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Title: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Chainsaw midget on May 24, 2010, 05:05:36 PM
Here we go.  We're going to give a review/summary for movies that don't exist.  In each post, copy the above post and replace one blank line __________ with some actual content.  (If you want to add more characters or quotes or something in a section that's already full, go ahead.)  When we finish a movie, the next person starts a new movie.  Feel free to go in any order.  You don't have to fill in the next space, any in particular will do.

I'll let somebody else start us off.  Here's the blank template to go by. 


Title: 
______________

Movie Tagline
______________


Characters
___________
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
_____________
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
______________
______________
______________


Quotes
_____________
_____________
_____________


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on May 24, 2010, 11:24:38 PM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator
Movie Tagline
______________


Characters
___________
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
_____________
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
______________
______________
______________


Quotes
_____________
_____________
_____________


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 25, 2010, 02:10:19 PM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator
Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
___________
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
_____________
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
______________
______________
______________


Quotes
_____________
_____________
_____________


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: vukxfiles on May 25, 2010, 02:19:28 PM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
___________
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
______________
______________
______________


Quotes
_____________
_____________
_____________


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Doggett on May 25, 2010, 02:24:15 PM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
___________
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
______________
______________
______________


Quotes
_____________
_____________
"Should it be making that sound ?"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on May 25, 2010, 03:06:45 PM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
___________
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
______________
______________
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
_____________
"Should it be making that sound ?"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: InformationGeek on May 25, 2010, 03:10:00 PM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
___________
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
______________
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
_____________
"Should it be making that sound ?"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Doggett on May 25, 2010, 03:11:55 PM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
______________
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
_____________
"Should it be making that sound ?"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: El Misfit on May 25, 2010, 04:21:39 PM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
_____________
"Should it be making that sound ?"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Chainsaw midget on May 25, 2010, 09:17:38 PM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"

Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."

_____________


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: indianasmith on May 25, 2010, 09:23:34 PM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"

Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."



Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on May 25, 2010, 11:40:33 PM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"

Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
"Should it be making that sound?"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: InformationGeek on May 26, 2010, 06:47:45 AM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"

Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
"Should it be making that sound?"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Mr. DS on May 26, 2010, 08:24:14 AM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
___________


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and...

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"

Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
"Should it be making that sound?"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Trevor on May 26, 2010, 08:46:36 AM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.

___________


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and...

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor’s underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: “ I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby.”
"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: InformationGeek on May 26, 2010, 10:15:29 AM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.

___________


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and...

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor’s underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: “ I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby.”
"


Hey, are all lines full now?  Can I start a new one now?


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Mr. DS on May 26, 2010, 11:13:59 AM
I left the plot summary open in case someone else wanted to add another paragraph.   If not I can finish it.


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: InformationGeek on May 26, 2010, 11:23:15 AM
I left the plot summary open in case someone else wanted to add another paragraph.   If not I can finish it.

Oh!  Okay.  I'll wait then.  I was just curious.


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 26, 2010, 12:01:54 PM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.
Trevor - South African film archivist who first discovers the Lesbian Mutant Frog conspiracy.  Only in the movie because he bribed the producer.  Swallowed whole by a frog after he makes an indecent proposal regarding his underpants.


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and...

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor’s underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: “ I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby.”


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: AndyC on May 26, 2010, 12:15:18 PM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.
Trevor - South African film archivist who first discovers the Lesbian Mutant Frog conspiracy.  Only in the movie because he bribed the producer.  Swallowed whole by a frog after he makes an indecent proposal regarding his underpants.


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and straps on the cylindrical key that activates her starship, The Moaning Mona....

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor’s underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: “ I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby.”


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Chainsaw midget on May 26, 2010, 12:27:55 PM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.
Trevor - South African film archivist who first discovers the Lesbian Mutant Frog conspiracy.  Only in the movie because he bribed the producer.  Swallowed whole by a frog after he makes an indecent proposal regarding his underpants.


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and...

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor’s underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
It's possible to swallow a live bullfrog frog whole and regurgitate it hours later with affecting the frogs health.


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: “ I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby.”


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 26, 2010, 12:32:26 PM
Hey Chainsaw, you forgot to copy AndyC's latest addition to the plot section. I think this should be the complete version of the review:

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.
Trevor - South African film archivist who first discovers the Lesbian Mutant Frog conspiracy.  Only in the movie because he bribed the producer.  Swallowed whole by a frog after he makes an indecent proposal regarding his underpants.


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and straps on the cylindrical key that activates her starship, The Moaning Mona....

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor’s underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
It's possible to swallow a live bullfrog frog whole and regurgitate it hours later with affecting the frogs health.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
______________


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: “ I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby.”


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on May 27, 2010, 03:06:52 AM

Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.
Trevor - South African film archivist who first discovers the Lesbian Mutant Frog conspiracy.  Only in the movie because he bribed the producer.  Swallowed whole by a frog after he makes an indecent proposal regarding his underpants.


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and straps on the cylindrical key that activates her starship, The Moaning Mona....

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor’s underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
It's possible to swallow a live bullfrog frog whole and regurgitate it hours later with affecting the frogs health.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
48 min - Sorry honey, she's just not into you.  Wait a minute, that's a strap-on!  NOW she's into you!


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: “ I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby.”


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: AndyC on May 27, 2010, 06:23:42 AM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.
Trevor - South African film archivist who first discovers the Lesbian Mutant Frog conspiracy.  Only in the movie because he bribed the producer.  Swallowed whole by a frog after he makes an indecent proposal regarding his underpants.


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and straps on the cylindrical key that activates her starship, The Moaning Mona. This is one weird-looking ship, with a nosecone at both ends of its slender fuselage, but no visible tail section.

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor’s underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
It's possible to swallow a live bullfrog frog whole and regurgitate it hours later with affecting the frogs health.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
48 min - Sorry honey, she's just not into you.  Wait a minute, that's a strap-on!  NOW she's into you!


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: “ I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby.”


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: El Misfit on May 27, 2010, 07:23:13 AM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.
Trevor - South African film archivist who first discovers the Lesbian Mutant Frog conspiracy.  Only in the movie because he bribed the producer.  Swallowed whole by a frog after he makes an indecent proposal regarding his underpants.


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and straps on the cylindrical key that activates her starship, The Moaning Mona. This is one weird-looking ship, with a nosecone at both ends of its slender fuselage, but no visible tail section.

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor’s underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
It's possible to swallow a live bullfrog frog whole and regurgitate it hours later with affecting the frogs health.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
48 min - Sorry honey, she's just not into you.  Wait a minute, that's a strap-on!  NOW she's into you!
55 min- RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A BARREL OF TOXIC WASTE


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: “ I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby.”


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Mr. DS on May 27, 2010, 07:42:28 AM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.
Trevor - South African film archivist who first discovers the Lesbian Mutant Frog conspiracy.  Only in the movie because he bribed the producer.  Swallowed whole by a frog after he makes an indecent proposal regarding his underpants.


Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and straps on the cylindrical key that activates her starship, The Moaning Mona. This is one weird-looking ship, with a nosecone at both ends of its slender fuselage, but no visible tail section.

Long story short and a few softcore scenes later, Chesty is the hero of the galaxy due to her finding the "Golden Dildo".  She uses this to slay the French embassadors who try desperately to eat her legs...in a non-exotic fashion of course.  With the galaxy saved, Chesty goes on to deliver a tadpole who will undoubtedly be the focal point of the next adventures.

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor’s underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
It's possible to swallow a live bullfrog frog whole and regurgitate it hours later with affecting the frogs health.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
48 min - Sorry honey, she's just not into you.  Wait a minute, that's a strap-on!  NOW she's into you!
55 min- RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A BARREL OF TOXIC WASTE


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: “ I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby.”


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: El Misfit on May 27, 2010, 07:45:16 AM
Insert Quote
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.
Trevor - South African film archivist who first discovers the Lesbian Mutant Frog conspiracy.  Only in the movie because he bribed the producer.  Swallowed whole by a frog after he makes an indecent proposal regarding his underpants.
Kyle- Evil Cop who wants to rape girls. killed by Trevor's underpants

Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and straps on the cylindrical key that activates her starship, The Moaning Mona. This is one weird-looking ship, with a nosecone at both ends of its slender fuselage, but no visible tail section.

Long story short and a few softcore scenes later, Chesty is the hero of the galaxy due to her finding the "Golden Dildo".  She uses this to slay the French embassadors who try desperately to eat her legs...in a non-exotic fashion of course.  With the galaxy saved, Chesty goes on to deliver a tadpole who will undoubtedly be the focal point of the next adventures.

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor’s underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
It's possible to swallow a live bullfrog frog whole and regurgitate it hours later with affecting the frogs health.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
48 min - Sorry honey, she's just not into you.  Wait a minute, that's a strap-on!  NOW she's into you!
55 min- RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A BARREL OF TOXIC WASTE


Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: “ I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby.”


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 27, 2010, 11:21:20 AM
Plot section is complete; can we call this one finished?


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: InformationGeek on May 27, 2010, 11:46:48 AM
Plot section is complete; can we call this one finished?

Well, it looks finished so I'm going to call it.  As such, I am going to start the next one then:


Title: 
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
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Characters
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Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: AndyC on May 27, 2010, 12:55:48 PM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
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Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 27, 2010, 01:15:33 PM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball. 
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Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Chainsaw midget on May 27, 2010, 02:11:04 PM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
___________


Plot summary
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___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Flick James on May 27, 2010, 02:15:34 PM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.



Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: El Misfit on May 27, 2010, 04:32:11 PM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.



Plot summary
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___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
______________
______________
______________


Quotes
_____________
_____________


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Flick James on May 27, 2010, 04:55:43 PM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.



Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
______________
______________


Quotes
_____________
_____________


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Mr. DS on May 27, 2010, 06:50:09 PM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.



Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
______________
______________


Quotes
_____________
_____________


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: InformationGeek on May 27, 2010, 08:06:54 PM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.



Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
______________
______________


Quotes
_____________
_____________



Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on May 27, 2010, 09:21:28 PM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.



Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
______________


Quotes
_____________
_____________


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: The Gravekeeper on May 28, 2010, 10:22:50 AM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.



Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
25 minutes - Wow. I didn't think it was possible to do that with a disco ball, but there you have it.

Quotes
_____________
_____________


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Flick James on May 28, 2010, 10:57:48 AM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.



Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
25 minutes - Wow. I didn't think it was possible to do that with a disco ball, but there you have it.

Quotes
"You're gonna like the V.I.P. room. You're not gonna want to leave."
_____________


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: JaseSF on May 29, 2010, 12:11:35 PM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.



Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
25 minutes - Wow. I didn't think it was possible to do that with a disco ball, but there you have it.

Quotes
"You're gonna like the V.I.P. room. You're not gonna want to leave."
"Disco's dead ma....argghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: El Misfit on May 29, 2010, 12:44:31 PM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.
The Mutants - If the Master's favorite satyr had babies. killed by a house cat (i'm not joking)



Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
25 minutes - Wow. I didn't think it was possible to do that with a disco ball, but there you have it.

Quotes
"You're gonna like the V.I.P. room. You're not gonna want to leave."
"Disco's dead ma....argghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on May 29, 2010, 04:54:01 PM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.
The Mutants - If the Master's favorite satyr had babies. killed by a house cat (i'm not joking)



Plot summary
The year is 1977.  The disco phenomonon is in full swing.  We are taken to the construction of a new disco dance ballroom, where nearby is a polluted stream.  A dump truck drops garbage, broken bottles, and small canisters of some unknown, glowing green material into it..

Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
25 minutes - Wow. I didn't think it was possible to do that with a disco ball, but there you have it.

Quotes
"You're gonna like the V.I.P. room. You're not gonna want to leave."
"Disco's dead ma....argghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 29, 2010, 09:17:32 PM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.
The Mutants - If the Master's favorite satyr had babies. killed by a house cat (i'm not joking)

Plot summary
The year is 1977.  The disco phenomonon is in full swing.  We are taken to the construction of a new disco dance ballroom, where nearby is a polluted stream.  A dump truck drops garbage, broken bottles, and small canisters of some unknown, glowing green material into it....

Flash forward twenty five years.  The disco has been boarded up, but a ruthless real estate developer wants to buy the property to turn it into a Coffeebux.  He sends his top saleswoman to check out the dilapated property.  As she enters the musty old dancehall, she sees a strange glow coming from behind a closed door.  She begins to sweat as she reaches a hand to the knob...   

Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
25 minutes - Wow. I didn't think it was possible to do that with a disco ball, but there you have it.

Quotes
"You're gonna like the V.I.P. room. You're not gonna want to leave."
"Disco's dead ma....argghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: AndyC on May 29, 2010, 09:45:27 PM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.
The Mutants - If the Master's favorite satyr had babies. killed by a house cat (i'm not joking)

Plot summary
The year is 1977.  The disco phenomonon is in full swing.  We are taken to the construction of a new disco dance ballroom, where nearby is a polluted stream.  A dump truck drops garbage, broken bottles, and small canisters of some unknown, glowing green material into it....

Flash forward twenty five years.  The disco has been boarded up, but a ruthless real estate developer wants to buy the property to turn it into a Coffeebux.  He sends his top saleswoman to check out the dilapated property.  As she enters the musty old dancehall, she sees a strange glow coming from behind a closed door.  She begins to sweat as she reaches a hand to the knob... 

Suddenly, a cat springs out of the shadows and startles her momentarily. Realizing what it was, she regains her composure and gives an embarrassed chuckle.....

Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
25 minutes - Wow. I didn't think it was possible to do that with a disco ball, but there you have it.

Quotes
"You're gonna like the V.I.P. room. You're not gonna want to leave."
"Disco's dead ma....argghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: JaseSF on May 30, 2010, 12:07:28 PM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.
The Mutants - If the Master's favorite satyr had babies. killed by a house cat (i'm not joking)

Plot summary
The year is 1977.  The disco phenomonon is in full swing.  We are taken to the construction of a new disco dance ballroom, where nearby is a polluted stream.  A dump truck drops garbage, broken bottles, and small canisters of some unknown, glowing green material into it....

