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Title: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on October 15, 2009, 01:51:50 PM Okay, this is exactly the same as someone else's thread but it was soo fun I decided to give it a better, more accurate, title.
It's completely anonymous. http://omegle.com/ (http://omegle.com/) Talk to a stranger, possibly a loony, that's it. :teddyr: Please copy and paste your conversations !!!! Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? Post by: SPazzo on October 15, 2009, 01:53:00 PM At least someone appreciates my thread... :lookingup:
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? Post by: Doggett on October 15, 2009, 01:53:56 PM Quote Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: from? Stranger: m/f? You: the Death Star Stranger: what? Stranger: lol You: It's like a moon...only it's no moon.... You: It's a star. Of Death ! Stranger: are you kidding! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? Post by: Doggett on October 15, 2009, 01:55:50 PM Quote Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: MIB Your conversational partner has disconnected. I've found a new toy. :teddyr: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? Post by: Doggett on October 15, 2009, 01:58:28 PM Quote Connecting to server... :bouncegiggle:Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: iam 20 horny maleXD You: sO AM i Stranger: you are girl? You: No, I'm a horny male of 20 Your conversational partner has disconnected. SPazzo_1493 you deserve all the good karma in the world !!!!! :teddyr: ghouck would have great fun with this ! Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? Post by: 3mnkids on October 15, 2009, 02:33:04 PM well this is just great, strangers dont even want to talk to me..
Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi You: hello, is anyone out there? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I'm LMFAO. Its a good thing im not one of those sensitive people because this would really hurt. :teddyr: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? Post by: Doggett on October 15, 2009, 02:34:49 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 18 male usa, u? You: 43 male. French Your conversational partner has disconnected. :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? Post by: Psycho Circus on October 15, 2009, 02:46:25 PM Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: Hi You: how are you Stranger: Alright.... Stranger: u? You: There's a monster in my minds eye Stranger: How come? You: Because I broke a blind mans hip Stranger: lol Stranger: How'd you do that? You: I was driving a milk float under the influence of chlorine Stranger: I see... Stranger: I did that same thing once You: We should do lunch Stranger: OMG Stranger: That would be fun You: I love to stick my penis into a good caeser salad Stranger: I love double stuffed oreos You: There are quite surreal on the beach at night, maintaining stiffness Stranger: I love stiff things You: I love nipples wrapped in money Stranger: I hate you... You: I know, but if you don't give me $8000000 I will die Stranger: I'll give you €10 You: I'm sorry, I don't believe in the French Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? Post by: Doggett on October 15, 2009, 02:51:25 PM :lookingup:
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Circus.....YOU ARE KING !!! :cheers: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? Post by: Psycho Circus on October 15, 2009, 02:59:49 PM Thank you *takes a bow* :teddyr:
Quote Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny girl with pics? You: Horny clown with pigs Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on October 15, 2009, 03:35:59 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 18 male usa, u? You: 43 male. French Your conversational partner has disconnected. :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Doggett, seriously, you've got to be some kind of record holder. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? Post by: Doggett on October 15, 2009, 03:38:33 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 18 male usa, u? You: 43 male. French Your conversational partner has disconnected. :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Doggett, seriously, you've got to be some kind of record holder. It's all about knowing the right (or should that be wrong) thing to say. :teddyr: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on October 15, 2009, 03:39:42 PM My first shot. Not the greatest, but, hey, I'm a virgin here. Let me get warmed up. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: horses eat it Stranger: im 15 m norway looking for a sexy girl to have cam2cam (msn & webcam required)...just give me ur msn if your interested! You: im totally interested... UNFORTUNATELY, i'm a sexy caveman with a slight inner ear infection and love handles You: also, i have integrity, dagnabbit Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on October 15, 2009, 03:46:57 PM Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Bonjour Stranger: asl You: oui Your conversational partner has disconnected. Talk French and everyone hates you. :teddyr: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Psycho Circus on October 15, 2009, 03:52:50 PM Quote Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: i need money Stranger: ok You: do you? Stranger: yes You: how much? Stranger: $45000 You: That's more than I need Stranger: how much do you need You: $375 Stranger: what for You: my father is made of sand Stranger: he won't give you money? You: he can't Stranger: ah You: he's sleeping now Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on October 15, 2009, 03:54:44 PM Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi im horny girl You: No, you're not. You're a middle aged man. Stranger: im not :( You: Yes, you are. I'm sorry to be the to tell you. You: *the one Stranger: noououoououu Stranger: haista sinä vittu Stranger: you dont know anything You: Doesn't change the fact that you're male Stranger: ok i am male. is ok? You: Is fine by me. Stranger: have no penis then sorry You: :) You: haha You: I bet you're not horny anymore! Stranger: im a horny girl Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on October 15, 2009, 04:01:34 PM Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey You: hello Stranger: How are you? You: I'm fine....but the man who lives in my finger is very cross Stranger: oh? You: Yes, he tells me to do bad things Your conversational partner has disconnected. This is too easy ! :teddyr: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on October 15, 2009, 04:06:15 PM Quote Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: m/f? You: I'm a gender bender. Each day I wake up and I'm something new :) Your conversational partner has disconnected. I haven't had this much fun in ages ! I need a life.... :bluesad: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Psycho Circus on October 15, 2009, 04:07:49 PM Quote Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi there You: hello Stranger: if I grab your crotch what would I end up holding? You: your teeth Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on October 15, 2009, 04:15:49 PM I just encountered a racist. :bluesad:
Those people really make me angry ! :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on October 15, 2009, 04:25:40 PM Quote Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi there You: hello Stranger: if I grab your crotch what would I end up holding? You: your teeth Your conversational partner has disconnected. Awesome retort to the "crotch" comment. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on October 15, 2009, 04:33:32 PM Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: would you believe if i said that im a 56yrs old wanker from spain? You: yes Stranger: great :) Stranger: so who are you? You: I am Death. I have come to claim your soul and take to the underwolr where you shall be forever tormented. Stranger: damn ! You: Yeah, how do you like dem apples ! Stranger: could i do something to avoid this destiny? You: Nope. You're pretty much screwed. Stranger: :(( Stranger: what have i ever done to you? You: Yeah, someones gotta die, and it's you. Your number is up. You: It'll be a car accident. Well, someone who you owe money is gonna run you over. Stranger: oh noes i hate that guy ! Stranger: hes my neighbour Stranger: a ****** if i may say Stranger: but wait a minune Stranger: he hasnt got a car! You: Hey, just becasue I harvest souls doesn't mean I approve of sexual slurs. Stranger: youre lying to me ! Stranger: sorry You: nope. I tell the truth. You're gonna die tomorrow. I'm giving you a head start to get the hell out of dodge. Stranger: thx m8 ! You: Well, customer service is what we pride ourselves on. That and the soul collecting. Stranger: intresting Stranger: do you btw accept job applications? Stranger: i was wondering if i could work for you after youve used your scythe You: Nope, I don't even know how I got the post. I wanted to be a Tesco manager and some how I ended up amoungst the damned. Still, it kills time. A little death humour there. Stranger: oh you must having a hell of a job then Stranger: literally Stranger: *have You: Yeah, you gotta believe me, it's tough. It would kill me...it it wasn't for the obvious. You: *if it Stranger: sure it would You: Getting Michael Jackson was bloody hard. Stranger: you tell me ! but i personally think that his hearth just couldnt beat it Stranger: sad enough, that wasnt my own joke You: Yikes. And people say I've got a bad sense of humour. You: See what I did there.... You: 'Bad' You: tee hee Stranger: youre flattering me You: Buddy, I don't flatter. You: Even when I was alive, I went for females. Stranger: oh ? well thats your loss sir You: But you should find someone nice to spend this evening with.....what with it being your last in Earth. Stranger: yes Stranger: we have had a pleasant conversation but i really must go no to commit some ******* off Stranger: if you excuse me You: Off you go, then. You: See you later Stranger: have a nice day ! You: bye Stranger: buy sweetie Your conversational partner has disconnected. I had to bleep words. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on October 15, 2009, 04:53:49 PM Quote Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I am Death in all it's forms. Your conversational partner has disconnected. I think that's enough for tonight. :smile: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on October 15, 2009, 04:56:02 PM Quote Stranger: do you like to give head? :bouncegiggle:You: No just receiving You: u? Stranger: same You: awesome Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: hellbilly on October 15, 2009, 05:07:50 PM Quote Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: interested in having some webcam fun with a guy? You: are you sure about this? Stranger: :) Stranger: msn? You: FBI Stranger: ?? You: somebody has to report this stuff :) Your conversational partner has disconnected. My first time and I was a bit too harsh I guess :teddyr: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on October 15, 2009, 05:31:43 PM Saying you're from the FBI is awesome ! :teddyr:
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on October 15, 2009, 06:08:26 PM I just gave on of them my MySpace address. :bluesad:
What was I thinking ? Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: SkullBat308 on October 15, 2009, 06:15:41 PM I just gave on of them my MySpace address. :bluesad: What was I thinking ? :bouncegiggle: That's not good. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Jack on October 15, 2009, 06:25:28 PM Quote Stranger: hey You: hi how are u? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Gawd, talk about rejection. Now I'm depressed. It's all your fault Doggett :bluesad: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on October 15, 2009, 07:49:37 PM Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 22 bi m You: FBI You're wanted for questioning. Your conversational partner has disconnected :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: He got more than he wanted ! :teddyr: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on October 15, 2009, 08:15:24 PM Quote Stranger: oi You: hi, did you mean "hi" Stranger: whatever Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Connecting to server... .You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: asl? You: 40 I think I have a penis hell Your conversational partner has disconnected Quote 2518 users onlineConnecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i have a big_____________ You: ego? Stranger: no Stranger: d**k You: how big Stranger: 9 in You: sure that isn't centimeter? Stranger: oh im positive You: HIV positive? Stranger: yes Stranger: but no hiv You have disconnected. This thread idea is the f*cking funniest thing ever. :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on October 15, 2009, 09:05:45 PM Quote Stranger: hey there' You: hi Stranger: what are u doing Stranger: are yiou there] You: skinning chicken You: you? Stranger: why are u doing that Stranger: same thing lol.....are u amale You: im making a coat You: i used to be Stranger: ello? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on October 15, 2009, 09:21:22 PM Damn you Doggett...this is too addicting...
Quote Stranger: OOOOOOOOKTOOOOOOOBEEEEERFEEEEEEST You: YEAH BEER! Stranger: What? That has nothing to do with beer. Stranger: You must be crazy. You: Well you spelled it wrong Stranger: Oktoberfest? You: Yes you spelled it OOOOOOOOKTOOOOOOOBEEEEERFEEEEEEST which in my country is a celbration of beer Stranger: I was merely expressing that I was making an extended yell of it. Stranger: If you say so, mate. You: Primarily Schlitz beer Stranger: In my country Oktoberfest is the day we flog the slaves twice as much. You: We used to do that until the slaves started liking it Stranger: Then we reward them with grog. Stranger: That's interesting. Stranger: We still haven't gotten to that point. You: Well give them massages after the floggings Stranger: You know mate, it's 1:00 AM. Do you know where your kids are? You: In the belly of a giant slug Quote Stranger: hi You: hi You: I forgot my meds today Stranger: hahahahahaha Stranger: serious You: Its difficult without my viagra Stranger: or noooo Stranger: bye Quote You: hi Stranger: hi You: are you ok? Stranger: im good Stranger: how are you? You: I'm ok if you are Stranger: im ok Stranger: where are you from? You: Mordor You: u? Stranger: where's that? Stranger: im from irealdn You: Middle Earth Stranger: ireland* Stranger: great Stranger: i've always wanted to meet someonen from middle earth You: What would you like to know about it Stranger: how many people live there? You: since the appartment projects several hundred Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: WingedSerpent on October 15, 2009, 09:40:56 PM Stranger: hey
You: Hello Stranger: girl? You: No Your conversational partner has disconnected Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on October 15, 2009, 09:55:07 PM Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: boo You: AHHHHHH! You: Don't do that! Stranger: sorry, I should be more carefule You: Now I have to change my pants You: thanks a lot Stranger: sorry about that, really You: The whole house smells since you made me shat myself Stranger: haha Stranger: well, you should have wore a huggies You: This one was my last one. Now how will I sleep tonight Stranger: naked Stranger: haha You: I need to hose myself down first and its freezing Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Stranger: Girl? You: maybe Stranger: ??? You: I need to check You: or have someone check for me Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: m or f You: Hermaprodite Stranger: what? You: I am both Stranger: uh Stranger: kay You: I couldn't decide on the way out Stranger: does that mean you are bi? You: No I'm a chick with a unit Stranger: a unit? Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: meQal on October 16, 2009, 01:39:42 AM Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Yo Stranger: hi a/s/l You: wanna come to a party Stranger: kewl You: there will be drinking, drugs, yelling, and sex Stranger: kewl what should I bring You: Don't matter much, just gonna be you and me Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: hellbilly on October 16, 2009, 03:35:18 AM Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: tits? You: yes please Stranger: you no have --- Stranger: -_- You: I thought you were offering me tits :( Stranger: no Stranger: i want tits You: me too! Stranger: clearly You: how are we going to solve this problem? Your conversational partner has disconnected. :lookingup: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: meQal on October 16, 2009, 04:51:07 AM Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: you have boobs? You: you want sex? Stranger: yes You: you want it smooth or rough Stranger: rough You: good, it means I don't have to pick the scabs off You: btw, you like seafood? Stranger: huh? You: cause I have crabs too Stranger: f*** you b**** Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on October 16, 2009, 05:36:25 AM Quote Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: FBI This IP address has been reported. Your conversational partner has disconnected. :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: Quote Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey sexy. You: FBI This IP address has been reported. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Psycho Circus on October 16, 2009, 06:33:14 AM Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: 하이 Stranger: 나이스투미투 Stranger: 아엠 Stranger: 헝그리 You: cool Stranger: ㅇ'''ㅔ You: that's what i thought Stranger: 라차이렇게차라차로차 You: yes Stranger: 신난다고야 You: not sure Stranger: 야야야양예예 Stranger: 노래를따라 Stranger: 춤도따라성{ You: don't you get bored though? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on October 16, 2009, 11:14:46 AM Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I'm tripping the light fantastic Stranger: lol Stranger: wha You: I'm in a magical place far, far away with toys of a million all under one roof. It's called Toys R Us. Stranger: lmao Stranger: are you f**ed You: I'm fying my kite made of the skin of dinosaurs which I caught from Circus' back garden. Stranger: lmao Stranger: your just talking s**t then You: Why do you need one ? Stranger: wise up You: Do they float ? Mine all float. Stranger: you talk some amount of bollocks Stranger: actually Stranger: is thiss.....matthew You: why ? Stranger: lmao Stranger: it is Stranger: :L Stranger: as in wilkinson You: Maybe. Stranger: lol Stranger: s'craick lawd Stranger: lol Stranger: ohhhhh Stranger: im tellin ye yer maw that you wer using this to try and get a girl to show her p**s flaps on cam Stranger: :L You: Tell who you like, they wouldn't believe it. Stranger: is thi actually matthew like You: FBI. Someone has to report this stuff. Stranger: lmao Stranger: FBI! If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Stranger: F.B.I You: LMAO Stranger: F.B.I number 600032 so number 324 hows it going You: It's good. Still workin' on those X Files. Stranger: lmao Stranger: aye Stranger: what bout 9/11 Stranger: was good awl craick Stranger: hard work settin those explosives eyy? You: Grrr....We weren't responsilbe. Stranger: i seen you flying that militray plane man Stranger: i know -_- Stranger: UP THE RA Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Psycho Circus on October 16, 2009, 11:33:40 AM Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi there Stranger: hi Stranger: where are you then? You: wales Stranger: where is that? You: in the uk Stranger: i am in korea You: is that in chinapanese? Stranger: no, next to china You: why? Stranger: i don't believe that i know why You: do you believe in the power of van halen? Stranger: what is that? You: you're joking right!? Stranger: no You: you're telling me that your ears and eyes have never succumbed to the mighty "brown sound" or the acrobatic wonder of diamond dave and his pure, untamed rothness!? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Joe the Destroyer on October 16, 2009, 03:40:52 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Hey can I ask you this one question? Is it normal to think about naked fat men eating French dip sandwiches while doing number 2? Stranger: no Stranger: that is not normal You: Why not? It helps me make. Stranger: [url]http://iphonetoolbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/sexy-girl-01-f.jpg[/url] You: That's my sister. Stranger: thats me, that should help you next time Your conversational partner has disconnected. I wanted to say, "SIS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON HERE?" D'oh! Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Joe the Destroyer on October 16, 2009, 03:59:05 PM Quote Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Can I ask you this one question? Does it count as losing your virginity if chloroform was involved? Stranger: Ah D: You: Heh? Is that like Chinese or something? Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im 12 You: Really? C'mon now. 12? Did you really mean 21. You: ? Stranger: no Stranger: i ment 8 Stranger: and im horney Stranger: mum told me that word You: Yeah, and I'm mentally retarded. Stranger: and i memt 6 You: It happened at birth. They shot rockets at my mom. Stranger: im a mental freeak aswekl Stranger: i llook like a total fish Stranger: on sktaes You: Sweet! I have no genitals. You: This has been an educational experience. I mean, talking to someone from another planet and all. I never thought that technology would become this advanced. Stranger: (whispers) what genitals You: You know, peanut butter, ramen, diamonds, cat crap, Demi Moore. That stuff. Stranger: ojhhh Stranger: you fishj fagnhygvbfrcg Stranger: defrgthynjumhgbhvujkul,mz Stranger: wher u from You: My bedroom. IN OUTER SPACE! Stranger: noo realyy Stranger: you slit eyes Quote Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: sup? You: Do you find it sexy when cats vomit? I know I do. Stranger: lol Stranger: asl?> You: American Sign Language? Isn't that a little hard to do on the internet? Stranger: wtf Stranger: age sex location noob Stranger: lol You: What? I don't have hands. Stranger: bye then retared f**k You: I do not! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on October 16, 2009, 05:06:11 PM This one I dedicate to Circus...
Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey You: i know you don't really know me Stranger: no i do not You: i know you don't really care to see me Stranger: at all actually Stranger: ok You: I'm into total affection Stranger: i dont get it You: Not being scared if you ever please me Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Psycho Circus on October 16, 2009, 05:09:36 PM Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! I tried to do the same thing using Poison and Motley Crue songs, but no-one was playing ball.
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on October 16, 2009, 05:13:06 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! .Stranger: girl You: yes You: u Stranger: boy You: boy as in how old Stranger: 13 You: I'm 63, I'm on my grandaughter's computer Stranger: ok You: Whats a nice young man like yourself doing this evening Stranger: nowt You: What does that mean Stranger: nothing You: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not hip to all that young men talk You: I need to change my Depends Your conversational partner has disconnected Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: hellbilly on October 16, 2009, 05:22:56 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! .Stranger: girl You: yes You: u Stranger: boy You: boy as in how old Stranger: 13 You: I'm 63, I'm on my grandaughter's computer Stranger: ok You: Whats a nice young man like yourself doing this evening Stranger: nowt You: What does that mean Stranger: nothing You: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not hip to all that young men talk You: I need to change my Depends Your conversational partner has disconnected That just killed me. Brilliant :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on October 16, 2009, 05:23:45 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hola You: hi Stranger: como esta? You: taco Stranger: que? You: burrito Stranger: hablas espanol? You: si Stranger: bien. You: guacamole Stranger: burgers You: si, enchilladas Stranger: pie You: pollo You: con arroz Stranger: I'm sorry, i dont speak spanish ='( You: chaco taco Stranger: chicken with rice You: si muy bien senorita Stranger: gracias You: adios Stranger: wait! You: espera You: ? Stranger: you were the funniest response i got from speaking spanish You: do i win a prize Stranger: yes, Ill mail it to you You: que lastima You: buneos noches Stranger: adios Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: meQal on October 16, 2009, 05:31:41 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: glad you're here. I need help hiding the body Stranger: what? You: I just killed this woman and I need to hide her body, help me out Stranger: you did what? You: look, you are already an accomplice to the murder so you need to help me find a way to hide this body or we are both going to jail Stranger: but I didn't do it. You: don't matter, you know enough to be guilty now tell me where to hide the body Your conversational partner has disconnected Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on October 16, 2009, 05:32:07 PM Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Give me the sense to wonder Stranger: f Stranger: you? You: To wonder if Im free Your conversational partner has disconnected. The only people on that site are perverts and badmovies.org members. So, in short, just all....perverts. :wink: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Psycho Circus on October 16, 2009, 05:33:49 PM Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: im kurt cobain Stranger: im not really dead You: really, may i kill you then? Stranger: sure! You: I would like to rip your throat out and cut off your talentless hands Stranger: go right ahead! Stranger: while i smoke my stash of pot You: yeah, and shoot up. Can I nail courtney too? Stranger: yep! You: cool, so where have you been you greasy a***ole? Stranger: in the sewers You: Oh, where you belong Stranger: where have you been angered fan? You: Oh I'm no fan, I've been listening to good music Stranger: what do you call good music'? Stranger: never heard of it You: Oh, Judas Priest, W.A.S.P., The Throbs, Whitesnake, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jeff Healy, Hendrix.....ppl who can play guitar generally and make life interesting. Stranger: oooh. Stranger: i've never heard of any of them You: I thought not Stranger: I like jonas brothers these days. You: they're good compared to you Stranger: thank you! You: you're not welcome Stranger: well, i got to go smoke some grass with my dear friend shannon hoon, and all the other coke heads from seattle. You: sure, thing. make sure you stay in the sewers dude Stranger: i will. Stranger: bye! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Wow, I have been truly blessed. :tongueout: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on October 16, 2009, 05:36:25 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: glad you're here. I need help hiding the body Stranger: what? You: I just killed this woman and I need to hide her body, help me out Stranger: you did what? You: look, you are already an accomplice to the murder so you need to help me find a way to hide this body or we are both going to jail Stranger: but I didn't do it. You: don't matter, you know enough to be guilty now tell me where to hide the body Your conversational partner has disconnected :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: EPIC ! :teddyr: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Rev. Powell on October 16, 2009, 06:27:54 PM I can't wait for the time when two of you guys post the exact same transcript because you were talking to each other. :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on October 16, 2009, 06:29:33 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Damn...didn't get too far with this one... :bluesad:You: hi Stranger: hi You: You know you really want to lay it down right now Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Tic tac and coffee breath person, I have a tic tac! You: May I have one Stranger: What does your breath smell like? You: Your mom Stranger: oh. dis. Original dis right there. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi asl? You: 24/f/nilbog Stranger: im 14 Male USA You: Have you ever been to Nilbog Stranger: no Stranger: wait You: Oh my goooooooooooooooood! Stranger: typo Stranger: i meant 24 not 14 You: We are a hungry people Stranger: hungry for my c**k? :3 You: Once we turn it into wood yes Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on October 16, 2009, 06:39:16 PM I can't wait for the time when two of you guys post the exact same transcript because you were talking to each other. :bouncegiggle: It's funny cos it's true. :teddyr: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: akiratubo on October 16, 2009, 10:14:27 PM Quote Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hello. Stranger: 17 f you You: 30 m Stranger: from? You: I live in a goat. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey You: Hello. Stranger: Hmm, asl? You: 30m Stranger: 16f Stranger: So how's it feel to be "middle aged" You: Feels good. I like it. Stranger: Haha nice. Stranger: Hmm, so what's up? You: I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT! YOU'RE THE FBI! YOU WANT TO GET ME AGAIN! You have disconnected. Quote Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: asl Stranger: 18 f usa Stranger: you You: 30 m usa You: Funny, everyone seems to be a teenage female. Stranger: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: hellbilly on October 17, 2009, 08:53:08 AM Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 20/m/Uruguay/gay You: 35/m/Nilbog/soon-to-be-trollfood :( Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on October 17, 2009, 09:51:57 AM Dedicated to all the metal fans on the board...
Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: hi i'm glad someone is on, I have to tell someone about what happened last night You: 19/f/nilbog Stranger: what happened You: it all started when I left alone, my mind was blank You: I needed time to get the memories from my mind Stranger: then You: I kept asking my self...what did I see, shall I believe...that what I saw that night was real an not just fantasy Stranger: carry on You: Just what I saw, in my own dreams were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me? Stranger: then what happened You: Cuz in my dreams, its always there...the evil face that twists my mind and brings me to dispair You: Yeah You: I'm sorry but I had to tell someone Stranger: im sorry Stranger: it is dream You: I was scared You: I have to go...thank you for listening You: just one other thing though... Stranger: what ur add by the way You: I have the fire, I have the force I have the power to make my evil take it's course... You: have a nice day... You have disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Jack on October 17, 2009, 09:59:31 AM Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast :teddyr:
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on October 17, 2009, 10:00:46 AM And if it all goes wrong, run to the hills. :teddyr:
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: meQal on October 17, 2009, 11:56:37 AM My eldest daughter decided she wanted to get in on this. Here is one she did.
Quote Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi asl Stranger: 19 m usa Stranger: looking for hot female for pics You: 95 f nursing home You: looking for young thing to satify my last days Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: lester1/2jr on October 17, 2009, 04:24:48 PM Quote Stranger: hey slut You: salam malaykum Stranger: want some pork chops? You: and applesauce? Stranger: lmaoo Stranger: no. pork skins Stranger: and a salad sprinkled with bacon You: porchopsh... and appleshosh Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: lester1/2jr on October 17, 2009, 04:45:53 PM 3043 users onlineConnecting to server...
Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hej You: hola Stranger: from? :O Stranger: spain? You: boston Stranger: lol You: very close Stranger: hahaha Stranger: sweden here... Stranger: m/f? You: m do you like our black president Stranger: i havent heard so mmuch about him sins the election.. do you? You: I don't like anyone in washington, I think they should all go home and get real jobs. what color is yours? Stranger: we dont have republic Stranger: :s You: republicans? good for you. wish we didn't either. or democrats for that matter. do you know christina blum? Stranger: nope You: how about sarah strid Stranger: nope :S You: these are the two swedish people I know. you all knwo each other I assume You: are there more than a few swedes? Stranger: hmm Stranger: you ask how many swedes there are? :P You: like eleven? Stranger: around 9 - 10 milion ... You: I was close Stranger: yeah Stranger: :P You: your lucky your president doens't make you fight wars for the israelis. that's what we do 24-7 all 300 million of us. it's tiring Stranger: lol Stranger: we still dont have any president :P You: you are like SUPER TROOPER today su pah pah troop pah pah Stranger: haha :P You: shining having fun, feeling like a number one eh? You: I love ABBA Stranger: haha :D You: where do you live gottenberg? Stranger: waterloo da da daa daa :P Stranger: you are a good guesser :O Stranger: yes i do :O You: that's the one place in sweden I know because sarah strid and christina blom lived there. ten years ago when I knew them. It seems like a nice place Stranger: :P Stranger: so you have been here=? :D You: no can I come visit you there? Stranger: sure ;D You: what is your favorite color? Stranger: red i think or black You: who is your favorite gangster? Stranger: :P You: do you know the swedish chef? You: he's a big star in america You: he was on a show called the muppet show Stranger: yeah :D Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: love that show :D Stranger: waldorf and statler :D You: ? are those characters from the muppet show i haven't seen it in several decades sorry You: the winner takes it AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL the loser standing small Stranger: haha :D You: the judges will decide , the likes of me abide Stranger: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14njUwJUg1I[/url] You: I DO like statler and waldorf You: alot Stranger: :D You: and gonzo You: have you ever been to the US, you should come here with the current exchange rate you could get a penthouse apartment for like 1 swedish nickel Stranger: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tRPEd_LGIQ[/url] Stranger: :D Stranger: ok :O You: awesome. he was a real daredevil You: I htink we've set a record for this thing Stranger: maybe :P but not for me :P Stranger: ive had a chat around 3-4 hrs :O You: I honestly have to go. my sisters kids are coming over have a great time you are lucky to livei n such a beautiful place. 3-4 hours that's fantastic. bye Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on October 17, 2009, 06:15:13 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi You: Have you talked to a guy name Doggett lately? Stranger: no i cant say i have You: He's a real prick. He comes on and says "Hi I'm Doggett" You: Then posts links to obscene pics of himself Stranger: -.- You: If I knew who he was I'd kick his ass You: I'm female by the way, I don't need to be seeing this stuff Stranger: ok You: I've talked to him twice today already. Stranger: ok You: So you have never met him Stranger: nope You: Would you like to Stranger: not really You: I don't blame you You: Damn, my dog just threw up, I have to go Stranger: seeya You have disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on October 17, 2009, 06:40:52 PM Cheers, Darksider. :teddyr: :lookingup:
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: hellbilly on October 18, 2009, 05:55:38 AM Quote Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yes? Stranger: hi Stranger: 18 f Stranger: you ? You: 83/m/retirement home Stranger: i need a c**k Stranger: can you give your best c**k ? You: I got c**k but a hard time getting it hard you know? Stranger: so,you want to give or no ? You: if I can get the diaper off, yes. You: but I need nurse Hilda to assist me Stranger: mmmh You: let me scoot with my wheelchair to the nurses lounge. brb! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Trevor on October 19, 2009, 07:18:02 AM I think I was the weirdo ~ couldn't get a word in edgeways. :buggedout:
Quote Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: how are you? Stranger: asl? Stranger: sex? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I managed to type WHAZZUP and that was that. :tongueout: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Trevor on October 19, 2009, 07:37:13 AM Just a thought ~ is there a chance that we might accidentally end up talking to each other om Omegle? :smile:
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: BTM on October 20, 2009, 05:56:09 AM Quote You: hello Stranger: hello You: stars are pretty at night Stranger: yes yes You: except I don't like that one star Stranger: why You: it keeps winking at me... I think it might be gay or something Your conversational partner has disconnected. What? Is it wrong to feel uncomfortable about a star constantly winking at you? Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: SkullBat308 on October 20, 2009, 05:03:16 PM :bouncegiggle: I love this thread.
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: SPazzo on October 20, 2009, 05:30:43 PM Just a thought ~ is there a chance that we might accidentally end up talking to each other om Omegle? :smile: That would be amazing. I had found out about this on a Flickr group discussion board. What we did was use a members name (pearl) and mention that in every chat to see if that would ever happen. It didn't, but that doesn't mean we can't come up with a code word. Any suggestions? Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Psycho Circus on October 21, 2009, 12:40:47 PM Mr. Beef Mustache :question:
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: SPazzo on October 21, 2009, 04:26:22 PM Mr. Beef Mustache :question: Maybe, I was actually thinking about using the word Circus in every chat. :wink: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: SPazzo on October 21, 2009, 04:29:34 PM Quote You: Hi Stranger: Heey Stranger: 16 Male Netherlands You: 43/tran/Mars Stranger: p**s off Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Trevor on October 22, 2009, 07:37:07 AM Quote You: Hi Stranger: Heey Stranger: 16 Male Netherlands You: 43/tran/Mars Stranger: p**s off Your conversational partner has disconnected. :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on October 22, 2009, 08:48:20 AM Quote You: Hi Stranger: Heey Stranger: 16 Male Netherlands You: 43/tran/Mars Stranger: p**s off Your conversational partner has disconnected. I did something similar, and the guy said "you got the age wrong... I'm guessing your a 15 year old with too much time on his hands." HA! I showed him! I'm a 22-year old with too much time on his hands. MWAHAHAHA! ... You realize we all need lives, yes? And that we're horrendously immature, yes? Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on October 22, 2009, 12:08:18 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: moi Stranger: ooon suomest You: That is amazing, the same thing happened to me Stranger: U FROM???????? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hellooooo You: how is the weather Stranger: fine You: same here You: the sun is out You: I'm older so I only care abut the weather You: and its all I talk about You: it rained yesterday Stranger: whos gives a f**k You: Well thats not very nice You: you kiss your father with that mouth Stranger: thats why you dnt get laid Your conversational partner has disconnected Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on October 22, 2009, 12:20:46 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny guy looking for sexy pics from an interesting girl :P You: So am I Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi there , I have a rash on my leg I need someone to look at Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Sleepyskull on October 25, 2009, 12:40:08 AM Stranger: hi
You: howdy Stranger: asl? You: have you ever killled anybody Stranger: nope You: 1000/shemale/texanada You: thank god i was worried Your conversational partner has disconnected. This next one was inspired by The Darksider's rash comment: You: what is the grossest rahs you have ever gotten You: i mean rash sorry You: you can be detailed Stranger: where? You: really it's allright don't be shy You: huh? Stranger: yeah? You: i got one under my eye once that was blue and leaked green goo You: answer me or so help me god... Stranger: you are usa? You: yes but what about your rash!?!?! Stranger: yes Stranger: you are female? You: answer my rash question!!! You: Lets just say I'm a shemale Stranger: your lke sex/ You: I have lolst my patience when you wake up you will be missing your feet You: I'm not kidding Stranger: i like ml You: never again will you be able to play footsies! You: You like what? Stranger: making love? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: asl Stranger: male,19 uk Stranger: u You: that was a test you have failed. in relaity I do not care about your asl. Omegle is great! Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on August 05, 2010, 05:05:08 PM Phew!
Found the thread again... :smile: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: wickednick on August 06, 2010, 04:42:26 AM I don't think there are to many people crazier than me.
Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hey im male 18 and USA Ask me 5 questions and ill answer them truthfully~ You: HOW OLD RE YOU Stranger: 18 You: Why don't believe you Stranger: lol Stranger: i am You: whats on your desktop Stranger: cup of ater Stranger: phone Stranger: ipod Stranger: and keys Stranger: lol You: what no computer? how are you talking to me then? What is this! Stranger: LOL Stranger: that too You: Favorite movie Stranger: toy story 3 You: toy story 3? What they have movies about toys now? Wait is that the one with Robbin Williams You: Man this weeds good You: best weed ever, like mana from a crazy god of weed You: wait flash back You: 1 You: 2 You: 3 You: ok I'm back, man that was f**ked up You: So how old are you again Stranger: 18 You: I new it because I'm f**king psychic You: Ask me anything I will know it Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you. You: I got a umbrella Stranger: so. You: so I won Stranger: no you didn't You: Umbrella beats rain Stranger: but they don't shield from puddles. You: f**k the puddles You: forgot about the puddles Stranger: so I win You: ya but you can't fall for me then its more like a really annoying soaking sensation Stranger: but I'll be all over your body You: i don't want you all over my body, I want to stay dry You: so is everyone on this site a bunch of stoned dudes or is it just me Stranger: just you. You: yes You: ya for weed and 5am Stranger: I'm above the influence. Stranger: cya. You: come on its really good Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: wickednick on August 06, 2010, 05:54:19 AM I apologize for all the posts but this is to fun. More craziness from me. Don't date red heads.
Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hii Stranger: ???? Stranger: girl or boy? You: I'm trapped in a little closet and I hear weird noises out side You: I only have this computer to keep me safe Stranger: are u ok? Stranger: i cant understand You: I think so Stranger: ok, where are u? You: I don't know I was at this bar and then woke up here Stranger: ok,.... You: I think they are watching me Stranger: what?? Stranger: where are u from? You: Dude I don't know whats going on. The U.S. is always doing these damn experiments on its citizens You: I'm origianlly from Chicago Stranger: ok, do u need help? You: Ya I need some help, I'm trapped You: My I don't know where I am Stranger: age? You: 21 You: Where are you Stranger: I'm from Norway Stranger: i cant help u Stranger: sry.. You: s**t thats not going to help Stranger: :( Stranger: call 112 Stranger: it's finlands polices number You: Ok look if you are ever in the U.S. beware of chicks with red hair You: thats who I was talking to last You: can't call anyone just have this computer Stranger: go to facebook and speak for your friend. You: I don't have facebook, I'm like the last one Stranger: ok. are u drank? You: I little You: Hold on some one s coming Stranger: ok Stranger: HELP HI Stranger: ssoorryyy You: Thank god I'm ok Stranger: :) You: I just had the lights off Stranger: OMG Stranger: ARE U OK? Stranger: are u dead? You: Hell no... I p**sed my self and my girlfriend is pist at me You: s**t. I'm not going to let her in. shes crazy Stranger: ok, are u boy? Stranger: ??????????????????????????+ You: Am I a dude? Ya im a dude at least until my girlfriend castrates me Stranger: OMG Stranger: i cant help u You: f**k I really liked my penis too Stranger: OMG You: wait she is walking away Stranger: OMG Stranger: WHY? You: Ok I'm safe for now. I need to find some place to hide Stranger: OMG You: You don't know what this women is like man. she is awesome in the sack but crazy out of her mind Stranger: i dont have red hair You: don't date red heads Stranger: ok, im girl Stranger: and i like boys You: oh then your lucky don't date a***oles then Stranger: im not a gay You: ya I know not saying you are Stranger: ok Stranger: OMG You: didn't know you were a girl Stranger: oh, ny u know You: s**t she just threw a brick through my window Stranger: OMG? Stranger: are u speak true? Stranger: i dont delive u Stranger: belive Stranger: ** You: ok look crazy thing are a foot here, believe them or not, Stranger: OMG You: f**k my car,, I got to go she is smashing my car Stranger: I HAVE TO GO, GOOD BYE. I CANT BELIVE U. U DONT SPEAK TRUE. Stranger: I HATE U NY. SPEAK TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: OMGG Stranger: WHO U REALY ARE? Stranger: TELL ME Stranger: IF U CANT Stranger: I FEELING DOWN Stranger: ARE U DEAD NY? Stranger: OMG Stranger: OMG, U ARE DEAD.... Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: :"( Stranger: :"( Stranger: :"(:"( Stranger: YHYYYYYY Stranger: MOIMOI Stranger: MOIKKA Stranger: HEIPPA Stranger: ME OLLAAN SUOMESTA.....ANTEEKSI Stranger: VALEHTELIN KOSKA PELKÄÄN Stranger: ANTEEKSI Stranger: ANTEEKSI Stranger: YMMÄRRÄTKÖ? Stranger: ?? Stranger: ?? Stranger: ?? Stranger: ?? Stranger: ? Stranger: ?? Stranger: OK, OLET VIHAINEN. ANTEEKSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Stranger: IM SRY Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on August 06, 2010, 08:17:53 AM Quote Stranger: hi You: Hi, I'm just a rock n roll clown Stranger: where r u from?? You: LA baby, u? You: I do cocaine Stranger: india You: c c c yeah! You: I'm gonna make you a balloooooon bass Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: JaseSF on August 06, 2010, 06:55:37 PM So O.K. Doggett, might I have been conversing with you?
Quote Stranger: Let's talk about Jesus You: Swiss cheeses? Stranger: no, zombies. HÁ You: Kim Chee Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: JaseSF on August 06, 2010, 09:51:07 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: Hey man Stranger: asl? You: I like baked chips, you? Stranger: asl? Stranger: fruit salad You: 36, male, english You: You? You: You like fruit? Stranger: 25 f nz You: Sure you're not an Italian guy? Stranger: yea it's good and healthy Stranger: wat Italian people don't eat alot of fruit just to let u no You: This is Santino Marella isn't it? Stranger: no You: You were a great champion. You: You're hilarious! Stranger: wat the hell r u talkin about You: You think Kozlov's cute? Stranger: who?? You: Beth Phoenix- glamazon! Stranger: wat?? You: I'm painting my toenails now. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Is this China? You: Hello? Stranger: ? You: Are you Chinese? Stranger: noo You: Chinese people are cool Stranger: im american You: Especially the Kung Fu! You: Oh Americans are cool too I guess. Stranger: yeahh.. Stranger: where are you from? You: Where in America you from? You: Ah I'm Canadian Stranger: im from indiana....and are you male? You: We all live in igloos You: Yes I'm male You: Is this Indiana Jones? Stranger: aha...im female! most canadians guys are cute! and no You: Yeah we hunt and fish and walk through the snow You: Do you like snow? Stranger: sometimes.. You: You're a fan of the rap star then? Stranger: ? You: Snow, the rap performer? You: He's Canadian You: He sings about shovelling snow and making igloos Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: Hello Stranger: asl? You: 36, male, English Stranger: what brings you here? You: Don't know. Bored I guess? Stranger: oh You: You? Stranger: not really Stranger: why bored? You: Plus I'm recruiting for the army. Enlist Now!!! You: Serve your country! You: Defend your nation's freedoms! Stranger: my country? You: You have to fight the evil Ninjas! You: Someone must defeat my tormentors! You: Umm you're not the Evil Ninja leader are you? You: The Evil Ninjas are creating an army of atomic supermen you know. We must stop them! You: Where are you Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on August 08, 2010, 07:32:55 PM I'm waiting for the day we get two of you jokers on together.
-Ed Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on August 08, 2010, 07:48:24 PM This one may be my most favorite yet...
Quote Stranger: hi You: Hi Stranger: asl You: I'm eating a popsicle You: 25 f New Orleans Stranger: kl Stranger: 24 male scotland You: I like popsicles You: Do you know Mel Gibson You: He freed your country Stranger: no Stranger: but he is a actor Stranger: only in movie You: No, he had a sword and said "FREEEEEEDOOOOOM" You: and the Scotts were freed Stranger: ok You: now he smacks up his chick Stranger: be honest wud u say u were nice looking Stranger: u der You: Only when I'm not on my period Stranger: kl Stranger: so u are kinky You: Only on Tuesdayzx You: Ever since the sex change I've been less kinky Stranger: from male to female You: Yes, I still have male parts though You: they messed up Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 09, 2010, 03:51:45 AM Argh! I can't get my prankster juices flowing.
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 09, 2010, 03:58:57 AM Quote You: I'm not gay or anything, but I totally think Henry Rollins has a big penis. Stranger: 不容易啊，好多老外 在吗？能说话吗 中国人 我 You: Yeah, I thought so. Stranger: 不容易啊，好多老外 You: Maybe if he paid me. You know, discreet, clean, under the table. I would totally. But like I said, not gay. Stranger: 不容易啊，好多老外 在吗？能说话吗 中国人 我 You: Ew... Any place but there. Stranger: youu splashhh Stranger: hahahhjaaaa I never got the chance to say that I'm not Daryl Hannah. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 10, 2010, 09:48:10 PM Quote Stranger: hi Stranger: bi? You: bye? Stranger: are you bi? You: bilingual You: yes You: i am fluent in over 9 million forms of communication You: are you bi too? Stranger: yeag You: what is your favorite thing about being bilingual? Stranger: i dunno You: tell me something in French Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 10, 2010, 09:58:09 PM Quote You: i need to urinate Stranger: do it in my mouth You: only if you have cheerios in there, i need to aim Stranger: oh word up You: i just learned to pee by myself Stranger: cool You: my mommy was so proud of me Stranger: aww thats good You: she gave me a candy Stranger: nice nice You: and then I went poopy too Stranger: nice nice You: she still had to wipe me Stranger: oh damn Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 10, 2010, 10:03:49 PM Quote Stranger: Hello, would you like to use me? You: Sure...my toilet needs cleaning Stranger: Okay. Stranger: What's your adress? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Stranger: hihihi You: three hi's Stranger: :D You: i only wanted one though Stranger: o You: go back and fix it please Stranger: hi You: thank you Stranger: no greeting for me? You: what shall i say Stranger: somefin cool You: ok...somefin cool Stranger: lawlz u soo funny You: lawlz u soo funny Stranger: aightbye Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 10, 2010, 10:26:56 PM Quote You: Doggett? Stranger: Do you like Harry Potter/Tumblr? You: Only if Dogget likes it You: Are you Doggett? You: Who is your favorite horror movie host? Stranger: Maybe... O.O Stranger: host? Stranger: :S You: I need proof if you are Doggett Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You: Doggett? Stranger: hi You: Doggett why aren't you talking to me? Stranger: means? You: i've looked for you for hours and this is the way you repay me Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You: Doggett? Stranger: the f**k? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Trevor on November 11, 2010, 07:32:11 AM Quote You: Doggett? Stranger: Do you like Harry Potter/Tumblr? You: Only if Dogget likes it You: Are you Doggett? You: Who is your favorite horror movie host? Stranger: Maybe... O.O Stranger: host? Stranger: :S You: I need proof if you are Doggett Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You: Doggett? Stranger: hi You: Doggett why aren't you talking to me? Stranger: means? You: i've looked for you for hours and this is the way you repay me Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You: Doggett? Stranger: the f**k? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I just had to disconnect, DS: couldn't take it anymore. :wink: :teddyr: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on November 11, 2010, 10:06:27 AM Quote Stranger: hay You: *burps* You: m here Stranger: frm? You: ghl Stranger: wht? You: ghl! *shs* Stranger: idnt no You: u frm? Stranger: finland You: land of sharks Stranger: yaaaaaaaaaaaa Stranger: age? You: old Stranger: coolllllllllll You: u? Stranger: 15 but to hottttttttttttttttt You: *throwing glitter* you're a superstar at the gay bar Stranger: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on November 11, 2010, 10:15:08 AM Quote You: ain't nothing going on but the rent. you got to have a J-O-B if you want to chat with me. Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Stranger: ok You: fly boy like me needs security Your conversational partner has disconnected. I wasn't even done quoting the song :bluesad: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on November 11, 2010, 06:37:54 PM Quote Stranger: hey You: there's no hay here. Stranger: i have some You: well i don't! Stranger: wanna trade hay for something else? You: nah, i'm broken Stranger: ok will keep my hay. Stranger: anything you DO want? You: more LEGOS! Stranger: i have three pieces. Stranger: one rectangular and two square You: I have, maybe over 10K Stranger: kidding me You: Well, maybe between 5,00 to 10,000 Stranger: woa. can i come round? You: Sure, but you need to bring the hay over first. Stranger: you dont want this hay trust me Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 11, 2010, 08:09:11 PM For a very special African gentleman...
Quote You: Hi Stranger: freaky freaky fresh You: Do you fear Trevor's underpants? Stranger: I love it You: You're the first person I found that does Stranger: really. Stranger: do you love it? You: No I smell them all the way from Africa in the States Stranger: meow You: Yes the smell like cat s**t Stranger: but i'm from michigan You: Oh you can pick up the scent there too You: Trevor's underpants know no boundries or walls or borders Stranger: oh, sorry that's cos my cat just took a s**t on my bed Stranger: Trevor is a pure legend You: No thats probably just Trevor's underpants You: well, yes he is...he's a good looking chap Stranger: I heard Trevor goes camando though You: well lately, it wouldn't surprise me You: they have fallen off before Stranger: dayummmm! that's hot! You: I can hook you up with Trevor if you want Stranger: can you please!? You: are you a hot 30 something chick Stranger: it's my dream come true Stranger: 65. Stranger: ;) You: well if you're a cougar he would hit that Stranger: s**t yeah i'm a cougar Stranger: in leopard print boots! You: do you mind skid marks You: and loud farts after he eat broccoli Stranger: on my own ass, no. on my chest, yes Stranger: I eat horseraddish so it's ok. You: Trevor's underpants is the key ingrediant actually Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You: Do you fear Trevor's underpants? Stranger: yeah Stranger: they are scary You: You should...they walk up walls on their own Stranger: holy crap Stranger: they sound possed You: Some say his crap is holy Stranger: haha You: I fear they may find you next Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 11, 2010, 08:20:16 PM Quote Stranger: hey You: Hi...Jack is a great guy Stranger: okay You: I'm tired of his wife yelling at him to pick up eggs when he is at Home Depot You: I mean let the poor guy look at snowblowers in peace Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 11, 2010, 08:28:08 PM Quote Stranger: hey You: hi You: I'm wearing a bib Stranger: asl> You: i drool a lot You: people feed me live chickens Stranger: name You: and I snort bird seed You: My name is Finwick You: May I build a shrine in your honor Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on November 11, 2010, 08:44:25 PM I'd like to thank day time soaps for this... :teddyr:
Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Hey, Darksider ! Stranger: hi Stranger: als？ You: why don't you look at me when we make love ? Stranger: sorry You: Its Jack, isn't it !? Stranger: don't You: He's taken you from me You: what does he have that I don't !? Stranger: I can't accept Stranger: You so shortly floor You: I can't accept it either ! I spend hours cooking and looking after the kids and you won't even look at me ! Stranger: no Stranger: u? You: Where did we go so wrong. I might stay with ,y brother for a few days. Stranger: You is handsome？ You: Its too late for that now, Darksider You: I've packed the bags Stranger: where are you from？ You: I just don't know anymore. You were always my rock ! *sobs* Stranger: why? You: You used to be there for me !!!! You: Remember when you first took me out. Stranger: I can You: I'm glad you remember something ! Stranger: yes Stranger: are u m? You: How dare you !!!! Stranger: no Stranger: You misunderstood You: Back in school Sandy always told me to stay away from you ! You: Abd she was right. Stranger: I only am want to make friend with you You: Oh, so it's over, is it !!! I'm in 'friend zone' ! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on November 11, 2010, 08:51:50 PM Short, but sweet.
Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hi Stranger: Hi You: Before we start, I'm not horny. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on November 11, 2010, 10:42:55 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: POLL: Who's the better singer: Charice Pempengco or Lea Michele? You: congrats. I didn't know they had wi-fi on the short bus Stranger: f**k you Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on November 11, 2010, 10:46:41 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey You: hello Stranger: asl? You: is that short for a***ole? Your conversational partner has disconnected. :bluesad: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on November 11, 2010, 11:01:06 PM When A Stranger Calls
Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey You: have you checked the children? Stranger: i dont have any You: why haven't you checked the children? *hangs up* Stranger: wtf? You: *calls again* Stranger: hello? You: I want your blood ... Stranger: really? Stranger: come over! You: ALL OVER ME *heavy breathing* Stranger: its been so long since ive had a guest Stranger: thats fine Stranger: i mean as long as you dont kill me right? Stranger: just a cut? You: check the children *hangs up* Stranger: damn i dont have any children what is this dude talking about You: *calling again* Stranger: WHAT THE f**k DO YOU WANT a***ole? You: you are Jill the babysitter, right? Stranger: no Stranger: who the f**k is that? You: sorry, wrong number! You have disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on November 11, 2010, 11:31:44 PM Austin Powers on Omegle
Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: This is my happening and it freaks me out! Stranger: ? You: Au contraire baby, you can't resist me. Stranger: I don't even know you hahahah You: Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I? Stranger: hahaha what?! Randy? You: Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? *sighs* You: Sake it to me baby! Stranger: your funny You: That ain't no woman! It's a man, man! *pulls off your wig* Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Trevor on November 12, 2010, 01:38:33 AM Stranger: but i'm from michigan :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: What the heck are my undies doing in Michigan? I was wondering why I feel a breeze. :teddyr: :wink: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Trevor on November 12, 2010, 01:40:42 AM When A Stranger Calls Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey You: have you checked the children? Stranger: i dont have any You: why haven't you checked the children? *hangs up* Stranger: wtf? You: *calls again* Stranger: hello? You: I want your blood ... Stranger: really? Stranger: come over! You: ALL OVER ME *heavy breathing* Stranger: its been so long since ive had a guest Stranger: thats fine Stranger: i mean as long as you dont kill me right? Stranger: just a cut? You: check the children *hangs up* Stranger: damn i dont have any children what is this dude talking about You: *calling again* Stranger: WHAT THE f**k DO YOU WANT a***ole? You: you are Jill the babysitter, right? Stranger: no Stranger: who the f**k is that? You: sorry, wrong number! You have disconnected. :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: I know you insist you don't want any karma but I gave you some anyway. :cheers: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on November 12, 2010, 08:13:57 AM Quote You: do you fear Trevor's underpants? Stranger: Very much so. You: can you smell them? Stranger: Not so much the underpants.. Stranger: More what's inside of them.. Stranger: Scarys**t You: Yeah, that is what happens Stranger: One sec. You: he never took em off for a whole year, or something like that. Stranger: :l Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Trevor on November 12, 2010, 08:31:22 AM Quote You: do you fear Trevor's underpants? Stranger: Very much so. You: can you smell them? Stranger: Not so much the underpants.. Stranger: More what's inside of them.. Stranger: Scarys**t You: Yeah, that is what happens Stranger: One sec. You: he never took em off for a whole year, or something like that. Stranger: :l :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on November 12, 2010, 09:20:12 AM Wayne's Omegle World
Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: where you come from? You: Aurora, Illinois You: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny? Stranger: yes Stranger: hmm what your name? You: Wayne. Yours? Stranger: Kanya You: In Latin you would be called "babia majora" Stranger: i 17 years old you? You: 32. But I still live at my parents' You: You are from India? Stranger: no i from indonesia You: Interesting. Where did you learn English? From the Police Academy movies? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on November 12, 2010, 06:51:35 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hej You: I need something. You: *hangs up* Stranger: vad behöver du? You: QUE? Stranger: qu'est ce que tu devoir? You: Spreak engrish? Stranger: no, sorry :( Stranger: just english You: Oh Damn! Stranger: yeah You: *calls again* You: whp was that? Stranger: what was what? You: what was it? Stranger: what was what was is? was it that? You: what is what that was that who is? Stranger: yes we can! You: But there's a sale at Penny's! Stranger: is there? :O You: I don't know Stranger: okay :( Stranger: I need to go You: just kidding Stranger: have a nice weekend! and no, I had know idea what the heck I was saying Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 13, 2010, 10:04:48 AM Quote Stranger: Hey :teddyr:You: I'm only going to ask this once You: What did you do with Trevor's underpants? Stranger: Everything ;) You: Hmmmm You: He'd probably like that actually You: I hope cleaning them was part of the plan Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Stranger: Hello there You: Hello over there You: have you seen Doggett Stranger: No, I haven't...what is it? You: He's looking for his Elvira standee You: Someone stole it for sexual purposes Stranger: Oh no You: Yeah he keeps saying you did it but I don't think you did Stranger: Thank you for trusting me Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 13, 2010, 10:51:58 AM Quote Stranger: hi You: hi...do you like eating sparrows Stranger: never tried it Stranger: chicken is ok tho Stranger: maybe duck Stranger: lol You: how about hummingbird Stranger: i like bluetits init Stranger: or a cock o teal Stranger: u get me You: how about penguin Stranger: pingu is cool Stranger: but f**k u just incase tho Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Stranger: You summoned me, master? You: Yes...please clean my toilet You: its on the south end of the Death Star You: well...why the f**k are you standing around for Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Stranger: asl You: what if I want to list my "location" first? You: or perhaps "sex" You: why the hell do you people always ask for it in that order You: answer me Stranger: i dunno You: seriously go stand in the corner and think about how you offended me You: Doggett wouldn 't like you You: by the way You: neither would Trevor's underpants Your conversational partner has disconnected Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 13, 2010, 11:13:38 AM GTA invades Omegle
Quote Stranger: hey Stranger: where r u from You: San Andreas You: Grove Street 4 Life b***hes You: even when I'm rollin' on a faggio Stranger: b***hes? You: My names CJ remember that Stranger: y Your conversational partner has disconnected. A song was on Sesame Street and I was quoting it here... Quote Stranger: hello You: im not afraid of a lizard, spider or a snake Stranger: m Stranger: indea You: i can be quiet or make a lot of noise You: i can fly on a trampoline Your conversational partner has disconnected. Bert From Sesame Street... Quote You: hi, im having trouble with my roomate You: i need to talk to someone You: he's always eating cookies in bed Stranger: right Stranger: what u at college You: I live in NY You: I mean I'm trying to manage my paper clip collection You: and play with my pet pigeons You: and he leaves the bath running You: I'm sick of s**t Stranger: well u sound mental You: people think we are gay, but he's the gay one You: I am not You: We go fishing and he screams fishes names and they jump into the boat Stranger: next Your conversational partner has disconnected Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on November 13, 2010, 12:13:10 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: hhelo You: i know yyou Stranger: no You: i have been following yyou Stranger: ok Stranger: follow me You: i know where yyou live Stranger: where baby You: I'm outside yyour house. look Stranger: ok You: look for the blackk van Stranger: ok Stranger: baby i want you Stranger: asl Stranger: plz You: i found the spare key Stranger: ok You: i will visit yyou tonighht Stranger: ok You: when yyou sleep Stranger: ur male or female You: I am many. I'm legion Stranger: what You: many in one. yyou will meet all tonight Stranger: what you do tonight Stranger: with me You: i'll be underneath yyour bed. waiting Stranger: what you do Stranger: lol You: waiting annd listening You: and my eyyes will turn white Your conversational partner has disconnected. Wuss :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on November 13, 2010, 10:24:31 PM Quote [You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: heyy im justin, 18 m usa, whats ur name? You: steven Your conversational partner has disconnected. /quote] Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on November 14, 2010, 05:02:27 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hi Stranger: hey girl You: man, are you barking up the wrong tree... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on November 14, 2010, 05:06:13 PM This is someone elses', but I laughed.
Quote You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey asl You: Ask Something Lengthier Stranger: AGE SEX LOCATION You: Shouting doesn’t help. You: Also, may I suggest a question mark? Stranger: soory Stranger: age, sex, location? You: Better, but a capital letter to start would be just peachy. Stranger: Age, sex, location/ Stranger: ? You: Now, if you would be ever so kind as to phrase the questions as a full sentence, I would be much obliged. Stranger: Hey, may i have your age, sex, location? You: That’s much better You: No. You have disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on November 14, 2010, 09:27:22 PM I made someone mad! :bouncegiggle:
Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: ................... You: ............ You: . You: .......... You: . You: . You: . You: . You: . You: . You: . You: . Stranger: ▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░▓ ▒▓░░░░▓░░░░▓ ▓░░░░░░▓░▓░▓ ▓░░░░░░▓░░░▓ ▓░░▓░░░▓▓▓▓ ▒▓░░░░▓▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▓ You: ................. You: eyeyeye\] You: I You: w You: w You: q You: a You: c You: c Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Stranger: hey You: What hay?! Stranger: ? You: Do you have hay? Stranger: nahh You: THE f**k?! Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 15, 2010, 09:19:24 PM Quote Stranger: black dress with the tights underneath You: Tights with a black dress underneath You: what irony Stranger: who would guessed? You: kind of uncomfortable Stranger: sorry to hear that:/ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Stranger: hey asl? You: what did you call me? You: you have some friggin nerve pal Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You: I don't believe this Stranger: okay. You: Doggett keeps calling me about his copy of Batman Returns You: I don't friggin' have it! Stranger: gr8. You: First he blames me for going after his girlfriend Elvira now this? You: Next he'll blame me for reading too much into what Andy says Stranger: m8, that's gr8 but, i don't care. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 15, 2010, 09:40:12 PM Quote Stranger: hi You: Have you ever rode Newt's horses? Stranger: if I said no, i'd be lieing You: They are wonderfully trained I find. Which one did you ride? Stranger: all of them Stranger: at the same time You: That sounds like a major ass sore You: and kind of kinky Stranger: tell me about it You: i found the gray one to be very horny Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Trevor on November 16, 2010, 07:41:51 AM :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
Sooner or later, I guarantee that we're going to end up talking to each other: count on it. :smile: If anyone wants to talk to a Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on November 16, 2010, 09:58:46 AM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hello there. You: hi Stranger: How's it going? You: fine You: *sneezes* You: sorry Stranger: Bless you? You: thanks :) You: *wipes screen clean* Stranger: eww You: sorry, but I rather chat without snot between us Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on November 16, 2010, 10:40:10 AM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Looking for a girl with hot pics You: *roundhouse-kick to your chin* You: *victory dance* Stranger: f/m ? You: as if You: *stomping on your unconscious body* Stranger: you f ? You: *sets you on fire* You: *roasting marshmallows* Stranger: asl ? You: you are dying and you are still asking for my asl? Stranger: hhe just kiid Stranger: whats your name ? You: Chuck Norris Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Paquita on November 16, 2010, 12:18:23 PM Quote Stranger: Hello. I'm male. I'm looking for any girl who wanna keep conection with webcam conversations over Messenger or skype (: You: ew Your conversational partner has disconnected. I don't think I'm going to try that again Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Paquita on November 16, 2010, 05:59:11 PM If the object of this game is to be so ridiculous that you make the other person disconnect, I think I'm losing.
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 16, 2010, 07:01:46 PM Dogget said earlier in the thread if you talk French people avoid you. Well I put that to the test...
Quote You: Bonjour Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Stranger: watchu gon do with all that junkk? You: 34 Male France You: How are you today Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You: French male looking to chat You: how are you today? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Stranger: hi m or f? You: Hi Male French how are you Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote tranger: 16 male canada you? You: Bonjour! You: I'm male from France Your conversational partner has disconnected. Well, guess he's right. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Trevor on November 17, 2010, 02:11:01 AM You: Bonjour Your conversational partner has disconnected. :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: That reminds me of the scene in Guy Ritchie's Snatch where Vinnie Jones is beating the hell out of someone with a car door :buggedout: :buggedout:. His car phone rings, he slams the guy's head with the door once more, pulls him away, kicks him and answers the phone with a cheery "Bonjour!" :teddyr: :teddyr: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on November 17, 2010, 06:50:28 AM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hii You: hi (long pause) You: *stares* Stranger: asl..? You: we don't say 'asl' anymore :) (long pause) You: did that make your brain explode or something? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 17, 2010, 08:54:40 PM More hatred for the French...
Quote Stranger: im 29 m phil before u ask You: French male here how are you doing? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You: Hi I'm French! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 17, 2010, 09:04:37 PM Classic DarkSider A-Holeness :bouncegiggle:
Quote Stranger: ORGASMS Stranger: ALL Stranger: NIGHT Stranger: TROLOL You: too bad no one else is there to join you You: well maybe except your mother Stranger: FOREVERALONE You: not surprised, you write everything in caps Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Stranger: Hey You: Hi Stranger: What's up? You: Nothing much, just hanging out at Doggett's Stranger: What is Doggett's? You: A good pal of mine. His house is nice but I don't like the boogers on the wall Your conversational partner has disconnected. Sorry Doggett... Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 17, 2010, 09:15:46 PM Quote You: Hi, I'm at Trevor's Stranger: who is Trevor? You: The stench of his underpants is slowly making me fade from existence Stranger: haahahaahahhaha Stranger: :p Stranger: funny guy You: If you can please give my mother my love Stranger: i will ;) Stranger: be sure bout that Stranger: heheheh You: I didn't think I'd go out like this You: fading.............. Stranger: me neither Stranger: goodbye cruel world You: world....turning....dark....... You: .............................. Stranger: noooo Stranger: dont die yet Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: JJ80 on November 17, 2010, 09:30:27 PM Mine wasn't a great success:
Stranger: F twenty You: Good evening from the city under the volcano... Stranger: Wierdo alert! Stranger: Lol You: Well I'm not THAT bad! Stranger: hey You: Do you like lava lamps,? Stranger: it was a joke! Stranger: Nt realy You: I'd sort of gathered that...I hope... Stranger: Lol, and where is the city under the volcano? You: At the bottom of a warm and ever-changing ocean Stranger: U busy? Stranger: Ok then You: Not really, I'm just waiting for the kettle to boil. Stranger: Bye, discnect me cuz i cant do it You: Do you prefer tea or coffee? Stranger: None of them You: Ah, more an aficionado of soft drinks then? Stranger: Perhaps,lol You: I'm enjoy the refreshing sparkle of a carbonated beverage except in the cold of midwinter... Stranger: Lol, that sounds warm You: Not at the time! Stranger: Ok, bye, iam waitin on u You: Sorry but that last memory still chills me to the bone! Stranger: Wel? You: On second thoughts the volcano will warm me up! Stranger: What memory? You: The being stranded in polar conditions with nothing but a solar-powered fridge full of sprite to live on for two weeks! You: Still you could say that it was character building... Stranger: Lol Stranger: So where are u frm? You: Well, you don't remember EVERYTHING, only the more positive parts like the polar bears and the seals... You: Scotland UK, where do you hail from? Stranger: nice, wel iam frm a warm place caled belize, u knw where it is? You: Central America, next to Mexico isn't it. Stranger: Yeah, nice, most ppl dnt knw that! You: Well I saw a documentary about it on tv some years ago. Stranger: And what was it about? You: Frigate birds mainly. Stranger: Ok, and what u do for fun? You: Eightsome reels on Saturday nights if I can find enough people. You: Do you like tartan? Stranger: i would if i knw what it was! lol You: Well, perhaps it's all become rather plaid out by being worn by football supporters. Stranger: Ok, hey how old are u? You: Thirty years old exactly. Stranger: Ok, cool, i knew u werent a kid! ja ja You: No problem, I'm a part-time stand in for the 'Old Man Of hoy' actually given my advancing years! Stranger: it is nt a bad thing to have ur age! Stranger: On the contrary, You: Well I've never been more at ease with my strengths and limitations. Stranger: Hables espanol? You: Si senor habloe espanol un poco. You: I learned a little in school. Stranger: Ok You: Do you speak french? Stranger: cool You: Oui! Stranger: Do u like to talk spanish? You: Well I don't really need to anymore, not since I left school so that thought never occurred to me.... Stranger: No. i would love to speak french! You: As with Spanish I haven't needed to us eit since high school. Stranger: Bye, nice chat! Stranger: G2g, You: No problem! Stranger: Bye then You: Good evening. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on November 17, 2010, 10:12:55 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: darksider shot me Stranger: oh my You: I'm ...dying... You: Tell...him...tell him... JJ80 gets my Elvira... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Paquita on November 17, 2010, 10:44:43 PM I think I'm getting better
Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Strong woman? Stranger: Yes You: Big thighs? Stranger: err.... yes You: Please crush my skull in large thighs Stranger: sounds sexy, i'll do it! You: You have mustache? Stranger: i shave You: I have fine mustache Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on November 17, 2010, 10:56:53 PM I think I'm getting better Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Strong woman? Stranger: Yes You: Big thighs? Stranger: err.... yes You: Please crush my skull in large thighs Stranger: sounds sexy, i'll do it! You: You have mustache? Stranger: i shave You: I have fine mustache Your conversational partner has disconnected. Thats our girl ! :teddyr: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Paquita on November 17, 2010, 11:13:06 PM hmmf!
Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey there You: ho there Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on November 18, 2010, 05:49:38 AM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: HELLO You: *hides* Stranger: MALE You: *hides in other corner* Stranger: I DON T UNDESTAND You: *whispers* find me! Stranger: OK WHAT S UR NAME You: *giggles* find me first! *crawling quickly to new hiding spot* Stranger: I TRY TO UNDESTAND IT SEAMS U ARE AN ARTIST You: *whispers* look for meee! You: I'm hiding underneath your desk Stranger: I M EAGER TO KNOW U You: I'm not. Enjoy chat :) You have disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Trevor on November 18, 2010, 06:15:36 AM hmmf! Stranger: hey there You: ho there Your conversational partner has disconnected. :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :thumbup: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on November 18, 2010, 10:27:56 AM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: I don't know if I want to talk with you Stranger: do u like sex You: I just had sex Stranger: how big is your bres You: how big is your I.Q.? Stranger: 6inchi You: you fail at both eh? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on November 18, 2010, 10:57:02 AM Quote You: (8 x ?) - 25 + 7 = 70 Stranger: have you ever been high as f**k? Stranger: lol Stranger: are you a f**king teacher or something Stranger: wtf Stranger: im high You: do it! Stranger: it will take a while Stranger: im stoned You: *buzz sound* FAIL You have disconnected. Quote Stranger: h33y You: (8 x ?) - 25 + 7 = 70 Stranger: i hate math You: do it! Stranger: NO You: NOW! Stranger: NO Stranger: BAN MATH You: fail :) You have disconnected. Quote You: (8 x ?) - 25 + 7 = 70 Stranger: 63 You: no Stranger: +25 Stranger: dibided by 8 Stranger: divided* Stranger: f**k THIS I HAVE I = SQRT-1 Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You: (8 x ?) - 25 + 7 = 70 Stranger: hey You: well? Stranger: 4? You: nope Stranger: f**k Stranger: dude Stranger: im too stoned for this You: my second stoner :( Stranger: im in the library and theres nothing to do but be stoned and go on omegle You: sober up next time :) You have disconnected. Quote Stranger: Hey You: (8 x ?) - 25 + 7 = 70 Stranger: I'm not good doing math Stranger: lol You: do it! Stranger: I bet you are supposed to do it as your homework lol? You: no, just testing the intelligence of omegle user ;) Stranger: :( Stranger: This is hurting my brain Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You: (8 x ?) - 25 + 7 = 70 Stranger: lol wait Stranger: lemme think You: ok Stranger: 11 You: correct! *gives you gold star* Stranger: wohoooo You: :) You have disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on November 19, 2010, 08:46:32 AM I just had a 3 hour talk!
Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! :bouncegiggle:Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on November 19, 2010, 10:31:54 AM Quote Stranger: hi,asl?? You: don't you dare to 'asl' me, punk You: asl yourself for a change Stranger: what?? You: yeah, you dont like it when the tables are turned huh? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: jimmybob on November 19, 2010, 10:55:10 AM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: I'm at 7 inches Your conversational partner has disconnected. People are just not very chatty. :bluesad: -Jimmybob Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 19, 2010, 12:01:16 PM I had a killer b!tch fest with this chick the other day. I was in epic A-Hole form, sorry to say I closed the chat before copying it. :bluesad:
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doc Daneeka on November 19, 2010, 12:05:02 PM Claws gets the best ones X)
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Rev. Powell on November 19, 2010, 01:30:09 PM Quote Stranger: hi,asl?? You: don't you dare to 'asl' me, punk You: asl yourself for a change Stranger: what?? You: yeah, you dont like it when the tables are turned huh? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Almost gave you karma for that before I noticed you didn't want any. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 20, 2010, 12:36:28 PM I decided to go with a romantic angle...
Quote Stranger: hey m or w? You: W Stranger: age/from? You: I have aged 27 years You: I have waited an eternity to talk to ye You: for thou art as beautiful as the sun's precious glow Your conversational partner has disconnected. I couldn't get this guy to disconnect... Quote Stranger: hello You: Hello my beautiful flower Stranger: hi......... You: How I have yearned to read your sultry words Stranger: ur nme You: For thou is thy reason for my morning breath Stranger: whr r u frm? Stranger: i m indian male here Stranger: and 20 yr's old You: I am from your heart because it is where I sleep awaiting your love Stranger: r u male or female? You: What matter is it if I care for thee in such a manner? Stranger: ohhhhhh Stranger: cool Stranger: thnks here Stranger: ur name? Stranger: and whr r u frm? You: My name is "dedicated to you stranger" You: How I would slay dragons and face the firey lava pits of hell to be with thee You: For that is where I am now Stranger: but i m very sure that u hv any nme so plz tell You: Please leave me not in haste for I shall not share my name You: For I will not share thy name for I am inside your very thoughts Stranger: oke ur wish Stranger: i dont forced u You: Only wish I have is that if we must seperate you must take this word in your heart You: Please leave me Stranger: ok bye Stranger: gud n8 You: I must know if we are fated to be together we shall meet again Stranger: i m from india Stranger: and not like that You: Until then I shall weep tears of yearning Stranger: but depend on u what u want You: Be gone PLEASE! Stranger: so if u dont share then You: Hit thy "disconnect" button and be GONE Stranger: oke bye Stranger: thnks Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on November 20, 2010, 09:50:43 PM what does this ASL means? :question:
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on November 23, 2010, 03:13:24 PM Quote You: Whoa. Uh huh huh huh. Cool. Stranger: Hello You: Hello? Uh huh huh huh Stranger: graaaaawr You: Are you like, horny? huh huh Stranger: like, totes not. like, i'd just loooooooove for someone to not ask about sex, you know? You: You said "sex" Uh huh huh huh huh Stranger: Perhaps. But at least i'm not a tool! You: So? Uh huh huh huh. Stop it, Butt-head! Stranger: go f**k ya'self You: Uhhh ass goblin Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 23, 2010, 07:11:05 PM Mother jokes....
Quote Stranger: f**king pointless You: yeah well you're so fat the back of your neck looks like a pack of hot dogs Stranger: youre probably the gayest person ever Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Stranger: hi You: hi You: did you know that you're so fat fat you fell into the grand canyon and got stuck Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Stranger: a guy looking for a female You: hi there how are you doing You: oh good You: can i tell you something before we chat Stranger: female?? Stranger: ok You: you're so dumb you thought a quarterback was a refund Stranger: so?? You: you're so stupid you would die of starvation if you got locked into a supermarket Stranger: i will f**k you now!! You: you're so ugly the watier puts the food on the ground when you go out to eat Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 23, 2010, 07:37:17 PM Short but sweet...
Quote Stranger: hiiii Stranger: asl (: You: hi I'm at 123 Sesame Street Stranger: VIRGIN ^ You: Not really, ask your mother Stranger: VIRGIN! You: I hit that s**t every night Stranger: VIRRRRGINNN Your conversational partner has disconnected. Mister Rogers visits Omegle... Quote Stranger: hi You: Hi my name is Fred You: whats your's? Stranger: How very forward of you; I'm Kev You: Well Kev I like you just the way you are You: Its not the clothes the wear, its not the way you do your hair Stranger: I never suggested I'd change? You: its you i like Stranger: Yup, weirdo... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Trevor on November 24, 2010, 03:25:44 AM Quote Stranger: hiiii Stranger: asl (: You: hi I'm at 123 Sesame Street Stranger: VIRGIN ^ You: Not really, ask your mother Stranger: VIRGIN! You: I hit that s**t every night Stranger: VIRRRRGINNN Your conversational partner has disconnected. :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on November 25, 2010, 12:00:45 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey You: gots any hay? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: lemon Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on November 25, 2010, 08:52:38 PM Quote Stranger: hi(: You: have you ever taken a bowel movement that you needed to recover from? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Stranger: hello:D You: hi Stranger: asl You: have you ever farted and ended up with crud on your underwear? You: it just happened to me a minute ago and I'm worried Stranger: wth no Your conversational partner has disconnected. Sometimes I jive with some people on here...such as... Quote Stranger: im a smurg Stranger: smurf- You: im a smurf You: well my name is Gargamel You: and I hate your blue little guts Stranger: then why do you suck papa smurfs balls! You: you all bang Smurfette and sing all day mutha f**kas Stranger: im tranny smurf! You: Oh, do you know hooker smurf? Stranger: you mean smurfett? You: yeah she's a ho You: but I'd hit that Stranger: naw really You: she gave VD smurf his name Stranger: oh niceeee You: poor guy hasnt been the same since someone stomped on his mushroom house Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on April 27, 2011, 08:27:16 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hola You: Hi, Dogget wanted me to restart a thread Stranger: Dogget? Stranger: who's that You: My male platonic life partner You: Though he wants to take it further Stranger: If you want to, do it. Nothing's stopping you. You: Oh no, I'm all set. He's sent the pictures and I'm all set Stranger: CONGRATS Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Sister Grace on April 27, 2011, 08:47:13 PM I'm having way too much fun with this....let me see how far i can push this guy before he disconnects....
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on April 27, 2011, 08:47:39 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey You: do you have that money you owe me Stranger: fu Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey You: illeum Stranger: ileum? You: yes, illeum Stranger: what about it? You: vas deferens Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on April 27, 2011, 08:52:52 PM never ever gets old...
Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Hi I'm French! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on April 27, 2011, 09:02:05 PM once again!
Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: Hello there! I'm a nice guy from France Your conversational partner has disconnected. What the frig! Quote Stranger: hi You: Hi are you French? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on April 27, 2011, 09:14:09 PM Quote Stranger: hiii You: what the hell is that on your nose? You: seriously its freaking me out Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Sister Grace on April 27, 2011, 09:17:56 PM I'm having way too much fun with this....let me see how far i can push this guy before he disconnects.... Stranger: Hey asl You: female, usa You: how about you? Stranger: Im male. What age You: 32 but great shape Stranger: Im 18 Stranger: Do u like younger men? You: that's no problem, my boyfriend is 23, but he's off overseas at the moment You: :) Stranger: Whats ur name and what do u look like? Stranger: Ur hot Stranger: :) You: thanks, but i must ask, are you into kink? You: we REALLY like kink Stranger: What type of kink? You: well, i'm looking for something specific.... Stranger: I knly like some kinds Stranger: Onl You: that's understandable. You: i'm the same way Stranger: What kinds do u like You: well, to put it bluntly. I'm looking for a man who will wear my panties and lipstick while he spanks me for being bad You: baby, could you do that for me? i've been really naughty Stranger: I like that! You: awesome. Stranger: Wanna exchange nude pics? Stranger: Over email or text You: do you mind if my boyfriend sits across the room and watches, he's not into guys by the way...he just likes to see me get 'punished' Stranger: Sure Stranger: But nude pics? Stranger: I also like videos You: cool. catch you soon hotty! You have disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: RCMerchant on April 28, 2011, 05:31:41 AM Stranger: I am Australian. Ask Me Anything!
You: I'm a Lugosi obssesed drunk! Are you alive or dead? Stranger: OP is a Faggot You: Opie is Andy Griffins son! I didnt know he was gay! Hmmm...that worked out well...fact is-I told the truth! :bluesad: Stranger: hi Stranger: how u doin You: Hello You: Are you Karloff Stranger: nooooo You: IKarloff has my wife You: I lost her in a chess game Stranger: hunt him down mate You: I will-and skin him alive-bit by bit Stranger: he would try the same...BEWARE!!!! You: No-Im already dead. Stranger: happy hell tym You: I eat flys and rats Stranger: try nuts n bolts Stranger: ur screws r rusting You: Bolts in my neck Stranger: no the ones under ur dick Stranger: get them changed You: Karloff that f**k not fit to smell my s**t I could have done frankenstein better You: I dont have a dick imma girl Stranger: why so Stranger: she ran away You: My name is Luna im 82 Im in aold folks home Your conversational partner has disconnected That went better! :smile: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: RCMerchant on April 28, 2011, 06:12:05 AM Stranger: irish male 24
You: Mich.F 30 Stranger: sweet Stranger: u sexy? You: I love little babby ducks Stranger: who doesnt You: And big pickup trucks Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback Hmm... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: Hello Stranger: :) You: Imma girl Stranger: me too Stranger: i was born in 1994 You: Are you gay Stranger: gay? no You: Me neither Stranger: oh same.... You: Do you like blood? Stranger: blood? no.. You: me neither You: Are you married Stranger: So funny lol Stranger: no You: I was-but he's gone Stranger: huh?? Stranger: kidding me?? You: I had to put him down You: I killed him and drank his blood You: Im not kidding Stranger: it's funny.. Stranger: i cant believe it! You: No its not its tasty You: I did it with my cat first and it was good Stranger: hey Stranger: where r u from You: Nilbog Stranger: kkkkk Stranger: stop kidding me You: KKK? Im not racist... You: Im not kidding You: I live in Nilbog,Mich. Stranger: so now u are murder. right? You: No-cuz I wasnt caught Yer only a killer if your caght Stranger: im not saying 'KKK'. 'kkkkk' = 'lol' same thing You: oh I dont do computers good im shaking bad im ill You: are you police? Stranger: no kkkk just student, Stranger: student. You: Im ill im not feeling well Stranger: why You: im need blood cuz mine is rotton Stranger: rotton? You: its not good its rotton the blood of whores and nazis Stranger: So what do you want to say to me? You: I love you Stranger: lol Stranger: really funny You: no really come to my house Stranger: keep typing- You: no your calling the cops bye You have disconnected. That one started to creep ME out! :buggedout: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: RCMerchant on April 28, 2011, 06:18:19 AM Stranger: Panty Check!! What color, what style?? ;D
You: Brown with poop skids Your conversational partner has disconnected. Sorry Trevor-tried to set up a date! Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on April 28, 2011, 07:06:32 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: שדך You: ninja, please You: im no martian Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on April 28, 2011, 07:09:19 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: baby baby the stars are shining for you Stranger: lie Stranger: lol You: just like me I'm sure that they adore you Stranger: really ?? Stranger: lol You: yes sir Stranger: i'm not sir You: sorry. yes ALF Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 28, 2011, 01:36:44 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hey You: Hi, where are you now? Stranger: Uk You: Me too, whereabouts? Stranger: London You: I'm in Newcastle, partying Stranger: M or f You: I'm a girl You: What are you? Stranger: M You: I thought you would be Stranger: Age?? You: 19 Stranger: 17 :P You: This omegle thing sure is cooky Stranger: Haha how'd you mean? You: Because I'm really a guy that's 60 and I want to taste the flesh of hot young boys like you! Stranger: ok You: is that cool? You: that's what you kids say ain't it? Answer me dammit! Stranger: No not really You: well you should You: send me a picture of your butt hole Stranger: I don't have a camera You: oh, you're no fun Stranger: I know You: I'm all lonely out here in Leeds Stranger: you said you were in Newcastle You: never trust a stranger Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on April 28, 2011, 01:48:31 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey wassup You: Ain't nothin' goin' on but the rent Stranger: asl Stranger: ???? You: You got to have a J-O-B if you wanna chat with me Stranger: i'm a student. you? You: no romance without finance Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 28, 2011, 01:52:54 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey wassup You: Ain't nothin' goin' on but the rent Stranger: asl Stranger: ???? You: You got to have a J-O-B if you wanna chat with me Stranger: i'm a student. you? You: no romance without finance Your conversational partner has disconnected. karma (if I could) for the Gwen Guthrie lyrics dude! :thumbup: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: diamondwaspvenom on April 28, 2011, 06:58:02 PM Stranger: asl
You: I AM SPY! Stranger: asl? You: JAVOLT MEINE FUHRER! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: diamondwaspvenom on April 28, 2011, 07:06:19 PM Stranger: hello
You: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MACHINE??? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Trevor on April 29, 2011, 03:53:37 AM Stranger: Panty Check!! What color, what style?? ;D You: Brown with poop skids Your conversational partner has disconnected. Sorry Trevor-tried to set up a date! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Thanks, RC! :teddyr: :thumbup: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on April 29, 2011, 04:51:23 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Have you ever seen a young 8 inch c**k that f**ks a siliconepu**y ? ;) You: No, I have not. Please enlighten me. Stranger: wanna see it ? =) You: No, thats alright but thank you very much for asking. Stranger: hm ok bye then Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Trevor on April 29, 2011, 05:23:45 AM Sooner or later, we're going to wind up talking to each other. :teddyr:
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on April 29, 2011, 05:25:38 AM I do feel guilty when I occasional talk to a normal person.
