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Title: The Santacist Post by: hellbilly on November 19, 2009, 01:00:41 PM (http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cameron-Harriets-10th-Christmas.jpg)
Who is going to surprise who? Title: Re: The Santacist Post by: retrorussell on November 19, 2009, 02:37:44 PM Ho-Ho-HooooooooLY SH** WRONG HOUSE SORRY BYE-BYE!!!!
Title: Re: The Santacist Post by: Psycho Circus on November 19, 2009, 02:43:34 PM What Beatrice didn't know, was that Santa craps in a box when leaving presents for hideous goblin children...
Title: Re: The Santacist Post by: El Misfit on November 19, 2009, 02:50:18 PM ([url]http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cameron-Harriets-10th-Christmas.jpg[/url]) no, i F**k you little girl. you've NAUGHTY! Title: Re: The Santacist Post by: AndyC on November 19, 2009, 11:11:29 PM OK, I keep having this weird dream where Santa Claus is trying to sneak past Tina Yothers, Only she's a mutant and looks like she's just gone ten rounds with a crowbar. And it's weird because it's dark outside, but Tina's not casting any reflection on the window. Santa warns me not to make a sound, but then Tina looks straight at me and I scream. Santa yells "Now you've done it, moron!" and then Tina smashes through the window and devours Santa and I wake up in a pool of sweat. What do you suppose it means?
Title: Re: The Santacist Post by: Mr. DS on November 20, 2009, 07:54:27 PM Santa: "Oh my god...gonna barf...bllleeechmmmmppphhhh...."
Title: Re: The Santacist Post by: El Misfit on November 21, 2009, 01:16:35 AM Santa:"What, no eggnog, milk or cookies?
girl:"I want you to be on a di-" then santa cuts her throat. the end :teddyr: |