Flash forward twenty five years.  The disco has been boarded up, but a ruthless real estate developer wants to buy the property to turn it into a Coffeebux.  He sends his top saleswoman to check out the dilapated property.  As she enters the musty old dancehall, she sees a strange glow coming from behind a closed door.  She begins to sweat as she reaches a hand to the knob... 

Suddenly, a cat springs out of the shadows and startles her momentarily. Realizing what it was, she regains her composure and gives an embarrassed chuckle.....

Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
25 minutes - Wow. I didn't think it was possible to do that with a disco ball, but there you have it.

Quotes
"You're gonna like the V.I.P. room. You're not gonna want to leave."
"Disco's dead ma....argghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"That Disco ball... It was filled with some type of radioactive goop!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: AndyC on May 30, 2010, 06:27:57 PM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.
The Mutants - If the Master's favorite satyr had babies. killed by a house cat (i'm not joking)

Plot summary
The year is 1977.  The disco phenomonon is in full swing.  We are taken to the construction of a new disco dance ballroom, where nearby is a polluted stream.  A dump truck drops garbage, broken bottles, and small canisters of some unknown, glowing green material into it....

Flash forward twenty five years.  The disco has been boarded up, but a ruthless real estate developer wants to buy the property to turn it into a Coffeebux.  He sends his top saleswoman to check out the dilapated property.  As she enters the musty old dancehall, she sees a strange glow coming from behind a closed door.  She begins to sweat as she reaches a hand to the knob...

Suddenly, a cat springs out of the shadows and startles her momentarily. Realizing what it was, she regains her composure and gives an embarrassed chuckle.....

Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
25 minutes - Wow. I didn't think it was possible to do that with a disco ball, but there you have it.
40 minutes - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST RICK DEES

Quotes
"You're gonna like the V.I.P. room. You're not gonna want to leave."
"Disco's dead ma....argghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"That Disco ball... It was filled with some type of radioactive goop!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 30, 2010, 07:19:48 PM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.
The Mutants - If the Master's favorite satyr had babies. killed by a house cat (i'm not joking)

Plot summary
The year is 1977.  The disco phenomonon is in full swing.  We are taken to the construction of a new disco dance ballroom, where nearby is a polluted stream.  A dump truck drops garbage, broken bottles, and small canisters of some unknown, glowing green material into it....

Flash forward twenty five years.  The disco has been boarded up, but a ruthless real estate developer wants to buy the property to turn it into a Coffeebux.  He sends his top saleswoman to check out the dilapated property.  As she enters the musty old dancehall, she sees a strange glow coming from behind a closed door.  She begins to sweat as she reaches a hand to the knob...

Suddenly, a cat springs out of the shadows and startles her momentarily. Realizing what it was, she regains her composure and gives an embarrassed chuckle...  Only to be shocked when a mutant wearing three platform shoes (one for each foot) jumps out and rips her head off!  Now, we get thirty minutes of idiots going back to the disco to see what happened to the last investigator and getting their heads ripped off by Saturday Night Fever rejects to the toe-tapping tunes of the Heebee Jees (a horror/disco Bee Gees tribute band), until finally...

Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
25 minutes - Wow. I didn't think it was possible to do that with a disco ball, but there you have it.
40 minutes - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST RICK DEES

Quotes
"You're gonna like the V.I.P. room. You're not gonna want to leave."
"Disco's dead ma....argghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"That Disco ball... It was filled with some type of radioactive goop!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: El Misfit on May 30, 2010, 09:10:21 PM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: InformationGeek on May 30, 2010, 09:19:57 PM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
         
           
           

Plot Summary:
         
         
         

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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 30, 2010, 09:33:09 PM
I didn't quite finish off the last one. 


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: El Misfit on May 30, 2010, 09:38:04 PM
opps, sorry, I didn't see the .... at the end of the plot summary  :smile:


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on May 31, 2010, 10:28:20 PM
Title:
The Mutants from the Disco

Movie Tagline
Disco's not dead.... You are!


Characters
Tony Barone - A John Travolta knockoff, only with a third nostril.  Killed when a disco ball shatters and a shard lodges in his eyeball.
Eliot Burnsdale - greedy corporate big whig that's illegally dumping toxic waste in a stream that just happens to run by the local disco
Leroy Blaxton - Afro-wearing, super-funky, Bootsy Collins knockoff, and head of the disco mutants. His eyes glow bright gold.
The Mutants - If the Master's favorite satyr had babies. killed by a house cat (i'm not joking)

Plot summary
The year is 1977.  The disco phenomonon is in full swing.  We are taken to the construction of a new disco dance ballroom, where nearby is a polluted stream.  A dump truck drops garbage, broken bottles, and small canisters of some unknown, glowing green material into it....

Flash forward twenty five years.  The disco has been boarded up, but a ruthless real estate developer wants to buy the property to turn it into a Coffeebux.  He sends his top saleswoman to check out the dilapated property.  As she enters the musty old dancehall, she sees a strange glow coming from behind a closed door.  She begins to sweat as she reaches a hand to the knob...

Suddenly, a cat springs out of the shadows and startles her momentarily. Realizing what it was, she regains her composure and gives an embarrassed chuckle...  Only to be shocked when a mutant wearing three platform shoes (one for each foot) jumps out and rips her head off!  Now, we get thirty minutes of idiots going back to the disco to see what happened to the last investigator and getting their heads ripped off by Saturday Night Fever rejects to the toe-tapping tunes of the Heebee Jees (a horror/disco Bee Gees tribute band), until finally...

Olivia Newton-John arrives from the sky (as the muse Kira from Xanadu) and frightens off the mutant Saturday Night Fever rejects with her colored, glowing aura.  They appear to have made their escape from her by hiding in Jeff Lyne's hair, but when she opens her mouth and sings "Physical", their eardrums explode, followed shortly by their heads.  The world is saved from the mutants (but not from the terrible song) and the film ends.

Things I Learned From This Movie
Disco Balls are full of toxic waste
Platform shoes make great boomerangs.
As long as mutants still exist, disco will live on.


Stuff to Watch for
Opening credits - A surprisingly good synchronized disco dance sequence.
6 minutes - There's a song called "Disco Chihuahua"?  What WILL they think of next!
25 minutes - Wow. I didn't think it was possible to do that with a disco ball, but there you have it.
40 minutes - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST RICK DEES

Quotes
"You're gonna like the V.I.P. room. You're not gonna want to leave."
"Disco's dead ma....argghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"That Disco ball... It was filled with some type of radioactive goop!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: El Misfit on June 01, 2010, 07:36:19 AM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
         
           
           

Plot Summary:
         
         
         

Things I learned from this Movie:
               
                   
                     



Stuff to Watch For:
                           
                         
                         
                         

Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Flick James on June 01, 2010, 10:11:16 AM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
Chet Hickory - stereotypical b-movie small town sheriff who first tries to deal with the advancing glob before the National Guard takes over. Played horribly by an actor with a fake country accent and who has clearly never handled a firearm in his life.   
           
           

Plot Summary:
         
         
         

Things I learned from this Movie:
               
                   
                     



Stuff to Watch For:
                           
                         
                         
                         

Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: indianasmith on June 01, 2010, 10:42:26 AM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
Chet Hickory - stereotypical b-movie small town sheriff who first tries to deal with the advancing glob before the National Guard takes over. Played horribly by an actor with a fake country accent and who has clearly never handled a firearm in his life.   
"Boogers" McGee - the lovable town drunk and veteran nose picker, greeted by the bartender with the catchphrase: "What'll it be, McGee?"  Eaten by a giant booger.
           
           

Plot Summary:
         
         
         

Things I learned from this Movie:
               
                   
                     



Stuff to Watch For:
                           
                         
                         
                         

Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: AndyC on June 01, 2010, 11:01:16 AM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
Chet Hickory - stereotypical b-movie small town sheriff who first tries to deal with the advancing glob before the National Guard takes over. Played horribly by an actor with a fake country accent and who has clearly never handled a firearm in his life.   
"Boogers" McGee - the lovable town drunk and veteran nose picker, greeted by the bartender with the catchphrase: "What'll it be, McGee?"  Eaten by a giant booger.
           
           

Plot Summary:
         
         
         

Things I learned from this Movie:
               
                   
                     



Stuff to Watch For:
10 minutes - That's the Glob from Neptune? Looks more like a glob from Uranus.
                           
                         
                         
                         

Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Mr. DS on June 01, 2010, 11:55:23 AM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
Chet Hickory - stereotypical b-movie small town sheriff who first tries to deal with the advancing glob before the National Guard takes over. Played horribly by an actor with a fake country accent and who has clearly never handled a firearm in his life.   
"Boogers" McGee - the lovable town drunk and veteran nose picker, greeted by the bartender with the catchphrase: "What'll it be, McGee?"  Eaten by a giant booger.
           
           

Plot Summary:
         
         
         

Things I learned from this Movie:
Allergy medicines are the only hope for Earth when it comes to intergalatic warfare.      
                   
                     



Stuff to Watch For:
10 minutes - That's the Glob from Neptune? Looks more like a glob from Uranus.
                           
                         
                         
                         

Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Flick James on June 01, 2010, 12:59:15 PM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
Chet Hickory - stereotypical b-movie small town sheriff who first tries to deal with the advancing glob before the National Guard takes over. Played horribly by an actor with a fake country accent and who has clearly never handled a firearm in his life.   
"Boogers" McGee - the lovable town drunk and veteran nose picker, greeted by the bartender with the catchphrase: "What'll it be, McGee?"  Eaten by a giant booger.
Ralphie Finkleman - local allergy-plagued college nerd. He is the first to discover that his allergy medicine works as a repellent against the glob. At first nobody takes him seriously.
           
           

Plot Summary:
         
         
         

Things I learned from this Movie:
Allergy medicines are the only hope for Earth when it comes to intergalatic warfare.     
                   
                     



Stuff to Watch For:
10 minutes - That's the Glob from Neptune? Looks more like a glob from Uranus.
                           
                         
                         
                         

Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: JaseSF on June 01, 2010, 02:28:59 PM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
Chet Hickory - stereotypical b-movie small town sheriff who first tries to deal with the advancing glob before the National Guard takes over. Played horribly by an actor with a fake country accent and who has clearly never handled a firearm in his life.  
"Boogers" McGee - the lovable town drunk and veteran nose picker, greeted by the bartender with the catchphrase: "What'll it be, McGee?"  Eaten by a giant booger.
Ralphie Finkleman - local allergy-plagued college nerd. He is the first to discover that his allergy medicine works as a repellent against the glob. At first nobody takes him seriously.
"Spuds" Malarky - tobacco chewing farmhand cretin with a secret shack full of porn. Eaten by the Glob, shack and all, in the midst of attempting to... gag... pleasure himself.
          
          

Plot Summary:
        
        
        

Things I learned from this Movie:
Allergy medicines are the only hope for Earth when it comes to intergalatic warfare.      
                  
                    



Stuff to Watch For:
10 minutes - That's the Glob from Neptune? Looks more like a glob from Uranus.
                          
                        
                        
                        

Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on June 02, 2010, 02:37:59 AM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
Chet Hickory - stereotypical b-movie small town sheriff who first tries to deal with the advancing glob before the National Guard takes over. Played horribly by an actor with a fake country accent and who has clearly never handled a firearm in his life. 
"Boogers" McGee - the lovable town drunk and veteran nose picker, greeted by the bartender with the catchphrase: "What'll it be, McGee?"  Eaten by a giant booger.
Ralphie Finkleman - local allergy-plagued college nerd. He is the first to discover that his allergy medicine works as a repellent against the glob. At first nobody takes him seriously.
"Spuds" Malarky - tobacco chewing farmhand cretin with a secret shack full of porn. Eaten by the Glob, shack and all, in the midst of attempting to... gag... pleasure himself.
         
         

Plot Summary:
On a clear, starry night in Wichita, Kansas, what appears to be a shooting star blazes through the sky.  It becomes bigger and bigger as it suddenly approaches Earth, and in a series of ridiculous cut-aways suddenly slams into the Earth mere seconds after its intial appearance.  A buck-toothed inbred farmer approaches it and notices a large meteor spitting out some green goo.  He cries, "Oh Lordy, that thar's a meteor!  Gyuh gyuh gyuh!"  His wife/sister runs out and stares agog at the meteor as well.  The goo formates into a large glob that engulfs them, dissolving their flesh and thankfully preventing them from procreating.       
       
       

Things I learned from this Movie:
Allergy medicines are the only hope for Earth when it comes to intergalatic warfare.     
                 
                   



Stuff to Watch For:
10 minutes - That's the Glob from Neptune? Looks more like a glob from Uranus.
                         
                       
                       
                       

Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: indianasmith on June 02, 2010, 10:38:03 AM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
Chet Hickory - stereotypical b-movie small town sheriff who first tries to deal with the advancing glob before the National Guard takes over. Played horribly by an actor with a fake country accent and who has clearly never handled a firearm in his life. 
"Boogers" McGee - the lovable town drunk and veteran nose picker, greeted by the bartender with the catchphrase: "What'll it be, McGee?"  Eaten by a giant booger.
Ralphie Finkleman - local allergy-plagued college nerd. He is the first to discover that his allergy medicine works as a repellent against the glob. At first nobody takes him seriously.
"Spuds" Malarky - tobacco chewing farmhand cretin with a secret shack full of porn. Eaten by the Glob, shack and all, in the midst of attempting to... gag... pleasure himself.
         
         

Plot Summary:
On a clear, starry night in Wichita, Kansas, what appears to be a shooting star blazes through the sky.  It becomes bigger and bigger as it suddenly approaches Earth, and in a series of ridiculous cut-aways suddenly slams into the Earth mere seconds after its intial appearance.  A buck-toothed inbred farmer approaches it and notices a large meteor spitting out some green goo.  He cries, "Oh Lordy, that thar's a meteor!  Gyuh gyuh gyuh!"  His wife/sister runs out and stares agog at the meteor as well.  The goo formates into a large glob that engulfs them, dissolving their flesh and thankfully preventing them from procreating.       
       
       

Things I learned from this Movie:
Allergy medicines are the only hope for Earth when it comes to intergalatic warfare.     
                 
