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Title: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
Post by: ghouck on September 30, 2009, 05:13:18 PM
http://portal.gci.net/news/read.php?ps=1018&rip_id=%3CD9B1RUR00%40news.ap.org%3E&_LT=HOME_APN1DCCL1_UNEWS (http://portal.gci.net/news/read.php?ps=1018&rip_id=%3CD9B1RUR00%40news.ap.org%3E&_LT=HOME_APN1DCCL1_UNEWS)

Wasn't me. . .


Title: Re: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
Post by: Mr. DS on September 30, 2009, 05:14:31 PM
Chlorine should take care of that problem. 


Title: Re: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on September 30, 2009, 06:33:20 PM
Wasn't me. . .


WAS me.




Title: Re: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on September 30, 2009, 06:36:19 PM
He was auditioning to be a boss for the next Mega Man game: Floating Turd Man.


Title: Re: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
Post by: ghouck on September 30, 2009, 10:13:43 PM
Is it me, or does this guy look like his picture should be in the dictionary under 'meathead'?


Title: Re: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
Post by: Raffine on October 01, 2009, 10:26:37 AM
Sometimes I really miss living in Florida.


Title: Re: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
Post by: Saucerman on October 01, 2009, 10:42:27 AM
That was a s**tty thing to do.


Title: Re: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
Post by: Mr. DS on October 01, 2009, 11:08:41 AM
Yeah he really gave a crap about the pool didn't he.


Title: Re: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
Post by: Doggett on October 01, 2009, 12:11:21 PM
His grilfriend dumped him afterwards.


 :smile:

Oh, yes. I can play this game too.


Title: Re: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 01, 2009, 12:17:06 PM
I hate it when you get splashed with butt crap...


Title: Re: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
Post by: Doggett on October 01, 2009, 12:18:09 PM
It's the inevitable backspash as he hit the water....


Title: Re: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
Post by: schmendrik on October 01, 2009, 01:02:11 PM
The question "why?" comes to mind.

Wonder if he's a Stephen King fan. This happens, more or less, in the recent story called "A Very Tight Place" in the "Just After Sunset" collection.


Title: Re: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
Post by: ghouck on October 01, 2009, 07:41:26 PM
His grilfriend dumped him afterwards.


 :smile:

Oh, yes. I can play this game too.

Yea, but you're not as good at it as others. Your jokes are just too CORNY.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
Post by: Mr. DS on October 01, 2009, 07:43:37 PM
His grilfriend dumped him afterwards.


 :smile:

Oh, yes. I can play this game too.

Yea, but you're not as good at it as others. Your jokes are just too CORNY.  :teddyr:
Yeah, you have no natural flow Doggy Doggett.   


Title: Re: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
Post by: SkullBat308 on October 01, 2009, 09:17:53 PM
The question "why?" comes to mind.

Wonder if he's a Stephen King fan. This happens, more or less, in the recent story called "A Very Tight Place" in the "Just After Sunset" collection.


That's what I was thinking, why was he covered in crap!!!! I can see why he was in the pool, he was trying to wash himself off, so where did he get covered in crap and how!!!!!


Title: Re: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
Post by: ghouck on October 01, 2009, 09:30:32 PM


That's what I was thinking, why was he covered in crap!!!! I can see why he was in the pool, he was trying to wash himself off, so where did he get covered in crap and how!!!!!

I guarantee the word "Tequila" is used in the explanation, whatever it is.


Title: Re: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on October 02, 2009, 05:48:40 AM


That's what I was thinking, why was he covered in crap!!!! I can see why he was in the pool, he was trying to wash himself off, so where did he get covered in crap and how!!!!!

I guarantee the word "Tequila" is used in the explanation, whatever it is.

I was thinking more along the lines of "schizophrenia" or "fecophilia," but I guess Tequila's a viable explanation, too. 

[remembers rolling in the snow naked after Quervo]


Title: Re: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
Post by: Jack on October 02, 2009, 07:16:37 AM
Wouldn't surprise me if this stuff was involved:

(http://www.roughdraftonline.com/images/160/_/articles/0-1228323359.jpg)