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Title: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: El Misfit on December 21, 2009, 01:52:26 PM Similar to Rev.'s Thread, but it is for all time
my picks: Manos Troll 2 Leonard pt 6 Psycho a go go blood of ghastly horror plan 9 what's yours? Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: Nukie 2 on December 21, 2009, 02:07:31 PM Should I go with cheapness or genuine "What-The-F--K" Moments/ plot derailments, that's tough.
Well here's mine. I've no need to flame, as I can't take it all too seriously since the idea is to watch 'em and get smashed... Nukie The Creeping Terror Troll 2 Manos the Hands of Fate Robot Monster The Room Quest for the Mighty Sword Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny Yor the Hunter from the Future Ator the Fighting Eagle If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? Star Wars Holiday Special Shark Attack 3: Megalodon Zombie Lake Battlefield Earth Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: El Misfit on December 21, 2009, 02:16:30 PM Should I go with cheapness or genuine "What-The-F--K" Moments/ plot derailments, that's tough. bothTitle: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: vukxfiles on December 21, 2009, 02:51:32 PM Black Dawn (2005)
Species: The Awakening (2007) Sweet Insanity (2006) Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (2007) D-War (2007) Dark Corners (2006) King Arthur (2004) Pink Flamingos (1972) 2001: A Space Travesty (2000) Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) Prom Night (1980) Urban Justice (2007) Borderland (2007) Die Hard 2 (1990) Kevin & Perry Go Large (2000) Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003) Mulan II (2004) Satanic (2006) Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004) The Master of Disguise (2002) Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: retrorussell on December 21, 2009, 03:43:26 PM Manos
Blood Feast Wild Women Of Wongo Santa Claus Conquers The Martians The Creeping Terror Pod People Scream (1983) Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: 3mnkids on December 21, 2009, 04:26:50 PM Van Helsing
Fantastic four (2005) I will have to think of some more. These are just the two that immediately came to mind. Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: joejoeherron on December 21, 2009, 04:45:48 PM I see Manos made a few lists.
How about House by the Cemetery? Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: 3mnkids on December 21, 2009, 04:51:10 PM Since I got negative Karma for it I will say it again VAN HELSING SUCKS :smile:
Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: Psycho Circus on December 21, 2009, 05:05:20 PM Since I got negative Karma for it I will say it again VAN HELSING SUCKS :smile: You go girl! :thumbup: Jeez, who's the opinion nazi? Conform or die eh? :lookingup: Anyway, my pick is Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1993) Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: Cthulhu on December 21, 2009, 05:41:05 PM I nomite Cathy's curse.
Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: venomx on December 21, 2009, 10:13:26 PM I nomite Super Mario Bros movie.
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3559/supermariobrosmovie.png) (http://img193.imageshack.us/i/supermariobrosmovie.png/) Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: retrorussell on December 21, 2009, 10:23:59 PM Anyway, my pick is Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1993) Good pick. The nadir of that film was Freddy playing the kid in the videogame and going "BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING!!!". I died a little inside at that point. :bluesad: Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: fortunato on December 22, 2009, 02:56:35 AM Going Overboard with Adam Sandler is definitely the worst movie ever. So bad it isn't funny.
Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: vukxfiles on December 22, 2009, 03:26:28 AM I also nominate Steven Seagal's Flight of Fury.
Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: retrorussell on December 22, 2009, 04:18:43 AM Billy Madison
Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: vukxfiles on December 22, 2009, 04:39:56 AM I don't know whether it's a bad movie overall as a movie, but as an X-Files movie it's a load of crap: The X-Files- I Want to Believe
Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: skuts on December 22, 2009, 10:29:31 AM Off the top of my head in no particular order:
Irreversible Breaking the Waves Dogville Transformers (1 & 2) 3:10 to Yuma (Crowe) The Others Star Wars (3, 4, 5, 6) The Matrix (2 & 3) Jurassic Park (2 & 3) Something About Mary Million Dollar Baby A Series of Unfortunate Events Hannibal The Happening Mainstream films that everybody thought were so great but really sucked. Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: Cthulhu on December 22, 2009, 01:24:04 PM Off the top of my head in no particular order: What? Worst movies of all time?Star Wars ( 4, 5, 6) Million Dollar Baby Mainstream films that everybody thought were so great but really sucked. Have you ever seen Eegah? Or Oasis of the zombies? The old Star wars trilogy are classics! What is so bad about it? Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: Psycho Circus on December 22, 2009, 01:25:30 PM Son Of The Mask! :buggedout:
Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: voltron on December 22, 2009, 02:05:59 PM How about The Chooper (not a typo) by Ray Dennis Steckler?
Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: JJ80 on December 22, 2009, 02:29:41 PM I have a particular dislike for "Primal Scream" (aka "Hellfire") from 1987.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0165433/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0165433/) Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: The Burgomaster on December 22, 2009, 04:03:08 PM BAD, bad movies:
* CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN * CONQUEST Bad movies that were supposed to be good: * DUNE * WIRED Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: Rev. Powell on December 22, 2009, 10:55:10 PM A few that come to mind:
MONSTER A GO-GO DIARY OF A MAD BLACK WOMAN THE SCREAMING SKULL MOON OF THE WOLF THE TERROR NEKROMANTIK THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT (1972) I'm sure a few of those are favorites of some... Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: RCMerchant on December 22, 2009, 11:25:46 PM .OK- .PSYCHED BY THE 4-D WITCH-Total inchoherent soft core porn crap .THEY SAVED HITLERS BRAIN aka MADMAN OF MANDORAS-Convoluted spy nonsense-but so surreal...I have a love/hate realationship with this film. Of course,were all cinema masachiosts her,eh? .ZONTAR-the THING FROM VENUS-a Z budget remake of a b film (IT CONQUERED THE WORLD) by Larry Buchannan. LRRY BUCHANAN. That should tell you how cheap jack it is. Yet...I've watched it 4 times. That may say someting about my state of mind-what it says-I'm afraid to discover. Ah....But I forget....I'm on BAD MOVIES! I don't have to explain! Bad movies...it's like...bagals and cream cheese. Peabut butter and balony sandwhichs...comfertble....like Creature Featuire,local weather news,old comic books you've owned for 20 years...a state of mind. A way of life.
Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: Mofo Rising on December 23, 2009, 02:31:41 AM Since I got negative Karma for it I will say it again VAN HELSING SUCKS :smile: Oh, I agree. I saw Van Helsing in the theater and was ready for the movie to end after fifteen minutes. Unfortunately, it took another seven hours. (At least, that's how it felt.) As far as the worst movie ever made, it is by far and hands down Slapstick (of Another Kind) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088134/). I can not begin to explicate how terrible this movie is. I have had hour long conversations with other people regaling them with every horrid moment of this film, long past they lost any interest. I gave it away to Andrew as a birthday "present," but I felt I should watch it again before I cursed another person with it. I've seen it twice! Even as an exercise in awfulness it surpassed itself. For a lot of the second viewing I could laugh at how horrible it would be for another person to watch this all unexpecting. But over the course of that hour and a half my brain began to scream in horror. Humanity is not meant for such cinematic pain. I would watch Xanadu again before submitting myself to this film. Do you hear me? Xanadu! You may have other movies you think are the worst movie of all time, and you may have good reasons for them, but Slapstick is without a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen. Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: Cthulhu on December 23, 2009, 03:21:56 AM Since I got negative Karma for it I will say it again VAN HELSING SUCKS :smile: Oh, I agree. I saw Van Helsing in the theater and was ready for the movie to end after fifteen minutes. Unfortunately, it took another seven hours. (At least, that's how it felt.) As far as the worst movie ever made, it is by far and hands down Slapstick (of Another Kind) ([url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088134/[/url]). I can not begin to explicate how terrible this movie is. I have had hour long conversations with other people regaling them with every horrid moment of this film, long past they lost any interest. I gave it away to Andrew as a birthday "present," but I felt I should watch it again before I cursed another person with it. I've seen it twice! Even as an exercise in awfulness it surpassed itself. For a lot of the second viewing I could laugh at how horrible it would be for another person to watch this all unexpecting. But over the course of that hour and a half my brain began to scream in horror. Humanity is not meant for such cinematic pain. I would watch Xanadu again before submitting myself to this film. Do you hear me? Xanadu! You may have other movies you think are the worst movie of all time, and you may have good reasons for them, but Slapstick is without a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen. Oh, yes. Hell yes. I haven't seen it from beginning to end, but the pain was unbearable when I watched parts of it. It was on the tv, and I occasionally looked up to see what's going on. And Oh, my god. Oh, my f****** god. Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: Nukie 2 on December 23, 2009, 08:30:01 AM Wait a minuet, are we doing "so-bad-they're-good", or so "bad-they're-Hell"?
Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: Cthulhu on December 23, 2009, 09:25:59 AM Since I got negative Karma for it I will say it again VAN HELSING SUCKS :smile: Oh, I agree. I saw Van Helsing in the theater and was ready for the movie to end after fifteen minutes. Unfortunately, it took another seven hours. (At least, that's how it felt.) As far as the worst movie ever made, it is by far and hands down Slapstick (of Another Kind) ([url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088134/[/url]). I can not begin to explicate how terrible this movie is. I have had hour long conversations with other people regaling them with every horrid moment of this film, long past they lost any interest. I gave it away to Andrew as a birthday "present," but I felt I should watch it again before I cursed another person with it. I've seen it twice! Even as an exercise in awfulness it surpassed itself. For a lot of the second viewing I could laugh at how horrible it would be for another person to watch this all unexpecting. But over the course of that hour and a half my brain began to scream in horror. Humanity is not meant for such cinematic pain. I would watch Xanadu again before submitting myself to this film. Do you hear me? Xanadu! You may have other movies you think are the worst movie of all time, and you may have good reasons for them, but Slapstick is without a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen. Wait a minute....I just realised that you've watched that movie..twice... You deserve some karma. Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: skuts on December 23, 2009, 09:54:04 AM Off the top of my head in no particular order: What? Worst movies of all time?Star Wars ( 4, 5, 6) Million Dollar Baby Mainstream films that everybody thought were so great but really sucked. Have you ever seen Eegah? Or Oasis of the zombies? The old Star wars trilogy are classics! What is so bad about it? When I think of "worst movies" I really don't consider low/no budget cheezefests because they're already at a loss. I consider atrocities created with decent budgets, real actors, directors and crews that supposedly know what they're doing. So, Return of the Jedi is indeed a worse film than Eegah because The creators of Eegah did the best they could with what they had whereas Lucas and co. had everything they could want and still churned out a lump of crap. Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: Psycho Circus on December 23, 2009, 01:40:12 PM So, Return of the Jedi is indeed a worse film than Eegah because The creators of Eegah did the best they could with what they had whereas Lucas and co. had everything they could want and still churned out a lump of crap. Wow! Just Wow... Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: Cthulhu on December 23, 2009, 02:08:21 PM Off the top of my head in no particular order: What? Worst movies of all time?Star Wars ( 4, 5, 6) Million Dollar Baby Mainstream films that everybody thought were so great but really sucked. Have you ever seen Eegah? Or Oasis of the zombies? The old Star wars trilogy are classics! What is so bad about it? When I think of "worst movies" I really don't consider low/no budget cheezefests because they're already at a loss. I consider atrocities created with decent budgets, real actors, directors and crews that supposedly know what they're doing. So, Return of the Jedi is indeed a worse film than Eegah because The creators of Eegah did the best they could with what they had whereas Lucas and co. had everything they could want and still churned out a lump of crap. First of all, Eegah was made mainly because Arch Hall Sr. wanted to help his son get into the music business. Whereas Lucas had a vision that he wanted to see on film. He succeded in creating a whole universe, with imaginative creatures, the force, and all the other stuff. But what I really want to know, is why do you think that Star wars is the worst movie ever made? Or the Million dollar baby? The acting? The script? What? Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: BakuryuuTyranno on December 23, 2009, 03:17:56 PM Reign of Fire
