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Title: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: violntshags on December 21, 2009, 09:44:29 AM
    I just watched this for the first time last night and my eyes are still paralyzed from seeing this wretched pile. What were they thinking. I just cant understand why they would name wookies lumpy and itchy. watch if you dare.  happy life day


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: Andrew on December 21, 2009, 09:47:58 AM
Hahahaha!  I'm going to be reposting that review from the archives on Wednesday night.  A snippet from that article, because I think it sums things up nicely:

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It should also be noted that, since wookies are the main characters, you spend a lot of time listening to Chewbacca's family talking amongst themselves. Which ends up meaning, "WGGGGGHHHHHHTTTT!" (Or however you spell that.) Anyway, this is not a good way to keep anyone's attention.


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: lester1/2jr on December 21, 2009, 10:22:58 AM
someone here said they got thrown out of a star wars convention for asking about it or something


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: vukxfiles on December 21, 2009, 10:30:01 AM
from wikipedia
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George Lucas himself has rarely commented on or even acknowledged its existence, except to friends and co-workers. He is thought to hold a low opinion of it. For instance, Tom Burman, one of the costume designers for the holiday special, has said that Lucas once told him that he was very disappointed with the final product.

At one Australian fan convention he reportedly said[2] "If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that show and smash it." In an online chat with fans, he reportedly said: "The holiday special does not represent my vision for Star Wars." In an interview with Maxim magazine in May 2002, Maxim asked the question, "Any plans for a Special Edition of the Holiday Special?" Lucas responded with "Right. That's one of those things that happened, and I just have to live with it."


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: Andrew on December 21, 2009, 10:40:53 AM
someone here said they got thrown out of a star wars convention for asking about it or something

That was me:

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Years ago, at a convention, I had the opportunity to interrogate a Lucasfilm spokesman (I think it was George's second in command) about this cinematic holocaust. They were allowing members of the audience to ask questions and providence placed me directly behind a young man who asked if the rest of the "Star Wars" films were going to be released on DVD. The spokesman replied, "Yes." So, when I got to the microphone, I pressed him with, "So, all of the films will be released on DVD?" "Yes, all of the movies will eventually be released." To which I delightfully responded, "Including the 'Star Wars Holiday Special?'" The man's face became very angry and he growled into the mic, "Not on your life." One of the convention toadies then escorted me away from the microphone.


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: venomx on December 21, 2009, 11:03:23 AM
SO IT IS REAL ...

(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/5497/starwarschristmas.png) (http://img63.imageshack.us/i/starwarschristmas.png/)


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: meQal on December 22, 2009, 12:26:06 PM
I had a friend of mine make me a bootleg DVD of it. It is horrible and proof there are worse things in the Star Wars Universe than Jar-Jar Binks. A website I visit that is devoted to writting caption had pictures form The Star Wars Holiday Special a couple of years ago. If you want to see the pictures and captions people made about it you can go to http://glitterrock.org/ys0085.html (http://glitterrock.org/ys0085.html). Tehya re on pages 85 - 95.


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: Skull on December 22, 2009, 01:27:25 PM
hehehehehehehehehe....

You'll never get it unless you were young and seen it on TV...

Reguardless what George Lucas say/think... The fact is: The Star Wars Christmas Special was design to snag christmas ratings (Oh how can you not watch a Star Wars Christmas Special when people has seen the 1977 flick more then once) and get us little boys (and sometimes little girls) to ask Santa for more Star Wars Toys... :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRO1sxXqE7Q


Also... George Lucas decided write his "script" for the toy market... The Ewok was designed to get the little girls to buy into the Star Wars toys...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPllh36-38c


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: Zapranoth on December 23, 2009, 04:09:33 AM
This stinky cinematic suppository can be found via torrent, etc.  I have an MP4 of it that I downloaded one day... JUST TO HAVE IT, as you all can very well understand.  I have watched most of it in pieces.   It's pretty hard to watch all of it straight.

To paraphrase Dr. Cox -- it's unbelie-he-he-he-HEE-vuhbly bad.


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: InformationGeek on December 23, 2009, 10:52:37 AM
I just sat through watching the Nostalgia Critic's review of it and I feel as if my brain was shutting down as he was talking about it.  I wish I could erase my mind of it like he was able to.

I told my friend about the special.  He is a gigantic Star Wars fan and watched it right away.  He siad it wasn't that bad as everyone said it was.  Was he watching even the right show?


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: venomx on December 23, 2009, 02:46:37 PM
I too just sat through Nostalgia Critic's review on it ...

I'm embarrassed for the Star Wars universe after watching it ...

OMG ... umm ... its bad .... really bad ... no ... really, not joking.


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: indianasmith on December 23, 2009, 05:38:48 PM
I watched this last year.  The mental scars are still healing.


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: SPazzo on December 23, 2009, 07:36:27 PM
I tried watching it last night, but fell asleep. :teddyr:  I'll try again tonight.  By the way, if anyone's interested, the full movie is on Google Videos.  (Not that I would advise illegally downloading or watching copyrighted material without paying for it.  But then again, George Lucas is denying it's existence, I doubt he would sue.)


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on December 23, 2009, 08:57:52 PM
I've never really seen the special. Is that a good thing?


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: InformationGeek on December 23, 2009, 09:01:16 PM
I've never really seen the special. Is that a good thing?

It is a very good thing.  I've only seen a video review on it and it felt part of my own soul cracked.


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: HappyGilmore on December 23, 2009, 11:34:01 PM
No disrespect, but I generally have a 'lower opinon' on Star Wars.  Wasn't a fan of the flicks, but gave it a try.  BUT, I'm a fan of this special.  Mainly, cause for as much as I LOATHE Star Wars, I quite like Chewbacca.  Mind you, I hated the original flick and it's two sequels, saw Phantom Menace in theaters, hated that but liked Jar Jar Binks.

And I like that Lucas hates this, and hates Howard the Duck, but Howard made it's way to dvd.

Fingers are crossed now, in the hopes it finds it's way to dvd.


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: Monster Jungle X-Ray on December 23, 2009, 11:58:25 PM
I watched this on tv way back when, and was just glad to see Chewie and Han on the small screen. It is notable maybe only for having the 1st appearance of Boba Fett albeit in animated form. My favorite part, much like the original Star Wars, was the cantina scene although I was rather confused even back then as to why Maude was the proprietor. Of course when I saw it again years later on a bootleg vhs it was nigh unwatchable. I haven't been brave enough for a third time.


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: AndyC on December 24, 2009, 07:27:13 AM
I watched it a couple of times, and reviewed it in the paper for the Christmas issue (filler is in high demand that week). I was lucky at the time to know sort of an "alternative" video store, where you could find - along with the old classics, genre films, anime, foreign and new releases - the odd bootleg of stuff like this.

For those who have already experienced it unembellished and can't bear to go through it again without help, Rifftrax has actually done the holiday special, commercials and all. I tried it a couple of years ago with the version I picked up from Google Video, and it synced pretty well. Very funny. I put the combined tracks on a DVD for easier repeat viewing.


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: SPazzo on December 25, 2009, 03:43:27 AM
I just finished it for the first time.  That was painful.  I think the best part was watching the old commercials.  :tongueout:


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: meQal on December 25, 2009, 01:32:22 PM
I just finished it for the first time.  That was painful.  I think the best part was watching the old commercials.  :tongueout:
You poor soul you. I would of advise you against seeing it to save you from the pain.


Title: Re: Star Wars Christmas Special
Post by: HappyGilmore on December 25, 2009, 02:35:21 PM
Anyone see the "Fighting the Frizzies" version, or just find it online?