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Title: Product Fail
Post by: InformationGeek on January 15, 2010, 05:28:34 PM
(http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/images/blogimages/2009/11/27/1259347941-500x_jar-jar-binks-candy-tongue.jpg)

I wonder how the marketing department was able to push this product?


Title: Re: Product Fail
Post by: El Misfit on January 15, 2010, 06:07:12 PM
The limited edition Star Wars dildo for the girls  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Product Fail
Post by: Mr. DS on January 15, 2010, 08:10:40 PM
"Meeesa reeeeeaallly funnny seeeeee...me be makin' your bathy-timey kinky..."


Title: Re: Product Fail
Post by: retrorussell on January 16, 2010, 05:51:38 AM
When Anakin had to go out on Jedi missions, Padme kept this in her dresser drawer.


Title: Re: Product Fail
Post by: sprite75 on January 16, 2010, 01:44:47 PM
When Anakin had to go out on Jedi missions, Padme kept this in her dresser drawer.

And some 35 years later, Leia would unknowingly follow in her mother's footsteps when she got one of these for herself for those times when Han was away from home.


Title: Re: Product Fail
Post by: retrorussell on January 16, 2010, 02:46:30 PM
When Anakin had to go out on Jedi missions, Padme kept this in her dresser drawer.

And some 35 years later, Leia would unknowingly follow in her mother's footsteps when she got one of these for herself for those times when Han was away from home.

Or maybe it's the same one...?  :buggedout:


Title: Re: Product Fail
Post by: sprite75 on January 16, 2010, 07:44:54 PM
When Anakin had to go out on Jedi missions, Padme kept this in her dresser drawer.

And some 35 years later, Leia would unknowingly follow in her mother's footsteps when she got one of these for herself for those times when Han was away from home.

Or maybe it's the same one...?  :buggedout:

God I hope not!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: Product Fail
Post by: AndyC on January 17, 2010, 07:22:19 PM
After the movie's release, a new marketing strategy was necessary, and the item sold well as Jar Jar's head on a pike.


Title: Re: Product Fail
Post by: SPazzo on January 20, 2010, 12:59:04 AM
George Lucas at a marketing meeting in 1998: "And for the Star Wars fan with the tongue fetish..."

(But seriously, I think I remember seeing something like this when that *shudder* movie came out.


Title: Re: Product Fail
Post by: Flangepart on January 22, 2010, 03:19:48 PM
If grabboids had eyes...


Title: Re: Product Fail
Post by: paula on January 23, 2010, 02:56:11 AM
(http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/images/blogimages/2009/11/27/1259347941-500x_jar-jar-binks-candy-tongue.jpg)

....i have something that resembles that....does this one spin too?


Title: Re: Product Fail
Post by: paula on January 23, 2010, 03:11:14 AM
(http://i973.photobucket.com/albums/ae218/rapturemassage/yhst-74741684514875_2091_3367661.jpg)

win??  fail??