Transformers (Michael Bay) Ghost Rig Penetration Angst Never Play with the Dead Blood Predator Bone Sickness Death Proof The Relic Silent Bloodnight Dragon Hunter The Uninvited (2009) Three Faces of Terror Zombies Anonymous Passed the Door of Darkness Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: BakuryuuTyranno on December 23, 2009, 03:22:38 PM Wait a minuet, are we doing "so-bad-they're-good", or so "bad-they're-Hell"? The latter is technically worse, so that's what I went with. Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: El Misfit on December 23, 2009, 07:49:58 PM sorry its been a while, i was watching crap
swamp diamond pocket ninjas super babies 2 O(don't watch it) girls in gold boots die hard Dracula L'uomo puma aka the puma man Mitchell epic movie and so on the list goes Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: vukxfiles on December 24, 2009, 03:32:39 AM sorry its been a while, i was watching crap swamp diamond pocket ninjas super babies 2 O(don't watch it) girls in gold boots die hard Dracula L'uomo puma aka the puma man Mitchell epic movie and so on the list goes Epic Movie is so-bad-it's-good. How can you not like the dumb jokes in it?? Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: JaseSF on December 27, 2009, 12:21:10 AM Hmm the movie that would most likely be the worst would be one so boring, so repetitive, so dull, so overlong, most would likely forget they ever saw it if they even got part of the way through it. There's certainly got to be boring 3-hour epics out there that fit this description (pretty sure they did one on WAR OF THE WORLDS in fact). Certainly names like Jerry Warren, Andy Milligan and Larry Buchanan deserve mention here too.
Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: Time_Signature on December 28, 2009, 06:38:57 AM The Worst movie ever has got to be Troy. And not even in a so-bad-it's-good or so-bad-it's-charming way, but in a so-bad-it's-not-even-worth-watching way.
Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: El Misfit on December 28, 2009, 10:28:37 AM The Worst movie ever has got to be Troy. And not even in a so-bad-it's-good or so-bad-it's-charming way, but in a so-bad-it's-not-even-worth-watching way. seriously, that bad :buggedout:Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: Time_Signature on December 28, 2009, 11:05:27 AM The Worst movie ever has got to be Troy. And not even in a so-bad-it's-good or so-bad-it's-charming way, but in a so-bad-it's-not-even-worth-watching way. seriously, that bad :buggedout:Yeah, I can honestly say that it's the worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life. It's worse than D-Wars and Dungeons and Dragons (and they're pretty bad in the bad way, too). Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: skuts on December 30, 2009, 07:46:10 PM Off the top of my head in no particular order: What? Worst movies of all time?Star Wars ( 4, 5, 6) Million Dollar Baby Mainstream films that everybody thought were so great but really sucked. Have you ever seen Eegah? Or Oasis of the zombies? The old Star wars trilogy are classics! What is so bad about it? When I think of "worst movies" I really don't consider low/no budget cheezefests because they're already at a loss. I consider atrocities created with decent budgets, real actors, directors and crews that supposedly know what they're doing. So, Return of the Jedi is indeed a worse film than Eegah because The creators of Eegah did the best they could with what they had whereas Lucas and co. had everything they could want and still churned out a lump of crap. First of all, Eegah was made mainly because Arch Hall Sr. wanted to help his son get into the music business. Whereas Lucas had a vision that he wanted to see on film. He succeded in creating a whole universe, with imaginative creatures, the force, and all the other stuff. But what I really want to know, is why do you think that Star wars is the worst movie ever made? Or the Million dollar baby? The acting? The script? What? Arch Hall Sr and Lucas both had a vision. So Hall made Eegah and Lucas made star Wars. Both movies are fun. Star Wars 1 & 2 (New Hope and Empire) were great. Empire is in my favorite stack. But everything after that was crap to milk the cash cow. If you're going to make a movie about a girl boxer, don't turn it into a sermon on how if you think someone's life sucks, you should kill them. Sorry, didn't like 'em. Didn't like Avatar either. Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: Saucerman on December 30, 2009, 08:13:22 PM THE RATS ARE COMING! THE WEREWOLVES ARE HERE!
