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Title: Bush on the Phone
Post by: Ash on December 24, 2009, 05:07:29 PM
What could former president Bush or the person on the other end of the line be saying?

(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8578/bushphone1242393c.jpg) (http://img694.imageshack.us/i/bushphone1242393c.jpg/)

"Ooohh yeah...  That's hot!  Now tell me what you'd do to me!"



Title: Re: Bush on the Phone
Post by: El Misfit on December 26, 2009, 03:25:11 PM
yeah, so that's 18Lbs of crack for me and 100Lbs for Cheney


Title: Re: Bush on the Phone
Post by: sprite75 on December 27, 2009, 10:54:08 PM
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8578/bushphone1242393c.jpg)

Bart Simpson: Which way does the water turn in your toilets when you flush them?
Bush: I didn't realize the toilets flushed up here.


Title: Re: Bush on the Phone
Post by: retrorussell on December 29, 2009, 03:54:38 AM
([url]http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8578/bushphone1242393c.jpg[/url])



(Bush giggles to himself after dialing number)
"Hello, this is Frank's Bowling Lanes.  Can I help you?"
Bush: "Yeah.  How big are your balls?" (giggles some more)
Frank: "They weigh from 5 pounds to 16 pounds."
Bush: "HOW THE HELL CAN YOU WALK?!!"
(Laughs hysterically, then hangs up phone)


Title: Re: Bush on the Phone
Post by: El Misfit on December 30, 2009, 06:07:44 PM
What could former president Bush or the person on the other end of the line be saying?

([url]http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8578/bushphone1242393c.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://img694.imageshack.us/i/bushphone1242393c.jpg/[/url])




Torgo: Hello?
Bush: What is your advice?
Torgo: Go f**k yourself
Bush: Where?
Torgo: In the ass


Title: Re: Bush on the Phone
Post by: Mr. DS on December 31, 2009, 07:41:41 PM
"Hello President Obama...is a Hugh Gass there?  No?  Well look on your wife."   (hangs up)


Title: Re: Bush on the Phone
Post by: AndyC on January 03, 2010, 11:44:14 PM
"I don't know. I think I might have Aunt Jemima by the box. Let me ask the cook."


Title: Re: Bush on the Phone
Post by: BlackAngel75 on January 05, 2010, 03:53:19 AM
The cow says, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Title: Re: Bush on the Phone
Post by: AndyC on January 05, 2010, 08:54:41 AM
Raffi really did call the White House on his bananaphone.


Title: Re: Bush on the Phone
Post by: paula on January 08, 2010, 12:31:34 AM
"I don't know. I think I might have Aunt Jemima by the box. Let me ask the cook."

box...you are on fire lately!


Title: Re: Bush on the Phone
Post by: El Misfit on January 08, 2010, 11:48:03 PM
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