                   



Stuff to Watch For:
10 minutes - That's the Glob from Neptune? Looks more like a glob from Uranus.
                         
                       
                       
                       

Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"
"HOLY SHEEP SH**!!!!  It's a giant booger!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: El Misfit on June 02, 2010, 10:41:53 AM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
Chet Hickory - stereotypical b-movie small town sheriff who first tries to deal with the advancing glob before the National Guard takes over. Played horribly by an actor with a fake country accent and who has clearly never handled a firearm in his life.
"Boogers" McGee - the lovable town drunk and veteran nose picker, greeted by the bartender with the catchphrase: "What'll it be, McGee?"  Eaten by a giant booger.
Ralphie Finkleman - local allergy-plagued college nerd. He is the first to discover that his allergy medicine works as a repellent against the glob. At first nobody takes him seriously.
"Spuds" Malarky - tobacco chewing farmhand cretin with a secret shack full of porn. Eaten by the Glob, shack and all, in the midst of attempting to... gag... pleasure himself.
         
         

Plot Summary:
On a clear, starry night in Wichita, Kansas, what appears to be a shooting star blazes through the sky.  It becomes bigger and bigger as it suddenly approaches Earth, and in a series of ridiculous cut-aways suddenly slams into the Earth mere seconds after its intial appearance.  A buck-toothed inbred farmer approaches it and notices a large meteor spitting out some green goo.  He cries, "Oh Lordy, that thar's a meteor!  Gyuh gyuh gyuh!"  His wife/sister runs out and stares agog at the meteor as well.  The goo formates into a large glob that engulfs them, dissolving their flesh and thankfully preventing them from procreating.       
       
       

Things I learned from this Movie:
Allergy medicines are the only hope for Earth when it comes to intergalatic warfare.     
                 
                   



Stuff to Watch For:
10 minutes - That's the Glob from Neptune? Looks more like a glob from Uranus.
20 minutes - EWWWW, old ladies having sex with 20 year old guys!
                       
                       
                       

Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"
"HOLY SHEEP SH**!!!!  It's a giant booger!


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Chainsaw midget on June 03, 2010, 06:55:13 AM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
Chet Hickory - stereotypical b-movie small town sheriff who first tries to deal with the advancing glob before the National Guard takes over. Played horribly by an actor with a fake country accent and who has clearly never handled a firearm in his life.
"Boogers" McGee - the lovable town drunk and veteran nose picker, greeted by the bartender with the catchphrase: "What'll it be, McGee?"  Eaten by a giant booger.
Ralphie Finkleman - local allergy-plagued college nerd. He is the first to discover that his allergy medicine works as a repellent against the glob. At first nobody takes him seriously.
"Spuds" Malarky - tobacco chewing farmhand cretin with a secret shack full of porn. Eaten by the Glob, shack and all, in the midst of attempting to... gag... pleasure himself.
         
         

Plot Summary:
On a clear, starry night in Wichita, Kansas, what appears to be a shooting star blazes through the sky.  It becomes bigger and bigger as it suddenly approaches Earth, and in a series of ridiculous cut-aways suddenly slams into the Earth mere seconds after its intial appearance.  A buck-toothed inbred farmer approaches it and notices a large meteor spitting out some green goo.  He cries, "Oh Lordy, that thar's a meteor!  Gyuh gyuh gyuh!"  His wife/sister runs out and stares agog at the meteor as well.  The goo formates into a large glob that engulfs them, dissolving their flesh and thankfully preventing them from procreating.       
       
       

Things I learned from this Movie:
Allergy medicines are the only hope for Earth when it comes to intergalatic warfare.     
                 
                   



Stuff to Watch For:
10 minutes - That's the Glob from Neptune? Looks more like a glob from Uranus.
20 minutes - EWWWW, old ladies having sex with 20 year old guys!
                       
                       
                       

Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"
"HOLY SHEEP SH**!!!!  It's a giant booger!
"It's like a big pile of pond scum.  You know you can't reason with pond scum."


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: El Misfit on June 03, 2010, 07:08:21 AM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
Chet Hickory - stereotypical b-movie small town sheriff who first tries to deal with the advancing glob before the National Guard takes over. Played horribly by an actor with a fake country accent and who has clearly never handled a firearm in his life.
"Boogers" McGee - the lovable town drunk and veteran nose picker, greeted by the bartender with the catchphrase: "What'll it be, McGee?"  Eaten by a giant booger.
Ralphie Finkleman - local allergy-plagued college nerd. He is the first to discover that his allergy medicine works as a repellent against the glob. At first nobody takes him seriously.
"Spuds" Malarky - tobacco chewing farmhand cretin with a secret shack full of porn. Eaten by the Glob, shack and all, in the midst of attempting to... gag... pleasure himself.
The Glob from Neptune - a radioactive slug that was unfortunately being submitted to animal testing. the poor thing gets bombed, hard.
         
         

Plot Summary:
On a clear, starry night in Wichita, Kansas, what appears to be a shooting star blazes through the sky.  It becomes bigger and bigger as it suddenly approaches Earth, and in a series of ridiculous cut-aways suddenly slams into the Earth mere seconds after its intial appearance.  A buck-toothed inbred farmer approaches it and notices a large meteor spitting out some green goo.  He cries, "Oh Lordy, that thar's a meteor!  Gyuh gyuh gyuh!"  His wife/sister runs out and stares agog at the meteor as well.  The goo formates into a large glob that engulfs them, dissolving their flesh and thankfully preventing them from procreating.       
       
       

Things I learned from this Movie:
Allergy medicines are the only hope for Earth when it comes to intergalatic warfare.     

                   



Stuff to Watch For:
10 minutes - That's the Glob from Neptune? Looks more like a glob from Uranus.
20 minutes - EWWWW, old ladies having sex with 20 year old guys!
                       
                       
                       

Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"
"HOLY SHEEP SH**!!!!  It's a giant booger!
"It's like a big pile of pond scum.  You know you can't reason with pond scum."


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: AndyC on June 03, 2010, 10:57:05 AM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
Chet Hickory - stereotypical b-movie small town sheriff who first tries to deal with the advancing glob before the National Guard takes over. Played horribly by an actor with a fake country accent and who has clearly never handled a firearm in his life.
"Boogers" McGee - the lovable town drunk and veteran nose picker, greeted by the bartender with the catchphrase: "What'll it be, McGee?"  Eaten by a giant booger.
Ralphie Finkleman - local allergy-plagued college nerd. He is the first to discover that his allergy medicine works as a repellent against the glob. At first nobody takes him seriously.
"Spuds" Malarky - tobacco chewing farmhand cretin with a secret shack full of porn. Eaten by the Glob, shack and all, in the midst of attempting to... gag... pleasure himself.
The Glob from Neptune - a radioactive slug that was unfortunately being submitted to animal testing. the poor thing gets bombed, hard.
         
         

Plot Summary:
On a clear, starry night in Wichita, Kansas, what appears to be a shooting star blazes through the sky.  It becomes bigger and bigger as it suddenly approaches Earth, and in a series of ridiculous cut-aways suddenly slams into the Earth mere seconds after its intial appearance.  A buck-toothed inbred farmer approaches it and notices a large meteor spitting out some green goo.  He cries, "Oh Lordy, that thar's a meteor!  Gyuh gyuh gyuh!"  His wife/sister runs out and stares agog at the meteor as well.  The goo formates into a large glob that engulfs them, dissolving their flesh and thankfully preventing them from procreating.       
       
       

Things I learned from this Movie:
Allergy medicines are the only hope for Earth when it comes to intergalatic warfare.     

                   



Stuff to Watch For:
10 minutes - That's the Glob from Neptune? Looks more like a glob from Uranus.
20 minutes - EWWWW, old ladies having sex with 20 year old guys!
45 minutes - And the drunk guy swears off booze for good. How original.
                       
                       
                       

Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"
"HOLY SHEEP SH**!!!!  It's a giant booger!
"It's like a big pile of pond scum.  You know you can't reason with pond scum."


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Mr. DS on June 03, 2010, 11:15:18 AM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
Chet Hickory - stereotypical b-movie small town sheriff who first tries to deal with the advancing glob before the National Guard takes over. Played horribly by an actor with a fake country accent and who has clearly never handled a firearm in his life.
"Boogers" McGee - the lovable town drunk and veteran nose picker, greeted by the bartender with the catchphrase: "What'll it be, McGee?"  Eaten by a giant booger.
Ralphie Finkleman - local allergy-plagued college nerd. He is the first to discover that his allergy medicine works as a repellent against the glob. At first nobody takes him seriously.
"Spuds" Malarky - tobacco chewing farmhand cretin with a secret shack full of porn. Eaten by the Glob, shack and all, in the midst of attempting to... gag... pleasure himself.
The Glob from Neptune - a radioactive slug that was unfortunately being submitted to animal testing. the poor thing gets bombed, hard.
         
         

Plot Summary:
On a clear, starry night in Wichita, Kansas, what appears to be a shooting star blazes through the sky.  It becomes bigger and bigger as it suddenly approaches Earth, and in a series of ridiculous cut-aways suddenly slams into the Earth mere seconds after its intial appearance.  A buck-toothed inbred farmer approaches it and notices a large meteor spitting out some green goo.  He cries, "Oh Lordy, that thar's a meteor!  Gyuh gyuh gyuh!"  His wife/sister runs out and stares agog at the meteor as well.  The goo formates into a large glob that engulfs them, dissolving their flesh and thankfully preventing them from procreating.       
       
       

Things I learned from this Movie:
Allergy medicines are the only hope for Earth when it comes to intergalatic warfare.     
Alien snot is nothing anyone should drink or eat for that matter.
                   



Stuff to Watch For:
10 minutes - That's the Glob from Neptune? Looks more like a glob from Uranus.
20 minutes - EWWWW, old ladies having sex with 20 year old guys!
45 minutes - And the drunk guy swears off booze for good. How original.
                       
                       
                       

Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"
"HOLY SHEEP SH**!!!!  It's a giant booger!
"It's like a big pile of pond scum.  You know you can't reason with pond scum."


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: El Misfit on June 04, 2010, 08:58:26 AM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
Chet Hickory - stereotypical b-movie small town sheriff who first tries to deal with the advancing glob before the National Guard takes over. Played horribly by an actor with a fake country accent and who has clearly never handled a firearm in his life.
"Boogers" McGee - the lovable town drunk and veteran nose picker, greeted by the bartender with the catchphrase: "What'll it be, McGee?"  Eaten by a giant booger.
Ralphie Finkleman - local allergy-plagued college nerd. He is the first to discover that his allergy medicine works as a repellent against the glob. At first nobody takes him seriously.
"Spuds" Malarky - tobacco chewing farmhand cretin with a secret shack full of porn. Eaten by the Glob, shack and all, in the midst of attempting to... gag... pleasure himself.
The Glob from Neptune - a radioactive slug that was unfortunately being submitted to animal testing. the poor thing gets bombed, hard.
         
         

Plot Summary:
On a clear, starry night in Wichita, Kansas, what appears to be a shooting star blazes through the sky.  It becomes bigger and bigger as it suddenly approaches Earth, and in a series of ridiculous cut-aways suddenly slams into the Earth mere seconds after its intial appearance.  A buck-toothed inbred farmer approaches it and notices a large meteor spitting out some green goo.  He cries, "Oh Lordy, that thar's a meteor!  Gyuh gyuh gyuh!"  His wife/sister runs out and stares agog at the meteor as well.  The goo formates into a large glob that engulfs them, dissolving their flesh and thankfully preventing them from procreating. Now we end up in a lab 20 years ago where there was this slug and these scientist put some kind of serum into the slug then sent him up to space, where he must have become the Glob.....
       
       

Things I learned from this Movie:
Allergy medicines are the only hope for Earth when it comes to intergalatic warfare.     
Alien snot is nothing anyone should drink or eat for that matter.
                   



Stuff to Watch For:
10 minutes - That's the Glob from Neptune? Looks more like a glob from Uranus.
20 minutes - EWWWW, old ladies having sex with 20 year old guys!
45 minutes - And the drunk guy swears off booze for good. How original.
                       
                       
                       

Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"
"HOLY SHEEP SH**!!!!  It's a giant booger!
"It's like a big pile of pond scum.  You know you can't reason with pond scum."


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: AndyC on June 04, 2010, 10:13:47 AM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
Chet Hickory - stereotypical b-movie small town sheriff who first tries to deal with the advancing glob before the National Guard takes over. Played horribly by an actor with a fake country accent and who has clearly never handled a firearm in his life.
"Boogers" McGee - the lovable town drunk and veteran nose picker, greeted by the bartender with the catchphrase: "What'll it be, McGee?"  Eaten by a giant booger.
Ralphie Finkleman - local allergy-plagued college nerd. He is the first to discover that his allergy medicine works as a repellent against the glob. At first nobody takes him seriously.
"Spuds" Malarky - tobacco chewing farmhand cretin with a secret shack full of porn. Eaten by the Glob, shack and all, in the midst of attempting to... gag... pleasure himself.
The Glob from Neptune - a radioactive slug that was unfortunately being submitted to animal testing. the poor thing gets bombed, hard.
         
         

Plot Summary:
On a clear, starry night in Wichita, Kansas, what appears to be a shooting star blazes through the sky.  It becomes bigger and bigger as it suddenly approaches Earth, and in a series of ridiculous cut-aways suddenly slams into the Earth mere seconds after its intial appearance.  A buck-toothed inbred farmer approaches it and notices a large meteor spitting out some green goo.  He cries, "Oh Lordy, that thar's a meteor!  Gyuh gyuh gyuh!"  His wife/sister runs out and stares agog at the meteor as well.  The goo formates into a large glob that engulfs them, dissolving their flesh and thankfully preventing them from procreating. Now we end up in a lab 20 years ago where there was this slug and these scientist put some kind of serum into the slug then sent him up to space, where he must have become the Glob. As they watch the rocket blast off, the lead scientist, Dr. Finkleman, is informed that his wife is in labour. Flash forward....
       
       

Things I learned from this Movie:
Allergy medicines are the only hope for Earth when it comes to intergalatic warfare.     
Alien snot is nothing anyone should drink or eat for that matter.
                   



