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Title: Drunk man tries to revive roadkill opossum w/ mouth to mouth
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 29, 2010, 09:57:45 AM
http://cbs3.com/topstories/Police.Drunk.Pennsylvania.2.1592202.html


State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."

Oliver Township is about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

(http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/0/2005/12/22/175x131/images_sizedimage_356180725.jpg)


Title: Re: Drunk man tries to revive roadkill opossum w/ mouth to mouth
Post by: claws on March 29, 2010, 10:21:31 AM
eww


Title: Re: Drunk man tries to revive roadkill opossum w/ mouth to mouth
Post by: Pilgermann on March 29, 2010, 12:07:18 PM
This made me decide to look up cute baby opossum pictures:

(http://www.willasark.com/opossum3.jpg)
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1174/1088303128_f52e2724bf.jpg)(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1100/1087437745_c31eba34c3.jpg)(http://cute-n-tiny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/baby-opossum-1b.jpg)


Title: Re: Drunk man tries to revive roadkill opossum w/ mouth to mouth
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on March 29, 2010, 01:20:25 PM
That was a breathtaking story. :wink:


Title: Re: Drunk man tries to revive roadkill opossum w/ mouth to mouth
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 29, 2010, 01:24:13 PM
his heart was in the right place.  he just lacked any sort of judgment or common sense


Title: Re: Drunk man tries to revive roadkill opossum w/ mouth to mouth
Post by: 3mnkids on March 29, 2010, 01:35:09 PM
This made me decide to look up cute baby opossum pictures:

([url]http://www.willasark.com/opossum3.jpg[/url])
([url]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1174/1088303128_f52e2724bf.jpg[/url])([url]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1100/1087437745_c31eba34c3.jpg[/url])([url]http://cute-n-tiny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/baby-opossum-1b.jpg[/url])


They are very cute but they can be vicious. We had a baby one in our backyard last year and it let us walk right up to it. I guess it was to young to be afraid of us. It was sooo cute and I wanted to pick it up so bad.


Title: Re: Drunk man tries to revive roadkill opossum w/ mouth to mouth
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 29, 2010, 02:11:29 PM
he's lucky the thing was actually dead or it probably would have bitten his f**king face off


Title: Re: Drunk man tries to revive roadkill opossum w/ mouth to mouth
Post by: Allhallowsday on April 02, 2010, 09:11:37 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1100/1087437745_c31eba34c3.jpg)
THAT is not cute.  Yee-u-uhcck!! 


Title: Re: Drunk man tries to revive roadkill opossum w/ mouth to mouth
Post by: SPazzo on April 02, 2010, 11:34:22 PM
Man, the story in that link really lacked any life. :tongueout:


Title: Re: Drunk man tries to revive roadkill opossum w/ mouth to mouth
Post by: Mr. DS on April 04, 2010, 08:00:03 PM
These critters can be rather cantankerous.  I remember I had one eating the blueberries off my blueberry bush outside.  I tapped the window and he kind gave me a "yeah screw you" kind of stare.  

On a side note, I'm going to play dead to all these awful puns.  



Title: Re: Drunk man tries to revive roadkill opossum w/ mouth to mouth
Post by: The Gravekeeper on April 29, 2010, 11:18:30 PM
You mean he couldn't revive the long dead possum? Well, that just stinks.