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Title: Oh my God!
Post by: sprite75 on April 10, 2010, 10:25:54 AM
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z259/47of74/Ernie_and_Bert.jpg)

Ernie: Oh my God!  The Viagra's working!!!"
Bert: (sotto voce) Swell!


Title: Re: Oh my God!
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 10, 2010, 10:28:17 AM
Ernie: "Hey Bert, Bert?"

Bert: "What!"

Ernie: "I think someone's got their hand up my ass."


Title: Re: Oh my God!
Post by: Mr. DS on April 10, 2010, 12:21:47 PM
Ernie:  "Bert, why don't we move the beds together?"


Title: Re: Oh my God!
Post by: Vik on April 10, 2010, 12:30:52 PM
Ernie: " I've got a boner Bert... again "
...
Bert: " SHUT THE F*CK UP "


Title: Re: Oh my God!
Post by: El Misfit on April 10, 2010, 01:01:47 PM
Ernie: DUUUUUUUUUUUDE, We should DEFINITELY DO IT!!!!

Bert: I'm not GAY!!


Title: Re: Oh my God!
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 10, 2010, 01:41:50 PM
Bert, when did you install mirrors on the ceiling?


Title: Re: Oh my God!
Post by: Saucerman on April 10, 2010, 07:37:09 PM
"There's a cat up there, Bert...a cat in the ceiling...and he's watching me, Bert.  He's watching me when I...you know..."


Title: Re: Oh my God!
Post by: retrorussell on April 10, 2010, 07:42:56 PM
([url]http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z259/47of74/Ernie_and_Bert.jpg[/url])



Ernie: Bert.. I thought about you last night when I was touching myself.  Do you think about me at night?
Bert: Ernie, I think about you all the time. (tightly grips .45 underneath pillow)


Title: Re: Oh my God!
Post by: sprite75 on April 11, 2010, 01:34:21 PM
Ernie: Bert?
Bert: What, Ernie?
Ernie: I was thinking, could we try trading beds tomorrow night?


Title: Re: Oh my God!
Post by: AndyC on May 04, 2010, 08:37:24 AM
"Not again, Ernie. I already can't lay on my back."