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Title: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Cthulhu on April 25, 2010, 07:11:03 AM I'm looking for movies that are interesting to talk about for an audience.
You know, like The dragon lives again, or The terror of tiny town. Movies that's premise is ridiculous, or just plain weird. Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: indianasmith on April 25, 2010, 07:18:35 AM THE COWBOY KILLER
NINJA BACHELOR PARTY SHAOLIN VERSUS EVIL DEAD Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Doggett on April 25, 2010, 07:19:18 AM Bad biology.
Try this one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0974977/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0974977/) Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Cthulhu on April 25, 2010, 08:04:04 AM THE COWBOY KILLER NINJA BACHELOR PARTY SHAOLIN VERSUS EVIL DEAD Thanks for the tips! One question though: Do you mean this Shaolin vs. evil dead? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467488/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467488/) Bad biology. Try this one: [url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0974977/[/url] ([url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0974977/[/url]) Hey, thanks! I had no idea that Frank Henenlotter still makes movies! Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: El Misfit on April 25, 2010, 09:26:42 AM The Navy vs. the Night Monsters (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060741/)
:teddyr: Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Raffine on April 25, 2010, 09:38:10 AM CHAINED FOR LIFE (1951) Starring conjoined twins Violet and Daisy Hilton from FREAKS. One twin is on trial for MURDER! YOU get to decide their fate!
The film also features the twins singing and some really weird Vaudeville acts. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHSTnf0rjpU&feature=related Fans of the Hiltons probably know their life story was made into a Broadway musical in the 90s called Side Show. It was not a hit - but has been very popular with community theater groups. That's where I saw it! Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: indianasmith on April 25, 2010, 01:14:59 PM I think the one I saw was the sequel!
Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Javakoala on April 25, 2010, 04:13:59 PM My favorite would have to be BLOOD FREAK. Not only is the movie itself weird beyond belief, but the back stories of the two main men who brought us that movie are good fodder for discussion. Steve Hawkes has been in the news in the last six years or so when one of his big cats (we aren't talking kitty cats) got out and was ultimately killed. He is a huge supporter of fair animal treatment and the like. The main director was a nudist and even made a nudist film or two. Strange stuff that will blow an audience's mind.
Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: AndyC on April 25, 2010, 06:54:15 PM The one I used to bring out when somebody wanted to see a really, really bad movie was W is War. We've heard quite a bit about Turkish Star Wars and Italian Spider Man. This is the Filipino Mad Max.
This movie has Agent W2 taking on a cult/drug cartel/private army of mostly skinny guys with mohawks, engaging in car chases slower than OJ's, shooting men off a roof without even aiming at them, and leading an all-out assault on the enemy stronghold in a Camaro with sheet metal over the windows. One of the main villains has a goatee that comes and goes from one scene to the next. But what really makes this movie special is that W is probably the only eunuch action hero you'll ever see. Yep, early in the film, the bad guys teach him a lesson by hauling him out of his house on his wedding night and making a Ken doll out of him. There's just two much weirdness and ineptitude in this movie to describe here. Here's a couple of links. (http://www.filmmonthly.com/video_and_dvd/w_is_war.html) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OQ1s7Zo5qc Gotta love those motorcycles with the cardboard rocket bodies on them. :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Rev. Powell on April 25, 2010, 09:55:14 PM I'll second BLOOD FREAK, but when I think of ridiculous/cheap/weird b-movies, the Holy Grail is Ed Wood's 1950s pro-transvestite documentary GLEN OR GLENDA. Check out the dream sequence and see if you don't agree:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy9C80NIk2o&feature=PlayList&p=FE44225F2513726B&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=26 Also, I have Coleman Francis on the brian lately (God help me!), so I have to mention the most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest of his movies, BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P_BMAYV0xQ Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: retrorussell on April 26, 2010, 01:26:03 AM The plot may not have been so ridiculous/cheap/weird, but the movie itself was wall-to-wall with nonsense, unexplained happenings and just unintentional gut-bustingly funny situations. Just non-stop WTF moments.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0NWIxl2VJk&NR=1 Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Cthulhu on April 26, 2010, 05:18:08 AM The one I used to bring out when somebody wanted to see a really, really bad movie was W is War. We've heard quite a bit about Turkish Star Wars and Italian Spider Man. This is the Filipino Mad Max. This movie has Agent W2 taking on a cult/drug cartel/private army of mostly skinny guys with mohawks, engaging in car chases slower than OJ's, shooting men off a roof without even aiming at them, and leading an all-out assault on the enemy stronghold in a Camaro with sheet metal over the windows. One of the main villains has a goatee that comes and goes from one scene to the next. But what really makes this movie special is that W is probably the only eunuch action hero you'll ever see. Yep, early in the film, the bad guys teach him a lesson by hauling him out of his house on his wedding night and making a Ken doll out of him. There's just two much weirdness and ineptitude in this movie to describe here. Here's a couple of links. ([url]http://www.filmmonthly.com/video_and_dvd/w_is_war.html[/url]) [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OQ1s7Zo5qc[/url] Gotta love those motorcycles with the cardboard rocket bodies on them. :bouncegiggle: Thanks! I can mention an other hilarious movie when talking about mocksploitation! I'll second BLOOD FREAK, but when I think of ridiculous/cheap/weird b-movies, the Holy Grail is Ed Wood's 1950s pro-transvestite documentary GLEN OR GLENDA. Check out the dream sequence and see if you don't agree: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy9C80NIk2o&feature=PlayList&p=FE44225F2513726B&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=26[/url] Also, I have Coleman Francis on the brian lately (God help me!), so I have to mention the most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest of his movies, BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P_BMAYV0xQ[/url] I own Glen or Glenda...but I've never seen it. That really is wierd, thanks a lot! The plot may not have been so ridiculous/cheap/weird, but the movie itself was wall-to-wall with nonsense, unexplained happenings and just unintentional gut-bustingly funny situations. Just non-stop WTF moments. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0NWIxl2VJk&NR=1[/url] Thanks! Nice piano solo, by the way. And thanks for everyone else too! It's for a presentation for a film club. I'm gonna show them trailers/clips from weird exploitation and b-movies, then talk about them for a little bit. Again, thanks for all the help, and keep them coming! :teddyr: Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: The Burgomaster on April 26, 2010, 08:35:29 AM I just purchased DAUGHTER OF HORROR and watched it over the weekend:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5dbO_tpAds Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Doggett on April 26, 2010, 09:02:50 AM I have just discovered this !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5yBfouKhXw Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Cthulhu on April 26, 2010, 09:17:37 AM I have just discovered this ! [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5yBfouKhXw[/url] I'm crying tears of joy right now. Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Doggett on April 26, 2010, 09:35:39 AM Here's a real icky one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wmTv2nqTHo Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: claws on April 26, 2010, 11:40:40 AM Troll 2.
It's also the best bad movie ever made :smile: Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: lester1/2jr on April 26, 2010, 11:53:27 AM the first "worst horror movie ever made". when the guys head splats and it's obviously a watermellon
Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Rev. Powell on April 26, 2010, 12:57:54 PM I have just discovered this ! [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5yBfouKhXw[/url] I've been hoping this will show up on Netflix, but I don't think it's going to happen. :bluesad: Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Flick James on April 26, 2010, 02:44:22 PM For some classic 50's cheese, try Robot Monster (1953). Shot on a budget of $16,000, including using 3-D equipment that the crew had absolutely no experience with. Plus, the premise is just classic 1950's sci-fi cheese. Lot's of interesting trivia about the production of the movie, which is also good stuff for discussion purposes.
Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Raffine on April 26, 2010, 03:32:34 PM There's always STOLEN BIBLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBGmewXPYCE Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: El Misfit on April 27, 2010, 07:37:23 AM dis dude (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/chauntedsea/)
the mecha! (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/) Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Cthulhu on April 27, 2010, 09:32:05 AM There's always STOLEN BIBLE! [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBGmewXPYCE[/url] Ladies and gentlemen: There is a Stolen bible 2. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0880989/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0880989/) Anyway, thank you all for the suggestions, keep them coming! Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: MrMari on April 27, 2010, 09:49:38 AM I Like to Hurt People
The only thing that hurt was my brain after this bad, bad, bad movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsPtW8ekW4o Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Jack on April 27, 2010, 02:10:26 PM Demons at the Door
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJy4a8t_B8M The trailer only gives you a partial idea of how awful this is. See the demon? He raps. The soundtrack is also some sort of hardcore rap. See the green goop squirting? There's ludicrous amounts of that. Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Raffine on April 27, 2010, 04:08:08 PM And the granddaddy of them all, Dwain Esper's indescribable MANIAC (1934):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfa9XetyzIE&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXt6HC5xNcM&feature=related Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: jimmybob on April 27, 2010, 08:51:40 PM Watched Maniac recently. :thumbup: :thumbdown:
I find that Esper's films have such a psycho atmosphere that they just leave you hanging with your eyes swollen and your balls shrunken. "I not only look like Mierschultz, I AM Mierschultz! I will be a great man!" :buggedout: -Jimmybob Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: joejoeherron on April 28, 2010, 04:28:16 AM maybe
Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow? Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Cthulhu on April 28, 2010, 01:22:17 PM Demons at the Door [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJy4a8t_B8M[/url] The trailer only gives you a partial idea of how awful this is. See the demon? He raps. The soundtrack is also some sort of hardcore rap. See the green goop squirting? There's ludicrous amounts of that. Hmm...notice how they do not let you to hear the dialogue. As if they were thinking: Oh god, they mustn't hear the dialogue, if they hear it, they will never watch this crap.... Thanks! And the granddaddy of them all, Dwain Esper's indescribable MANIAC (1934): [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfa9XetyzIE&feature=related[/url] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXt6HC5xNcM&feature=related[/url] Of course! How could have I forgot about Maniac? Thank you for reminding me! maybe Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow? I'll check it out, thanks! Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: SynapticBoomstick on April 28, 2010, 01:35:55 PM Here's a real icky one... [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wmTv2nqTHo[/url] Is this actually a real film? That's the most original mad doctor idea I've seen in a while! :buggedout: Creepy weird. Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Rev. Powell on April 28, 2010, 01:48:39 PM Here's a real icky one... [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wmTv2nqTHo[/url] Is this actually a real film? That's the most original mad doctor idea I've seen in a while! :buggedout: Creepy weird. Definitely real, but it's not on DVD yet. I'll be reviewing it when it comes out. Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: The Gravekeeper on May 01, 2010, 02:52:07 PM Repo Man.
