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Title: I'm Connery, Sean Connery
Post by: bionica on July 02, 2010, 12:56:08 AM
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/20/633680641482429218-SeanConnery.jpg)


Title: Re: I'm Connery, Sean Connery
Post by: Evollove on July 02, 2010, 02:59:20 AM
They didn't try too hard on his wardrobe.


Title: Re: I'm Connery, Sean Connery
Post by: Jack on July 02, 2010, 06:10:04 AM
These boots are made for walkin'
And that's just what they'll do


Title: Re: I'm Connery, Sean Connery
Post by: indianasmith on July 02, 2010, 07:34:12 AM
How the h377 did my agent talk me into taking this %$#@!!! role????


Title: Re: I'm Connery, Sean Connery
Post by: Andrew on July 02, 2010, 12:12:13 PM
And women still find me sexier than 99% of this planet's male population.  So there!


Title: Re: I'm Connery, Sean Connery
Post by: Evollove on July 02, 2010, 10:13:57 PM
New cross-your-heart briefs, when ordinary underwear don't provide the support you're looking for. Just ask Sean Connery, if we can support him, we can support anyone.


Title: Re: I'm Connery, Sean Connery
Post by: Neville on July 03, 2010, 12:24:50 PM
In his new adventure, Borat joins Kazhastan's elite commando unit to defend the country against all the nations who felt offended by the first movie.


Title: Re: I'm Connery, Sean Connery
Post by: sprite75 on July 03, 2010, 10:55:51 PM
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/20/633680641482429218-SeanConnery.jpg)

Connery: This outfit proves I'm a real man.  Tell me, when's the last time you saw Daniella Craig in a get up like this?


Title: Re: I'm Connery, Sean Connery
Post by: TheDope on July 09, 2010, 01:43:11 PM
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/20/633680641482429218-SeanConnery.jpg)

This motivational poster did nothing for the spirits of the U.S.
Soccer Team, who later feigned more on-field injuries than usual.


Title: Re: I'm Connery, Sean Connery
Post by: Gator on July 10, 2010, 10:55:19 PM
This is what happens when Mrs. Connery gets liquored-up while shopping on-line.


Title: Re: I'm Connery, Sean Connery
Post by: Hammock Rider on July 13, 2010, 04:14:41 PM
Alright Goldfinger, put me back on that laser table thingie.


Title: Re: I'm Connery, Sean Connery
Post by: Dr. Whom on July 17, 2010, 09:16:04 AM
So, which one of you designed my costume?


Title: Re: I'm Connery, Sean Connery
Post by: judge death on August 03, 2010, 02:30:36 AM
I told the director I'd wear the outfit if I got to keep the hairpiece.