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Title: Plowin' Some Earth
Post by: Mr. DS on November 19, 2009, 09:56:32 PM
From my review of Hercules...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/herc4.jpg)
"I told him to get horses but would he listen, noooooo...(grumble, grumble grumble)"


Title: Re: Plowin' Some Earth
Post by: SPazzo on November 19, 2009, 09:58:24 PM
"I am not a HO!"


Title: Re: Plowin' Some Earth
Post by: AndyC on November 19, 2009, 10:55:42 PM
Looks like the yoke's on Hercules.


Title: Re: Plowin' Some Earth
Post by: Jack on November 20, 2009, 08:30:50 AM
Um, Herc?  If there's nothing growing there in the first place, it doesn't make much sense to plow it.  Ya know?


Title: Re: Plowin' Some Earth
Post by: AndyC on November 20, 2009, 08:42:24 AM
"Not to be a busybody or anything, but it might be a bit easier if you plowed with something... well... sharp. Just saying."


Title: Re: Plowin' Some Earth
Post by: El Misfit on November 21, 2009, 01:17:35 AM
thinking to himself: Strongest man... in the world!


Title: Re: Plowin' Some Earth
Post by: SkullBat308 on November 21, 2009, 01:49:15 AM

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/herc4.jpg)

I don't need no home gym!


Title: Re: Plowin' Some Earth
Post by: AndyC on November 21, 2009, 11:14:51 AM
Everything was fine until Hercules found Conan's treadmill in his way.


Title: Re: Plowin' Some Earth
Post by: Mr. DS on November 22, 2009, 12:53:23 PM
I wish they'd invent supermarkets so I wouldn't have to do this sh*t every spring. 


Title: Re: Plowin' Some Earth
Post by: paula on November 27, 2009, 12:41:27 AM

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/herc4.jpg)

"Those milkmaids are TOTALLY checking me out!"


Title: Re: Plowin' Some Earth
Post by: AndyC on November 28, 2009, 06:46:34 AM
Hercules gets his rocks off.


Title: Re: Plowin' Some Earth
Post by: Hammock Rider on November 23, 2010, 10:43:47 AM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/herc4.jpg)

 ".......and for the next 10 minutes with every Thigh Master purchase we'll throw in a free Lou Ferrigno's Paleo-Abdominator!"


Title: Re: Plowin' Some Earth
Post by: sprite75 on November 23, 2010, 10:58:33 AM
That's not how you use a Thigh Master, Herc!


Title: Re: Plowin' Some Earth
Post by: AndyC on November 23, 2010, 11:51:39 AM
Gotta get these Mothra eggs out of here before they hatch.


Title: Re: Plowin' Some Earth
Post by: Jack on November 23, 2010, 01:18:46 PM
Um Herc?  You didn't happen to plow through the graveyard again, did ya?  'Cause I think the relatives of the Johnson family are gonna be a little p**sed."


Title: Re: Plowin' Some Earth
Post by: sprite75 on November 24, 2010, 02:33:58 AM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/herc4.jpg)

The 13th Labor of Hercules: Plow the garden like he promised before the wife gets home.


Title: Re: Plowin' Some Earth
Post by: El Misfit on November 24, 2010, 02:52:04 PM
Hercules trains for his battle against Chuck Norris for the undisputed World Championship 


Title: Re: Plowin' Some Earth
Post by: Flangepart on November 26, 2010, 11:55:59 AM
"Once I get the statues hand up outta the earth, the rest should be easy."


Title: Re: Plowin' Some Earth
Post by: TheDope on November 27, 2010, 11:41:55 PM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/herc4.jpg)

So Herc went and moved the headstones, thus dooming
the entire housing complex to be built on that spot.