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Title: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: Mr. DS on January 21, 2010, 09:35:50 PM
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/swjiwji/redneck.jpg)
Side note, I think this may be one of my favorite news story quotes of all time...
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The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sheep-gives-birth-to-human-faced-lamb/story-e6freuy9-1225819071357


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: InformationGeek on January 21, 2010, 09:40:59 PM
Ah... what the hell!   :buggedout: :buggedout:


I showed my parents this and they think it is a fake.  I'm not too sure about this personally.  I'll have to show this to my biology teacher and see what he thinks.


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 21, 2010, 09:47:26 PM
I think they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes.


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: Mr. DS on January 21, 2010, 09:52:09 PM
Either way Rev, this is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad.


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: Allhallowsday on January 21, 2010, 09:58:24 PM
Either way Rev, this is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Mmm.  You ain't kid din'.


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: El Misfit on January 21, 2010, 10:51:10 PM
DAMN MAN


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: indianasmith on January 21, 2010, 11:32:34 PM
Reminds me of a poem my college English teacher shared with the class, entitled

SHEEP CHILD. 

Bizarre stuff.


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 22, 2010, 02:29:48 PM
Creepy. I showed this to a few people at work and they were hugely sceptical. The thing is, it was burnt so it can't be studied and if such freakish abnormalities of nature were more commonplace, then no one would question it.  Stories like this make the world interesting.


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: SPazzo on January 22, 2010, 02:51:12 PM
That's just terrible, ewe know. :wink:


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: Mr. DS on January 22, 2010, 05:16:03 PM
I'm feeling sheepish...


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: El Misfit on January 22, 2010, 05:21:12 PM
Sorry, Torgo came first


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: Criswell on January 23, 2010, 10:16:40 PM
Wow that's crazy. i'm sorta sceptec on this but who knows?


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: Cthulhu on January 24, 2010, 06:12:06 AM
I call bulls**t on that.


Hooray for jokes that make no sense!


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 25, 2010, 02:53:58 AM
Didn't we see something else like this recently?

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1I7KiCuAU4k/SyBVDAAjExI/AAAAAAAAFPg/uFQezHLAQjs/s400/sheep_man_kidicarus222.jpg)


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: Newt on January 25, 2010, 08:41:07 AM
There were stories about a goat giving birth to a kid with a human-appearing face/head back in September.  Supposedly in Zimbabwe.  The quotations that are included in the story in the link actually appear in that story too.  So it looks to me like someone has combined two or re-issued the first story with changes?  Someone online referenced the story having first appeared in pravda...is that a reliable source for such things?  I have no idea, but suspect not.

All that in concert with the odd use of words - a baby sheep is NOT a 'calf' (poor translation?) - should cause one to question IMO.  Never mind the incredibly stupid assertion that humans and other species can actually interbreed.   :lookingup:  Wouldn't there be herds of human-faced sheep and goats in parts of the world by now if that were so?


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: Mofo Rising on January 25, 2010, 10:13:12 AM
Never mind the incredibly stupid assertion that humans and other species can actually interbreed.   :lookingup:  Wouldn't there be herds of human-faced sheep and goats in parts of the world by now if that were so?

Obviously you've never been trapped on the moors of New Zealand ("Oh sure, they've got tons of moors.") on a moonless night, with no form of transportation other than a pair of legs and a twisted ankle, listening to the terrifying half-moan/half-bleat/half-baa of the tripartite terror known as the goat-sheep-man, first behind you, now in front of you. Looking down at the ancient firearm you had managed to salvage from the gypsy's destroyed caravan, wondering if you should go out fighting or save the last bullet for yourself...


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: Saucerman on January 25, 2010, 10:43:05 AM
Mary had a little lamb.  Which formed the basis of the case when her husband filed for divorce. 


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 25, 2010, 05:22:00 PM
The Men of the town of St. Hutton
Have a strong penchant for mutton.
Be it Ewe Lamb or Ram,
They give not a damn
But immediately start to unbutton


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: Raffine on January 25, 2010, 11:14:07 PM
Ewe.


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: meQal on January 27, 2010, 01:45:40 PM
I can't believe the shear gall they had to print this story.


Title: Re: Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb
Post by: paula on February 02, 2010, 11:43:33 PM
Mary had a little lamb.  Which formed the basis of the case when her husband filed for divorce. 

sometimes a girls gotta do what sheeps gotta do!