:bluesad: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on April 29, 2011, 05:39:24 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: 18 Bi male looking for a horny female , mistress , for a sex chat or msn You: WOW You just came right out and said it, didn't you ? Well, on some level I respect that. Stranger: yeah I guess You: Well, I take my hat off to you sir. I only wish I was so bold. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 29, 2011, 06:00:58 AM Sooner or later, we're going to wind up talking to each other. :teddyr: Yeah, it'll be freakin' hilarious and probably a conversation that will go on and on, and get weirder and weirder... :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: RCMerchant on April 29, 2011, 06:07:31 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: m 24 ind You: f 30 mi Stranger: from? You: Nibog You: I mean Nilbog MI Stranger: okk Stranger: u married? You: Was-but he's gone now Stranger: where he's gone? You: Dead Stranger: ohh .. sory You: Dont be Stranger: u hav any child/ Stranger: ? You: No I killed my husband I drank his blood it was warm Stranger: but why? You: because my own blood is no good its rotton Stranger: so wht r u doing now? You: Im a nurse Stranger: in hosepital? You: No an old folks home lots of blood there Stranger: bye i need some food.. bst of luck../ You: goodbye I love you Stranger: love me ? why You: because I love everyone You: we are all the children of Gorgo Stranger: i think u r a good person? You: No I am not Im bad mebbe evil I dont know my head hurts You: Cthulu loves me Stranger: yes i am but u r more dn me.. You: Gorgo,Mormo,Azorath,R'layh Stranger: u have an account on facebok Stranger: ? You: facebook? what? You: The book of faces? Necromonican? Stranger: its a site Stranger: like omegel You: A site? like stonehenge? Stranger: u dnt know dis site? You: No i dont know-I belong to a movie forum Stranger: okk Stranger: ur name plz? You: Luna Lugosi Stranger: i forgot ask ur name Stranger: nice name luna You: Not my real name I cant tell you Stranger: but why we r friends now? You: I just use that name on line-I got it from old horror movies Stranger: ohh ok You: Gorgo,Mormo,Azorth,Beliah,Rylah Stranger: wht's dis? You: The Old Ones-they want we should drink Stranger: luna .. udidn't ask my name You: I know your name Stranger: wht? You: Mormo Stranger: very funny You: Gorgo? Stranger: so LUNA .. i have a very beautifull friend.. Stranger: she's so butiful Stranger: i luv her You: Her name is Death Stranger: wht u r saying You: Im saying Death is for us all Life and death are all the same there is no right or wrong its all the same Stranger: dear dont say lik that Stranger: enjoy life You: I like pie. I need to have some pie and coffee and get ready for work Stranger: life is soo beautiful Stranger: okk Stranger: dn bye You: Death and life are the same Yin and Yang One cannot exist without the other Its the way it is in and out one big f**k Stranger: nice 2 meet u Stranger: tk care Stranger: b bye You: goodbye praise Cthulu It's amazing how you can lead someone into a bizzare conversation...and they take it in stride! This person was very patient while I was spouting complete nonsense! :buggedout: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on April 29, 2011, 06:08:45 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi! You: dude looking for a dude. Stranger: asl Stranger: dude?? You: yep. :) Wanna have hot dude on dude cyber action ? Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: RCMerchant on April 29, 2011, 06:19:38 AM Stranger: Cock
Stranger: Dick Stranger: Penis You: Sucker Stranger: Diddle Stranger: Willy You: Gorgo Stranger: Meat and two vege Stranger: Turgid mass You: Satan Stranger: Wut? Stranger: Do you call your penis Satan? You: Blood on Satans Claw HAHAHAH!!!!! I love that one! :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Jack on April 29, 2011, 06:24:11 AM You: Im saying Death is for us all Life and death are all the same there is no right or wrong its all the same Stranger: dear dont say lik that Stranger: enjoy life You: I like pie. Classic :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 29, 2011, 06:24:29 AM Stranger: u have an account on facebook Stranger: ? You: facebook? what? You: The book of faces? Necromonican? Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: RCMerchant on April 29, 2011, 06:25:03 AM Stranger: hi
You: Hello Stranger: u m/f?? You: Imma girl Stranger: me male Stranger: ur age,country? You: Say you love satan You: SAY IT! SAY YOU L-O-V-E SATAN!!!! Stranger: whoz that? You: Satan-the ruler. Gorgo,Mormo,Azorth,Cthlulu! Stranger: i love Stranger: now ur age,country? You: You didnt say Satan.... Your conversational partner has disconnected Wow...I gotta stop doing this...! :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 29, 2011, 07:23:04 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hi!! Stranger: who are you? You: I AM THE LORD OF HELLFIRE! AND I BRING YOU... Stranger: what? You: ...Fire Your conversational partner has disconnected Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on April 29, 2011, 07:27:12 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey horny boy here,looking for horny girl...17 uk,i have cam\ You: God will punish your sinful ways Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 29, 2011, 07:34:18 AM I've just spent the last 6mins persuading a very attractive 18year old italian girl that she shouldn't be chasing after married men over the internet.
I don't know what it is, whenever I get the genuine "girls" that seem real sleazy, I turn into some weird online councillor. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on April 29, 2011, 07:37:49 AM Quote It's amazing how you can lead someone into a bizzare conversation...and they take it in stride! This person was very patient while I was spouting complete nonsense! I often find the people from India buy the BS the most. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on April 29, 2011, 07:43:04 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hello :D You: Amen Stranger: f :) 18 Stranger: Brazil Stranger: how about uu? You: You unholy sinful slut Stranger: what's up? :) You: On your knees you third world whore and pray for forgiveness Stranger: ur name? You: Your name thy be Jezebel Stranger: im Mariah Stranger: nice to meet u, You: Let me exorcise those evil lying demons that hide within you Stranger: wanna cam?. Stranger: it wwill be fun You: There will be no fun for you in hell You have disconnected. I noticed too late that it was a spambot :lookingup: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on April 29, 2011, 10:36:35 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hello You: hi You: yes... Is there more ? Stranger: no You: Okay. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: JaseSF on April 29, 2011, 11:45:19 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: Hey there Stranger: how r u You: Pretty good. Snootchie Bootchies! Stranger: okay You: Where are you from? Stranger: India..u? You: Neptune. Stranger: howw r the chicks there? You: Pretty cool...3 breasts every one! Stranger: guys must b having 3 hands then You: Aye! It's great for the invasion... You: We need Earth women to repopulate.. Stranger: they will ruin ur planet Stranger: as they r doin wid earth You: Yeah really now? How so? Stranger: they suck at verything You: Really? So how do you plan to continue your genetic line? Stranger: dats our problem.....we r bound to have them on earth You: Your misogyny makes me ill and angry... Stranger: then get lost You: Your women will prefer us Neptunians! Stranger: talk with neptunians You have disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: JaseSF on April 29, 2011, 11:50:03 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: Hello Stranger: asl plz You: They says I am best Stranger: m/f You: Ah you wants ze info then You: Ah I am man Stranger: f You: Really? I talks to ze female? Stranger: r u interested in sex chat wid me? You: Woooohooo!! A real live ze female, she is ze talking to me... Stranger: age? Stranger: ?? You: I have gigantic manhood You: Ze I am 75, well hung Stranger: i m 65 Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: JaseSF on April 29, 2011, 11:54:42 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi :) You: Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Woo Woo Woo You: I'm Curly, whose is you? Stranger: i am a 19 florida g Stranger: you¿¿¿ You: What's a 19 FloridaG? You: Some type of car? You: Perhaps a jet ski? Stranger: jaja is my sex and my years and mi localitation You: SO you're name is JaJa? Stranger: noooo my name is eva You: Am I talking to JaJa Gabor? You: Ah so you're Eva Gabor? Stranger: noooooo!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on April 29, 2011, 12:50:54 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: heeeey Stranger: heyeeee You: hello Stranger: heeey You: We were attracted to each other at the party, that was obvious. Stranger: i like sex You: Bring the dog, I love animals... I'm a great cook. Stranger: hehhee You: Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan! Stranger: wtf Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on April 29, 2011, 12:59:58 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Hello. I'm Esther from Russia. Who are you? Stranger: m 22 horny You: If I find out that you're lying, I'll cut your hairless little prick off before you even figure out what it's for. Do you understand me? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ugh, I hate to waste good quotes on these idiots :lookingup: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on April 29, 2011, 04:05:03 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: m usa for f for phone sex You: me too Stranger: m o f? You: want to go gay with me ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: RCMerchant on April 29, 2011, 04:28:56 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Thats great :smile:Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi :) You: Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Woo Woo Woo You: I'm Curly, whose is you? Stranger: i am a 19 florida g Stranger: you¿¿¿ You: What's a 19 FloridaG? You: Some type of car? You: Perhaps a jet ski? Stranger: jaja is my sex and my years and mi localitation You: SO you're name is JaJa? Stranger: noooo my name is eva You: Am I talking to JaJa Gabor? You: Ah so you're Eva Gabor? Stranger: noooooo!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: RCMerchant on April 29, 2011, 05:08:49 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: Imma girl Stranger: boy here Stranger: age? You: 30 Stranger: cool Stranger: 30 yr old woman You: Yes.... You: How old are you? Dont lie... Stranger: 21 You: Great-wanna talk dirty? Stranger: sure Stranger: any pic? You: Ok-but first-say you love Satan Stranger: satan? You: Yeah-Satan-alias Gorg,Mormo,Cthulu... Stranger: wats dat? You: It's the Elder Ones goofy names for Satan. Stranger: k,,,,,,i love satan You: Ok...one more test...say "Hammer of the Gods" in an Elvis voice Your conversational partner has disconnected. Heeheeheee...I made him say it... :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Criswell on April 29, 2011, 10:08:54 PM Stranger: h****?
You: oh yes Stranger: m/f? You: whatever you want ;) Stranger: i would prefer the truth You: oh i'm female Stranger: so, what you wanna do You: disconnect Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on April 29, 2011, 10:51:02 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hey You: gimme some hay! Your conversational partner has disconnected. :question: What, I want some hay! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: heyy Your conversational partner has disconnected. :bouncegiggle: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: q You: q You: q You: q You: q You: q You: q You: q You: q You: q You: q You: q You: q You: q You: q You: q Stranger: q You: q You: q Stranger: q You: q Stranger: q Stranger: q Stranger: q You: q Stranger: q You: q You: q Stranger: q You: q Stranger: q Stranger: q Stranger: q You: q You: q You: q You: w You: w You: w You: w Stranger: q Stranger: q Stranger: q Stranger: q Stranger: q Stranger: q Stranger: q Stranger: q Stranger: q You: d'e You: d'g You: 'e Stranger: q You: f'we Stranger: q Stranger: q Stranger: q Stranger: q You: rf'e You: t' You: e' You: e'g You: eg You: e You: ge You: fe You: tr You: y You: t Stranger: q You: h You: tj Stranger: q Stranger: q Stranger: q Stranger: w Stranger: w Stranger: w Stranger: w Stranger: w Stranger: w You: tj You: y You: jh You: tjy You: fs You: df You: wr You: hrsth You: srt You: jh You: tr You: ujy You: usr You: t You: hst You: t You: seth You: thset You: h You: raer You: tq You: rgw You: yjeu You: io8o You: rt You: s You: afgwe You: yj You: uj You: hse You: ther You: jey You: jr You: e You: th You: u You: e7ue You: 63 You: wter You: ger You: t46 You: t You: 68 You: 689 You: hrufgklajfagvjkfvj,sthg You: fnjergherhgskerhglsherfgljshergksjrgurerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Stranger: ww Your conversational partner has disconnected. I was bored. :bouncegiggle: :lookingup: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on April 30, 2011, 09:13:37 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: unicorn You: candycorn Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hi You: Hi, is it true only women bleed Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: I see the figure across the room. Stranger: I approach and ask: Stranger: What is OP? You: Who is the figure? Stranger: You're the figure damnit. Stranger: What is OP? You: Is it your father looking for action again? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hi, 29 m USA here, u? You: Hi 22 F, have you found Jesus? Stranger: Of course Stranger: Church every week You: I've been looking for that mother f**ker for two months. Dat b***h owes me money You: If he don't pay up I'm going to gank his azz Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on April 30, 2011, 09:25:10 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: be my hot mom? You: sure :) Stranger: good cause ive got a problem mom You: whats your problem ? Stranger: well i want to f**k you You: you're not supposed to feel that way towards your mother. Stranger: im sorry mom...your just so damn hot You: Do you like my legs ? Stranger: yes mom You: Any other arts you like ? You: *parts Stranger: i like your butt and tits... You: Thats very kind of you, honey. Stranger: so...can we f**k mom? You: Pssttt... I'm a dude. ;) Stranger: damn Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on April 30, 2011, 09:28:41 PM Don't read below if you're easily offended...its very much NSFW too.
Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: I'm a horny 75F You: Looking for some 20 year old poontang You: When I have my teeth in people tell me I'm pretty hot Stranger: Do you like girlss You: At this point dear, I'll take anything Stranger: Make w, Stranger: Make me wet You: I'd like to gum your entire body Stranger: more You: And then you and I would share a Metamucil Stranger: YOU MAKE ME WET You: Then I'd crap my pants and we'd go to bed at 7:30 after Wheel Of Fortune Stranger: AAAAAAHH IM COMMING You: Don't scream too loud deary, my heart won't handle it Stranger: !,I'm soaked You: So am I but for me its urine Stranger: Can I lick ig You: Only if you give me a sponge bath later Stranger: Then ill lick prune juicee of your p***y You: oooh honey , I haven't been talked to like that since 1953! You: tell me you'd eat prunes off my nipples! Stranger: Ill suck them You: What the prunes or my nipples? Stranger: Both You: My nipples are near my kneecaps though Stranger: your not making me wwet anymore bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on April 30, 2011, 09:33:54 PM Yikes. ^
:buggedout: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on April 30, 2011, 09:36:05 PM Yikes. ^ That person was a good sport though. I thought it was one of you guys. :bouncegiggle::buggedout: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on April 30, 2011, 09:38:02 PM Yikes. ^ That person was a good sport though. I thought it was one of you guys. :bouncegiggle::buggedout: It the sucking of the prunes and nipples that makes me laugh ! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on April 30, 2011, 09:41:03 PM Yikes. ^ That person was a good sport though. I thought it was one of you guys. :bouncegiggle::buggedout: It the sucking of the prunes and nipples that makes me laugh ! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Paquita on May 01, 2011, 11:04:24 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hi Stranger: Hey, m or f? I'm m You: I'm a guy, but I wear a bra sometimes Stranger: Lol. Ok. Can I ask u something personal? You: I'm an open book Stranger: Ok cool. I'm goin through puberty and I can't ask my dad or friends. But idk if I'm normal size, how big is your cock? And I'm not gay and I'm being for real. You: I've never measured it You: but it's slightly bigger than my hen Stranger: Really? Would u? I need to know. You: Let me just eyeball it Stranger: Lol I meant ur penis. You: OH! My mistake You: how embarrassing Stranger: Ya, lol it's ok... But idk if I'm average, how big is urs? You: About half the size of my cock Stranger: Inches please. You: Slightly bigger than half a hen You: Perhaps 2 chicks Stranger: Really, come on. I'm not kidding! You: I don't have a ruler, I'm just surrounded by chickens You: Well and this huge cock Stranger: Wow. Use never measured ur pecker? You: The peckers are small You: It would be so hard to measure them You: They move so much Stranger: I meant ur penis, how long is ur penis. I'm not kidding at all! You: I am not kidding either anymore You: It's bigger than the hen You: I don't want to brag Stranger: Just say it! Dang You: Ok You: I have sex with chickens You: Don't judge me Stranger: Wow, ok.. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on May 01, 2011, 11:50:36 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hi. what is the capital of your country? Stranger: dunno You: Dunno? You: where is that? on mars? Your conversational partner has disconnected. :lookingup: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Psycho Circus on May 01, 2011, 12:07:18 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hi, what's your name? You: Hi my name is Rat-tailed Jimmy Stranger: Hey, really? You: But my friends call me Dr. Feelgood Stranger: ASL? You: I'm a second hand hood that deals out in Hollywood You: I've got a '65 chevy, primed in flames, I'd trade it for some powdered goods Stranger: I'm 22 Bi female, you horny? You: Sure, let me be your frankenstein Stranger: Okay! Stranger: Wanna have some fun then on camera? You: I'm a two time loser running out of juice Stranger: I don't understand You: I've got one thing you'll understand... Stranger: what You: I'm not what you'd call a glamorous man Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on May 01, 2011, 03:23:04 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: male 26 You: yooooooooooooooooooo gabba gabba! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: RCMerchant on May 01, 2011, 04:45:01 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hi Stranger: Hey, m or f? I'm m You: I'm a guy, but I wear a bra sometimes Stranger: Lol. Ok. Can I ask u something personal? You: I'm an open book Stranger: Ok cool. I'm goin through puberty and I can't ask my dad or friends. But idk if I'm normal size, how big is your cock? And I'm not gay and I'm being for real. You: I've never measured it You: but it's slightly bigger than my hen Stranger: Really? Would u? I need to know. You: Let me just eyeball it Stranger: Lol I meant ur penis. You: OH! My mistake You: how embarrassing Stranger: Ya, lol it's ok... But idk if I'm average, how big is urs? You: About half the size of my cock Stranger: Inches please. You: Slightly bigger than half a hen You: Perhaps 2 chicks Stranger: Really, come on. I'm not kidding! You: I don't have a ruler, I'm just surrounded by chickens You: Well and this huge cock Stranger: Wow. Use never measured ur pecker? You: The peckers are small You: It would be so hard to measure them You: They move so much Stranger: I meant ur penis, how long is ur penis. I'm not kidding at all! You: I am not kidding either anymore You: It's bigger than the hen You: I don't want to brag Stranger: Just say it! Dang You: Ok You: I have sex with chickens You: Don't judge me Stranger: Wow, ok.. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Wow. I t dosent get any better than that. :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on May 01, 2011, 05:28:26 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Ask me 5 questions, go! ( 23 / Male / London ) Stranger: show me your boobesams You: No Stranger: yes Stranger: i wanna see ur boobeesams Stranger: i wanna see uur boobeesams!!! You: Male ! (I'm dealing with a moron here....) Stranger: SHOW ME UR BOBEESAMS NAO! You: no Stranger: RIGHT NAO Stranger: DO EET! Stranger: you f**ker! Your conversational partner has disconnected Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: ghouck on May 01, 2011, 05:45:32 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hi Stranger: Hey, m or f? I'm m You: I'm a guy, but I wear a bra sometimes Stranger: Lol. Ok. Can I ask u something personal? You: I'm an open book Stranger: Ok cool. I'm goin through puberty and I can't ask my dad or friends. But idk if I'm normal size, how big is your cock? And I'm not gay and I'm being for real. You: I've never measured it You: but it's slightly bigger than my hen Stranger: Really? Would u? I need to know. You: Let me just eyeball it Stranger: Lol I meant ur penis. You: OH! My mistake You: how embarrassing Stranger: Ya, lol it's ok... But idk if I'm average, how big is urs? You: About half the size of my cock Stranger: Inches please. You: Slightly bigger than half a hen You: Perhaps 2 chicks Stranger: Really, come on. I'm not kidding! You: I don't have a ruler, I'm just surrounded by chickens You: Well and this huge cock Stranger: Wow. Use never measured ur pecker? You: The peckers are small You: It would be so hard to measure them You: They move so much Stranger: I meant ur penis, how long is ur penis. I'm not kidding at all! You: I am not kidding either anymore You: It's bigger than the hen You: I don't want to brag Stranger: Just say it! Dang You: Ok You: I have sex with chickens You: Don't judge me Stranger: Wow, ok.. Your conversational partner has disconnected. I read all that and laughed, but was totally stunned when I saw who wrote it. This reminds me of scambaiting. There's a subtle art to messing with someone without driving them away too soon. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: ghouck on May 01, 2011, 06:37:38 PM Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: hllo You: asl You: ? You: ...... You: ......ok Stranger: 19 f brazil Stranger: u? You: 21 m alaska Stranger: :O Stranger: it's cold there You: yes, it is You: but no snakes. . . You: and no nude beaches Stranger: hahahahaha Stranger: neither here You: no? i thought there were Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: no Stranger: brazil isn't just amazonia You: i meant nude beaches. . . Stranger: there a few Stranger: there are a * You: I'd like to go to one some day, but I'm deformed Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: how? You: I'm missing almost half my body, no left arm or leg Stranger: :O You: and my left ear is partially gone Stranger: why? You: skateboarding accident Stranger: wow Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on May 01, 2011, 09:00:21 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: im a horny girl looking for a horny guy to role play with where im a sex slave ;) You: ok u ready? First mop my floor b***h You: second make me dinner You: thirdly clean the toilet You: then when thats done go wax my mother f**kin car You: the godamn kids are crying woman, tend to the youngins You: what da fuk u waiting for whore Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: you ever f**k an Irishman You: yes but he passed out during the act Stranger: lol well how'd you like to sext one today? You: nah, he'd pass out during the act Stranger: haha You: are you an Irishman? You: I see you're not passed out yet so I doubt it Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on May 01, 2011, 09:21:04 PM Side note, I ran into two people today that I swear were BM.org forum members. Maybe we need a secret code to verify each other. :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on May 01, 2011, 09:44:39 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: maddie? You: yes Stranger: really?! You: no lying, its me! Stranger: reallllly?!?! You: totally! ask me and I'll prove it! Stranger: whats my name Stranger: ? You: Your real name or the one I call you during our cuddle time? Stranger: nope. its not you. go f**k a cow. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on May 07, 2011, 04:48:49 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: male looking for female with photos You: Try again. lol Stranger: lol ok Stranger: what up? You: Kinda ruined the moment there, dude Stranger: guess so Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on May 07, 2011, 04:58:52 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hi Stranger: If You join free. You can add my id(surakasa) 3536542 Follow link:http://www.omegledesktop.com You: FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on May 07, 2011, 08:19:11 PM It's EPIC Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: I'm only looking for pervy chicks. And you're not one. Sorry. Stranger: It's not your fault, its just the way I am. D: You: LOL epic ! You: It is kinda my fault. lol Stranger: don't laugh at my insecuritys You: I won't. I bet you're a gem You: So how are you, fella ? Stranger: now your making me out to be a object D: You: Well, no. Not anymore Stranger: but you admit that you were You: Well, yes. I do admit that. Stranger: Good, that is step one. You: whats step two ? Stranger: Mind your head, there is no actual step two, the house is pretty low down. You: Why am I going into this house ? Stranger: Say, do you like candy? You: I LOVE candy ? There wouldn't be lots of it at the bottom of the oven, would there ? Stranger: What no no, I was hoping you had some. You: You want my candy ? Stranger: Yes, yes this is a stickup. You: I'm being robbed ! Stranger: I should help you, but im the one robbing you. Stranger: *throws self out of house over the singular step You: Why ? Why would you be this cruel ? You: *jumps up and down for attention* Stranger: i wouldnt do that Stranger: the floors are trap doors You: What sort of death trap is this place !!1 Stranger: a candyless one Stranger: until.. now! Stranger: we will kidnap all visitors and take their candys until we have enough to make a house of candy to kidnap more visitors then eat them! You: Nooooo! Give that back ! You: Who is this 'we' ? Are there otheres in your gang / Stranger: ahahaha *dramtic lightning* You: *runs screaming into the woods* Stranger: the woods cant save you now! for you see... the trees are made of wood! You: WOOD ! My only weakness! How did you know ? Stranger: it was in the manual, for you are one of our candy creations! You: I am not a creation ! I am my own person ! Stranger: thats what your mother told you You: Dad ? Dad.... is that you ? Stranger: no dont be silly that would be too predictable, but i did kill him as you were meant to believe. You: You murded him ? You bastard ! I shall avenge him ! Stranger: kill him?! noo i meant i killed him a dinner once and it was horribly cooked. You: I remember that dinner ! We had chicken. Stranger: fun memories <3 You: Do you remember when auntie Lyn came round with dessert ? Stranger: and she fell and tripped and it looked like she was bleeding, but it was just the frosting. You: YES ! Man, you had to drive her to hospital for hours and you were so angry when the doctor just licked the blood off. It was actually kinda gross Stranger: and he just wouldnt stop licking! You: Eeewww... Yeah. I'm not sure he still works at that hospital. Stranger: come to think of it, i dont think it was even a hospital You: Do hospital have drive thus ? I do remember you being drunk at the time ? Stranger: I dont recall, i just remember waking up with frosting around my mouth.. You: Aunite Lyn put her leg in your mouth ? Thas so not cool :( Stranger: i spit in the face of people who dont want to be cool You: Ahh.... So thats why you did what you did on my birthday Stranger: what didnt i do on that day You: Its what you DID do... Stranger: i still say it was my finest hour You: You're a sick, sick man Stranger: thats why we went to the hospital that didnt exist You: I KNEW you were up to something! Stranger: s**t my cover is blown! *throws branch at you Stranger: muahaha You: *knocks branch out of the way* I'll get you ! Stranger: *scene missing You: *digitally remasterd* Stranger: im so very glad we found out that auntie Lyn had us brainwashed just in time to save the universe. You: WAe were born to be kings You: *We Stranger: ROLL LE CREDITS Stranger: Stranger #1 played by Stranger #1 You: You played by You Stranger: we would all like to thank omegle for making this possible You: We would aslo like to thank the internet for making our dream come true Stranger: and anyone born during the length of this film You: We would also like to thank our friends and family. Stranger: and their friends and familys You: And also anyone in the gene pool Stranger: we would like to thank The Beatles, Mr.T and Alfie. You: All the cast of Happy Days Stranger: my cat tim You: I would like to thank the weather for allowing such performances. Stranger: and not disconnecting the internet Stranger: DOOMING US ALL You: beacuse as we all know, that spell disaster of Grease 2 preportions! *polite laughter* Stranger: Godfather III was the best film of all times. You: And look what happened to Sofia Coppolas careers after ! Stranger: he died D: You: It was to Francis's shock that his daughter was a HE Stranger: I also am fond of Marmite You: He's our assoicate producer, folks ! Stranger: and dont nobody forget You: the one who brought us all together Stranger: where yal from You: Where are they from ? I didn't invite them. I thought they came with you ? Stranger: they did, but they dont respond to me You: They don't... They don;t like you very much, do they ? Stranger: not since i killed them :/ Stranger: they must be shy, or fearful of me Stranger: or dead You: Death is often a side affect of killing Stranger: you are saying, when i kill people they die?! Stranger: i thourght they were different things D: You: Ah... So thats where you've been going wrong all these years Stranger: wondered why the parrot dosnt speak much Stranger: then i realised Stranger: i dont have a parrot Stranger: oh the shame You: Actually, the parrot hass been dead for a while Stranger: it is a deceased parrot You: And we'd like to thank John Cleese... Stranger: *round of clapping of hands You: And Jamie Lee Curtis who we had beacuse she took her top off in Trading Places and it was great Stranger: i hope you say your prays and eat your vitamins brother You: It what keeps me perky Stranger: oft You: oft indeed. Stranger: oft indeed indeed! You: So we agree to okt Stranger: your dead to me Stranger: like my... parrot D: Stranger: steve are you there steve? You: I'm here, gary Stranger: my god! how did you guess that wasnt my name?! You: Is not ? I'm so relieved, for a second I thought it was Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on May 07, 2011, 09:31:49 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: You can ask me one question and I will answer truthfully. You: Ok, what is the largest animal on the earth You: aside your mom Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on May 07, 2011, 09:46:40 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hey You: WHO did it?! You: was it you?! Stranger: I did Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: damn Stranger: Hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi You: Never shall I say hi.....ohh wait Stranger: hahahaha! You: 50 year old pedophile speaking. You: Is it you, Doggett?! Stranger: no! its that 50 year old over there! Stranger: lol Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Psycho Circus on May 08, 2011, 05:57:27 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: I'm the instigator of the new generation, the official inseminator of the female population Stranger: Hi, so very pleased to meet you Stranger: Do you take drugs? You: I scoff at my rivals cause they ain't cool, I rewrote the bible and made my own rules Stranger: Hey, f**k rules Stranger: Please tell me, are you a girl? You: I'm Captain Hi-Top, the love commander, the ego star forever after Stranger: What on earth does that mean? You: Hide your mom, control your sister Stranger: Leave moms an sisters out of it please! Stranger: Are you some kind of lesbian? You: I slid the beast to Farah saying baby, baby, baby Stranger: You're a man I guess eh? Stranger: I'm Captain Hi-Top, the love commander Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on May 09, 2011, 08:59:08 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: what kind of underwear are u wearing? You: blue You: boxers Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on May 09, 2011, 09:50:07 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: hello what are you wearing Stranger: jean, tye dye shirt, combat boot Stranger: you You: a banana peel You: and your mother's socks Stranger: lol Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on May 09, 2011, 09:52:55 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hi You: hi what are you wearing Stranger: no shirt and shorts You: thats odd, i'm wearing a shirt and no shorts Stranger: what are you doing with your shorts off You: right now, trying to find my shorts Stranger: Why were they off? You: I had an itch Stranger: ohhhh Stranger: So whats your name You: do you have any antifungal cream I could borrow? Stranger: I dont think I do You: My name is Bartholomew Stranger: So you have a penis You: no, my parents had a sense of humor Stranger: What? You: I have labia but a man's name Stranger: Could you translate that You: Yo soy un chica muy guapa Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on May 09, 2011, 09:55:54 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: DAD I TOLD YOU TO GET OFF OMEGLE IT'S SO EMBARRASSING You: well my offspring, I gotta bang someone else than your mother Stranger: oh..... okay- be safe Stranger: birth control condoms toys You: that b***h's cooter has more hair on it than Circus's head Stranger: how awful You: Doggett likes his women like that I heard so I maybe I can hook the twat up with him Stranger: hahahahhahaa omfg Stranger: maybe they'll be happily ever after Stranger: maybe not Stranger: you never know Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on May 09, 2011, 10:10:45 PM You: Doggett likes his women like that I heard so I maybe I can hook the twat up with him Nice. Charming. :wink: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on May 09, 2011, 11:36:42 PM ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: i am awesome You: I am the one they called the b***h of death, the only person who can redefine logic and coeherences. I am...the transvestite Succubus! Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: I love dead bodies soo much, I just got to have sex with them, every day! isn't that great?! Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: [This user is a registered sex offender. Omegle is required to include this message when this user has sent you a message. Please do not give any details to this user.] hey wassup? You: I ain't normal Stranger: neither am i You: I love to have sex with dead children Stranger: me too! You: both male and female Stranger: what a coincidence! You: espicially the ones from hell Stranger: I haven't been entirely honest with you Stranger: The truth is, I'm Chris Hanson with dateline NBC, and your conversation has been recorded Stranger: The police are coming to your house right now Stranger: And you'll be buttraped in prison You: yeah, but who believes in honesty anymore? it's all just a big fat lie. Stranger: true, I prefer lulz You: but then who doesn't Stranger: newt gingrich? You: Torgo> Stranger: lol well this has been fun but there's other less computer-savvy people to troll. Happy hunting! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on May 10, 2011, 11:58:29 AM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: f 22 into scat wants to talk "s**t" You: scat music ? Stranger: no You: oh. lol Whats scat for you then ? Stranger: poo , p**s and all fun You: oh. You like that sort of thing ? Stranger: yup You: Don'nt you find it a little gross ? Stranger: it was , but i got to like it You: I'm not sure liking it is a healthy thing. You may want to go back to not liking it. lol Stranger: its ok , i get shots and clean up thoroughly You: Oh, man, thats sooooooooo gross. Why don't you read more ? Reading is goog Stranger: nah Stranger: not for me lol Your conversational partner has disconnected. :bluesad: :bluesad: :bluesad: Eeeeewww..... Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on May 10, 2011, 12:23:57 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hi. Im Sam. What's your name? :D You: Sam I Am? I do not like green eggs and ham :( Stranger: Kbye. You: rofl the real Sam was more persistent Your conversational partner has disconnected. :lookingup: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on May 10, 2011, 12:43:25 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: asl... You: is this real life? Stranger: only a dream............ You: a nightmare full of "asl" Stranger: no....i want know... You: Your Mom: "How was school today?" You: "asl?" Stranger: fy Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Doggett on May 10, 2011, 02:29:53 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: male horny You: I'm a male and I'm REALLY horny Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: claws on May 19, 2011, 01:45:05 PM A very Heathers lunch poll:
You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do? Quote Stranger: sit and wait ---- Stranger: arre woman ---- Stranger: Thinking about it when I have time, which is not now but tomorrow. ---- Stranger: i don t know i don t even know what you are talking about ---- Stranger: burn it to stay warm because i live in canada haha ---- Stranger: buy s**t to f**k the hell outta them aliens :3 You: like what? Stranger: idunno guns rockets ninjas ---- Stranger: NO ALIENS CAN DEFEAT US! ---- Stranger: fly to my x gf ---- Stranger: go buy f**kloads of food You: why? Stranger: i'm a fatty ---- Stranger: Hmm, convert it into pounds, and go to alton towers. ---- Stranger: buy a bugatti veyron Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on May 19, 2011, 02:38:11 PM ^Buy a Veyron? Buy a Veyron?! What's wrong with these people?!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/41/Bugatti_Veyron_-_BCN_motorshow_2009.JPG/800px-Bugatti_Veyron_-_BCN_motorshow_2009.JPG) I would rather have either these three: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Koenigsegg_CCX_parked.jpg) (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/1996_McLaren_F1.jpg/684px-1996_McLaren_F1.jpg) (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cf/Noble_m600_Goodwood_festival_of_speed_2010.jpg/800px-Noble_m600_Goodwood_festival_of_speed_2010.jpg) Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on May 19, 2011, 10:11:01 PM Quote Stranger: hi You: hi You: do you have the time? Stranger: for what? You: to listen to me whine Stranger: nope Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on May 19, 2011, 10:21:35 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hi what are your ass measurements? Stranger: say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!? You: Seriously, Im designing an undie line based on Trevor's likes and want to see what the common folk wear You: and what size i should make them Stranger: no idea Stranger: do people do that? You: yes, lets start at the top of the crack Stranger: ha You: measure down to wear the sweat gathers Stranger: ewwwwwwwww Stranger: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Stranger: w You: don't mind the toilet paper hanging out of your ass crack You: its been there since noon Stranger: stop Stranger: stop Stranger: stop Stranger: stop You: no You: then I'll have you measure across Stranger: that is trbl Stranger: t-r-b-l terrible You: come on man I need these measurements for my undies line Stranger: ha You: if you aren't going to give them disconnect Stranger: you first. Just who the hell do you think I am?! You: a person that is insecure with their ass measurements You: Trevor needs this info Stranger: Gurren Laggan You: you don't know how important it is i get it Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on May 19, 2011, 10:25:59 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hello I'm looking for ass measurments for a South African underwear line You: could you give me yours Stranger: HI Stranger: SORRY,I’m Chinese You: I need you to measure using a tape measure from all points You: Oh, s**t...you guys dont have asses do you You: I'm afraid you just wont do You: do you have a friend nearby with a larger ass Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on May 19, 2011, 10:29:05 PM Quote You: hello :drink:You: I'm from the Moses Underwear company Stranger: wow Stranger: is amazing You: you undoubtedly have a small penis correct? Stranger: no Stranger: i have a bigest You: yes, for a two year old Stranger: no Stranger: im 10 m You: but getting back on track...how can we make a pair of underwear to comfortably fit your twig like penis Stranger: you so freak Stranger: i said Stranger: not two Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: Greetings friend, I'm from the Moses Underwear company of South Africa Stranger: asl You: Does your crotch smell? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hi. You: Hi there! I work for the Moses Underwear company of South Africa! Stranger: Neat. You: May I ask a few questions of you my friend? Stranger: I have enough underwear. You: Oh but not the Trevor line! You: We offer undies that will conceal even the most rancid of flatus! Stranger: LOL Stranger: Keep on trollin', stranger Stranger: ~♥ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Trevor on May 20, 2011, 02:22:49 AM Quote You: hello :drink:You: I'm from the Moses Underwear company :smile: Stranger: wow Stranger: is amazing You: you undoubtedly have a small penis correct? Stranger: no Stranger: i have a bigest You: yes, for a two year old Stranger: no Stranger: im 10 m You: but getting back on track...how can we make a pair of underwear to comfortably fit your twig like penis :buggedout: Stranger: you so freak :twirl: Stranger: i said Stranger: not two Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: Greetings friend, I'm from the Moses Underwear company of South Africa :teddyr: :teddyr: Stranger: asl You: Does your crotch smell? :buggedout: Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hi. You: Hi there! I work for the Moses Underwear company of South Africa! :bouncegiggle: Stranger: Neat. You: May I ask a few questions of you my friend? Stranger: I have enough underwear. :tongueout: You: Oh but not the Trevor line! :buggedout: You: We offer undies that will conceal even the most rancid of flatus! :buggedout: :teddyr: Stranger: LOL Stranger: Keep on trollin', stranger Stranger: ~♥ Your conversational partner has disconnected. :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: I guess that particular company has a range of Burning Bush undies. :thumbup: :wink: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on May 20, 2011, 07:31:39 AM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hello. Im 19 m, russia. And you? You: 6 years old next day! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Stranger: Hi :bouncegiggle:You: I'm an underwear model! Stranger: You a guy? Stranger: or a girl? You: take your pick' Stranger: Guy You: wrong!!! Stranger: So you are a girl You: 20 F Stranger: 18 f You: tell me, what kind of underwear? Stranger: tback Stranger: Thongs You: I'm the South African Underwear Stranger: what's that You: I'm part of the Trevor Moses Skidmarks Underwear Company Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey, whats up You: What time is it? Stranger: 830 You: to answer your question, the ceiling is up! Stranger: is your cock up too? You: I have a vagina! Stranger: grosssssss Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: JaseSF on May 20, 2011, 07:05:08 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: horny f? You: Ho Ho Ho You: Are you a Good Boy or Girl? Stranger: perv Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: gay 17 male usa lookin for fun ;) You: Silver Bells You: Silver Bells You: It's Christmas time again You: ...in the city... You: Make them sing...ring a ding... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hiya You: Hey there Stranger: How're you? You: Pretty dang fine I'd say You: How are you today? Stranger: I'm doing well. :) You: Is it nice there? You: The weather that is... Stranger: It's blue skys and rather warm Stranger: skies* You: Sounds lovely like a maiden in spring Stranger: It's a bit warm for my liking. Stranger: I'm more of a winter person. You: Yeah you like it cold so your nibbles become erect? You: nipples I meant Stranger: That's awkward You: Yeah really...anyways I don't like shovelling snow... You: But there's something appealing about a lost horizon......... Stranger: Yeah. Stranger: I enjoy the cold weather. Stranger: It's more fun to snuggle in a blanket in the cold then to sit by a fan inthe heat. You: Yeah I suppose that's true...getting all sweaty and drippy and sticky...and swollen with excitment... You: excitement.. Stranger: .... derp You: Uh? Stranger: Pervert? You: Down the long road of life we must enouncter many differences between us. Stranger: true. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: heyy im an alien You: Really me too!! You: But I do like these silky soft human frilly lingerie items.. Stranger: my name is roger smith! You: So soft, satiny smooth to my skin Stranger: haha jk my You: But nothng as soothing as an angora sweater... Stranger: name is sexi You: nothing I meant to say Stranger: whats your name Stranger: ??????????????? You: Hmm you sure it's isn't Bull? You: You remind me of a Bull Stranger: no Stranger: are you aa real alien You: Perhaps Darksider then.. You: Or is this the D-Man? You: Alien, of course I am Stranger: im 2,666,888 Stranger: yrs old You: Yeah really, is that your age... You: Wow, you're a super old dude You: Me I'm -143 in Nebula years Stranger: yup where im from its like 10 in human yrs You: Hmm and I thought I was young at the equivalent of 15 in human years You: Humans are so silly but Ed Wood movies are true masterpieces of the first kind... Stranger: i do not think that you are an alien You: No, maybe I'm not maybe I'm really from another dimension in space and time...maybe I'm trapped inside a box waiting to get out in order to bring about doomsday... You: Do you want to be in this box with me? Stranger: when is this you so call doomsay and for what reason You: Doom says "Vote Doctor Doom...It's the only choice" You: You know the voices from beyond ring true in thine ears... Stranger: what year were you born in? You: The year of the Soylent Green... Stranger: i was born quite a while ago Stranger: cool You: You're a BMer are you not? Stranger: i was one of the colonists who went to JamesTown in 1606 but arrived in 1607 Stranger: i was Samuel Collier You: Ya don't say... You: Is this a certain CC? Stranger: truly honestly with all my heart Stranger: NO BUT HONESTLY ARE YOU AN ALIEN You: Am I conversing with the Galaxy being? You: I sent the message...was it received... You: Wheaties and Oreos for me.. Stranger: WHAT THE HELL Stranger: YOUR NOT AN ALIEN IT \S OBVIOUS Stranger: :) CAUGHT YA Stranger: speechless eh Stranger: i figurred Your conversational partner has disconnected. Now that last one was super cool (which one of you on here was this?) Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on May 20, 2011, 08:46:32 PM sorry, wasn't me Jase. :twirl:
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Psycho Circus on May 21, 2011, 04:53:21 AM Not me either. I've noticed that we all seem to start our sentences with capital letters most of the time and that we spell out words fully. Whereas, our usual Omegle fodder don't.
Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: RCMerchant on May 21, 2011, 07:50:00 AM Ok...this was going well...but I felt bad about f**king with the guy and blew my cover. On purpose. He was nice about it.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey Stranger: where you from? You: Hey is for horses! Stranger: lol You: Michigan! Stranger: ok! Stranger: how are you! You: Imma girl! You? Stranger: im a guy! Stranger: how old are you? You: Gee-that works out well! God-in his infine insanity has made us with connecting parts. Stranger: haha Stranger: wow You: But what he didnt plan on was our deep rotted hatred of one another-so that we really just wanna murder each other-f**king being a smbol of that. Stranger: i dont hate you, yet You: OH-I dont hate anyone-Im just a Psychology major. Stranger: i see Stranger: how far along are you? You: Pretty far. I think Im around the bend. I have major issues Stranger: ok how far along are you with your major Stranger: lol Stranger: 1 year, 2, maybe 3? Stranger: idk You: OH! ah...its Major Matt Mason. He's in the Space Patrol. Stranger: ...ok Stranger: i see, so w/e i say you aren't going to give an actual answer You: Im not in collage. Im on welfare. I live on the street....im at the library. Stranger: are serious? Stranger: u* You: Yes. I get bored-so I talk to people here...I dont know whats wrong with me. Stranger: what do you do for food Stranger: shelter Stranger: money? You: I eat garbage. You: I live with Charlie sometimes Stranger: ok Stranger: im not going to ask who charlie is You: Charlie is One. Stranger: who is two... You: Squeaky is 2. Sandra is 3. Stranger: ummm why do they have numbers as names You: Because Charlie gave them that name. Thats not there real names. Squeky Fromme. Sandra Good. Charles Manson. Stranger: didnt charlie manson eat people? Stranger: or maybe im confused with someone else You: NO! thats crazy! He never ate anybody! LOL! You: He likes pie! Stranger: haha Stranger: who the hell ate people then Stranger: i gotta google it You: I think the Dahmer guy ate people-maybe King Kong or Godzilla... Stranger: oh yeah Stranger: jeffrey dahmer You: Charlie is Love. Stranger: it think an educated person, someone who went to college would know that You: I do know that. Dahmer ate people. So did Albert Fish. and cannibals in New Zealand 100 years ago. Stranger: so you are in college? Stranger: majoring in psycology You: No. Im not. Im f**king homless. I dont really LIVE with Charlie-just in my heart. Stranger: ur not homeless Stranger: how old r u You: 30. Stranger: 30 year old homeless woman in a library on omegle? You: I sleep in a dam Salvation Army box at night. I collect pop bottles for booze money. You: What else should I do? Go to a disco? Stranger: i doubt more than twenty 30 year old in all of the us know about omegle Stranger: olds* You: Really? You think that homless people have always been this way? You think were idiots? Were people just like you...just bad luck. Stranger: u arent homeless You: ReallY? what are you? some punk teenager who wouldnt know hard life unless it bit him in the ass? Stranger: grammar and punctuation are way to good and consistent, you're using capital letter at the beginning of each sentence Stranger: why would a homeless person put that much effort into chatting You: Because I am intelligent. Just because Im homless doesnt mean Im retarded. Stranger: why dont you use your intelligence to get a career and not be homeless You: Because I live in Buttf**k Michigan. THERE ARE NO JOBS. I had a job once. I had a house. I had a family. Stranger: how much can rent be in michigan, not as much as where i live i know that Stranger: go room up with someone You: It could be 2 f**king dollars a dam day,and I couldnt pay it short of selling my ass. You: And I wont sell my ass! I will kill f**king Pigs! ALL the rich piggies! HELTER SKELTOR!!!! Stranger: wtf Stranger: why are you so into charlie manson Stranger: lol You: And Nixon-he points his bloody finger-and he says were guilty! Hes Guilty! Stranger: are you a crazy homeless person? You: Because Charlie was a Father to the homless-and he killed the rich pigs. Stranger: ok You: Im not crazy. The world is crazy. Im sane. Im with One You: Except Bela Lugosi. He's cool. And Pam Grier. And Charles Fort. And Ed Wood. Stranger: what do you think about the world suppose to be ending today? You: Yeah-sure. And people think IM crazy!LOL! Stranger: haha ur on /b/ You: Im on what? Whats that mean? Stranger: dont play dumb You: I dont know the computer slang Stranger: ur confusing as hell You: Im not playing dumb...thats why I use full words...using computer slang is lazy. Stranger: i only use full words when im typing an essay Stranger: other than that i dont even bother looking over what i type Stranger: stop being homeless! You: An essay? Aboutt what? Trolling for sex on computer chat? Stranger: oh yeahhhhh nooo computer slang huh? Stranger: whats a troll? You: A troll is a ugly motherf**ker who lives under a bridge and f**ks with goats. Stranger: yeahhh w/e Stranger: im not gonna get trolled, by a candy-ass You: Really? You just were. Im a guy. Im not homeless. Im f**king with people for jollys. Stranger: just by you using 'trolling" i already knew you werent 30, werent a woman, and not homeless Stranger: u almost got me though You: Yer a smart guy. Sorry to f**k with you. But I couldnt resist. Have a good Doomsday-lol! Stranger: ok you too, world is suppose to end around dinner time tonight Stranger: see ya in hell You: I hope not! Im having chicken and cole slaw tonite! Stranger: lol Stranger: how old are you really? You: Bye-be well! You: Im really 48-I work Im a part ime cartoonist for the local paper-Im a BAD movie fan. And I really was married twice. I have 5 kids. Ones in Afghanistan. Stranger: are you being serious this time? You: Yes. Really. I work in a factory full time. My name is RCMerchant. Google my name-you'll find my artwork. Im a member of the BAD MOVIES.ORG forum. Stranger: R. C. Merchant Company is a Manufacturers Representative of Electronic Components............... Stranger: ok im bored or trolling, im going to go finish portal 2 You: No-justRCMerchant...no space... gee...go to BADMOVIES.ORG...go to the forum...Im there...look on yahoo image search-RCMerchant. You: Or on Fliker. Stranger: thats all ur artwork You: Yes. I draw monsters and nekkid women. Im a big monster movie fan Stranger: this one? Stranger: http://www.flickr.com/photos/rcmerchant/2465120468/ Stranger: do you sell them? You: Yes-thats me. Stranger: how much do you make off doing this? You: Sure. But I need to get a new printer. My hp isnt compatible with the e machine. You: Not much. I live in the boonies in Michigan...not a big market for my kinda stuff...and it's hard to relocate. My wife died of cancer...I really did lose my house. And I still have a 16 year old son living with me. Stranger: o wow Stranger: well if you're not trolling then sorry about that Stranger: my girl friends mom just died of breast cancer a few weeks ago You: Nah...I was just goofing around. Sorry. Stranger: lol ass You: NO! Not about the cancer-I was goofing about the Manson stuff. My wife died of cancer in2008. Her name was Tara Sue. Stranger: oh ok You: She was an artist too. An oil painter. And she had an antique shop. Stranger: cancer sucks, comes out of no where You: I kinda lost it when she died. We live in a low rent apartment building in Lawton,Michigan. You: It did too. She had hepatitis first...then she got the cancer. She died Christmas Eve,2008. She was 46. Stranger: that suckkks on christmas eve? Stranger: damn Stranger: well i guess she was with the family right? everyone is usually together on xmas eve? You: Yeah. I miss her. f**k it. I gotta go....nice taliking to you. Hey! You should check out the BadMovies forum. Lotsa nice folks. Stranger: ok Stranger: nice talking with you Stranger: bye bye You: Thanks. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on May 21, 2011, 11:41:02 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Vote for Pedro Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Weirdo Speaking Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Hello, anyone there? Stranger: hi m / f? You: Are you a perv? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ^at least I got somewhere. :lookingup: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey asl/ Stranger: ? You: ...... WHAT THE F? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: I need your measurements for a new underwear. Stranger: wat type ;) You: Any type Stranger: ohh 28cm Your conversational partner has disconnected You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: I work for the South African Underwear Company, got any measurements? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on July 26, 2011, 09:06:54 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: guy looking to swap pics with girls with cellphone? You: s**t...I just broke my phone today You: I was waiting for a guy like you too Stranger: we can do it by email You: My email isn't working either, I forgot my password Stranger: tinypic You: Can I come over? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on July 26, 2011, 09:15:45 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Taylor from Alaska? You: Yes Stranger: Really? You: Ask me a question I'll prove it Stranger: Age? You: 48 Stranger: Nope You: Ok ask me another one Stranger: Bra size You: Is this before I stuff or after? Stranger: Before You: Oh, I have Hershey Kisses so about A at best Stranger: After You: DD You: I use a lot of tissues Stranger: Hair color You: Blonde but the carpet doesn't match the drapes Stranger: Wat do u do when u cath guts looking at ur chest Stranger: *guys Stranger: *catch You: I continue eating Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Mr. DS on July 26, 2011, 09:23:32 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ooi You: Hello, I'm with the Moses Underwear Company! You: May I ask you some questions? Stranger: ok You: Are you a male? Stranger: no You: Do you have a male friend? Stranger: yes You: Does he have small genitalia? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on July 26, 2011, 10:25:31 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl You: Is that a question? Stranger: no You: Then what is it? Stranger: a letter You: You mean Three letters? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hola Stranger: sup :) Stranger: HOLA! QUE TAL? You: Que? Stranger: me ellmo es ellmo You: me llamo Gonzale Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on July 27, 2011, 01:34:29 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 13 f usa You: 56 M USA, love them young. Stranger: ew. my mom is 10 yrs younger than u You: how about you get naked. Your conversational partner has disconnected :bouncegiggle: I love to this crap. :tongueout: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on July 29, 2011, 10:00:14 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello out there? (Echos). Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: HI! Stranger: asl You: 56 F US You: Love them young Your conversational partner has disconnected. Knew that would work! :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on June 13, 2012, 10:10:31 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! I say that's a win. :wink:Stranger: hi You: low Stranger: joker eh!!! You: Possibly Stranger: suck my cock then You: Sorry, but I don't like chickens Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Zapranoth on June 14, 2012, 11:22:34 PM What a dud:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: bonjour. Stranger: Agustina? You: Comment? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: Zapranoth on June 14, 2012, 11:25:37 PM Slightly better but still a dud.
"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: ho! Stranger: whats up You: another long day. You? Stranger: watching scrubs You: So do you side with Dr. Cox's view, or the psychiatrist's view (of human nature)? Stranger: lol idk i just watxh it for the comedy You: At one point Dr. Clock is running around too cheerful, and Cox tells her his view of humanity, which is You: "People are bastard-coated bastards, You: with bastard filling." You: :D You: It's a precious moment. Your conversational partner has disconnected." Title: Re: Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want) Post by: El Misfit on June 14, 2012, 11:44:31 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, asl? You: NO!! Stranger: Well I'm a guy You: And I'm a bear Stranger: And I'm admin You: I eat fish and berries Stranger: I eat tits and p***y You: You're a cannibal?! You: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: Seriously, are you a guy or girl? You: I'm a friggen potato Stranger: bye You: Excuse me while I go skydiving. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |