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Title: Why did I...
Post by: sprite75 on April 18, 2010, 09:49:50 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Swiss_Guard.jpg)

Guard holding pike: Oh, man. I have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?


Title: Re: Why did I...
Post by: retrorussell on April 18, 2010, 11:37:39 PM
([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Swiss_Guard.jpg[/url])



Guard on left: Sorry, but all new recruits must undertake a prostate exam.  Please drop your pants and bend over. 
New recruit (looking at spear): HELLS NO!!!  (runs away screaming)


Title: Re: Why did I...
Post by: Flangepart on April 24, 2010, 09:30:52 AM
So, just how did you convince the Pope to let you do the 'Michael Jackson' look, anyhoo?


Title: Re: Why did I...
Post by: TheDope on April 28, 2010, 08:33:20 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Swiss_Guard.jpg)

A scene from Harold and Kumar Go To The Vatican.