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"You claim to love the darkness.  Go then, and dwell there for all eternity."
-Alucard, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

"Robots kill people!  A robot killed Grandma!"
-Nanao, Robot Alchemic Drive

"Your lives that I now spit on are but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"
-Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga

"A true defender of justice transforms in front of the enemy!"
-Flonne, Disgaea: Hour of Darkness

"I will show you the power of God!"
-Zera, Grandia 2

From ELDER SCROLLS IV: OBLIVION

"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!!"

and my favorite, from the Dremora of Oblivion:

"BURST!!! Blood sack!!!"

"He was a fine American, I'll cry when I'm done killing..."
Exploder Commercial From GTA VC

"Burrrrrnnnn to death!"
-Celine, Star Ocean: The Second Story

"Wanna know a secret?  I just pooped in my pants.  He he he... squishy!"
--Magic Knight Rayearth, Sega Saturn

Turtle falling into an open manhole in the TMNT arcade game:
"Duhhh... who put the lights out?" :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

"X-Men, welcome to die!"

-X-Men: The Arcade Game

Rude bartenders / shopkeepers in Wonder Boy In Monsterland greet you with "What?" or "Welcome - what you want?" :teddyr: :teddyr:

Pastor Richards: "One day while sitting in class you'll look outside the window to see Russians dropping down to take us over. What are you gonna do then, huh? Run into the woods with your friends, put twigs in your hair, call yourselves the Wolverines and fight off the Russians? I think not."

-GTA: Vice City

"Remember, music is the weapon..."
Steven Tyler - Revolution X

Jonathan Freeloader: "If you don't give money to VCPR, we could be thrown back to the stone age. Liberals will be set on fire in the streets. Give now. Let's return to Pressing Issues. Over to you, Maurice, in the studio!... Useless, talentless a***ole."

-GTA: Vice City

"Alright you fight the power brother..."
Lazlow's reaction to the Activist caller on Chatterbox

All quotes come from Psychonauts.  You just can't beat that game!   :teddyr:

Doctor Loboto: Little boy, I am sorry to say that you have a very serious mental problem. The trouble originates in this area here. The area that we in the medical profession like to refer to as... the brain! You see, son... it's just no good! I hate to be so blunt, but... you have the insanity... of a manatee!
Dogen: I know. People are always saying that. What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor?
Doctor Loboto: How should I know, I'm a dentist!

Raz: I work in the sewers.
Non-Sewer-working G-man: Gross! That is a terrible job! I would never let you date my daughter.

The Milkman: I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.

Den Mother: I told you not to follow. Now YOU MUST DIE!
Razputin: But--
Den Mother: THAT IS THE WAY OF THE RAINBOW SQUIRTS!

Raz: [Refering to his gun] It's fake. I'm worried the other assassins will laugh at me.
"Assassin" G-Man: Shhh... Don't broadcast that fact, they look real.

Dr. Loboto: Well, I've reviewed your chart, little girl. The bad news is, we're going to have to remove your brain... strap it into an armored battle tank, and have it shoot down innocent civilians with its concentrated psychic death beam!
Lili: I'm gonna kill you so much.
Dr. Loboto: The good news is that your insurance should cover the whole thing.

WARCRAFT III had some great quotes too, especially if you click  on the same characters over and over.

ORC GRUNT:  "Me no sound like Yoda . . . . do I?"

Night Elf Ranger (after repeated clicking): "It's a BOW-string, not a G - sigh . . . never mind."

Banshee:  "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!!! . . . .  call me!"

"Absolutely worthless! What a boring age I've awoken into."

-Soul Calibur III

"What? WHAT? STOP POKING ME!"
-Orc, Warcraft when repeatedly clicked

"STOP TOUCHING ME!"
-Necromancer from Baldur's Gate when repeatedly clicked (I don't remember his name.  He can join your group towards the beginning.)

"After Zanzibar, I was taken from the battle, neither truly alive, nor truly dead, an undying shadow, in a world of lights. Now, in front of you, I can finally die."

-Metal Gear Solid

"What do you want ken-sucky? Ha ha h-oghf!"- THAW
"I am government man, I work for the government."- Psychonauts
"

"I was frozen in time, but I feel as if my time is just beginning..."

-Final Fantasy VII

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Did the makers of this game rip off Red Dawn I wonder?

"The path you walk on has no end. Each step you take is paved with the corpses of your enemies.  Their souls will haunt you forever...you shall have no peace. Hear me Snake, my spirit will be watching you."

Vulcan Raven - Metal Gear Solid

From "Warcraft 3"

The female dryad, when repeatedly clicked on, yells at you:

"I'm not in season!"

she also says, (in a ditzy blonde voice) "I'll attract the enemy with my human call: 'I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!'"

The night elf demon hunter has a quote that really cracks me up:

"Darkness called…but I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to *69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled 'Pick up the phone, Darkness!,' but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls."

And the undead dreadlord, looking like a horned, winged demon:

"If I have wings, why am I always walking?"

Warcraft 3 had some great ones.
Some of my favourites are:

Blood Mage: My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like, if you went to hell and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe THAT would be enough blood. But, uh... probably not.

Varimathras: We're not a cult so much as a maniacal group of fanatical, blade-wielding zealots.

Prince Kael'Thas: This is preposterous! Am I to assault the undead with nothing but sticks and harsh language?

Dwarf 1: We must defeat the dwarves!
Dwarf 2: We are the dwarves.
Dwarf 1: Oh.

Sorceress: For the End of the World spell, press control, alt, delete.

Priest: I have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky!

Necromancer: I love the dead... frequently.

Archer: I said bowstring, not G-... ugh, never mind....

Dwarven Rifleman: This... is my BOOMSTICK!

That game is great. Have you finished it?

"Chill that b*tch out with ice...a diamond lasts forever but your relationship might not..."
Dekoch Ice Diamond Commercial - GTA San Andreas

"Cluckin' Bell If you enjoy it, the Chicken DIDN'T die in Vain."
Cluckin' Bell Commercial - GTA San Andreas

"You're missing Ratigators the size of BUICKS!!!  (slaps player) SNAP OUT OF IT!!! TURN AND BURN!!!"
Ghost, Sewer Shark (Sega CD)

And

"DOGMEAT!!!  YOU LICK GUTTER BALLS!!!  Your call sign outta be.. JERKFACE!  Or maybe.. SUPERWIMP!!!  I'm transferring you to the SPINELESS MORON DEPARTMENT!  DISMISSED!!!!"
Ghost again

Sadly no, but I am just about done with it.

"Colonel: Tim, they've got your wife!
 Tim: But I'm not married!
 Colonel: You are now... to America!"

-GTA: Vice City

Even though it's not awesome in a funny way, it used to sucker me into playing it just the same whenever I heard:
Fighter pilots needed in sector wars!  Play Astro Blaster!

Albert Wesker: "I'm sorry for my lack of manners, but I'm not used to escorting men."

-Resident Evil