REDNECK ZOMBIES MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE ZOMBIE STRIPPERS was pretty painfully bad, but not quite "Worst of all time" bad. Personally, I really hate the phrase "Worst movie of all time" because I feel like it's so damned overused. I've heard so many people describe any movie they dislike as "the worst movie ever." Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: Cthulhu on December 31, 2009, 04:51:49 AM Off the top of my head in no particular order: What? Worst movies of all time?Star Wars ( 4, 5, 6) Million Dollar Baby Mainstream films that everybody thought were so great but really sucked. Have you ever seen Eegah? Or Oasis of the zombies? The old Star wars trilogy are classics! What is so bad about it? When I think of "worst movies" I really don't consider low/no budget cheezefests because they're already at a loss. I consider atrocities created with decent budgets, real actors, directors and crews that supposedly know what they're doing. So, Return of the Jedi is indeed a worse film than Eegah because The creators of Eegah did the best they could with what they had whereas Lucas and co. had everything they could want and still churned out a lump of crap. First of all, Eegah was made mainly because Arch Hall Sr. wanted to help his son get into the music business. Whereas Lucas had a vision that he wanted to see on film. He succeded in creating a whole universe, with imaginative creatures, the force, and all the other stuff. But what I really want to know, is why do you think that Star wars is the worst movie ever made? Or the Million dollar baby? The acting? The script? What? Arch Hall Sr and Lucas both had a vision. So Hall made Eegah and Lucas made star Wars. Both movies are fun. Star Wars 1 & 2 (New Hope and Empire) were great. Empire is in my favorite stack. But everything after that was crap to milk the cash cow. If you're going to make a movie about a girl boxer, don't turn it into a sermon on how if you think someone's life sucks, you should kill them. Sorry, didn't like 'em. Didn't like Avatar either. And yeah, the "new" trilogy shouldn't exist. It's horrible. As for Avatar, I don't know, I haven't seen it. Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: skuts on December 31, 2009, 11:31:12 AM There are those movies (the majority) that suffer from bad acting, poor direction, horrible music and dialog that were made by totally incompetent people and even those that should know better.
But the the worse movies (IMHO) are those pretentious pieces of s**t that get made with giant budgets, big name directors and/or stars and pushed on audiences as the latest and greatest when all they are are pointless pieces of crap or public masturbation. Avatar falls right into that category. Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: Sleepyskull on December 31, 2009, 02:37:38 PM Personally, I really hate the phrase "Worst movie of all time" because I feel like it's so damned overused. I've heard so many people describe any movie they dislike as "the worst movie ever." I agree Saucerman. On a similar note, It seems to me that no one movie will ever be the worst. Also, I feel that the worst movies are those that are just plain boring. This is because a movie should do one or more of the following: 1. entertain 2. provoke/stimulate thought 3. educate 4. provoke/stimulate emotion If anybody thinks of something else, please let me know! Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: Psycho Circus on December 31, 2009, 02:41:00 PM But the the worse movies (IMHO) are those pretentious pieces of s**t that get made with giant budgets, big name directors and/or stars and pushed on audiences as the latest and greatest when all they are are pointless pieces of crap or public masturbation. Avatar falls right into that category. Totally agree, especially due to the reliance on CGI also. Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: SkullBat308 on January 05, 2010, 12:33:02 AM The Worst movie ever has got to be Troy. And not even in a so-bad-it's-good or so-bad-it's-charming way, but in a so-bad-it's-not-even-worth-watching way. LOL I got that for Christmas LOL!!!!!! Title: Re: Worst Movies Of All Time Nomination Post by: Time_Signature on January 05, 2010, 06:54:31 AM The Worst movie ever has got to be Troy. And not even in a so-bad-it's-good or so-bad-it's-charming way, but in a so-bad-it's-not-even-worth-watching way. LOL I got that for Christmas LOL!!!!!! Well, maybe you'll like it. And that's fair enough. But I really hated it - what a waste of money that cinema ticket was. |