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When your right hand is bigger than the left, it's time to get a girlfriend.

 :buggedout: :buggedout: +  :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

Thou shalt turneth thine undies over and over and inside out again and again before thou dost changeth them.  :wink:

In the great game between the genders, women shall always emerge victorious, for they have the dual advantage of being the opponent . . . and the goal.


(that one is original to me and I am rather proud of it!) :cheers:

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'til you do succeed.

Have you been reading Jenna Jameson's book again?

My wife won't let me.   :bluesad:

hi
the only time you should look down on a woman
is when she is performing oral sex!!!

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

If you're tired, but you need to stay awake, eat pumpkin seeds. It sounds stupid, but it will keep you awake.

Note: This doesn't work while driving. DO NOT TRY THIS, AND TRY TO DRIVE.

Never fry bacon when naked

It's not cool when your right hand confesses it's love for you.

Smile at someone ...  odds are they will smile back at you!  :smile:

To err is human; to forgive is not Company Policy.

"Meetings . . . because none of us is as dumb as all of us!"

Despair.com

People who use the word "regret" normally don't mean it. 

Rome did not build a mighty empire by holding staff meetings.
They did it by ruthlessly crushing all who opposed them!

Their ignorance is your bliss...

A rose in a cow pasture is still a rose, just watch your step.

Anyone who describes someone else as being "as delicate and soft as a rose" has apparently forgotten what a rose is actually like.

Bowman's social maxim #1. There is nothing more dangerous to freedom and liberty than a fanatic with a good idea.

Bowman's social maxim #2. The best time to do something about a problem is while it's still someone else's.

Bowman's social maxim #3. The more rapidly and viciously the defenders of an idea attack it's critics, the more indefensible the idea is.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

"When in Rome, the guilty dog gathers no moss."

He who smelt it, did not deal it.

If you must quote passages of the Bible or any other holy text at anyone, please take the time to actually read the book first.

"To be ignorant of one's past is to perpetually remain a child."  Marcus Tullius Cicero

Don't underestimate a cat.  They can surprise you in ways you never imagined.

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God created Adam and Eve as equals
man decided otherwise

"If you cannot be good, try to be the least bad you can be."

Sir Thomas Moore

"The only thing between me and total and complete happiness is . . . reality."
Patrick HIll


"I HATE robot spiders."
The blonde cop from THE LOST EMPIRE

"The gene pool is getting very muddy."  - The DarkSider

"Nyuk Nyuk nyuk..."   :wink:

"When the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box"....

Those who do not remember the past are comdemned to repeat it.

Those who remember the past are condemned to watch helplessly as the mindless masses repeat it.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Elizabeth Taylor

If you have 60 tabs open in the browser, tell people who might use your computer that you need them.
You are going to be p**sed, if you find them closed.

Never dig a hole you can't hide a body in.

Never spit into the wind.

For the guys: don't sneeze while you pee. Trust me.  :buggedout: :buggedout: :wink:

It's not the size of the wand that puts the rabbit in the hat. It's the skill of the magician.

Some people are dumb.


These are the truest words any man has ever spoken.

Don't smoke dope, , , when you're stoned. You don't get any higher, just lower on dope.

If you can't laugh at yourself, other people will do it for you.

When the snake falls in love with the garden hose, it's time to buy a new pair of boots!

Thou shalt not poo more than thine undies can handle.  :buggedout: :twirl: :wink: :tongueout:

To "err" is to Humans, To "arr" is to pirates! :bouncegiggle:

It's important to remember that anytime you have a complaint about the rest of humanity, you still need to include yourself in that population.

In fact, the very thing you are railing against, you are probably one of the worst offenders.

Them's the breaks. The rest of humanity is stupid, and you. Join the club.

Cult status is better than no status.

Don't jump to conclusions.

eating a spike metal ball is not a good idea.

truth and mercy are two sides of the same coin.

“By three methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest; second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third, by experience, which is the most bitter.”-Confucious

There are many people out in the world who are complete idiots and they fail to realize it.

Mars Bars are made right here on earth.

Money is a good servant, but a poor master. -Dominique Bouhours

Keep your expectations low and you just might earn something.

You guys (and gals, of course) are awesome.
Don't forget that.

"By a curious confusion, many modern critics have passed from the proposition that a masterpiece may be unpopular to the other proposition that unless it is unpopular it cannot be a masterpiece."--Gilbert Chesterton

An idea is just an idea until you make it become a reality.

Running over a pile of leaves with the snowblower tends to jam it up.

"Let them hate us, so long as they fear." - Lucius Vettitus