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Title: We have a problem...
Post by: El Misfit on January 02, 2010, 11:27:26 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1248_-1.jpg)
Sheriff: It makes me cry; NO more donuts are left in the box


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 03, 2010, 12:05:40 AM
We pulled him over for doing 300 in a 35 MPH zone.


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: sprite75 on January 03, 2010, 12:14:55 AM
Goddamn that Superman.  Always setting disabled jets down in the middle of roadways or in the middle of baseball stadiums rather than at the airport.


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: SPazzo on January 03, 2010, 01:49:20 AM
1st guy in car:  That was it?  That's all that 2012 can throw at us?
2nd guy in car:  Um... Sir?  Tim Curry was in that plane...
1st guy in car:  NOOOOO!!!!!


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: retrorussell on January 03, 2010, 06:26:21 AM
Doctor on plane to pilot: I just want to let you know.  We're all counting on you.


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: Mr. DS on January 03, 2010, 06:50:19 PM
Policeman:  "You can't park that here...move your vehicle immdiately..."


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: AndyC on January 03, 2010, 11:41:31 PM
"All right, everybody, move along. Nothin' to see here."


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: Flangepart on January 04, 2010, 02:00:17 PM
([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1248_-1.jpg[/url])
Co-Pilot: Think we can get a job with Northwest?


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: BlackAngel75 on January 05, 2010, 01:42:53 AM
This is my "Sully" moment


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: AndyC on January 05, 2010, 08:48:54 AM
This new season of Lost doesn't make any sense.


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: Silverlady on January 05, 2010, 04:47:53 PM
([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1248_-1.jpg[/url])
Pilot to Control Tower: You said it was just a little icing problem on the runway!



Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: Mr. DS on January 05, 2010, 09:36:36 PM
Pilot:  "Attention passengers, we'll need a few volunteers to get out and push..."


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: indianasmith on January 05, 2010, 10:06:55 PM
"This is your captain speaking.  There is no cause for alarm.  Thank you."


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: AndyC on January 05, 2010, 10:38:01 PM
"....and if you look out the window to your right, you'll see some representatives of the Chicago Police Department."


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: BlackAngel75 on January 06, 2010, 12:41:19 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1248_-1.jpg)


Need a moment?  Chew on Twix


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: Mr. DS on January 06, 2010, 12:12:31 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1248_-1.jpg)
Pilot: "For those with connecting flights to Newark, you'll have to walk a few blocks up to the next bus stop, take the 11:45 bus to the airport and...."

OR


Copilot to Pilot:  "Gesundheit"


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: AndyC on January 06, 2010, 02:13:07 PM
This Boeing moment was brought to you by your good friends at Airbus.


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: El Misfit on January 06, 2010, 02:18:48 PM
([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1248_-1.jpg[/url])
When a penny causes dramatic results


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: Mr. DS on January 07, 2010, 12:16:09 PM
Why one shouldn't try to parallel park a plane.


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: El Misfit on January 07, 2010, 02:21:38 PM
these new tires reallyworks well, we didn't crash into the gas station!


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: Mr. DS on January 07, 2010, 07:30:34 PM
"well thank god, the old lady with the shopping cart broke our fall..."


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: El Misfit on January 07, 2010, 08:14:07 PM
The pilot was intoxicated


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: AndyC on January 07, 2010, 08:55:54 PM
Man, they're pulling everybody over for these holiday spot checks.


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: paula on January 08, 2010, 12:19:31 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1248_-1.jpg)

Hey, Sgt....there's no box in this accident report for "aircraft"....


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: paula on January 08, 2010, 12:20:58 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1248_-1.jpg)

Right... up yours Sully, anyone can ski in on nice soft water, try it on pavement!


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: El Misfit on January 08, 2010, 02:29:41 PM
([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1248_-1.jpg[/url])
Doug's Doughnuts really is the main attraction to Chicago


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: El Misfit on January 09, 2010, 06:17:13 PM
Wow, Circus really attracts more clowns than ever


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 20, 2010, 10:00:28 PM
Wow, Circus really attracts more clowns than ever

Bull, you should really stop making half your humorous captions about Circus... notice he hasn't been around much anymore?  He was getting a little tired of those jokes. 


Title: Re: We have a problem...
Post by: El Misfit on February 21, 2010, 12:04:44 AM
When Barney Grumble burps too loud