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Title: Here’s Your Jumbo Jeans You Can Sleep In, America
Post by: 3mnkids on February 18, 2010, 03:14:23 PM
http://wonkette.com/413772/heres-your-jumbo-jeans-you-can-sleep-in-america

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Tired of taking off your giant sweat pants before you go to work at Wal-Mart? Sick of taking off your huge jeans before falling asleep with Jay Leno and a Domino’s box on your lap? The American Dream is alive and well, losers, because now you can just put on a gigantic pair of “pajama jeans” and be done with it. No more dirty laundry everywhere, because it’s all on you! No more bathing, no more trouble. Order one pair today, because it’s the last clothing you’ll ever need. Giant T-shirt and tattoos on your ankles sold separately
     :teddyr:   I love wonkette..

The video of this uh, amazing product? is pretty funny, in a pathetic kinda way.    http://www.pajamajeans.com/



Title: Re: Here’s Your Jumbo Jeans You Can Sleep In, America
Post by: Jack on February 18, 2010, 05:19:58 PM
I love one of the comments over there:

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Now if only they could make them uglier and more expensive, I’d love them.


Title: Re: Here’s Your Jumbo Jeans You Can Sleep In, America
Post by: 3mnkids on February 18, 2010, 07:20:28 PM
The comments on Wonkette are usually pretty damn funny. Here are a couple of my favs from this article

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Do they come with Oxycontin in the pockets or do I have to provide that myself?

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Once I customize them to include a bag (and a time-release Febreeze patch), I can poop in them while I sleep!






Title: Re: Here’s Your Jumbo Jeans You Can Sleep In, America
Post by: El Misfit on February 18, 2010, 07:25:18 PM
[url]http://wonkette.com/413772/heres-your-jumbo-jeans-you-can-sleep-in-america[/url]

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TNo more dirty laundry everywhere, because it’s all on you! No more bathing, no more trouble. Order one pair today, because it’s the last clothing you’ll ever need.
     :teddyr:   




yes, you wear the pants over your tuxedo, suit, dress, and you will never clean it because it will morph onto your skin!


Title: Re: Here’s Your Jumbo Jeans You Can Sleep In, America
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 03:30:13 AM
Stay tuned for the shower cap beanie.