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Title: Alcoholic, chain-smoking chimp sent to rehab
Post by: Newt on February 27, 2010, 10:15:16 AM
Oh those Russians: such animal lovers!  They retired a troubled performing chimp to a life of sex, booze and smokes...and now he's in rehab!   On this continent they do that with humans...

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/100226/odds/odd_us_russia_monkey_odd


Title: Re: Alcoholic, chain-smoking chimp sent to rehab
Post by: 3mnkids on February 27, 2010, 10:30:29 AM
 :buggedout:   I wonder who thought it would be funny to give smokes and booze to him?


Title: Re: Alcoholic, chain-smoking chimp sent to rehab
Post by: Jack on February 27, 2010, 10:58:19 AM
Quote
He would pester passers-by for booze," the Komsomolskaya Pravda paper said.

That sounds familiar.


Title: Re: Alcoholic, chain-smoking chimp sent to rehab
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on February 27, 2010, 04:02:55 PM
The chimp was later found to actually be Amy Winehouse when it responded, "No, no, no."


Title: Re: Alcoholic, chain-smoking chimp sent to rehab
Post by: RCMerchant on February 27, 2010, 04:16:11 PM
Hey...I resemble that remark!

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/20940_1239642864201_1023166859_3062.jpg)


(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/372594_main.jpg)


Title: Re: Alcoholic, chain-smoking chimp sent to rehab
Post by: El Misfit on February 27, 2010, 06:11:57 PM
nah, the chimp's actually George W. Bush


Title: Re: Alcoholic, chain-smoking chimp sent to rehab
Post by: Allhallowsday on February 27, 2010, 06:35:05 PM
(http://kauaian.net/blog/wp-content/themes/default/images/sushi/bushneuman.jpg)


Title: Re: Alcoholic, chain-smoking chimp sent to rehab
Post by: Mr. DS on March 02, 2010, 12:34:52 PM
That chimp has a real monkey on his back....

Sorry... :bluesad: