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Title: The new magaizine has arrived Post by: sprite75 on April 04, 2010, 03:31:22 PM (http://usera.imagecave.com/47of74/soonasyourdone.png.jpg) Ernie: Oh hi, Bert. Bert: Hi, Ernie. Ernie: Say, is that the new edition of Playgirl? Bert: Sure is! Would you like to borrow it when I'm done? Ernie: Yes, oh yes!! Bert: Ok, but try not to mess it up this time... Title: Re: The new magaizine has arrived Post by: El Misfit on April 04, 2010, 03:55:19 PM Bert: Let see, how to stab your obnoxious bastard of a friend chapter 18
Title: Re: The new magaizine has arrived Post by: Mr. DS on April 04, 2010, 07:28:43 PM "Sorry Ernie but this medical book says nothing about small animals stuck in your rectum. Why are you asking anyways?"
Title: Re: The new magaizine has arrived Post by: El Misfit on April 05, 2010, 09:47:42 AM Bert: Yes Ernie, dis is a Rachael Ray cook book!
Title: Re: The new magaizine has arrived Post by: sprite75 on April 05, 2010, 09:25:53 PM "Sorry Ernie but this medical book says nothing about small animals stuck in your rectum. Why are you asking anyways?" Would this (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,124703.msg263511.html#msg263511) be why? Title: Re: The new magaizine has arrived Post by: AndyC on May 04, 2010, 08:39:39 AM "How the hell am I supposed to get in that position, Ernie?"
Title: Re: The new magaizine has arrived Post by: Hammock Rider on October 21, 2010, 08:42:02 AM (http://usera.imagecave.com/47of74/soonasyourdone.png.jpg)
"You're right Ern, they definitely screwed up. Our contract specifically requires Fiji Water, a bowl of green M&Ms and a half dozen Taiwanese strippers at every personal appearance." Title: Re: The new magaizine has arrived Post by: Chainsawmidget on October 21, 2010, 11:16:35 AM "MY face! My God! The book is eating my face!"
Title: Re: The new magaizine has arrived Post by: sprite75 on October 22, 2010, 01:27:47 AM BERT
She speaks: O, speak again, bright angel! for thou art As glorious to this night, being o'er my head As is a winged messenger of heaven Unto the white-upturned wondering eyes Of mortals that fall back to gaze on him When he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds And sails upon the bosom of the air. ERNIE O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name; Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I'll no longer be a Capulet. Title: Re: The new magaizine has arrived Post by: El Misfit on October 22, 2010, 07:33:04 AM (http://usera.imagecave.com/47of74/soonasyourdone.png.jpg)
Bert: OH MY GOD, IT SAIDS THAT WE'RE BIG BIRDS b***hES!!!! Title: Re: The new magaizine has arrived Post by: El Misfit on October 25, 2010, 07:23:45 AM (http://usera.imagecave.com/47of74/soonasyourdone.png.jpg)
Why does the pages taste like whip cream? Title: Re: The new magaizine has arrived Post by: RockMonster on February 05, 2011, 01:12:08 AM Klaatu...barad... nikto
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