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Title: Before we adjourn Post by: sprite75 on March 22, 2010, 10:17:37 AM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080215213556/starwars/images/thumb/b/bf/Chancellors_Suite.jpg/600px-Chancellors_Suite.jpg) Palpatine: Before we adjourn, are there are questions? Yoda: Yes...promised us beer, you did. Thirsty for that keg of Coors, I am. Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: Mr. DS on March 22, 2010, 11:22:14 AM Palpatine: "I'm glad you're all here for this important meeting...we've had numerous complaints about the Jedi dress code being violated. Remember, dress down days are Fridays only...next agenda item, improper use of lightsabers in public..."
Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: retrorussell on March 22, 2010, 02:01:11 PM "Thank you all for coming. The first official meeting of the Society Of Ugly F**ks is now in session."
Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: Flangepart on March 22, 2010, 03:06:09 PM ([url]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080215213556/starwars/images/thumb/b/bf/Chancellors_Suite.jpg/600px-Chancellors_Suite.jpg[/url]) Palpatine: Then it's settled, on the count of three, we all drop trow and moon the entire city. First one to complain the glass is too cold, buys the beer.. Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: Hammock Rider on November 08, 2010, 12:22:04 PM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080215213556/starwars/images/thumb/b/bf/Chancellors_Suite.jpg/600px-Chancellors_Suite.jpg)
"Due to cost cutting we'll be closing several local Jedi branches. Don't worry though gentlemen, you're all being transferred to Alderaan." Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: Mr. DS on November 08, 2010, 08:55:22 PM Palpatine: "I've called you here today because someone has stolen my stapler. I demand you find them..."
Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: sprite75 on November 09, 2010, 01:39:24 AM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080215213556/starwars/images/thumb/b/bf/Chancellors_Suite.jpg/600px-Chancellors_Suite.jpg) Yoda: Bigger than yours, mine is! Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: Mr. DS on November 09, 2010, 12:46:20 PM "An emissary from the Ewok council arrived today and was wondering why they have no representation in the senate."
Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: El Misfit on November 10, 2010, 08:38:21 AM Mace: Then, then, he s-said c-c-c-c s-six. HE SUNK MY IMPERIAL STAR DESTROYER! (sobs)
Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on November 17, 2010, 02:59:24 PM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080215213556/starwars/images/thumb/b/bf/Chancellors_Suite.jpg/600px-Chancellors_Suite.jpg) George Soros and a group of selected EU delegates further ponder how to destroy the American Dollar.. Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: AndyC on November 21, 2010, 03:46:02 PM Sorry about the glare, but I'm having a dickens of a time finding blinds to fit this bloody window.
Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: TheDope on November 28, 2010, 01:33:52 PM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080215213556/starwars/images/thumb/b/bf/Chancellors_Suite.jpg/600px-Chancellors_Suite.jpg) For the last time, I'm the boss; that's why I get a window office. Stop looking at me like that! Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: sprite75 on December 01, 2010, 02:22:17 AM Was that the Enterprise that just went past the window?
Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: AndyC on December 01, 2010, 09:01:54 AM "I say, these Snuggies are cozy. I should order some as Life Day gifts for the senate."
Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: El Misfit on December 02, 2010, 09:15:12 PM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080215213556/starwars/images/thumb/b/bf/Chancellors_Suite.jpg/600px-Chancellors_Suite.jpg)
welcome, welcome, welcome to the misfitted society for misfits..... Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: Chainsawmidget on December 05, 2010, 12:39:59 PM "The Window washer is out there making faces at me behind my back again, isn't he?"
Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: AndyC on December 05, 2010, 04:11:54 PM "Come we have to ask you an important question Chancellor. How keep you your desk so neat?"
Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on December 05, 2010, 08:55:07 PM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080215213556/starwars/images/thumb/b/bf/Chancellors_Suite.jpg/600px-Chancellors_Suite.jpg)
Palpatine: OK, looks like we're all here. Everybody ready to go to the midnight release of the new Star Wars game? Great, let's roll! Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: Barack Clinton on January 06, 2011, 12:59:32 AM "Do you really think the public will believe that the wealth will actually 'trickle down', Mr. president?"
Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: Trevor on January 06, 2011, 06:02:34 AM "The Window washer is out there making faces at me behind my back again, isn't he?" :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: Trevor on January 06, 2011, 06:04:08 AM "Come we have to ask you an important question Chancellor. How keep you your desk so neat?" :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: I only saw that Yoda was in that pic when read this I did. :smile: Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: sprite75 on January 08, 2011, 06:57:37 PM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080215213556/starwars/images/thumb/b/bf/Chancellors_Suite.jpg/600px-Chancellors_Suite.jpg)
Wait, is that the Enterprise that just went by? Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: Mr. DS on January 10, 2011, 09:38:40 PM Palpatine: "Pry if you will Jedi but I will not reveal how to make a room without corners such as this."
Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: Dan on January 12, 2011, 09:02:43 AM No, Mace. You can't sit in the swivel chair.
Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: Mr. DS on January 12, 2011, 10:32:52 PM Palpatine: "JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETSSSSSSSSSSOOOOON!"
Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: JayJayM12 on January 18, 2011, 05:42:20 PM As soon as Short Round gets here, we'll begin this month's support group meeting for those who have been inappropriately touched by George Lucas.
Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: Mr. DS on July 25, 2011, 10:33:24 PM "Thank you gentlemen and ladies, please remember to bring in an item for Tuesday's potluck dinner. And no Yoda, napkins do NOT count..."
Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: BoyScoutKevin on July 27, 2011, 02:28:03 PM "Thank you gentlemen and ladies, please remember to bring in an item for Tuesday's potluck dinner. And no Yoda, napkins do NOT count..." Hey! I like Yoda's napkins. They are so full of fiber. And they leave no aftertaste. Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: sprite75 on July 31, 2011, 12:01:16 AM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080215213556/starwars/images/thumb/b/bf/Chancellors_Suite.jpg/600px-Chancellors_Suite.jpg) Yoda: Saw a putty tat, thought I did! Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: Trevor on February 23, 2012, 05:28:49 AM ([url]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080215213556/starwars/images/thumb/b/bf/Chancellors_Suite.jpg/600px-Chancellors_Suite.jpg[/url]) Yoda: "Left chewing gum onto stuck chair who here?" Title: Re: Before we adjourn Post by: sprite75 on February 23, 2012, 08:39:54 PM ([url]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080215213556/starwars/images/thumb/b/bf/Chancellors_Suite.jpg/600px-Chancellors_Suite.jpg[/url]) Yoda: "Left chewing gum onto stuck chair who here?" Mace (thinking to himself): Gee Master Yoda is drunk again. |