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Title: Plan 9 From Outer Space
Post by: Chainsaw midget on May 11, 2010, 08:44:06 PM
Plans from Deep In Space
Hey it's Zombie Tor and Bela
Ed Wood's as good at scripts
as I am at writing haikus

 :tongueout:


Title: Re: Plan 9 From Outer Space
Post by: Flangepart on August 25, 2010, 06:11:59 PM
Dentist tries to act.
Bela laughs from beyond the grave.
He says "More Brill Cream!"


Title: Re: Plan 9 From Outer Space
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on September 08, 2010, 02:22:04 PM

Ed Wood's films are bad
Plan 9 is the case in point
But it's fun to watch

Bela passed away
While he was making this film
Someone took his place

Robot Monster's bad
It's not as bad as Plan 9
But it's really bad  (and fun!)   :twirl:





Title: Re: Plan 9 From Outer Space
Post by: Dan on January 12, 2011, 07:32:23 AM
"Ha! You see? You SEE?
Stupid minds! STUPID! STUPID!"

Shoddy dialogue.

Lugosi just died!
Go get the chiropractor.
I'll give him a cape.

This is fun.  :smile:


Title: Re: Plan 9 From Outer Space
Post by: 100Nights on January 15, 2011, 04:56:34 PM
You can never have
Solarmanite-type bombs
You stupid humans


Title: Re: Plan 9 From Outer Space
Post by: Flangepart on May 04, 2012, 05:28:48 PM
Inspector Clay's dead.
Murdered, and someone's responsible!
Hey, no squat, Sherlock!


Title: Re: Plan 9 From Outer Space
Post by: alandhopewell on August 02, 2012, 02:02:46 PM
Shambling through the day-for-night
Chiropractor masquerading
Bitter old queens
Simpering through gagular lines

Tor, stuck in a hole
Vampira, revved up on gin
Glenda hollers, "CUT!"

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