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Title: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: trekgeezer on October 12, 2009, 12:18:39 PM
Complete with grainy photo.  Make sure to check out page 2

http://www.ufodigest.com/news/1009/cow-abducted.php


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 12, 2009, 12:21:36 PM
Could have been a cow being thrown out of a plane  :question:


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: Jack on October 12, 2009, 12:28:48 PM
I've heard that cows fly over the moon occasionally.


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: hellbilly on October 12, 2009, 12:32:13 PM
Not a cow. You can look up these weird white shaped things on youtube if you search for "ufo".
I don't know what these things are, but they are not cows  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 12, 2009, 12:36:36 PM
A plastic bag then?


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: hellbilly on October 12, 2009, 12:38:21 PM
A plastic bag then?


No idea. Something like this, whatever it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3xf79CO4Cg


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 12, 2009, 12:40:19 PM
Looks like a kite or wind sock from that video...


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: Doggett on October 12, 2009, 05:17:44 PM
That could be a dead seagull ?!?! :question:


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 12, 2009, 05:26:38 PM
That could be a dead seagull ?!?! :question:


It could be Steven Seagull...

(http://www.lie-insandtigers.com/sam/web_images/StevenSeagull2.jpg)


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: AndyC on October 22, 2009, 09:44:49 PM
What is it with UFOs and cows anyway. Does anybody ever report aliens in their hen house? Maybe probing their hogs? It's always cows.


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: Jack on October 22, 2009, 10:51:00 PM
Maybe they don't have any milk on their planet.


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: Trevor on October 23, 2009, 03:18:19 AM
Someone should tell Chris Carter to make a MOOOOvie about this.  :twirl:


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 23, 2009, 08:29:25 PM
Someone should tell Chris Carter to make a MOOOOvie about this.  :twirl:

We're not about to milk another thread for all the puns we can, are we?


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: Jack on October 23, 2009, 09:22:46 PM
That would be udderly ridiculous!


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 24, 2009, 04:24:08 AM
Alright, round 'em up...


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: meQal on October 24, 2009, 02:15:25 PM
I herd we were making puns?


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: JJ80 on October 24, 2009, 02:53:34 PM
I don't have a beef with that.


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 25, 2009, 05:20:58 AM
Guys, I think we should moo-ve aside and let other people post...


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: AndyC on October 25, 2009, 08:44:09 AM
That's a load of bull.


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: meQal on October 25, 2009, 11:03:45 AM
Well, no point in trying to steer this thread in another direction now.


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 25, 2009, 01:36:48 PM
I wouldn't trade my magic beans for this thread...


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: AndyC on October 25, 2009, 07:33:20 PM
Maybe not, but when the chips are down, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.


Title: Re: Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow
Post by: Derf on October 27, 2009, 07:54:08 AM
What is it with UFOs and cows anyway. Does anybody ever report aliens in their hen house? Maybe probing their hogs? It's always cows.

Alien technology, while far advanced compared to our own, still has no anal probes small enough for chickens. And the aliens found out early on that hogs simply enjoy anal probes too much (dirty pigs!), so they stick to cows now.

They will continue abducting cows for heifer and heifer, and there's nothing we can do to stop them.