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Title: Queen of Blood
Post by: AndyC on January 11, 2010, 08:31:52 AM
(http://5g8.net/uploader/12628579661670_planet%20of%20blood.jpg)
"Blood? f**k that s**t! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"


Title: Re: Queen of Blood
Post by: El Misfit on January 11, 2010, 08:38:47 AM
guy: Mmmmm, Apple (makes the Homer sound when he daydreams about doughnuts)


Title: Re: Queen of Blood
Post by: Mr. DS on January 11, 2010, 09:05:30 AM
GuY: "I'm not saying you don't look pretty, its just a bit too...well...'onion-like' for me dear..."


Title: Re: Queen of Blood
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 11, 2010, 11:38:40 AM
I'm not so sure that money we spent on the tanning bed was worth it.


Title: Re: Queen of Blood
Post by: AndyC on January 11, 2010, 12:33:35 PM
Looking closely at his work, Mr. Dennis decided the spider sac was not going to be the next beehive. Undeterred, he picked up his scissors and started over.


Title: Re: Queen of Blood
Post by: retrorussell on January 11, 2010, 10:23:13 PM
([url]http://5g8.net/uploader/12628579661670_planet%20of%20blood.jpg[/url])



Woman: Like my Gary Oldman Dracula outfit?
Guy: (holding in vomit) Hrlllffff!!!


Title: Re: Queen of Blood
Post by: Silverlady on January 11, 2010, 10:24:58 PM

Guy:  "Uh, honey ... you sure you have the wig on right.  It looks like you've got a white chicken roosting on your head."


Title: Re: Queen of Blood
Post by: AndyC on January 11, 2010, 10:29:42 PM
"You know, I thought it was just the hairdo, but her head really is that shape."


Title: Re: Queen of Blood
Post by: Flangepart on January 15, 2010, 03:09:14 PM
Well, I say you're andorian, and you hide the antenna in the hair, am I right?