Seriously, you and anyone who watched it with you will be left wondering what the hell you just saw. Oddly enough, no amount of discussion and debate is likely to result in a satisfactory answer. Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Rev. Powell on May 01, 2010, 03:15:49 PM Repo Man. Seriously, you and anyone who watched it with you will be left wondering what the hell you just saw. Oddly enough, no amount of discussion and debate is likely to result in a satisfactory answer. Good weird movie, but I wouldn't put it on this thread because it's not one of the cheapest, and it's arguably more of an art movie than a b-movie. Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Allhallowsday on May 01, 2010, 03:51:32 PM maybe I'll check it out, thanks!Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow? You want GREAT and BAD? Check out FASTER p***yCAT, KILL! KILL! an absolute must see!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQr8CC0jiIU Here's a link to my review, which contains a link in Andrew's response to his review: http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,114837.0.html (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,114837.0.html) Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Raffine on May 01, 2010, 06:33:24 PM maybe I'll check it out, thanks!Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow? Agreed about GHOST OF DRAGSTRIP HOLLOW. It's mostly a goofy teen drag race movie with a party at a supposedly haunted house coming only in last reel. About the only interesting aspect is seeing monster maker Paul Blaisdell in his SHE CREATURE outfit (weaing tennis shoes and minus the tits) talking in a weird voice about the demise of monster movies. You want GREAT and BAD? Check out FASTER p***yCAT, KILL! KILL! an absolute must see!!! [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQr8CC0jiIU[/url] Here's a link to my review, which contains a link in Andrew's response to his review: [url]http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,114837.0.html[/url] ([url]http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,114837.0.html[/url]) A similar hit is Herschell Gordon Lewis' epic SHE DEVILS ON WHEELS - about the trials and tribulations of an all-girl motorcycle gang in southern Florida in the 1960's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRETiTV8hZg Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Cthulhu on May 02, 2010, 03:51:42 AM Here's a real icky one... [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wmTv2nqTHo[/url] I just got around watching this trailer..wow. A new horror movie...that actually made me feel uncomfortable? There is still hope.... Thank you, sir! maybe I'll check it out, thanks!Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow? You want GREAT and BAD? Check out FASTER p***yCAT, KILL! KILL! an absolute must see!!! [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQr8CC0jiIU[/url] Here's a link to my review, which contains a link in Andrew's response to his review: [url]http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,114837.0.html[/url] ([url]http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,114837.0.html[/url]) Thanks! That will give them the idea what a typical exploitation form the 60s is like! I'm trying to show them exploitation through the ages. Thanks! maybe I'll check it out, thanks!Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow? Agreed about GHOST OF DRAGSTRIP HOLLOW. It's mostly a goofy teen drag race movie with a party at a supposedly haunted house coming only in last reel. About the only interesting aspect is seeing monster maker Paul Blaisdell in his SHE CREATURE outfit (weaing tennis shoes and minus the tits) talking in a weird voice about the demise of monster movies. You want GREAT and BAD? Check out FASTER p***yCAT, KILL! KILL! an absolute must see!!! [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQr8CC0jiIU[/url] Here's a link to my review, which contains a link in Andrew's response to his review: [url]http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,114837.0.html[/url] ([url]http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,114837.0.html[/url]) A similar hit is Herschell Gordon Lewis' epic SHE DEVILS ON WHEELS - about the trials and tribulations of an all-girl motorcycle gang in southern Florida in the 1960's: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRETiTV8hZg[/url] Thanks! Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Cthulhu on May 18, 2010, 01:27:46 PM I will hold the presentation tomorrow!
Thanks for all the help! You're awesome! :cheers: Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: JPickettIII on May 18, 2010, 04:01:22 PM Cybernator
I will post a picture soon. Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Nukie 2 on May 19, 2010, 09:48:22 AM Pretty much anything by Ray Dennis Steckler.
Title: Re: Most ridiculous/cheapest/weirdest b-movie Post by: Celx on May 22, 2010, 11:00:47 AM watch "the item", I think it's about a talking penis that kills people by talking them to death,
but be warned it's god awful... |