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Title: Ode to: TERROR BENEATH THE SEA
Post by: Ometiklan on October 25, 2009, 06:35:58 PM
I Think That I Shall Never See.
A Piece Of Crap Quite Like Thee.


Title: Re: Ode to: TERROR BENEATH THE SEA
Post by: Andrew on October 25, 2009, 07:50:56 PM
I offer also this haiku:

Jenny screams and screams,
Ken wears watermelon,
And I'M GOING IN!


Title: Re: Ode to: TERROR BENEATH THE SEA
Post by: Trevor on October 26, 2009, 02:03:08 AM
Get your
Damage controls working
Watch out for The cyborgs
Lock them out, hurry
Kill them stop them killllllllllllllllllllllllll them


 :teddyr:


Title: Re: Ode to: TERROR BENEATH THE SEA
Post by: Flangepart on August 25, 2010, 06:21:18 PM
Japan has weird crap.
That is it's singular pride.
Jap crap is best crap.


Title: Re: Ode to: TERROR BENEATH THE SEA
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on September 02, 2010, 03:50:18 PM
Oh WOW!  So much love for such a great "so bad it's good" classic!  I used to see this all the time years ago on Saturday afternoon TV. I even have the VHS!

The alternate title is Water Cyborgs.  The actress, Peggy Neal, was only 17 when she starred alongside Sonny Chiba.  Her other great hit was The X From Outer Space where she played the third wheel in a love triangle between her, a Japanese woman and the commander of the space station.

Anyway, here's my haiku

Water Cyborgs rule
Costumes faker than the fake
Rubber suits abound