Title: We have a problem... Post by: El Misfit on January 02, 2010, 11:27:26 PM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1248_-1.jpg)
Sheriff: It makes me cry; NO more donuts are left in the box Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: Rev. Powell on January 03, 2010, 12:05:40 AM We pulled him over for doing 300 in a 35 MPH zone.
Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: sprite75 on January 03, 2010, 12:14:55 AM Goddamn that Superman. Always setting disabled jets down in the middle of roadways or in the middle of baseball stadiums rather than at the airport.
Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: SPazzo on January 03, 2010, 01:49:20 AM 1st guy in car: That was it? That's all that 2012 can throw at us?
2nd guy in car: Um... Sir? Tim Curry was in that plane... 1st guy in car: NOOOOO!!!!! Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: retrorussell on January 03, 2010, 06:26:21 AM Doctor on plane to pilot: I just want to let you know. We're all counting on you.
Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: Mr. DS on January 03, 2010, 06:50:19 PM Policeman: "You can't park that here...move your vehicle immdiately..."
Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: AndyC on January 03, 2010, 11:41:31 PM "All right, everybody, move along. Nothin' to see here."
Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: Flangepart on January 04, 2010, 02:00:17 PM ([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1248_-1.jpg[/url]) Co-Pilot: Think we can get a job with Northwest? Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: BlackAngel75 on January 05, 2010, 01:42:53 AM This is my "Sully" moment
Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: AndyC on January 05, 2010, 08:48:54 AM This new season of Lost doesn't make any sense.
Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: Silverlady on January 05, 2010, 04:47:53 PM ([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1248_-1.jpg[/url]) Pilot to Control Tower: You said it was just a little icing problem on the runway! Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: Mr. DS on January 05, 2010, 09:36:36 PM Pilot: "Attention passengers, we'll need a few volunteers to get out and push..."
Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: indianasmith on January 05, 2010, 10:06:55 PM "This is your captain speaking. There is no cause for alarm. Thank you."
Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: AndyC on January 05, 2010, 10:38:01 PM "....and if you look out the window to your right, you'll see some representatives of the Chicago Police Department."
Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: BlackAngel75 on January 06, 2010, 12:41:19 AM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1248_-1.jpg) Need a moment? Chew on Twix Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: Mr. DS on January 06, 2010, 12:12:31 PM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1248_-1.jpg)
Pilot: "For those with connecting flights to Newark, you'll have to walk a few blocks up to the next bus stop, take the 11:45 bus to the airport and...." OR Copilot to Pilot: "Gesundheit" Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: AndyC on January 06, 2010, 02:13:07 PM This Boeing moment was brought to you by your good friends at Airbus.
Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: El Misfit on January 06, 2010, 02:18:48 PM ([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1248_-1.jpg[/url]) When a penny causes dramatic results Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: Mr. DS on January 07, 2010, 12:16:09 PM Why one shouldn't try to parallel park a plane.
Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: El Misfit on January 07, 2010, 02:21:38 PM these new tires reallyworks well, we didn't crash into the gas station!
Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: Mr. DS on January 07, 2010, 07:30:34 PM "well thank god, the old lady with the shopping cart broke our fall..."
Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: El Misfit on January 07, 2010, 08:14:07 PM The pilot was intoxicated
Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: AndyC on January 07, 2010, 08:55:54 PM Man, they're pulling everybody over for these holiday spot checks.
Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: paula on January 08, 2010, 12:19:31 AM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1248_-1.jpg) Hey, Sgt....there's no box in this accident report for "aircraft".... Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: paula on January 08, 2010, 12:20:58 AM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1248_-1.jpg) Right... up yours Sully, anyone can ski in on nice soft water, try it on pavement! Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: El Misfit on January 08, 2010, 02:29:41 PM ([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1248_-1.jpg[/url]) Doug's Doughnuts really is the main attraction to Chicago Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: El Misfit on January 09, 2010, 06:17:13 PM Wow, Circus really attracts more clowns than ever
Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: Rev. Powell on February 20, 2010, 10:00:28 PM Wow, Circus really attracts more clowns than ever Bull, you should really stop making half your humorous captions about Circus... notice he hasn't been around much anymore? He was getting a little tired of those jokes. Title: Re: We have a problem... Post by: El Misfit on February 21, 2010, 12:04:44 AM When Barney Grumble burps too loud
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