Title: I wish I had known Post by: sprite75 on January 08, 2010, 11:28:29 PM (http://usera.ImageCave.com/47of74/2/sleeping.jpg) Wife: I wish I had known this was what marriage would be like after 15 years. Husband: (snoring loudly) Title: Re: I wish I had known Post by: El Misfit on January 08, 2010, 11:46:48 PM suddenly, robbers robbed the Robertson's of all of their items
Title: Re: I wish I had known Post by: silkandspikes on January 15, 2010, 05:04:32 PM You can't have a water bed without a whale.
Title: Re: I wish I had known Post by: Mr. DS on January 15, 2010, 05:16:45 PM Foreplay just wasn't the same as when they were thin and young.
Title: Re: I wish I had known Post by: AndyC on January 17, 2010, 07:16:22 PM "Hey hey hey, quit hoggin' the covers, b***h."
Title: Re: I wish I had known Post by: El Misfit on January 17, 2010, 07:55:13 PM the funny thing is that it is 1:00 P.M.
Title: Re: I wish I had known Post by: retrorussell on January 17, 2010, 09:17:01 PM ([url]http://usera.ImageCave.com/47of74/2/sleeping.jpg[/url]) To prevent excessive methane poisoning in the household, they sleep with their backs to each other and pass their farts back and forth during the night. Title: Re: I wish I had known Post by: El Misfit on January 18, 2010, 07:12:56 PM Both the husband and wife are pregnant :tongueout:
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