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Title: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: Rev. Powell on February 15, 2010, 01:19:57 PM "In a new interview with Details magazine, in which Pattinson was photographed with several scantily-clad female models, the British actor reveals why the shoot wasn't exactly his cup of tea.
'I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina,' he tells Details." http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/02/14/2010-02-14_twilight_star_robert_pattinson_hates_vaginas_but_loves_his_dog.html No comment. I'm going to let the rest of you handle this one. Title: Re: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: Mr. DS on February 15, 2010, 02:59:11 PM He also sparkles.
Title: Re: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: Cthulhu on February 15, 2010, 03:34:56 PM You know, around here we call guys who are allergic to vaginas "gay".
Title: Re: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: El Misfit on February 15, 2010, 05:09:24 PM so he's a gay guy? that explains a lot!
Title: Re: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: 3mnkids on February 16, 2010, 08:29:02 AM wow, that is so..... not surprising. :tongueout:
Title: Re: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: Trevor on February 16, 2010, 10:14:44 AM That reminds me of the scene in the film Peter's Friends where Emma Thompson drops her robe and stands kaalgat [naked] in front of Stephen Fry, saying "Fill me with your little babies!" Now, any guy would melt into a puddle and rise to the occasion right there, but Fry tells her "I'm not in the vagina business." :teddyr:
Title: Re: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: Mr. DS on February 16, 2010, 12:52:26 PM I've always wondered if the Kristen Stewart thing is a well set up front. They both seem like they'd play for the "same team" if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: Joe the Destroyer on February 17, 2010, 06:51:01 AM I suppose I'd be a gay vampire too if I were allergic to vagina.
Title: Re: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: Paquita on February 18, 2010, 09:42:53 PM This reminds me of something Terrence Howard said about what makes him stop dating a woman:
"Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean." What's with all these dudes coming out thinking girls are icky all of a sudden!? For the record, I do keep a container of flushable wipes in the bathroom, just in case Terrence Howard comes over. Title: Re: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: El Misfit on February 18, 2010, 09:46:45 PM man he's missin out on a trip of a life time :teddyr:
Title: Re: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: Jim H on February 19, 2010, 03:09:56 AM This reminds me of something Terrence Howard said about what makes him stop dating a woman: "Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean." What's with all these dudes coming out thinking girls are icky all of a sudden!? For the record, I do keep a container of flushable wipes in the bathroom, just in case Terrence Howard comes over. You know, baby wipes aren't the only wet solution for wiping.. Just sayin'. Maybe Howard would be happy if his woman used the method used in many poorer parts of the country of simply using ones hand coupled with a jug of water. Title: Re: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: BoyScoutKevin on February 19, 2010, 05:41:24 PM This reminds me of something Terrence Howard said about what makes him stop dating a woman: "Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean." What's with all these dudes coming out thinking girls are icky all of a sudden!? For the record, I do keep a container of flushable wipes in the bathroom, just in case Terrence Howard comes over. You know, baby wipes aren't the only wet solution for wiping.. Just sayin'. Maybe Howard would be happy if his woman used the method used in many poorer parts of the country of simply using ones hand coupled with a jug of water. Actually, he'd be happier if there was a bidet in every American bathroom. Title: Re: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: Javakoala on February 21, 2010, 01:35:43 PM I have no problem with them. In fact, my favorite person in the world has a vagina, and I have a very friendly relationship with it. :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: Andrew on February 21, 2010, 01:48:56 PM Does anybody want to buy and mail him a DVD of "The Strangeness?" That should be pretty good nightmare fuel for him.
I've met women who expressed a loathing of the male organ - as in it disgusted or frightened them, so I guess it makes sense that there are guys who are freaked out by the female genitalia. Title: Re: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: El Misfit on February 21, 2010, 02:09:37 PM Does anybody want to buy and mail him a DVD of "The Strangeness?" That should be pretty good nightmare fuel for him. (in a sarcastic tone) but then, he won't be in the next Twilight series and the girls would go mad.! Title: Re: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: Joe the Destroyer on February 21, 2010, 04:04:41 PM Does anybody want to buy and mail him a DVD of "The Strangeness?" That should be pretty good nightmare fuel for him. I've met women who expressed a loathing of the male organ - as in it disgusted or frightened them, so I guess it makes sense that there are guys who are freaked out by the female genitalia. I'll buy The Strangeness if you mail the girl a copy of Spasms. Title: Re: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: Count Ratfink on February 24, 2010, 09:39:03 AM You know, around here we call guys who are allergic to vaginas "gay". I suspect it's far more likely his way of putting some distance between him and at least some of those 26 million crazy, rabid TwiTards who would love nothing more than to satisfy their own "flesh and blood" desires with the poor guy. I mean, just consider things from his point of view. Every time I've seen him make an appearance on TV, he just looks so hesitant and apprehensive, probably expecting some 14-year old or looney tune housewife to randomly jump on stage to touch him, say that she's his biggest fan, gush about his movies, or harrass him in some other way. Can you blame him for perhaps putting up a fake facade to take the wind out of the sails out of even some of those freaks? I sure don't. Also, having had some experience with British humor, I think it could've also been meant in jest, maybe even as a sly acknowledgement that yes, he does actually like it! Title: Re: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: Allhallowsday on February 27, 2010, 06:42:17 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNaKgSNDOok
Title: Re: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: RCMerchant on February 27, 2010, 09:04:28 PM Hey...Ive seen some scary vaginas...well...not too scary,I guess. Kinda scary when I woke up the next day. Needed penniciilin.Penniciilun. PENNISILLIN. PENN-AHHHH! HOW DO YOU SPELL THIS WORD!?!?! :hot:
Title: Re: Robert Pattison claims vagina allergy Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on February 28, 2010, 09:54:16 PM I tried to stay out of this, but my cursed brain... This might be one allergy where the main symptom is lack of swelling.
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