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Title: Raiders of the Endangered Species Post by: hellbilly on December 22, 2009, 07:40:09 AM (http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/get-attachment.aspx.jpeg)
"The rare green burmese peacock-pheasant parrot agreed to pose for a snapshot after Darlene pointed her weapon in the other direction" Title: Re: Raiders of the Endangered Species Post by: AndyC on December 22, 2009, 09:22:43 AM "We trained Petey here to fire an assault rifle."
Title: Re: Raiders of the Endangered Species Post by: Mr. DS on December 22, 2009, 12:21:33 PM The assault weapon was there to make sure Mr. Chirpers didn't have any "accidents" during the photo shoot.
Title: Re: Raiders of the Endangered Species Post by: AndyC on December 22, 2009, 01:24:34 PM They had the rifle, they had the glasses, but the other hunters refused to take them seriously until they could save up for a real falcon.
Title: Re: Raiders of the Endangered Species Post by: Flangepart on December 23, 2009, 02:07:49 PM (Awk) Go and kill my human slaves...and bring me bird seed!(Awk)
Title: Re: Raiders of the Endangered Species Post by: AndyC on December 23, 2009, 05:36:49 PM "Braak, long live the white race, braak, Polly want a cracker!"
Title: Re: Raiders of the Endangered Species Post by: Mr. DS on December 23, 2009, 06:22:59 PM Petey the Parrot was very proud of his taxidermy pieces.
Title: Re: Raiders of the Endangered Species Post by: AndyC on December 23, 2009, 07:18:47 PM "Sure it's a hunting rifle. The bayonet is for weeks when the welfare check arrives too late to buy ammo."
Title: Re: Raiders of the Endangered Species Post by: El Misfit on December 23, 2009, 08:48:47 PM the two "couple" are happy, but really, the photographer gave each what the other prized so much to get them together before the field erupts and kills them all
Title: Re: Raiders of the Endangered Species Post by: paula on December 24, 2009, 01:29:38 AM (http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/get-attachment.aspx.jpeg) "Boy, Ron Jeremy has done some weird porn....but....this??" Title: Re: Raiders of the Endangered Species Post by: sprite75 on December 24, 2009, 01:35:17 AM Wife: Gee, I would love to have a few four letter words with the girl at Pearle Vision who thought these would look really great on me.
Husband: What are you complaining about? Mine made me look like a total perv! Title: Re: Raiders of the Endangered Species Post by: retrorussell on December 24, 2009, 01:53:57 AM Ted Nugent recently challenged patrons of his Grilled Game restaurant to bring something new to the table, so to speak. The menu soon featured a new weekly special: Deep Fried Parakeet Wings.
Title: Re: Raiders of the Endangered Species Post by: Jack on December 24, 2009, 07:24:36 AM We got this parakeet using a 110 gram .30 caliber hollow point, 1900 feet per second muzzle velocity, with a 4x30 dual illuminate rubber coated mil-dot tactical scope.
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