Stuff to Watch For:
10 minutes - That's the Glob from Neptune? Looks more like a glob from Uranus.
20 minutes - EWWWW, old ladies having sex with 20 year old guys!
45 minutes - And the drunk guy swears off booze for good. How original.
                       
                       
                       

Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"
"HOLY SHEEP SH**!!!!  It's a giant booger!
"It's like a big pile of pond scum.  You know you can't reason with pond scum."


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: InformationGeek on June 04, 2010, 10:46:38 AM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
Chet Hickory - stereotypical b-movie small town sheriff who first tries to deal with the advancing glob before the National Guard takes over. Played horribly by an actor with a fake country accent and who has clearly never handled a firearm in his life.
"Boogers" McGee - the lovable town drunk and veteran nose picker, greeted by the bartender with the catchphrase: "What'll it be, McGee?"  Eaten by a giant booger.
Ralphie Finkleman - local allergy-plagued college nerd. He is the first to discover that his allergy medicine works as a repellent against the glob. At first nobody takes him seriously.
"Spuds" Malarky - tobacco chewing farmhand cretin with a secret shack full of porn. Eaten by the Glob, shack and all, in the midst of attempting to... gag... pleasure himself.
The Glob from Neptune - a radioactive slug that was unfortunately being submitted to animal testing. the poor thing gets bombed, hard.
         
         

Plot Summary:
On a clear, starry night in Wichita, Kansas, what appears to be a shooting star blazes through the sky.  It becomes bigger and bigger as it suddenly approaches Earth, and in a series of ridiculous cut-aways suddenly slams into the Earth mere seconds after its intial appearance.  A buck-toothed inbred farmer approaches it and notices a large meteor spitting out some green goo.  He cries, "Oh Lordy, that thar's a meteor!  Gyuh gyuh gyuh!"  His wife/sister runs out and stares agog at the meteor as well.  The goo formates into a large glob that engulfs them, dissolving their flesh and thankfully preventing them from procreating.

Now we end up in a lab 20 years ago where there was this slug and these scientist put some kind of serum into the slug then sent him up to space, where he must have become the Glob. As they watch the rocket blast off, the lead scientist, Dr. Finkleman, is informed that his wife is in labour. Flash forward....
       
       

Things I learned from this Movie:
Allergy medicines are the only hope for Earth when it comes to intergalatic warfare.     
Alien snot is nothing anyone should drink or eat for that matter.
Alien globs are made of old blue jello, silly putty, and jam.                   



Stuff to Watch For:
10 minutes - That's the Glob from Neptune? Looks more like a glob from Uranus.
20 minutes - EWWWW, old ladies having sex with 20 year old guys!
45 minutes - And the drunk guy swears off booze for good. How original.
                       
                       
                       

Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"
"HOLY SHEEP SH**!!!!  It's a giant booger!
"It's like a big pile of pond scum.  You know you can't reason with pond scum."
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 04, 2010, 11:31:26 AM
itle:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
Chet Hickory - stereotypical b-movie small town sheriff who first tries to deal with the advancing glob before the National Guard takes over. Played horribly by an actor with a fake country accent and who has clearly never handled a firearm in his life.
"Boogers" McGee - the lovable town drunk and veteran nose picker, greeted by the bartender with the catchphrase: "What'll it be, McGee?"  Eaten by a giant booger.
Ralphie Finkleman - local allergy-plagued college nerd. He is the first to discover that his allergy medicine works as a repellent against the glob. At first nobody takes him seriously.
"Spuds" Malarky - tobacco chewing farmhand cretin with a secret shack full of porn. Eaten by the Glob, shack and all, in the midst of attempting to... gag... pleasure himself.
The Glob from Neptune - a radioactive slug that was unfortunately being submitted to animal testing. the poor thing gets bombed, hard.
         
         

Plot Summary:
On a clear, starry night in Wichita, Kansas, what appears to be a shooting star blazes through the sky.  It becomes bigger and bigger as it suddenly approaches Earth, and in a series of ridiculous cut-aways suddenly slams into the Earth mere seconds after its intial appearance.  A buck-toothed inbred farmer approaches it and notices a large meteor spitting out some green goo.  He cries, "Oh Lordy, that thar's a meteor!  Gyuh gyuh gyuh!"  His wife/sister runs out and stares agog at the meteor as well.  The goo formates into a large glob that engulfs them, dissolving their flesh and thankfully preventing them from procreating.

Now we end up in a lab 20 years ago where there was this slug and these scientist put some kind of serum into the slug then sent him up to space, where he must have become the Glob. As they watch the rocket blast off, the lead scientist, Dr. Finkleman, is informed that his wife is in labour. Flash forward thirty years, to the present day.  The Glob has been living in a cave on the outskirts of Topeka, growing for ten years by eating the college school students who come there to party.  Ralphie Finkelman is dragged to one such "cave party" by his cool jock roommate, who plans to help him lose his virginity by setting him up with Wendy, the girl who will sleep with anyone.  He meets her but just as she's removing her tank top, the Glob rises up from behind a stalagmite and engulfs her.  Soon it eats the rest of the drunken partiers, and Ralphie flees, the only escapee.  As he runs back to town we see a shot of the Glob oozing out of the cave in slow pursuit... 
       
       

Things I learned from this Movie:
Allergy medicines are the only hope for Earth when it comes to intergalatic warfare.     
Alien snot is nothing anyone should drink or eat for that matter.
Alien globs are made of old blue jello, silly putty, and jam.                   



Stuff to Watch For:
10 minutes - That's the Glob from Neptune? Looks more like a glob from Uranus.
20 minutes - EWWWW, old ladies having sex with 20 year old guys!
45 minutes - And the drunk guy swears off booze for good. How original.
                       
                       
Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"
"HOLY SHEEP SH**!!!!  It's a giant booger!
"It's like a big pile of pond scum.  You know you can't reason with pond scum."


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Chainsaw midget on June 04, 2010, 12:37:03 PM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
Chet Hickory - stereotypical b-movie small town sheriff who first tries to deal with the advancing glob before the National Guard takes over. Played horribly by an actor with a fake country accent and who has clearly never handled a firearm in his life.
"Boogers" McGee - the lovable town drunk and veteran nose picker, greeted by the bartender with the catchphrase: "What'll it be, McGee?"  Eaten by a giant booger.
Ralphie Finkleman - local allergy-plagued college nerd. He is the first to discover that his allergy medicine works as a repellent against the glob. At first nobody takes him seriously.
"Spuds" Malarky - tobacco chewing farmhand cretin with a secret shack full of porn. Eaten by the Glob, shack and all, in the midst of attempting to... gag... pleasure himself.
The Glob from Neptune - a radioactive slug that was unfortunately being submitted to animal testing. the poor thing gets bombed, hard.
         
         

Plot Summary:
On a clear, starry night in Wichita, Kansas, what appears to be a shooting star blazes through the sky.  It becomes bigger and bigger as it suddenly approaches Earth, and in a series of ridiculous cut-aways suddenly slams into the Earth mere seconds after its intial appearance.  A buck-toothed inbred farmer approaches it and notices a large meteor spitting out some green goo.  He cries, "Oh Lordy, that thar's a meteor!  Gyuh gyuh gyuh!"  His wife/sister runs out and stares agog at the meteor as well.  The goo formates into a large glob that engulfs them, dissolving their flesh and thankfully preventing them from procreating.

Now we end up in a lab 20 years ago where there was this slug and these scientist put some kind of serum into the slug then sent him up to space, where he must have become the Glob. As they watch the rocket blast off, the lead scientist, Dr. Finkleman, is informed that his wife is in labour. Flash forward thirty years, to the present day.  The Glob has been living in a cave on the outskirts of Topeka, growing for ten years by eating the college school students who come there to party.  Ralphie Finkelman is dragged to one such "cave party" by his cool jock roommate, who plans to help him lose his virginity by setting him up with Wendy, the girl who will sleep with anyone.  He meets her but just as she's removing her tank top, the Glob rises up from behind a stalagmite and engulfs her.  Soon it eats the rest of the drunken partiers, and Ralphie flees, the only escapee.  As he runs back to town we see a shot of the Glob oozing out of the cave in slow pursuit... 
       
Ralphie is picked up by Sheriff Chet.  Trying to explain what's going on, Chet locks him in jail only to change his mind a few minutes later and decide that maybe Ralphie is onto something (despite a complete lack of evidence.)  Again, showing any lack of common sense, the Sheriff, rather than investigating, immediately goes to set a trap for the creature using the towns Ladies Softball Team (all five of them) as bait! 



Things I learned from this Movie:
Allergy medicines are the only hope for Earth when it comes to intergalatic warfare.     
Alien snot is nothing anyone should drink or eat for that matter.
Alien globs are made of old blue jello, silly putty, and jam.                   



Stuff to Watch For:
10 minutes - That's the Glob from Neptune? Looks more like a glob from Uranus.
20 minutes - EWWWW, old ladies having sex with 20 year old guys!
45 minutes - And the drunk guy swears off booze for good. How original.
                       
                       
Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"
"HOLY SHEEP SH**!!!!  It's a giant booger!
"It's like a big pile of pond scum.  You know you can't reason with pond scum."


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: JaseSF on June 05, 2010, 09:45:44 PM
Title:
The Glob of Neptune

Movie Tagline:
From outer space comes, the next big blobish beast!

Characters:
Chet Hickory - stereotypical b-movie small town sheriff who first tries to deal with the advancing glob before the National Guard takes over. Played horribly by an actor with a fake country accent and who has clearly never handled a firearm in his life.
"Boogers" McGee - the lovable town drunk and veteran nose picker, greeted by the bartender with the catchphrase: "What'll it be, McGee?"  Eaten by a giant booger.
Ralphie Finkleman - local allergy-plagued college nerd. He is the first to discover that his allergy medicine works as a repellent against the glob. At first nobody takes him seriously.
"Spuds" Malarky - tobacco chewing farmhand cretin with a secret shack full of porn. Eaten by the Glob, shack and all, in the midst of attempting to... gag... pleasure himself.
The Glob from Neptune - a radioactive slug that was unfortunately being submitted to animal testing. the poor thing gets bombed, hard.
         
         

Plot Summary:
On a clear, starry night in Wichita, Kansas, what appears to be a shooting star blazes through the sky.  It becomes bigger and bigger as it suddenly approaches Earth, and in a series of ridiculous cut-aways suddenly slams into the Earth mere seconds after its intial appearance.  A buck-toothed inbred farmer approaches it and notices a large meteor spitting out some green goo.  He cries, "Oh Lordy, that thar's a meteor!  Gyuh gyuh gyuh!"  His wife/sister runs out and stares agog at the meteor as well.  The goo formates into a large glob that engulfs them, dissolving their flesh and thankfully preventing them from procreating.

Now we end up in a lab 20 years ago where there was this slug and these scientist put some kind of serum into the slug then sent him up to space, where he must have become the Glob. As they watch the rocket blast off, the lead scientist, Dr. Finkleman, is informed that his wife is in labour. Flash forward thirty years, to the present day.  The Glob has been living in a cave on the outskirts of Topeka, growing for ten years by eating the college school students who come there to party.  Ralphie Finkelman is dragged to one such "cave party" by his cool jock roommate, who plans to help him lose his virginity by setting him up with Wendy, the girl who will sleep with anyone.  He meets her but just as she's removing her tank top, the Glob rises up from behind a stalagmite and engulfs her.  Soon it eats the rest of the drunken partiers, and Ralphie flees, the only escapee.  As he runs back to town we see a shot of the Glob oozing out of the cave in slow pursuit... 
       
Ralphie is picked up by Sheriff Chet.  Trying to explain what's going on, Chet locks him in jail only to change his mind a few minutes later and decide that maybe Ralphie is onto something (despite a complete lack of evidence.)  Again, showing any lack of common sense, the Sheriff, rather than investigating, immediately goes to set a trap for the creature using the towns Ladies Softball Team (all five of them) as bait! 

In the distance watching this unfold is "Spuds" Malarky. Getting excited at the sight of so many dazzling females, he spits out a large wad of chewing "baccy" and heads for his old shed. Right in the midst of getting some "satisfaction", the Glob unexpectedly consumes him, shack and all. "Boogers" McGee, after a wild night o partying with even more dispensable college kids, awakens from a drunken stupor on a nearby hill to catch these events as they unfold.



Things I learned from this Movie:
Allergy medicines are the only hope for Earth when it comes to intergalatic warfare.     
Alien snot is nothing anyone should drink or eat for that matter.
Alien globs are made of old blue jello, silly putty, and jam.                   



Stuff to Watch For:
10 minutes - That's the Glob from Neptune? Looks more like a glob from Uranus.
20 minutes - EWWWW, old ladies having sex with 20 year old guys!
45 minutes - And the drunk guy swears off booze for good. How original.
                       
                       
Notable Quotes
"My God, It's Like Reptilicus's acidic muucs and the blob combined!"
"HOLY SHEEP SH**!!!!  It's a giant booger!
"It's like a big pile of pond scum.  You know you can't reason with pond scum."


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: InformationGeek on June 05, 2010, 09:53:39 PM
I think we finished the glob one now, so I'll move on.  If not, then ignore this one until the other movie is finished.

Title: 
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

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Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: AndyC on June 06, 2010, 07:02:18 AM
I think we finished the glob one now, so I'll move on.  If not, then ignore this one until the other movie is finished.

Title:
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

Movie Tagline
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Characters
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Chaz Winthrop III - Richard Gere! Pillar of the community with secret and unusual proclivities. Disemboweled.
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Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Chainsaw midget on June 06, 2010, 09:35:13 AM
Title:
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

Movie Tagline
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Characters
Fritz Olaff - mad scientist with a crazy hairdo that is dedicated to improving the human body by giving it animal traits.  Killed by having his head crushed in a toilet
Chaz Winthrop III - Richard Gere! Pillar of the community with secret and unusual proclivities. Disemboweled.
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Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 06, 2010, 10:47:25 AM
Title:
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

Movie Tagline
______________


Characters
Fritz Olaff - mad scientist with a crazy hairdo that is dedicated to improving the human body by giving it animal traits.  Killed by having his head crushed in a toilet
Chaz Winthrop III - Richard Gere! Pillar of the community with secret and unusual proclivities. Disemboweled.
Curtis Snellinger - Crip gang leader locked in a deadly battle with the Bloods; turns into a gerbil at the most inappropriate times.
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Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on June 06, 2010, 04:36:09 PM
Title:
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

Movie Tagline
The world was its Habitrail of death!!!


