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Title: E.T. the Porno Review by Cinema Snob!?
Post by: InformationGeek on January 07, 2010, 06:10:50 PM
I didn't watch all of the review outside of the opening due to the fact that I would like to keep my own sanity intact.  I personally never seen the E.T. movie we all love, but I would not want to taint my eyes before seeing it.  So, view at your own risk and prepare to shake with fear at the sight of this crap!

Also, this is the first review I found from Cinema Snob that I posted, so enjoy his work.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/224-cs/15636-tcs001 (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/224-cs/15636-tcs001)


Title: Re: E.T. the Porno Review by Cinema Snob!?
Post by: Mr. DS on January 07, 2010, 07:44:40 PM
I think I need to find this video.


Title: Re: E.T. the Porno Review by Cinema Snob!?
Post by: InformationGeek on January 07, 2010, 08:08:35 PM
I think I need to find this video.

Why?  As it inspired you to review it?


Title: Re: E.T. the Porno Review by Cinema Snob!?
Post by: Mr. DS on January 07, 2010, 08:15:04 PM
I think I need to find this video.

Why?  As it inspired you to review it?
No, the perv in me wants to see how they work the XXX scenes.   :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: E.T. the Porno Review by Cinema Snob!?
Post by: SkullBat308 on January 08, 2010, 04:40:16 AM
I think I need to find this video.

Why?  As it inspired you to review it?
No, the perv in me wants to see how they work the XXX scenes.   :bouncegiggle:

LOL Really though, what a weird idea :bouncegiggle: I also need to see this.


Title: Re: E.T. the Porno Review by Cinema Snob!?
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 08, 2010, 01:38:51 PM
I've seen it.  :bluesad:

It's so wrong and creepy. It looks like a woman giving birth to a giant turd and I know I can never, ever remove those images from my skull haggis...


Title: Re: E.T. the Porno Review by Cinema Snob!?
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on January 09, 2010, 05:16:58 PM
I didn't see a post as to what is the meaning of "E.T." in the porn version of the film, so here it is. "E.T." stands for "Extra Testicle." That's the thing about porn versions of films. I've often found that the best thing about them is the title. Everything after that is usually downhill.