alley.
just because it was moronical humor, thats right moronical, i said it, doesnt mean its bad. that like saying all the Pixar movies are to childish because there cartoons.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 28, 2009, 01:38:09 PM
I liked Billy Madison.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: ChunkyMunkey on November 13, 2009, 04:17:52 PM
I wish I had not seen Darkness. Man that movie wasn't just bad, it sucked! Just when I thought the real part was about to go down it ended. What the hell!


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Cthulhu on November 14, 2009, 10:08:06 AM
The surrogates. In fact, I wish I hadn't seen it at all.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: D-Man on November 14, 2009, 12:38:33 PM
Batman and Robin.  I am still kicking myself over seeing that one in the theater.  I just HAVE to see any Batman movie in the theater, and this time, it came back to bite me in the ass.   :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Mr. DS on November 14, 2009, 10:20:12 PM
Come to think of it, my Blair Witch watching experience was made even more awful because some idiot brought a six month year old baby to the show.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: SPazzo on November 14, 2009, 10:47:45 PM
Come to think of it, my Blair Witch watching experience was made even more awful because some idiot brought a six month year old baby to the show.

 :buggedout:

What kind of idiot would do that?  I wouldn't even show it to my little brother.  (Well, partly because he gets motion sickness easily.)


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: vukxfiles on November 15, 2009, 11:53:47 AM
The Chronicles of Narnia


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: WyreWizard on November 15, 2009, 02:48:20 PM
Y'all know I don't normally go to a movie if its tv trailers turn me off.  But y'all know what I rate as the absolute worst movie in history.  The Devils Rejects.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: vukxfiles on November 15, 2009, 03:26:43 PM
Come to think of it, my Blair Witch watching experience was made even more awful because some idiot brought a six month year old baby to the show.

 :buggedout:

What kind of idiot would do that?  I wouldn't even show it to my little brother.  (Well, partly because he gets motion sickness easily.)

What kind of an idiot brings a baby to the cinema at all??? The Blair Witch isn't really scary (graphically), and I wouldn't have a problem showing it to my little brother.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: WyreWizard on November 15, 2009, 05:24:01 PM
Come to think of it, my Blair Witch watching experience was made even more awful because some idiot brought a six month year old baby to the show.

 :buggedout:

What kind of idiot would do that?  I wouldn't even show it to my little brother.  (Well, partly because he gets motion sickness easily.)

What kind of an idiot brings a baby to the cinema at all??? The Blair Witch isn't really scary (graphically), and I wouldn't have a problem showing it to my little brother.

You know what I hate worse in the theaters than women who bring screaming babies?  Morons who forget to shut their cell phones off during the movie.  I remember one time when I was watching a movie and there was a teen boy next to me who kept getting calls on his cell phone.  I was missing most of the film because of it.  So you want to know what I did?  You really want to know?  The next time the cell phone ran, I grabbed it out of his pocket, threw it on the floor and stomped it to oblivion with the heel of my cowboy boot.  Safe to say he wasn't too pleased with that, but the rest of the theater watchers were.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: El Misfit on November 15, 2009, 09:10:11 PM
Fast & Furious (the fourth one) really bad CGI




Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Joe on November 19, 2009, 11:19:56 AM
Rob Zombies Halloween
The Hitcher
i hated Jeepers Creepers in the theater, bought it when it came to dvd and now i like it.
Australia
zodiac (i fell asleep)
10,000 BC (what a piece of nonsensical crap)




Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Wayne Nuggets on November 20, 2009, 03:54:05 PM
Spawn
Pearl Harbour



Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Caronte on November 22, 2009, 09:10:41 AM
The incident. I hate you, Apu!

Australia


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: GilbyFromMagoombo on November 26, 2009, 04:37:54 PM
Keep in mind that my kid wanted to see these:
 
Baby Geniuses
Cats & Dogs
Air Bud
Garfield
Pokemon

A few gems I remember seeing back in my younger days:

Street Fighter (based on the video game)
Mortal Kombat
Some horrible movie starring Stallone and Sharon Stone I can't even remember the name of
An Ernest film
and Sidekicks with Chuck Norris


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Criswell on November 26, 2009, 06:05:50 PM
Cgi joe. what a waste of time and money


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 27, 2009, 12:31:29 PM
Cgi joe. what a waste of time and money

CGI Joe! Why didn't I think of that!? You're a genius Criswell!  :thumbup:


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Criswell on November 27, 2009, 12:42:54 PM
actually i heard it when i was just looking at the imdb forum for it. Don't credit me for it. But i believe it comes from this word  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=CGI+Joe (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=CGI+Joe)


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: SkullBat308 on November 27, 2009, 08:46:21 PM

Some horrible movie starring Stallone and Sharon Stone I can't even remember the name of
 


Are you thinking of The Specialist  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111255/


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Alex on April 29, 2019, 05:54:49 AM
The Gangs Of New York. Terrible movie, plus phones kept going off and people talking all the way through them.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Gabriel Knight on April 29, 2019, 07:47:41 AM
Mission Impossible II. I have to admit that it was one of the best comedies I've seen in a while. I remember the whole teather was laughing like crazy at the sheer crazyness of that ridiculous movie.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Trevor on April 30, 2019, 01:44:40 AM
I can't believe I haven't replied in this thread.

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Lost Horizon (1973): I was 6 and hated it.

(https://www.jbhifi.com.au/FileLibrary/ProductResources/Images/273130-L-LO.jpg)

Cry Freedom: bunch of anti-South African crap.



Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: Archivist on May 08, 2019, 12:39:31 AM
Cape Fear (1992) - the sight of Robert DeNiro's character biting the cheek off the lawyer's receptionist and breaking her arm was really messed up. I actually felt mildly sick and lightheaded. Should not have seen that in the cinema.

The Descendants (2011) - the most illogical and awful plot, horrific ukelele music, and spastic editing. I wish I'd never seen that movie at all, let alone waste ticket money to see it in the cinema.

I can't think of too many others that I wish I hadn't seen in the theatre, but those stand out. I avoid horror/gore movies in the cinema, but on very rare occasions I'm caught out.


Title: Re: Movies You Wish You HADN'T Seen In The Theater
Post by: FatFreddysCat on May 08, 2019, 09:48:08 AM
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers.
...the utterly WTF ending ticked me off so bad that when the lights came up I yelled out, "What the F***? They RUINED it!"

...I had a similar reaction to Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.