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Title: Morning glory: Man convicted of solo sex romp on trampoline Post by: sprite75 on June 05, 2010, 08:20:46 PM Over in Scotland one James Burden decided that he needed to...well, you know. What's unusual is that he did it on a trampoline (http://news.stv.tv/scotland/west-central/180830-morning-glory-man-convicted-of-solo-sex-romp-on-trampoline/);
Quote A woman was left stunned when she saw her neighbour engaged in a solo sex romp on a trampoline. As she looked out of her window, she saw James Burden stark naked with a cigarette in one hand and his genitals in the other. Falkirk Sheriff Court heard the gobsmacked victim told police that 55-year-old Burden was "as bold as brass ...and purposeful". Mike McMahon, prosecuting, said that the woman, who lives in a block of four flats in Falkirk’s Westquarter, had got up to go to her bathroom as 5.14am on March 25 this year. As she passed her kitchen window, she saw Burden - her upstairs neighbour - in the back garden. She then saw Burden approach the back door of the block of flats. Title: Re: Morning glory: Man convicted of solo sex romp on trampoline Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on June 09, 2010, 04:14:23 PM :bouncegiggle:
The only thing worse is if it was still in the shop! :twirl: |