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Title: Hey Chuck Norris...Pull My... Post by: Mr. DS on December 17, 2009, 10:34:01 PM (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/chuckpoint.jpg)
He didn't know that saying "pull my finger" to Chuck Norris would indeed cost him his finger. Title: Re: Hey Chuck Norris...Pull My... Post by: retrorussell on December 18, 2009, 06:02:04 AM "Hey Chuck, you got a really big booger hanging out of your left nostril. Yeah, it's pretty gross. You might want to wipe it with a Kleenex before someone else sees it."
Title: Re: Hey Chuck Norris...Pull My... Post by: AndyC on December 18, 2009, 06:42:27 AM Seconds before Chuck's heat vision reduced the man's arm to a smoldering stump.
Title: Re: Hey Chuck Norris...Pull My... Post by: Jack on December 18, 2009, 07:42:32 AM After years of physical therapy, the man did did eventually regain partial use of the arm.
Title: Re: Hey Chuck Norris...Pull My... Post by: Skull on December 18, 2009, 12:00:01 PM "Hey Chuck one day you'll grow a beard like me."
"Yea?" Chuck Norris said and roundhouse kick the guys beard off his face. "I'll think I'll wear yours for now." Title: Re: Hey Chuck Norris...Pull My... Post by: Psycho Circus on December 18, 2009, 01:07:29 PM "Hey you're not a real Texas Ranger! You're that guy from TV!"
Title: Re: Hey Chuck Norris...Pull My... Post by: Neville on December 18, 2009, 04:26:12 PM "I prefer Steven Seagal, because he is a real cop, not like you"
Title: Re: Hey Chuck Norris...Pull My... Post by: El Misfit on December 19, 2009, 06:59:09 PM You will be submitted
Title: Re: Hey Chuck Norris...Pull My... Post by: Psycho Circus on December 19, 2009, 07:02:29 PM "Pull my finger" :teddyr:
Title: Re: Hey Chuck Norris...Pull My... Post by: El Misfit on December 21, 2009, 12:14:49 PM ([url]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/chuckpoint.jpg[/url]) And remember, don't drink out of the fire hose again! Title: Re: Hey Chuck Norris...Pull My... Post by: venomx on December 21, 2009, 11:24:10 PM (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/chuckpoint.jpg)
Thug: Yeah, yeah, yeah whatever ... Thats why Bruce Lee killed yo ass! Chuck: ... Thug: Oh and btw ... your friend looks like that fat kid from SuperBad! Title: Re: Hey Chuck Norris...Pull My... Post by: AndyC on December 22, 2009, 05:04:38 AM "And after I'm through with you, I'm going to have my way with your partner."
Title: Re: Hey Chuck Norris...Pull My... Post by: Mr. DS on February 21, 2010, 09:46:01 PM "Suit yourself Chuck but I'm warning you that place has the worst god*amned chili I've ever tasted in my entire life..."
Title: Re: Hey Chuck Norris...Pull My... Post by: sprite75 on February 21, 2010, 11:38:57 PM (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/chuckpoint.jpg)
You tell that fat ass hiding behind you that he still owes me $50 for betting against New Orleans in the Superbowl! And you tell him he can't hide behind you forever! Title: Re: Hey Chuck Norris...Pull My... Post by: El Misfit on February 22, 2010, 08:38:09 AM this is the result of having been to Chuck Norris' party.
Title: Re: Hey Chuck Norris...Pull My... Post by: El Misfit on February 23, 2010, 02:47:01 PM Where's ya hat, Chuck?
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