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Title: An Ancient Roman Secret
Post by: InformationGeek on May 22, 2010, 10:14:14 PM
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You may not know, but gladiators also took part in karaoke contests as another part of the gladiator games.


Title: Re: An Ancient Roman Secret
Post by: retrorussell on May 23, 2010, 03:21:26 AM
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Seeing as how there weren't many lions in "Gladiator", Maximus decides to karaoke the song "Wondering Where The Lions Are".


Title: Re: An Ancient Roman Secret
Post by: joejoeherron on May 23, 2010, 05:54:34 AM
"The lion sleeps tonight"


Title: Re: An Ancient Roman Secret
Post by: Neville on May 23, 2010, 04:39:21 PM
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. And I'm challenging you to a karaoke contest."


Title: Re: An Ancient Roman Secret
Post by: El Misfit on May 23, 2010, 06:29:06 PM
"Cucumber- C....U.....C.....U.....M....B.....E......K, d'OH!


Title: Re: An Ancient Roman Secret
Post by: TheDope on May 23, 2010, 07:55:23 PM
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Chocolate RAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIN!!!!


Title: Re: An Ancient Roman Secret
Post by: indianasmith on May 23, 2010, 09:15:26 PM
"Feelings, whooaa whooaa whooaa feelings!"


Title: Re: An Ancient Roman Secret
Post by: sprite75 on May 23, 2010, 10:25:35 PM
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge!


Title: Re: An Ancient Roman Secret
Post by: Mr. DS on May 25, 2010, 11:22:19 AM
"Makin' music, makin' films, fightin' round the world!"

(karma to the first person who gets that reference though it should easy)


Title: Re: An Ancient Roman Secret
Post by: sprite75 on May 25, 2010, 01:52:49 PM
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Everybody was gladiator fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky Roman men from funky Rome
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Italian art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was gladiator fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Maximus and little Commodus
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip

Everybody was gladiator fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing

(repeat)..make sure you have expert timing
gladiator fighting, had to be fast as lightning...


Title: Re: An Ancient Roman Secret
Post by: Mr. DS on May 26, 2010, 08:15:44 AM
"I....AM...SPARTACU...oh wait I mean...THIS IS SPART...oh wait... :bluesad:"


Title: Re: An Ancient Roman Secret
Post by: Flangepart on May 27, 2010, 08:48:05 AM
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Don't Pi$$ me off, American Idol, I have a sword![/color]


Title: Re: An Ancient Roman Secret
Post by: El Misfit on May 30, 2010, 09:34:44 PM
sway to the symphony, sway to the symphony of destruction!


Title: Re: An Ancient Roman Secret
Post by: judge death on August 08, 2010, 12:48:11 AM
Yeah, that's right, ANYONE in the audience thinks he's man enough, C'mon, motherxxxer!


Title: Re: An Ancient Roman Secret
Post by: AndyC on August 17, 2010, 09:05:25 PM
"Makin' music, makin' films, fightin' round the world!"

(karma to the first person who gets that reference though it should easy)

One of my favourite South Park episodes.


Title: Re: An Ancient Roman Secret
Post by: indianasmith on August 17, 2010, 11:23:21 PM
"Sing a song of vengeance,
 Bodies in the mud
Dark wings slowly beating,
Blades red-slick with blood.
Tell a tale of anguish,
Hearts are broke in two.
Soul-sick soldiers waiting
The fighting starts anew."


Title: Re: An Ancient Roman Secret
Post by: Skull on August 18, 2010, 11:59:37 AM
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For my next trick, I'm going to slice another person in half, this time I'll use the trick knife.


Title: Re: An Ancient Roman Secret
Post by: AndyC on August 19, 2010, 04:34:12 AM
"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP! Thank you."