Title: How's the new hand? Post by: sprite75 on December 29, 2009, 01:54:16 AM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/a/ac/RedemptionInterior.jpg) Lando: So how's the new hand, Luke? Luke: Oh, it's great. It's so much stronger than the original. One question though. Do you know where I could get a hot dog out here? Lando: Why would you want a hotdog? Luke: The doc droid said to practice with a hot dog, but I'm not sure where to get a good one. Lando: Have you tried the ship's commissary? Luke: No, the ones they got are as hard as rocks... Title: Re: How's the new hand? Post by: retrorussell on December 29, 2009, 04:50:17 AM ([url]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/a/ac/RedemptionInterior.jpg[/url]) C3PO: R2, don't look. Master Luke and the princess are going to have another incestuous make-out session. R2: Bwoooooop! (yuck!) Title: Re: How's the new hand? Post by: El Misfit on December 30, 2009, 06:09:41 PM Luke:Hmmm, if a chicken and half lays an egg and a half in a minute and a half, how long does it take to get to Endor?
Title: Re: How's the new hand? Post by: Mr. DS on December 31, 2009, 07:39:28 PM Luke recovers from his drunken Life Day escapades.
Title: Re: How's the new hand? Post by: sprite75 on December 31, 2009, 10:13:16 PM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/a/ac/RedemptionInterior.jpg) Luke: Someone tell Leia to stop looking at me like that. I'm getting a chubby. Title: Re: How's the new hand? Post by: Mr. DS on January 01, 2010, 08:09:34 AM Med Droid: "You may want to tell the others to leave sir, its time for your prostate exam..."
Title: Re: How's the new hand? Post by: SPazzo on January 07, 2010, 02:21:04 AM LUKE: "Why does my new hand smell like fish?"
MED DROID: "Uhhh...." Title: Re: How's the new hand? Post by: Mr. DS on January 07, 2010, 12:14:56 PM Med Droid To Luke: "You're all set sir...by the way could you introduce me to your golden friend. He has a sweet chrome @ss..."
Title: Re: How's the new hand? Post by: El Misfit on January 07, 2010, 02:33:25 PM Finally, i can Climb WALLS!
Title: Re: How's the new hand? Post by: AndyC on January 07, 2010, 08:58:58 PM How's the new hand Luke?
It's cool. (you might have to think about that one) Title: Re: How's the new hand? Post by: paula on January 08, 2010, 12:17:45 AM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/a/ac/RedemptionInterior.jpg) um, you might want to test drive that thing on a sausage or something first....we've had some models go into overdrive and....it wouldn't be pretty. Title: Re: How's the new hand? Post by: Newt on January 08, 2010, 09:19:56 AM Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille.
Title: Re: How's the new hand? Post by: sprite75 on January 09, 2010, 12:45:22 AM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/a/ac/RedemptionInterior.jpg) Luke: So am I good to go. Med Droid: Yes. But practice on a melon first before attempting to engage in intimate relations with your sister. Otherwise you might wind up doing serious damage. Title: Re: How's the new hand? Post by: El Misfit on January 09, 2010, 09:56:30 AM R2D2 thinking:" beeeeep bepobe beep"- translate into Yes, another Robot to deal with
Title: Re: How's the new hand? Post by: Psycho Circus on January 09, 2010, 10:21:01 AM In space, masturbation is a very technical affair...
Title: Re: How's the new hand? Post by: Flangepart on January 15, 2010, 03:07:52 PM Droid: Hows the hand sir?
Luke: Its okey, but the middle finger keeps sticking up when ever Han walks by. |