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Title: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: Mr. DS on December 17, 2009, 10:38:51 PM (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/chuckhealer.jpg)
Unlike his deputy, Chuck Norris didn't have to worry about heart attacks because NOTHING attacks Chuck Norris. Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: retrorussell on December 18, 2009, 06:04:27 AM "Normally, I rub a Buddah's belly for luck, but you'll do. (Come on, Lotto numbers!)"
Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: AndyC on December 18, 2009, 06:40:45 AM "No Chuck. I said take him to the CORONER."
Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: Jack on December 18, 2009, 07:41:13 AM Although Chuck had only read about open heart massage, he did manage to pull it off successfully, saving the man's life.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: Skull on December 18, 2009, 12:04:18 PM Mr. Spock I call this... The Chuck Norris sleep touch.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: Psycho Circus on December 18, 2009, 01:06:06 PM Chuck Norris can absorb food from human stomachs through his hand, regardless of clothing...
Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: AndyC on December 18, 2009, 02:54:17 PM "I don't need a defibrillator. I'm Chuck f**king Norris! CLEAR!"
Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: Neville on December 18, 2009, 04:25:10 PM "...And after Way of the dragon I wax my chest. It doesn't hurt much, let me demostrate..."
Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: Psycho Circus on December 18, 2009, 04:27:57 PM "Rest now my friend, and may the Chuck be with you"
Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: El Misfit on December 19, 2009, 07:03:05 PM It's... it's Trevor!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: Psycho Circus on December 19, 2009, 07:07:10 PM "He would've been fine had he been wearing his Action Jeans, like Chuck."
Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: SPazzo on December 19, 2009, 08:33:08 PM "He's dead; FINALLY! Now I can take his wallet. Stupid career, down the friggin drain."
Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: retrorussell on December 20, 2009, 08:23:33 PM ([url]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/chuckhealer.jpg[/url]) Deputy: Hey Chuck.. I don't think that burrito is sitting too well. Chuck: Here buddy.. let me massage that bellyache. Seconds later they both died in a massive methane explosion. Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: El Misfit on December 20, 2009, 08:45:44 PM ([url]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/chuckhealer.jpg[/url]) Unknown to the fact that the camera was on, Chuck shot the deputy, who he thought was the sheriff Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: AndyC on December 21, 2009, 03:38:33 PM "Your mind to my mind... Oh wait, I'm too low."
Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: El Misfit on February 14, 2010, 12:38:15 PM damn, i thought i told him not to eat the king!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: Chainsawmidget on February 19, 2010, 07:39:21 PM ([url]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/chuckhealer.jpg[/url]) Unlike his deputy, Chuck Norris didn't have to worry about heart attacks because NOTHING attacks Chuck Norris. "Dammit, Chuck. The guy's dead. Stop playing the drums on his stomach. Show some respect." Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: BlackAngel75 on February 22, 2010, 03:21:40 AM You see, had he used the Total Gym, this man would not be dead.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: El Misfit on February 22, 2010, 08:39:22 AM this what happens when you drink out of the firehose.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: El Misfit on February 23, 2010, 02:48:24 PM Chuck: I want you to know this; you were awesome in bed last night.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: AndyC on February 24, 2010, 02:53:39 PM Chuck drains the life force from another unfortunate victim.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris...The Healer... Post by: El Misfit on February 24, 2010, 04:06:51 PM Chuck: See, this is what happens when you don't believe what Admiral Ackbar say,"It's a Trap!"
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