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okay, what did you learn from TV. I learned that fish DOES HAVE EARS- Dirty Jobs
Cod is like the fish pigs, they'll eat anything, including other cod- Dirty Jobs

The truth is out there...but it may be very confusing to understand and, in the end, you may not even care.

Just because you're the last man alive, it doesn't mean that you can't have a good time.

 :cheers:

Wal-mart doesn't sell walls. From Shin Chan

Aged beef is available on eBay. From Shin Chan

Coconuts, copper and salt water can recharge batteries. From Gilligan's Island

Big Brother is always watching...

....watching Big Brother, eh....when I can TiVo it.

An Apache could beat a Gladiator
A Spartan could beat a Ninja
A pirate could beat a knight
A shoalin monk could beat a Mauroi warrior
William Wallace would beat Shaka Zulu
A Samurai would beat a Viking
The IRA wins against the Taliban
and the Mafia beats the Yakuza
(I love Spike TV's Deadliest Warrior)

Also, if your having problems in life-DON'T GO ON AMERICAN GLADIATORS! (well, the new version is cancelled-but if they bring it back...) Seriously though.  Me and my friend noticed a couple of contestants who had sob stoires were the one who ened up getting injured.

Ninjas wear bright and unusual colors (Naruto)

In the future when there is war against furry animals using mechsuits, women will wear tight shorts and bikinis as their military garb. (Gurren Lagann)

Being shot down by hundreds of bullets doesn't mean you will be killed. (Code Geass)

You can make anything out of sand. (Spongebob Squarepants)

There will always be people dorkier than you. (The Big Bang Theory)

There is nothing a roundhouse kick can't solve.  (Walker, Texas Ranger)

Innocent people always run. (Any crime drama)

You can be as abrasive, unruly, obnoxious and unprofessional as you want, as long as you're really good at your job.

Photo enhancement software can create fine detail out of a few blown-up pixels.

Police departments spend a lot of money on custom software that uses elaborate GUIs, animations and sound effects for the most mundane everyday tasks.

Absolutley anything can be solved by reversing the polarity flow. :teddyr:

:bouncegiggle:

Hitler can ride a unicycle and juggle fish at the same time.

That has always p*ssed me off.  :hatred: It's so fake!!!!!

I blame Blade Runner

When you don't know the answer to a question to something, calling your friend is always an option. 

There's semen on EVERYTHING!


Thanks, CSI.

yes this entire world is covered in a fine layer of semen and cocaine

:bouncegiggle:

We could do a whole thread on the CSI shows alone...

It's not only acceptable to make bad puns over a dead body, it's a normal first reaction.

A cop from Miami can bully federal agents if he's cool enough.

Police departments are extremely well funded. Extremely. Really. Holy cow.

You can tie someone's small intestine around his spleen without opening him up. Always good to know.

Tongue bifurcation is not reversible.

Too much porn causes physical dependence.

I could go on and on.

not a bad thing, in the right circumstances   :twirl:

Ever know any ER doctors? Their sense of humor gets pretty twisted. I think it's a way of coping.


Wait. I don't understand this "too much porn" concept.

The Rev was right.

You are gonna be very popular on this forum.  :wink:

A lifeguard can save the day better than feds can. 

A fine dining experience should include streams of loud profanity issuing from the kitchen.

The Freemasons are secretly trying to take over the world, as are the Illuminati and the Vril Society, although they'd better hurry because we're going to be wiped out by an asteroid, a plague or a new ice age any day now. Only the power of the crystal skulls might save us. Don't believe me? You should watch more documentary shows.

The Korean War lasted 11 years.

Paranormal beings such as ghosts, monsters, and aliens are not only real but are incredibly common.  They've either adapted to live in society or there are agencies dedicated to keeping them hidden.

Mondane jobs can allow you to buy expensive well-furnished appartments. (Various sitcoms)

Boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing.


{PS- yes, I did indeed say the above phrase out loud, counting the amount of yoi's on my right hand... yes, i am a sad, lowly creature}

A laser pistol can be used to cut through the seams of a stone in a old alien tomb from LOST IN SPACE.Phasers can be used to heat up rocks to stay warm on a very cold planet STAR TREK

I learned that;

an orange dodge charger and a black trans am can defy gravity for short periods of time.

A coroner's job is to interview witnesses, investigate suspects and solve crimes, while raising awareness of important social issues.

Police work is never, ever boring.

Courtrooms are fun and exciting places.

A 211 in police means ARMED ROBBERY and HANDLE CODE THREE means LIGHTS AND SIREN,A GENERALORDER 24 means to with in 24 hours a star ship from plnatary orbit can whipeout a entire planet Aand CONDITION THREE is a INTUDER ALERT,

I learnt do some dishes, and match clothes.Makeup,dressup.

people whine for the sake for themselves ("reality" tv)

Parents always carry cash in either increments of $50 or $100 to give their children just for the asking  (courtesy any American sitcom structured around family home life).

The average "day" must be about 42 hours or no one spends time GETTING from point A to point B, even in big cities like Los Angeles and New York.  (See Numb3rs for particularly good examples of this...).  I just have not gotten my teleporter yet.

I miss Quincy repeats...  :teddyr:

can anyone remember DONT TOUCH THAT DIAL?

Lets see, what I learned from TV?  Hundreds and hundreds of things.  I have watched the discovery channel for 25 years and I learned a lot from it like:

Without cinder blocks to weigh the down, washers would shake themselves to pieces (Secret life of machines)

Luminol makes human proteins glow, but it also reacts to horse radish (New Detectives and Forensic Files)

Cloning techniques are used to copy DNA when an evidence source is limited. (New Detectives)

When an unknown body is suspected to be a certain victim, a reverse paternity test is performed.  DNA samples are taken from both the suspected victims parents and combined.  This would be called the biological child of the victim's parents and would closely match the victim's DNA. (New Detectives)

The Best Way to cool the burn of capsaiacin from jalapeno, habanero or other hot peppers is to drink milk (Good Eats)

A lot of foods are made through a controlled rotting process called fermentation (various food network shows)

Liquor was called spirits in medieval times (Good Eats)

The most expensive coffee in the world is $300 a pound and comes from the butt of a goat. (Tyler's Ultimate)

Steven Spielberg thinks we're all stupid (Mythbusters)

FLIR stands for Forward Looking Infra Red (World's Wildest Police Videos)

Police use the PIT maneuver to stop speeding cars.  What they do is bump the rear panel of a fleeing car to force it to spin out (World's Wildest Police Videos)

Watching The Wire taught me not to go to Baltimore  :buggedout:

From Mythbusters: It's really hard to shoot someone if they're underwater.
You can't make a propane tank explode just by shooting at it.
Jet packs are impractical.

From The Young Ones: Don't look at matchboxes.  They're irrelevant.  :teddyr:

There's always a dirty job that someone HAS to do for a LIVING!

Filling a sunken ship full of ping-pong balls will refloat it again

He's mostly right.

it is possible to make a bridge out of duct tape
if someone breaks a car, it is possible to fix it with duct tape
duct tape does NOT make a good  stopping barrier