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Title: Scissor creature
Post by: Draug on June 14, 2010, 05:23:58 PM
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"I'll trim your toe nails for a dime good sir."


Title: Re: Scissor creature
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on June 14, 2010, 07:52:58 PM
YOU STAND RIGHT BACK! OTHERWISE SAY GOODBYE TO THE JEWELS!


Title: Re: Scissor creature
Post by: retrorussell on June 14, 2010, 09:45:42 PM
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Playstation 3 owners were eagerly awaiting the newest version of Clock Tower, where the villian Scissorman was to make his return.  Due to budget restrictions and time limitations, however, the result was rather insulting as Scissorman was only a foot tall.


Title: Re: Scissor creature
Post by: akiratubo on June 14, 2010, 11:40:06 PM
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I'm running a circumcision special today!  HALF off!


Title: Re: Scissor creature
Post by: Texdar on June 15, 2010, 05:57:36 AM
What really happens to you if you run with scissors.


Title: Re: Scissor creature
Post by: Mr. DS on June 15, 2010, 06:59:34 AM
"Yea Craft Day!  I'm making the bestest paper snowflake the teacher has ever seen!"


Title: Re: Scissor creature
Post by: JPickettIII on June 15, 2010, 11:37:30 AM
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When Ward Cleaver found that Wally and Beaver broke the manual/push lawn cutter, he and June watched "The Gate" and figured out how to get the lawn cut.  They just dug a whole the depths of hell and summed Timmer, the lawn demon.  Just don't spray him with water or he will go Gremlin on you.   :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Later,

John


Title: Re: Scissor creature
Post by: AndyC on June 18, 2010, 06:58:57 AM
Just hold on there little fella. Those are Mommy's. You use the safety scissors.


Title: Re: Scissor creature
Post by: TheDope on June 20, 2010, 09:09:02 PM
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Oh...did Maurice do those bangs?  Honey, we need to re-trim
that whole thing; let's start with a Rachel cut and go from there, mm-kay?