Characters
Fritz Olaff - mad scientist with a crazy hairdo that is dedicated to improving the human body by giving it animal traits.  Killed by having his head crushed in a toilet
Chaz Winthrop III - Richard Gere! Pillar of the community with secret and unusual proclivities. Disemboweled.
Curtis Snellinger - Crip gang leader locked in a deadly battle with the Bloods; turns into a gerbil at the most inappropriate times.
___________


Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
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_____________


Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: JaseSF on June 06, 2010, 11:10:35 PM
Title:
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

Movie Tagline
The world was its Habitrail of death!!!


Characters
Fritz Olaff - mad scientist with a crazy hairdo that is dedicated to improving the human body by giving it animal traits.  Killed by having his head crushed in a toilet
Chaz Winthrop III - Richard Gere! Pillar of the community with secret and unusual proclivities. Disemboweled.
Curtis Snellinger - Crip gang leader locked in a deadly battle with the Bloods; turns into a gerbil at the most inappropriate times.
___________


Plot summary
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___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
_____________
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
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______________
______________


Quotes
"It's almost like...y'know what they call it...yes... poetic justice. They made him run on a wheel. Now those same humans run from him in utter terror!"
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Chainsaw midget on June 06, 2010, 11:35:44 PM
Title:
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

Movie Tagline
The world was its Habitrail of death!!!


Characters
Fritz Olaff - mad scientist with a crazy hairdo that is dedicated to improving the human body by giving it animal traits.  Killed by having his head crushed in a toilet
Chaz Winthrop III - Richard Gere! Pillar of the community with secret and unusual proclivities. Disemboweled.
Curtis Snellinger - Crip gang leader locked in a deadly battle with the Bloods; turns into a gerbil at the most inappropriate times.
___________


Plot summary
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___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
_____________
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
______________
______________
______________


Quotes
"It's almost like...y'know what they call it...yes... poetic justice. They made him run on a wheel. Now those same humans run from him in utter terror!"
"I am the Gerbil King of Hell"
_____________


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 07, 2010, 10:30:35 AM
Title:
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

Movie Tagline
The world was its Habitrail of death!!!


Characters
Fritz Olaff - mad scientist with a crazy hairdo that is dedicated to improving the human body by giving it animal traits.  Killed by having his head crushed in a toilet
Chaz Winthrop III - Richard Gere! Pillar of the community with secret and unusual proclivities. Disemboweled.
Curtis Snellinger - Crip gang leader locked in a deadly battle with the Bloods; turns into a gerbil at the most inappropriate times.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
_____________
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
14 min. - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST RICHARD GERE'S [censored]
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______________


Quotes
"It's almost like...y'know what they call it...yes... poetic justice. They made him run on a wheel. Now those same humans run from him in utter terror!"
"I am the Gerbil King of Hell"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: AndyC on June 07, 2010, 10:58:01 AM
Title:
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

Movie Tagline
The world was its Habitrail of death!!!


Characters
Fritz Olaff - mad scientist with a crazy hairdo that is dedicated to improving the human body by giving it animal traits.  Killed by having his head crushed in a toilet
Chaz Winthrop III - Richard Gere! Pillar of the community with secret and unusual proclivities. Disemboweled from the inside.
Curtis Snellinger - Crip gang leader locked in a deadly battle with the Bloods; turns into a gerbil at the most inappropriate times.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Never call a big, ferocious gerbil a hamster.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
14 min. - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST RICHARD GERE'S [censored]
______________
______________


Quotes
"It's almost like...y'know what they call it...yes... poetic justice. They made him run on a wheel. Now those same humans run from him in utter terror!"
"I am the Gerbil King of Hell"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on June 07, 2010, 10:59:53 PM
Title:
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

Movie Tagline
The world was its Habitrail of death!!!


Characters
Fritz Olaff - mad scientist with a crazy hairdo that is dedicated to improving the human body by giving it animal traits.  Killed by having his head crushed in a toilet
Chaz Winthrop III - Richard Gere! Pillar of the community with secret and unusual proclivities. Disemboweled from the inside.
Curtis Snellinger - Crip gang leader locked in a deadly battle with the Bloods; turns into a gerbil at the most inappropriate times.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Never call a big, ferocious gerbil a hamster.
Gerbils are DAMN sick of those funky green food pellets.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
14 min. - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST RICHARD GERE'S [censored]
______________
______________


Quotes
"It's almost like...y'know what they call it...yes... poetic justice. They made him run on a wheel. Now those same humans run from him in utter terror!"
"I am the Gerbil King of Hell"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: AndyC on June 08, 2010, 08:12:37 AM
Title:
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

Movie Tagline
The world was its Habitrail of death!!!


Characters
Fritz Olaff - mad scientist with a crazy hairdo that is dedicated to improving the human body by giving it animal traits.  Killed by having his head crushed in a toilet
Chaz Winthrop III - Richard Gere! Pillar of the community with secret and unusual proclivities. Disemboweled from the inside.
Curtis Snellinger - Crip gang leader locked in a deadly battle with the Bloods; turns into a gerbil at the most inappropriate times.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Never call a big, ferocious gerbil a hamster.
Gerbils are DAMN sick of those funky green food pellets.
Exercise wheels come in a wide range of sizes.


Stuff to Watch for
14 min. - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST RICHARD GERE'S [censored]
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______________


Quotes
"It's almost like...y'know what they call it...yes... poetic justice. They made him run on a wheel. Now those same humans run from him in utter terror!"
"I am the Gerbil King of Hell"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: InformationGeek on June 08, 2010, 08:37:52 AM
Title:
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

Movie Tagline
The world was its Habitrail of death!!!

Characters
Fritz Olaff - mad scientist with a crazy hairdo that is dedicated to improving the human body by giving it animal traits.  Killed by having his head crushed in a toilet
Chaz Winthrop III - Richard Gere! Pillar of the community with secret and unusual proclivities. Disemboweled from the inside.
Curtis Snellinger - Crip gang leader locked in a deadly battle with the Bloods; turns into a gerbil at the most inappropriate times.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Never call a big, ferocious gerbil a hamster.
Gerbils are DAMN sick of those funky green food pellets.
Exercise wheels come in a wide range of sizes.


Stuff to Watch for
14 min. - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST RICHARD GERE'S [censored]
30 min - And now something for the people with very weird fetishes.
______________


Quotes
"It's almost like...y'know what they call it...yes... poetic justice. They made him run on a wheel. Now those same humans run from him in utter terror!"
"I am the Gerbil King of Hell"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: indianasmith on June 08, 2010, 09:51:51 AM
Title:
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

Movie Tagline
The world was its Habitrail of death!!!

Characters
Fritz Olaff - mad scientist with a crazy hairdo that is dedicated to improving the human body by giving it animal traits.  Killed by having his head crushed in a toilet
Chaz Winthrop III - Richard Gere! Pillar of the community with secret and unusual proclivities. Disemboweled from the inside.
Curtis Snellinger - Crip gang leader locked in a deadly battle with the Bloods; turns into a gerbil at the most inappropriate times.
Dr. Detroit - Dan Akroyd!!!! Called out of retirement to give the rodent menace its final comeuppance!
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Never call a big, ferocious gerbil a hamster.
Gerbils are DAMN sick of those funky green food pellets.
Exercise wheels come in a wide range of sizes.


Stuff to Watch for
14 min. - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST RICHARD GERE'S [censored]
30 min - And now something for the people with very weird fetishes.
34 min - Dr. Detroit unveils his secret weapon!
______________


Quotes
"It's almost like...y'know what they call it...yes... poetic justice. They made him run on a wheel. Now those same humans run from him in utter terror!"
"I am the Gerbil King of Hell"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: JaseSF on June 08, 2010, 12:44:27 PM
Title:
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

Movie Tagline
The world was its Habitrail of death!!!

Characters
Fritz Olaff - mad scientist with a crazy hairdo that is dedicated to improving the human body by giving it animal traits.  Killed by having his head crushed in a toilet
Chaz Winthrop III - Richard Gere! Pillar of the community with secret and unusual proclivities. Disemboweled from the inside.
Curtis Snellinger - Crip gang leader locked in a deadly battle with the Bloods; turns into a gerbil at the most inappropriate times.
Dr. Detroit - Dan Akroyd!!!! Called out of retirement to give the rodent menace its final comeuppance!
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Never call a big, ferocious gerbil a hamster.
Gerbils are DAMN sick of those funky green food pellets.
Exercise wheels come in a wide range of sizes.


Stuff to Watch for
14 min. - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST RICHARD GERE'S [censored]
30 min - And now something for the people with very weird fetishes.
34 min - Dr. Detroit unveils his secret weapon!
42 min - How many times can the same two structures explode?


Quotes
"It's almost like...y'know what they call it...yes... poetic justice. They made him run on a wheel. Now those same humans run from him in utter terror!"
"I am the Gerbil King of Hell"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on June 09, 2010, 02:19:25 PM
Title:
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

Movie Tagline
The world was its Habitrail of death!!!

Characters
Fritz Olaff - mad scientist with a crazy hairdo that is dedicated to improving the human body by giving it animal traits.  Killed by having his head crushed in a toilet
Chaz Winthrop III - Richard Gere! Pillar of the community with secret and unusual proclivities. Disemboweled from the inside.
Curtis Snellinger - Crip gang leader locked in a deadly battle with the Bloods; turns into a gerbil at the most inappropriate times.
Dr. Detroit - Dan Akroyd!!!! Called out of retirement to give the rodent menace its final comeuppance!
Skeeter - Female member of the Bloods who can't resist fawning over the cute gerbil-man, and how she wants to pet him.  Gored by a giant feeding tube bottle, making her blood flow out the tube and into the waiting were-gerbil's mouth.  Slurp!


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Never call a big, ferocious gerbil a hamster.
Gerbils are DAMN sick of those funky green food pellets.
Exercise wheels come in a wide range of sizes.


Stuff to Watch for
14 min. - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST RICHARD GERE'S [censored]
30 min - And now something for the people with very weird fetishes.
34 min - Dr. Detroit unveils his secret weapon!
42 min - How many times can the same two structures explode?


Quotes
"It's almost like...y'know what they call it...yes... poetic justice. They made him run on a wheel. Now those same humans run from him in utter terror!"
"I am the Gerbil King of Hell"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Chainsaw midget on June 19, 2010, 08:59:08 PM
Title:
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

Movie Tagline
The world was its Habitrail of death!!!

Characters
Fritz Olaff - mad scientist with a crazy hairdo that is dedicated to improving the human body by giving it animal traits.  Killed by having his head crushed in a toilet
Chaz Winthrop III - Richard Gere! Pillar of the community with secret and unusual proclivities. Disemboweled from the inside.
Curtis Snellinger - Crip gang leader locked in a deadly battle with the Bloods; turns into a gerbil at the most inappropriate times.
Dr. Detroit - Dan Akroyd!!!! Called out of retirement to give the rodent menace its final comeuppance!
Skeeter - Female member of the Bloods who can't resist fawning over the cute gerbil-man, and how she wants to pet him.  Gored by a giant feeding tube bottle, making her blood flow out the tube and into the waiting were-gerbil's mouth.  Slurp!


Plot summary

Fritz Olaff is conducting secret and highly illegal experiments with Chaz Winthrop III's funding.  In order to test his experiments, Fritz tends to offer homeless people handfuls of cash to test his "new medicine".  (Suffice to say, they never get the cash.  Most don't survive.  After a long boring opening where not much happens and people talk about it for too long, Fritz happens to stumble upon Curtis Snellinger drunk in an alley.  Too intoxicated to say "no" to Dr. Olaff's offer, he's taken back to the lab and given the most recent version of Fritz's animal DNA injections. 
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Never call a big, ferocious gerbil a hamster.
Gerbils are DAMN sick of those funky green food pellets.
Exercise wheels come in a wide range of sizes.


Stuff to Watch for
14 min. - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST RICHARD GERE'S [censored]
30 min - And now something for the people with very weird fetishes.
34 min - Dr. Detroit unveils his secret weapon!
42 min - How many times can the same two structures explode?


Quotes
"It's almost like...y'know what they call it...yes... poetic justice. They made him run on a wheel. Now those same humans run from him in utter terror!"
"I am the Gerbil King of Hell"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: JaseSF on June 20, 2010, 11:42:32 AM
Title:
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

Movie Tagline
The world was its Habitrail of death!!!

Characters
Fritz Olaff - mad scientist with a crazy hairdo that is dedicated to improving the human body by giving it animal traits.  Killed by having his head crushed in a toilet
Chaz Winthrop III - Richard Gere! Pillar of the community with secret and unusual proclivities. Disemboweled from the inside.
Curtis Snellinger - Crip gang leader locked in a deadly battle with the Bloods; turns into a gerbil at the most inappropriate times.
Dr. Detroit - Dan Akroyd!!!! Called out of retirement to give the rodent menace its final comeuppance!
Skeeter - Female member of the Bloods who can't resist fawning over the cute gerbil-man, and how she wants to pet him.  Gored by a giant feeding tube bottle, making her blood flow out the tube and into the waiting were-gerbil's mouth.  Slurp!


Plot summary

Fritz Olaff is conducting secret and highly illegal experiments with Chaz Winthrop III's funding.  In order to test his experiments, Fritz tends to offer homeless people handfuls of cash to test his "new medicine".  (Suffice to say, they never get the cash.  Most don't survive.  After a long boring opening where not much happens and people talk about it for too long, Fritz happens to stumble upon Curtis Snellinger drunk in an alley.  Too intoxicated to say "no" to Dr. Olaff's offer, he's taken back to the lab and given the most recent version of Fritz's animal DNA injections. 
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Never call a big, ferocious gerbil a hamster.
Gerbils are DAMN sick of those funky green food pellets.
Exercise wheels come in a wide range of sizes.


Stuff to Watch for
14 min. - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST RICHARD GERE'S [censored]
30 min - And now something for the people with very weird fetishes.
34 min - Dr. Detroit unveils his secret weapon!
42 min - How many times can the same two structures explode?
48 min - Apparently six times in a row...no, make that seven!


Quotes
"It's almost like...y'know what they call it...yes... poetic justice. They made him run on a wheel. Now those same humans run from him in utter terror!"
"I am the Gerbil King of Hell"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on June 21, 2010, 06:58:12 AM
Title:
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

Movie Tagline
The world was its Habitrail of death!!!

Characters
Fritz Olaff - mad scientist with a crazy hairdo that is dedicated to improving the human body by giving it animal traits.  Killed by having his head crushed in a toilet
Chaz Winthrop III - Richard Gere! Pillar of the community with secret and unusual proclivities. Disemboweled from the inside.
Curtis Snellinger - Crip gang leader locked in a deadly battle with the Bloods; turns into a gerbil at the most inappropriate times.
Dr. Detroit - Dan Akroyd!!!! Called out of retirement to give the rodent menace its final comeuppance!
Skeeter - Female member of the Bloods who can't resist fawning over the cute gerbil-man, and how she wants to pet him.  Gored by a giant feeding tube bottle, making her blood flow out the tube and into the waiting were-gerbil's mouth.  Slurp!


Plot summary

Fritz Olaff is conducting secret and highly illegal experiments with Chaz Winthrop III's funding.  In order to test his experiments, Fritz tends to offer homeless people handfuls of cash to test his "new medicine".  (Suffice to say, they never get the cash.  Most don't survive.  After a long boring opening where not much happens and people talk about it for too long, Fritz happens to stumble upon Curtis Snellinger drunk in an alley.  Too intoxicated to say "no" to Dr. Olaff's offer, he's taken back to the lab and given the most recent version of Fritz's animal DNA injections.
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Never call a big, ferocious gerbil a hamster.
Gerbils are DAMN sick of those funky green food pellets.
Exercise wheels come in a wide range of sizes.


Stuff to Watch for
14 min. - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST RICHARD GERE'S [censored]
30 min - And now something for the people with very weird fetishes.
34 min - Dr. Detroit unveils his secret weapon!
42 min - How many times can the same two structures explode?
48 min - Apparently six times in a row...no, make that seven!


Quotes
"It's almost like...y'know what they call it...yes... poetic justice. They made him run on a wheel. Now those same humans run from him in utter terror!"
"I am the Gerbil King of Hell"
(Man trying to outrun Weregerbil on giant exercise wheel [!]): "Jane!  Stop this crazy thing!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: spongekryst on December 01, 2010, 12:32:42 AM
Title:
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

Movie Tagline
The world was its Habitrail of death!!!

Characters
Fritz Olaff - mad scientist with a crazy hairdo that is dedicated to improving the human body by giving it animal traits.  Killed by having his head crushed in a toilet
Chaz Winthrop III - Richard Gere! Pillar of the community with secret and unusual proclivities. Disemboweled from the inside.
Curtis Snellinger - Crip gang leader locked in a deadly battle with the Bloods; turns into a gerbil at the most inappropriate times.
Dr. Detroit - Dan Akroyd!!!! Called out of retirement to give the rodent menace its final comeuppance!
Skeeter - Female member of the Bloods who can't resist fawning over the cute gerbil-man, and how she wants to pet him.  Gored by a giant feeding tube bottle, making her blood flow out the tube and into the waiting were-gerbil's mouth.  Slurp!


Plot summary

Fritz Olaff is conducting secret and highly illegal experiments with Chaz Winthrop III's funding.  In order to test his experiments, Fritz tends to offer homeless people handfuls of cash to test his "new medicine".  (Suffice to say, they never get the cash.  Most don't survive.  After a long boring opening where not much happens and people talk about it for too long, Fritz happens to stumble upon Curtis Snellinger drunk in an alley.  Too intoxicated to say "no" to Dr. Olaff's offer, he's taken back to the lab and given the most recent version of Fritz's animal DNA injections. That night, Curtis took the last swig of Colt 45, and he would soon thirst for blood! Of the Bloods that is, Curtis was a Crip. Curtis began to suffer several poor-cgi inflicted symptoms of gerbalthropy. 


Things I Learned From This Movie
Never call a big, ferocious gerbil a hamster.
Gerbils are DAMN sick of those funky green food pellets.
Exercise wheels come in a wide range of sizes.


Stuff to Watch for
14 min. - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST RICHARD GERE'S [censored]
30 min - And now something for the people with very weird fetishes.
34 min - Dr. Detroit unveils his secret weapon!
42 min - How many times can the same two structures explode?
48 min - Apparently six times in a row...no, make that seven!


Quotes
"It's almost like...y'know what they call it...yes... poetic justice. They made him run on a wheel. Now those same humans run from him in utter terror!"
"I am the Gerbil King of Hell"
(Man trying to outrun Weregerbil on giant exercise wheel [!]): "Jane!  Stop this crazy thing!"
 

 


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on December 01, 2010, 04:01:12 AM
Title:
The Were-Gerbil from Detriot

Movie Tagline
The world was its Habitrail of death!!!

Characters
Fritz Olaff - mad scientist with a crazy hairdo that is dedicated to improving the human body by giving it animal traits.  Killed by having his head crushed in a toilet
Chaz Winthrop III - Richard Gere! Pillar of the community with secret and unusual proclivities. Disemboweled from the inside.
Curtis Snellinger - Crip gang leader locked in a deadly battle with the Bloods; turns into a gerbil at the most inappropriate times.
Dr. Detroit - Dan Akroyd!!!! Called out of retirement to give the rodent menace its final comeuppance!
Skeeter - Female member of the Bloods who can't resist fawning over the cute gerbil-man, and how she wants to pet him.  Gored by a giant feeding tube bottle, making her blood flow out the tube and into the waiting were-gerbil's mouth.  Slurp!


Plot summary

Fritz Olaff is conducting secret and highly illegal experiments with Chaz Winthrop III's funding.  In order to test his experiments, Fritz tends to offer homeless people handfuls of cash to test his "new medicine".  (Suffice to say, they never get the cash.  Most don't survive.  After a long boring opening where not much happens and people talk about it for too long, Fritz happens to stumble upon Curtis Snellinger drunk in an alley.  Too intoxicated to say "no" to Dr. Olaff's offer, he's taken back to the lab and given the most recent version of Fritz's animal DNA injections. That night, Curtis took the last swig of Colt 45, and he would soon thirst for blood! Of the Bloods that is, Curtis was a Crip. Curtis began to suffer several poor-cgi inflicted symptoms of gerbalthropy.  

Soon Curtis' bloodlust knows no bounds, and begins devouring both Crips and Bloods with equal reckless abandon.  The citizens call upon the local hero, Doctor Detroit (far from their first choice), and he races to the scene of the crime with a truck full of nitroglycerine.  As Doctor Detroit is seen jumping out at the last minute the weregerbil is blown a mile into the air and comes down dead with a big hole in its body.  As the heroic Doctor stands triumphantly next to its corpse, it defecates a sea of green diarrhea (looking like guacamole) all over Doctor Detroit, drowning him instantly.  End of film... until it zooms in on the diarrhea and Doctor Detroit's hand emerges quickly, in a scene shamelessly ripped off from Carrie.


Things I Learned From This Movie
Never call a big, ferocious gerbil a hamster.
Gerbils are DAMN sick of those funky green food pellets.
Exercise wheels come in a wide range of sizes.


Stuff to Watch for
14 min. - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST RICHARD GERE'S [censored]
30 min - And now something for the people with very weird fetishes.
34 min - Dr. Detroit unveils his secret weapon!
42 min - How many times can the same two structures explode?
48 min - Apparently six times in a row...no, make that seven!


Quotes
"It's almost like...y'know what they call it...yes... poetic justice. They made him run on a wheel. Now those same humans run from him in utter terror!"
"I am the Gerbil King of Hell"
(Man trying to outrun Weregerbil on giant exercise wheel [!]): "Jane!  Stop this crazy thing!"
 



Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Chainsaw midget on December 01, 2010, 05:00:59 PM
Next up ....




Title:
Hercules meets Frankenstein


Movie Tagline
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Characters
___________
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
_____________
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on December 01, 2010, 10:31:13 PM
Next up ....




Title:
Hercules meets Frankenstein


Movie Tagline
The power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

Characters
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Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Couchtr26 on December 08, 2010, 01:09:04 AM


Title:
Hercules meets Frankenstein


Movie Tagline
The power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

Characters
___________
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Ancient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on. 
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on December 08, 2010, 03:33:29 AM
Title:
Hercules meets Frankenstein


Movie Tagline
The power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

Characters
___________
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Ancient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on. 
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_____________


Stuff to Watch for
______________
______________
______________


Quotes
Hercules: I shall banish thee to the darkest, deepest pits of Hades!  May the minions of foul demons torment thy soul, and flagellate thy skin for all eternity!
Frankenstein: (scratches head) Urrrhhh?
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: JaseSF on December 10, 2010, 07:02:16 PM
Title:
Hercules meets Frankenstein


Movie Tagline
The power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

Characters
The Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Ancient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on. 
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
______________
______________
______________


Quotes
Hercules: I shall banish thee to the darkest, deepest pits of Hades!  May the minions of foul demons torment thy soul, and flagellate thy skin for all eternity!
Frankenstein: (scratches head) Urrrhhh?


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: indianasmith on December 10, 2010, 09:23:39 PM
Title:
Hercules meets Frankenstein


Movie Tagline
The power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

Characters
The Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Ancient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on. 
Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
8:10 RANDOM GRATUITOUS DESTRUCTION OF THE PARTHENON!!!!!
______________
______________


Quotes
Hercules: I shall banish thee to the darkest, deepest pits of Hades!  May the minions of foul demons torment thy soul, and flagellate thy skin for all eternity!
Frankenstein: (scratches head) Urrrhhh?


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on December 10, 2010, 09:28:47 PM
Title:
Hercules meets Frankenstein


Movie Tagline
The power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

Characters
The Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Ancient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on. 
Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

Frankenstein loves cheap hot dogs.. fitting; seeing as the cheaper variety are made from numerous different parts (chicken, pork, beef), like Frankenstein himself (different limbs, body, brain).

Stuff to Watch for
8:10 RANDOM GRATUITOUS DESTRUCTION OF THE PARTHENON!!!!!
______________
______________


Quotes
Hercules: I shall banish thee to the darkest, deepest pits of Hades!  May the minions of foul demons torment thy soul, and flagellate thy skin for all eternity!
Frankenstein: (scratches head) Urrrhhh?


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: InformationGeek on December 13, 2010, 08:04:07 PM
Title:
Hercules meets Frankenstein


Movie Tagline
The power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

Characters
The Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Ancient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on. 
Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

Frankenstein loves cheap hot dogs.. fitting; seeing as the cheaper variety are made from numerous different parts (chicken, pork, beef), like Frankenstein himself (different limbs, body, brain).

Stuff to Watch for
8:10 RANDOM GRATUITOUS DESTRUCTION OF THE PARTHENON!!!!!
56:13 Why is Frankstein break dancing?
______________


Quotes
Hercules: I shall banish thee to the darkest, deepest pits of Hades!  May the minions of foul demons torment thy soul, and flagellate thy skin for all eternity!
Frankenstein: (scratches head) Urrrhhh?


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: indianasmith on December 13, 2010, 08:57:57 PM
Title:
Hercules meets Frankenstein


Movie Tagline
The power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

Characters
The Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.
___________
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Ancient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on. 
Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

Frankenstein loves cheap hot dogs.. fitting; seeing as the cheaper variety are made from numerous different parts (chicken, pork, beef), like Frankenstein himself (different limbs, body, brain).

Stuff to Watch for
8:10 RANDOM GRATUITOUS DESTRUCTION OF THE PARTHENON!!!!!
12:42  RANDOM GRATUITOUS LOINCLOTH MALFUNCTION
56:13 Why is Frankstein break dancing?
______________


Quotes
Hercules: I shall banish thee to the darkest, deepest pits of Hades!  May the minions of foul demons torment thy soul, and flagellate thy skin for all eternity!
Frankenstein: (scratches head) Urrrhhh?


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Chainsaw midget on December 14, 2010, 01:20:33 PM
Title:
Hercules meets Frankenstein


Movie Tagline
The power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

Characters
The Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.
Hera:  Goddess of being an evil b**ch.  Hates Hercules and has a habbit of randomly transporting people back and forth through time.  Killed by being tossed into a volcano.  Un-killed by being put back together by Dr. Frankenstein.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Ancient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on.
Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

Frankenstein loves cheap hot dogs.. fitting; seeing as the cheaper variety are made from numerous different parts (chicken, pork, beef), like Frankenstein himself (different limbs, body, brain).


Stuff to Watch for
8:10 RANDOM GRATUITOUS DESTRUCTION OF THE PARTHENON!!!!!
12:42  RANDOM GRATUITOUS LOINCLOTH MALFUNCTION
56:13 Why is Frankstein break dancing?
______________


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: spongekryst on December 14, 2010, 02:58:24 PM
Title:
Hercules meets Frankenstein


Movie Tagline
The power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

Characters
The Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.
Hera:  Goddess of being an evil b**ch.  Hates Hercules and has a habbit of randomly transporting people back and forth through time.  Killed by being tossed into a volcano.  Un-killed by being put back together by Dr. Frankenstein.
Dr. Frankenstein- Lloyd Kaufman! Arrested in an event predating the film involving necrophilia. Kidnapped by Hera and raped by harpies.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Ancient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on.
Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

Frankenstein loves cheap hot dogs.. fitting; seeing as the cheaper variety are made from numerous different parts (chicken, pork, beef), like Frankenstein himself (different limbs, body, brain).


Stuff to Watch for
8:10 RANDOM GRATUITOUS DESTRUCTION OF THE PARTHENON!!!!!
12:42  RANDOM GRATUITOUS LOINCLOTH MALFUNCTION
56:13 Why is Frankstein break dancing?
______________


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: JaseSF on December 15, 2010, 01:01:29 AM
Umm, I think people are getting Dr. Frankenstein and the Monster confused above...referring to the Monster as Frankenstein (the Doctor) instead of as the Frankenstein Monster....anyways...

Title:
Hercules meets Frankenstein


Movie Tagline
The power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

Characters
The Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.
Hera:  Goddess of being an evil b**ch.  Hates Hercules and has a habbit of randomly transporting people back and forth through time.  Killed by being tossed into a volcano.  Un-killed by being put back together by Dr. Frankenstein.
Dr. Frankenstein- Lloyd Kaufman! Arrested in an event predating the film involving necrophilia. Kidnapped by Hera and raped by harpies.
The Frankenstein Monster- played by the Great Khali from WWE wearing bad make-up. Speaks incomprehensible gibberish for most of the film kind of like well...the Great Khali....
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Ancient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on.
Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

Frankenstein loves cheap hot dogs.. fitting; seeing as the cheaper variety are made from numerous different parts (chicken, pork, beef), like Frankenstein [Monster] himself (different limbs, body, brain).


Stuff to Watch for
8:10 RANDOM GRATUITOUS DESTRUCTION OF THE PARTHENON!!!!!
12:42  RANDOM GRATUITOUS LOINCLOTH MALFUNCTION
56:13 Why is Frankstein ['s Monster?!) break dancing?


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Doc Daneeka on December 16, 2010, 12:29:36 AM
Title:
Hercules meets Frankenstein


Movie Tagline
The power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

Characters
The Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.
Hera:  Goddess of being an evil b**ch.  Hates Hercules and has a habbit of randomly transporting people back and forth through time.  Killed by being tossed into a volcano.  Un-killed by being put back together by Dr. Frankenstein.
Dr. Frankenstein- Lloyd Kaufman! Arrested in an event predating the film involving necrophilia. Kidnapped by Hera and raped by harpies.
The Frankenstein Monster- played by the Great Khali from WWE wearing bad make-up. Speaks incomprehensible gibberish for most of the film kind of like well...the Great Khali....
Torgo- The worst crime against Greek myth in the film has the Greek god of shepherds acting as Frankenstein's replacement for Igor. Also, someone in the screenplay department apparently didn't do the research regarding the Greek god of shepherds name.
___________

Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Ancient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on.
Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

Frankenstein loves cheap hot dogs.. fitting; seeing as the cheaper variety are made from numerous different parts (chicken, pork, beef), like Frankenstein [Monster] himself (different limbs, body, brain).


Stuff to Watch for
8:10 RANDOM GRATUITOUS DESTRUCTION OF THE PARTHENON!!!!!
12:42  RANDOM GRATUITOUS LOINCLOTH MALFUNCTION
56:13 Why is Frankstein ['s Monster?!) break dancing?

Quotes
Hercules: I shall banish thee to the darkest, deepest pits of Hades!  May the minions of foul demons torment thy soul, and flagellate thy skin for all eternity!
Frankenstein's Monster: (scratches head) Urrrhhh?


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: JaseSF on December 16, 2010, 10:34:45 PM
Title:
Hercules meets Frankenstein


Movie Tagline
The power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

Characters
The Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.
Hera:  Goddess of being an evil b**ch.  Hates Hercules and has a habbit of randomly transporting people back and forth through time.  Killed by being tossed into a volcano.  Un-killed by being put back together by Dr. Frankenstein.
Dr. Frankenstein- Lloyd Kaufman! Arrested in an event predating the film involving necrophilia. Kidnapped by Hera and raped by harpies.
The Frankenstein Monster- played by the Great Khali from WWE wearing bad make-up. Speaks incomprehensible gibberish for most of the film kind of like well...the Great Khali....
Torgo- The worst crime against Greek myth in the film has the Greek god of shepherds acting as Frankenstein's replacement for Igor. Also, someone in the screenplay department apparently didn't do the research regarding the Greek god of shepherds name.
___________

Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Ancient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on.
Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

Frankenstein loves cheap hot dogs.. fitting; seeing as the cheaper variety are made from numerous different parts (chicken, pork, beef), like Frankenstein [Monster] himself (different limbs, body, brain).

Frankenstein's Monster and Hercules both love throwing obviously fake boulders.


Stuff to Watch for
8:10 RANDOM GRATUITOUS DESTRUCTION OF THE PARTHENON!!!!!
12:42  RANDOM GRATUITOUS LOINCLOTH MALFUNCTION
56:13 Why is Frankstein ['s Monster?!) break dancing?

Quotes
Hercules: I shall banish thee to the darkest, deepest pits of Hades!  May the minions of foul demons torment thy soul, and flagellate thy skin for all eternity!
Frankenstein's Monster: (scratches head) Urrrhhh?


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Chainsaw midget on January 03, 2011, 12:54:46 PM
Hercules meets Frankenstein


Movie Tagline
The power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

Characters
The Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.
Hera:  Goddess of being an evil b**ch.  Hates Hercules and has a habbit of randomly transporting people back and forth through time.  Killed by being tossed into a volcano.  Un-killed by being put back together by Dr. Frankenstein.
Dr. Frankenstein- Lloyd Kaufman! Arrested in an event predating the film involving necrophilia. Kidnapped by Hera and raped by harpies.
The Frankenstein Monster- played by the Great Khali from WWE wearing bad make-up. Speaks incomprehensible gibberish for most of the film kind of like well...the Great Khali....
Torgo- The worst crime against Greek myth in the film has the Greek god of shepherds acting as Frankenstein's replacement for Igor. Also, someone in the screenplay department apparently didn't do the research regarding the Greek god of shepherds name.
___________

Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Ancient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on.
Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

Frankenstein loves cheap hot dogs.. fitting; seeing as the cheaper variety are made from numerous different parts (chicken, pork, beef), like Frankenstein [Monster] himself (different limbs, body, brain).

Frankenstein's Monster and Hercules both love throwing obviously fake boulders.


Stuff to Watch for
8:10 RANDOM GRATUITOUS DESTRUCTION OF THE PARTHENON!!!!!
12:42  RANDOM GRATUITOUS LOINCLOTH MALFUNCTION
30:27  RANDOM GRATUITOUS BRAIN REMOVAL!
56:13 Why is Frankstein ['s Monster?!) break dancing?

Quotes
Hercules: I shall banish thee to the darkest, deepest pits of Hades!  May the minions of foul demons torment thy soul, and flagellate thy skin for all eternity!
Frankenstein's Monster: (scratches head) Urrrhhh?


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: JaseSF on January 03, 2011, 03:13:35 PM
Hercules meets Frankenstein


Movie Tagline
The power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

Characters
The Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.
Hera:  Goddess of being an evil b**ch.  Hates Hercules and has a habbit of randomly transporting people back and forth through time.  Killed by being tossed into a volcano.  Un-killed by being put back together by Dr. Frankenstein.
Dr. Frankenstein- Lloyd Kaufman! Arrested in an event predating the film involving necrophilia. Kidnapped by Hera and raped by harpies.
The Frankenstein Monster- played by the Great Khali from WWE wearing bad make-up. Speaks incomprehensible gibberish for most of the film kind of like well...the Great Khali....
Torgo- The worst crime against Greek myth in the film has the Greek god of shepherds acting as Frankenstein's replacement for Igor. Also, someone in the screenplay department apparently didn't do the research regarding the Greek god of shepherds name.
___________

Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Ancient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on.
Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

Frankenstein loves cheap hot dogs.. fitting; seeing as the cheaper variety are made from numerous different parts (chicken, pork, beef), like Frankenstein [Monster] himself (different limbs, body, brain).

Frankenstein's Monster and Hercules both love throwing obviously fake boulders.


Stuff to Watch for
8:10 RANDOM GRATUITOUS DESTRUCTION OF THE PARTHENON!!!!!
12:42  RANDOM GRATUITOUS LOINCLOTH MALFUNCTION
30:27  RANDOM GRATUITOUS BRAIN REMOVAL!
56:13 Why is Frankstein ['s Monster?!) break dancing?

Quotes
Hercules: I shall banish thee to the darkest, deepest pits of Hades!  May the minions of foul demons torment thy soul, and flagellate thy skin for all eternity!
Frankenstein's Monster: (scratches head) Urrrhhh?

Dr. Frankenstein: I have a created a new bride for you my godly creation. A bride fitting.
Frankenstein's Monster: Uh-uh me Zeus now.
Hera-Bride: Like Hades I'll be his Bride!!!


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: WingedSerpent on January 03, 2011, 10:00:35 PM
Hercules meets Frankenstein


Movie Tagline
The power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

Characters
The Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.
Hera:  Goddess of being an evil b**ch.  Hates Hercules and has a habbit of randomly transporting people back and forth through time.  Killed by being tossed into a volcano.  Un-killed by being put back together by Dr. Frankenstein.
Dr. Frankenstein- Lloyd Kaufman! Arrested in an event predating the film involving necrophilia. Kidnapped by Hera and raped by harpies.
The Frankenstein Monster- played by the Great Khali from WWE wearing bad make-up. Speaks incomprehensible gibberish for most of the film kind of like well...the Great Khali....
Torgo- The worst crime against Greek myth in the film has the Greek god of shepherds acting as Frankenstein's replacement for Igor. Also, someone in the screenplay department apparently didn't do the research regarding the Greek god of shepherds name.
___________

Plot summary
Dr. Frankenstein begins to realize that maybe his creation do need a spark of the divine in order to be not homicidal souless monsters.  But where to get that spark.  Why from the ancient greek panthelon of course.  So, taking his latest creation,s still lifeless body, and some scientific gizmoes.  The good doctor travels to the Bermuda triangle.  Using his devices, he is able to activates the triangle's time wormhole and send himself back to the ancient world.  Eventually making his way to Greece (how he suruved the travel from Bermuda to the Mediterranian in only a small tug boat is never really explained)  He sets up shop.  

He builds himself a crude altar and using a phongrapg, records himself calling Zeus a pansy.    He sets up the records underneath the monster's body and simply waits.  Now we all know Zeus wasn't exactly the most reasonable god on Olympus and no sooner said then done,, but a thunderbolt zaps the monster brining it to life.

At first the plan seems to work, as the creature waits a full ten minutes before wresting a satr to the ground.  Then its off to the local village for some good old fashion monster on the loose fun.  Zeus, totally passing the buck to his son, demands that Hercules stops the new Frankenstein's monster.

Things I Learned From This Movie
Ancient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on.
Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

Frankenstein loves cheap hot dogs.. fitting; seeing as the cheaper variety are made from numerous different parts (chicken, pork, beef), like Frankenstein [Monster] himself (different limbs, body, brain).

Frankenstein's Monster and Hercules both love throwing obviously fake boulders.


Stuff to Watch for
8:10 RANDOM GRATUITOUS DESTRUCTION OF THE PARTHENON!!!!!
12:42  RANDOM GRATUITOUS LOINCLOTH MALFUNCTION
30:27  RANDOM GRATUITOUS BRAIN REMOVAL!
56:13 Why is Frankstein ['s Monster?!) break dancing?

Quotes
Hercules: I shall banish thee to the darkest, deepest pits of Hades!  May the minions of foul demons torment thy soul, and flagellate thy skin for all eternity!
Frankenstein's Monster: (scratches head) Urrrhhh?

Dr. Frankenstein: I have a created a new bride for you my godly creation. A bride fitting.
Frankenstein's Monster: Uh-uh me Zeus now.
Hera-Bride: Like Hades I'll be his Bride!!!


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on January 03, 2011, 10:32:00 PM
Hercules meets Frankenstein


Movie Tagline
The power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

Characters
The Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.
Hera:  Goddess of being an evil b**ch.  Hates Hercules and has a habbit of randomly transporting people back and forth through time.  Killed by being tossed into a volcano.  Un-killed by being put back together by Dr. Frankenstein.
Dr. Frankenstein- Lloyd Kaufman! Arrested in an event predating the film involving necrophilia. Kidnapped by Hera and raped by harpies.
The Frankenstein Monster- played by the Great Khali from WWE wearing bad make-up. Speaks incomprehensible gibberish for most of the film kind of like well...the Great Khali....
Torgo- The worst crime against Greek myth in the film has the Greek god of shepherds acting as Frankenstein's replacement for Igor. Also, someone in the screenplay department apparently didn't do the research regarding the Greek god of shepherds name.
___________

Plot summary
Dr. Frankenstein begins to realize that maybe his creation do need a spark of the divine in order to be not homicidal souless monsters.  But where to get that spark.  Why from the ancient greek panthelon of course.  So, taking his latest creation,s still lifeless body, and some scientific gizmoes.  The good doctor travels to the Bermuda triangle.  Using his devices, he is able to activates the triangle's time wormhole and send himself back to the ancient world.  Eventually making his way to Greece (how he suruved the travel from Bermuda to the Mediterranian in only a small tug boat is never really explained)  He sets up shop. 

He builds himself a crude altar and using a phongrapg, records himself calling Zeus a pansy.    He sets up the records underneath the monster's body and simply waits.  Now we all know Zeus wasn't exactly the most reasonable god on Olympus and no sooner said then done,, but a thunderbolt zaps the monster brining it to life.

At first the plan seems to work, as the creature waits a full ten minutes before wresting a satr to the ground.  Then its off to the local village for some good old fashion monster on the loose fun.  Zeus, totally passing the buck to his son, demands that Hercules stops the new Frankenstein's monster.

Things I Learned From This Movie
Ancient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on.
Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

Frankenstein loves cheap hot dogs.. fitting; seeing as the cheaper variety are made from numerous different parts (chicken, pork, beef), like Frankenstein [Monster] himself (different limbs, body, brain).

Frankenstein's Monster and Hercules both love throwing obviously fake boulders.


Stuff to Watch for
8:10 RANDOM GRATUITOUS DESTRUCTION OF THE PARTHENON!!!!!
12:42  RANDOM GRATUITOUS LOINCLOTH MALFUNCTION
30:27  RANDOM GRATUITOUS BRAIN REMOVAL!
56:13 Why is Frankstein ['s Monster?!) break dancing?

Quotes
Hercules: I shall banish thee to the darkest, deepest pits of Hades!  May the minions of foul demons torment thy soul, and flagellate thy skin for all eternity!
Frankenstein's Monster: (scratches head) Urrrhhh?

Dr. Frankenstein: I have a created a new bride for you my godly creation. A bride fitting.
Frankenstein's Monster: Uh-uh me Zeus now.
Hera-Bride: Like Hades I'll be his Bride!!!

Dr. Frankenstein (to Zeus): I have done something no mortal man has ever done!  I have created LIFE!!!
(Zeus takes a piece of clay, molds it into a person and it comes to life, all in a matter of seconds)
Dr. Frankenstein (jealously muttering): Show off.


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Chainsaw midget on January 06, 2011, 12:33:46 PM
Hercules meets Frankenstein


Movie Tagline
The power of an immortal vs. the power of a reanimated corpse!

Characters
The Mighty Hercules - Lou Ferrigno as the Incredible...er Hercules. Muscleman flexs muscles, throw fake boulders, impresses and often falls under the spell of evil Queens.
Hera:  Goddess of being an evil b**ch.  Hates Hercules and has a habbit of randomly transporting people back and forth through time.  Killed by being tossed into a volcano.  Un-killed by being put back together by Dr. Frankenstein.
Dr. Frankenstein- Lloyd Kaufman! Arrested in an event predating the film involving necrophilia. Kidnapped by Hera and raped by harpies.
The Frankenstein Monster- played by the Great Khali from WWE wearing bad make-up. Speaks incomprehensible gibberish for most of the film kind of like well...the Great Khali....
Torgo- The worst crime against Greek myth in the film has the Greek god of shepherds acting as Frankenstein's replacement for Igor. Also, someone in the screenplay department apparently didn't do the research regarding the Greek god of shepherds name.
Hades:  God of the Underworld.  Doesn't really do much except lurk and swirl his cape around.  He might also be Dracula.  The movie is unclear on that point.

Plot summary
Dr. Frankenstein begins to realize that maybe his creation do need a spark of the divine in order to be not homicidal souless monsters.  But where to get that spark.  Why from the ancient greek panthelon of course.  So, taking his latest creation,s still lifeless body, and some scientific gizmoes.  The good doctor travels to the Bermuda triangle.  Using his devices, he is able to activates the triangle's time wormhole and send himself back to the ancient world.  Eventually making his way to Greece (how he suruved the travel from Bermuda to the Mediterranian in only a small tug boat is never really explained)  He sets up shop.

He builds himself a crude altar and using a phongrapg, records himself calling Zeus a pansy.    He sets up the records underneath the monster's body and simply waits.  Now we all know Zeus wasn't exactly the most reasonable god on Olympus and no sooner said then done,, but a thunderbolt zaps the monster brining it to life.

At first the plan seems to work, as the creature waits a full ten minutes before wresting a satr to the ground.  Then its off to the local village for some good old fashion monster on the loose fun.  Zeus, totally passing the buck to his son, demands that Hercules stops the new Frankenstein's monster.

Things I Learned From This Movie
Ancient Greek heroes and reanimated corpses are not a beautiful sight to walk in on.
Greek loincloths are either treated with a super adhesive or else sewn directly onto the skin of the demigod!

Frankenstein loves cheap hot dogs.. fitting; seeing as the cheaper variety are made from numerous different parts (chicken, pork, beef), like Frankenstein [Monster] himself (different limbs, body, brain).

Frankenstein's Monster and Hercules both love throwing obviously fake boulders.


Stuff to Watch for
8:10 RANDOM GRATUITOUS DESTRUCTION OF THE PARTHENON!!!!!
12:42  RANDOM GRATUITOUS LOINCLOTH MALFUNCTION
30:27  RANDOM GRATUITOUS BRAIN REMOVAL!
56:13 Why is Frankstein ['s Monster?!) break dancing?

Quotes
Hercules: I shall banish thee to the darkest, deepest pits of Hades!  May the minions of foul demons torment thy soul, and flagellate thy skin for all eternity!
Frankenstein's Monster: (scratches head) Urrrhhh?

Dr. Frankenstein: I have a created a new bride for you my godly creation. A bride fitting.
Frankenstein's Monster: Uh-uh me Zeus now.
Hera-Bride: Like Hades I'll be his Bride!!!

Dr. Frankenstein (to Zeus): I have done something no mortal man has ever done!  I have created LIFE!!!
(Zeus takes a piece of clay, molds it into a person and it comes to life, all in a matter of seconds)
Dr. Frankenstein (jealously muttering): Show off.


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: 100Nights on January 15, 2011, 05:07:15 PM
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Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Cthulhu on January 17, 2011, 07:30:42 AM
Title:
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Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
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Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Trevor on January 17, 2011, 07:52:54 AM
Title:
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Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
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Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: 100Nights on January 17, 2011, 05:20:19 PM
Title:
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Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
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Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
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Stuff to Watch for
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: 100Nights on January 24, 2011, 12:42:05 AM
are we done playing?


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 24, 2011, 12:33:00 PM
Title: THE SOCK PUPPET ZOMBIES FROM LAUNDROHELL

Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
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Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
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Stuff to Watch for
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Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: 100Nights on January 24, 2011, 06:15:50 PM
Title: THE SOCK PUPPET ZOMBIES FROM LAUNDROHELL

Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
___________


Plot summary
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___________
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Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
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Stuff to Watch for
0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit
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Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Doc Daneeka on January 26, 2011, 08:46:34 AM
Title: THE SOCK PUPPET ZOMBIES FROM LAUNDROHELL

Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
Hugo St. Chalvers Morrington IV: Allegedly a high ranking figure in the criminal underworld. Lives in the back of a thug-infested fast food joint where he hands John a pistol, agrees to join him for some reason, then gets killed by sock-borgs 2 scenes later.
___________


Plot summary
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___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
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_____________


Stuff to Watch for
0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit
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Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: 100Nights on January 26, 2011, 01:22:58 PM
Title: THE SOCK PUPPET ZOMBIES FROM LAUNDROHELL

Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
Hugo St. Chalvers Morrington IV: Allegedly a high ranking figure in the criminal underworld. Lives in the back of a thug-infested fast food joint where he hands John a pistol, agrees to join him for some reason, then gets killed by sock-borgs 2 scenes later.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
It is possible to shoot 17 shoots from a revolver, and still miss with all of them at point blank range.
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Stuff to Watch for
0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit
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Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: Chainsaw midget on February 02, 2011, 11:09:27 AM
Title: THE SOCK PUPPET ZOMBIES FROM LAUNDROHELL

Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
Hugo St. Chalvers Morrington IV: Allegedly a high ranking figure in the criminal underworld. Lives in the back of a thug-infested fast food joint where he hands John a pistol, agrees to join him for some reason, then gets killed by sock-borgs 2 scenes later.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
It is possible to shoot 17 shoots from a revolver, and still miss with all of them at point blank range.
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_____________


Stuff to Watch for
0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit
10:12  Abraham Lincoln clearly seen in crowd scene
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Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on February 16, 2011, 10:20:19 PM
Title: THE SOCK PUPPET ZOMBIES FROM LAUNDROHELL

Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
Hugo St. Chalvers Morrington IV: Allegedly a high ranking figure in the criminal underworld. Lives in the back of a thug-infested fast food joint where he hands John a pistol, agrees to join him for some reason, then gets killed by sock-borgs 2 scenes later.
___________


Plot summary
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___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
It is possible to shoot 17 shoots from a revolver, and still miss with all of them at point blank range.
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_____________


Stuff to Watch for
0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit
10:12  Abraham Lincoln clearly seen in crowd scene
14:59- Yuck.. he's masturbating with a sock!  OUCH!  No more sex of any kind for that guy!

Quotes
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: JaseSF on February 19, 2011, 06:43:45 PM
Insert Quote
Title: THE SOCK PUPPET ZOMBIES FROM LAUNDROHELL

Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
Hugo St. Chalvers Morrington IV: Allegedly a high ranking figure in the criminal underworld. Lives in the back of a thug-infested fast food joint where he hands John a pistol, agrees to join him for some reason, then gets killed by sock-borgs 2 scenes later.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
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Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
It is possible to shoot 17 shoots from a revolver, and still miss with all of them at point blank range.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit
10:12  Abraham Lincoln clearly seen in crowd scene
14:59- Yuck.. he's masturbating with a sock!  OUCH!  No more sex of any kind for that guy!

Quotes
 "It's Mr. SOCKO!!!"
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Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on February 19, 2011, 09:24:34 PM
Title: THE SOCK PUPPET ZOMBIES FROM LAUNDROHELL

Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
Hugo St. Chalvers Morrington IV: Allegedly a high ranking figure in the criminal underworld. Lives in the back of a thug-infested fast food joint where he hands John a pistol, agrees to join him for some reason, then gets killed by sock-borgs 2 scenes later.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
It is possible to shoot 17 shoots from a revolver, and still miss with all of them at point blank range.
_____________
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit
10:12  Abraham Lincoln clearly seen in crowd scene
14:59- Yuck.. he's masturbating with a sock!  OUCH!  No more sex of any kind for that guy!

Quotes
 "It's Mr. SOCKO!!!"
"Socks.. why did it have to be socks.."


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: El Misfit on February 19, 2011, 09:43:12 PM
Title: THE SOCK PUPPET ZOMBIES FROM LAUNDROHELL

Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
Hugo St. Chalvers Morrington IV: Allegedly a high ranking figure in the criminal underworld. Lives in the back of a thug-infested fast food joint where he hands John a pistol, agrees to join him for some reason, then gets killed by sock-borgs 2 scenes later.
___________


Plot summary
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Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
It is possible to shoot 17 shoots from a revolver, and still miss with all of them at point blank range.
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_____________


Stuff to Watch for
0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit
10:12  Abraham Lincoln clearly seen in crowd scene
14:59- Yuck.. he's masturbating with a sock!  OUCH!  No more sex of any kind for that guy!

Quotes
 "It's Mr. SOCKO!!!"
"Socks.. why did it have to be socks.."
   
"It's the soap! We should have never ordered the soap from Chernobyl!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: JayJayM12 on February 23, 2011, 01:10:44 PM
Title: THE SOCK PUPPET ZOMBIES FROM LAUNDROHELL

Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
Hugo St. Chalvers Morrington IV: Allegedly a high ranking figure in the criminal underworld. Lives in the back of a thug-infested fast food joint where he hands John a pistol, agrees to join him for some reason, then gets killed by sock-borgs 2 scenes later.
___________


Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
It is possible to shoot 17 shoots from a revolver, and still miss with all of them at point blank range.
Lint is NOT something to be taken lightly.
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Stuff to Watch for
0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit
10:12  Abraham Lincoln clearly seen in crowd scene
14:59- Yuck.. he's masturbating with a sock!  OUCH!  No more sex of any kind for that guy!

Quotes
 "It's Mr. SOCKO!!!"
"Socks.. why did it have to be socks.."
   
"It's the soap! We should have never ordered the soap from Chernobyl!"


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: JaseSF on February 23, 2011, 01:18:02 PM
Title: THE SOCK PUPPET ZOMBIES FROM LAUNDROHELL

Movie Tagline
"You'll never wear socks again!"


Characters
John Fist-Fighter, lover, mechanic. He's determined to get his girlfriend back from the cyborgs.
Trevor: Specialized trouble-maker: needs new underpants and never mind the socks.
"Disaster" Anne: John's girlfriend, kidnapped by the cyborgs, during a routine laundromat visit.
Hugo St. Chalvers Morrington IV: Allegedly a high ranking figure in the criminal underworld. Lives in the back of a thug-infested fast food joint where he hands John a pistol, agrees to join him for some reason, then gets killed by sock-borgs 2 scenes later.
Dr. Doug: a mad scientist living with his Mom who likes to experiment and tinker with washing machines and other mechanical devices.

Plot summary
___________
___________
___________

Things I Learned From This Movie
Underpants are the things that matter, not socks.
It is possible to shoot 17 shoots from a revolver, and still miss with all of them at point blank range.
Lint is NOT something to be taken lightly.
_____________


Stuff to Watch for
0:17 Random Acts of Violence against a basket of fruit
10:12  Abraham Lincoln clearly seen in crowd scene
14:59- Yuck.. he's masturbating with a sock!  OUCH!  No more sex of any kind for that guy!

Quotes
 "It's Mr. SOCKO!!!"
"Socks.. why did it have to be socks.."
   
"It's the soap! We should have never ordered the soap from Chernobyl!"
 
 
 


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: alandhopewell on September 13, 2012, 02:00:31 PM
Title: Lesbian Mutant Frogs From The Planet Vibrator

Movie Tagline
"Ribbited for her pleasure"


Characters
Chesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronaut
Peter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself.  Gored on his own erection.
Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.
Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.

size]
_JOHN CARRADINE-as himself; Hey, why not?__________



Plot summary
Our story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors.  This is interupted when her flight commander arrives.  He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor.   Chesty suits up and...

Things I Learned From This Movie
Frogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.
There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.
Trevor’s underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent.
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Stuff to Watch for
10 min - Wow.  I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.
22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was
28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????
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Quotes
Human girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen!  TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Cop:  "You've raped far too many sluts.  Now you're going to pay."
Trevor: “ I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby.”
"



Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: A.J. Bauer on August 22, 2013, 07:14:05 PM
REVENGE OF THE WYRE WIZARD

Tagline - "No grammar, no review content, no mercy!"

Story - Under the brilliant guise of Simon Cowell. Nobody suspected a thing as the demented Wyre turned every user into /b/tards. The only one standing between the evil Wizard and his goal is the mighty Andrew Odinson wielding the might BÄNHAMMER.

"I haven't been this confused by a movie since I saw Cool World on acid." -A.J. Bauer


Title: Re: Reveiwing Movies that Don't exist
Post by: retrorussell on August 22, 2013, 07:51:59 PM
REVENGE OF THE WYRE WIZARD
Tagline: "I wrote it.. you're readin' it!"

Story - Under the brilliant guise of Simon Cowell. Nobody suspected a thing as the demented Wyre turned every user into /b/tards. The only one standing between the evil Wizard and his goal is the mighty Andrew Odinson wielding the might BÄNHAMMER.

"I haven't been this confused by a movie since I saw Cool World on acid." -A.J. Bauer