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Title: Word game addict Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on May 07, 2010, 05:54:00 PM I am a complete sucker for bad puns and Tom Swifties. A friend of mine and I are in the middle of an exchange, here are a few:
"I used to work in the prison garden" Tom conceded "Full stop," Tom said periodically. "I told you it would come clean" Tom said distainfully "I will fire my assistant" Tom said disappointingly Its a sickness with me, once my brain starts doing em, I can't stop. With the amount of puns in the wierd news section I wanted to share. -Ed Title: Re: Word game addict Post by: retrorussell on May 07, 2010, 08:37:27 PM The one I remember best is probably:
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle. I bought an aluminum whistle, and now I can whistle! :lookingup: |