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Come take this test and see where you'll spend the rest of eternity. I took it and got sent purgatory. What'll be YOUR fate?

*Note: If this test offends anyone, I strongly apologise. It's only meant for fun and I don't intend on converting people.

Enjoy!!

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv)

I got the 7th Level Of Hell.  :drink:

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
 :teddyr: 

I got the sixth level of hell as well.  And I was lying to make myself seem better!

level 2 lustfull. I lied my ass off.  so no one goes to heaven?  there are no right answers

First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

"You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven."

That's funny, because I don't believe Purgatory exists.  There is certainly no Scriptural mention of it!  Still, an interesting survey.  Thanks for posting.

6th level of Hell---though I really think I should have been in the first level, with the virtuous non-believers. 

"Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad."

And Indy---you may not believe in Purgatory, but Dante did, and it's his test!  Make your own damned test!

Got the third level. Not really surprised given my appetite.

"Third Level of Hell

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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws."

Well what can I say, I hate a lot of things...

me two

I got Purgatory.  I'm young, give me time, I'll make the 6th level of hell in a few years.  :wink:

Purgatory!  Hooray!  I don't believe this test will predict the outcome of my afterlife, but it was fun to do.  Some questions I did get or knew how to respond to though so I may have accidenlty yes or no to some things I would have said the opposite to if they were worded differently.

I also did a seven deadly sins test and I'm doomed for my sin of sloth.  Agree sloth is a problem of my mine, but it isn't at a worrysome level yet.  I'm not doomed because of lust though!  I scored extremely low in that catergory!  Hooray for me.

Where'd you take the Seven Deadly Sins test?  I'm hoping for Lust. :teddyr:

I saw it advertisted right after you finished the Inferno Test.  Though, I'm sure if it isn't there, you can find it by google searching it.

"You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!"

No kidding: I'm there already.

 :hot: <---- Sixth level of Hell. Test has to be rigged. Only explanation...

Just tried the 7 Deadly Sins quiz.  My Envy, Lust, and Pride levels are High.  Greed is medium, and everything else is low.  The quiz is at the same site here (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/seven_deadly_sins.html).

Your sin has been measured. You have committed many sins, but Wrath is the mortal sin that has done you in. Just below, discover your full sinful breakdown and learn what it is about you that codemns you to hell

yep, that sounds about right.   :teddyr:  I have a short fuse, what can I say? Its the red hair.

Same here, minus the red hair.  :bouncegiggle:

The wise and much-knowing Seven Deadly Sins Test sayeth:

Greed: Low
Gluttony: Low
Wrath: Very low
Sloth: Low
Envy: Very low
Lust: High
Pride: Medium

So! It is obviously my dedicated admiration of those the mixed-chromosome set that will send me to the Sixth Level of Hell. Glad we cleared that up! Hey, this test knows of what it speaks!

envy-very low
lust-low
greed, gluttony, wrath, and pride-med.
sloth-high

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Greed:    Low    
Gluttony:    Medium    
Wrath:    Low    
Sloth:    Low    
Envy:    Very Low    
Lust:    Very Low    
Pride:    Medium

6th level of Hell




Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  High
Level 2  Lustful  High
Level 3  Gluttonous  Moderate
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Moderate
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very High
Level 7  Violent  Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Low



But... but... I'm a nice guy!


 :bluesad:

I'm guessing boobs don't count as limbs, right?
Pity.
This level could actually be kinda fun...

Fifth level of Hell
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Greed:    Very Low    
Gluttony:    Low    
Wrath:    Low    
Sloth:    Medium    
Envy:    Very Low    
Lust:    Very Low    
Pride:    Medium    

Me too.
I scored VERY HIGH on Violent and Heretic.
Scored VERY HIGH on Lustful too!!!
Hell yeah!!!
I got fire in me pants and I wanna dance!!!

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/fatsplitdance.gif)

Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus
This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

Whoa, lol. As I was answering the questions I expected to have like level 5 or something. Because I'm an atheist I suppose. Not sure why I have the worst level, though, some questions I answered against killing etc. I'm hugely left and not right at all.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

I'm Level 6-The Heretic! 

 At least I wasn't wrathful and gloomy :smile:

Yeah, but we all knew that you trendy fella!



 :cheers:


 :wink:

I wonder if the levels change based on how oneself is feeling.

I did it again and got the exact same result...

Eighth Level of Hell   :bouncegiggle:

Bees has been a bad girl  :teddyr:

Someone's in for a spanking...

 :wink:

Sixth Level of Hell.

This is an awful questionnaire. Truly awful.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

In my life I am a mostly quiet man who is kind when I can be. I never try to hurt anybody. But I've got beliefs that may seem contrary at the best of times.

But what was that survey all about? "Are you overweight?" What was that?

Awful survey.

Even I only made it to the Seventh Level of Hell, you have some 'splainin' to do!!!  :teddyr:

What can I say?  I'm a devil in high heels  :teddyr:

Surely nobody here could be surprised about that.....

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv