Title: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Trevor on August 08, 2010, 06:59:39 AM Set a mousetrap
Fry bacon Iron clothes Direct traffic Operate a paper shredder Staple documents together Operate a film projector Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: indianasmith on August 08, 2010, 07:00:50 AM Go to church.
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Skull on August 08, 2010, 07:04:52 AM ...getting an annoying cat off the bed.
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Derf on August 08, 2010, 07:44:45 AM Give a class lecture
Feed frankfurters to your hungry dogs and then lay down for a nap Be interviewed on television Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Cthulhu on August 08, 2010, 09:59:22 AM Go to space.
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Silverlady on August 08, 2010, 04:14:05 PM Answer the doorbell. Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Sleepyskull on August 08, 2010, 04:24:38 PM Go to the swimming pool.
Go fishing. Joust. Play horseshoes. Play tug-of-war. Climb a tree. Have a snowball fight. Go door-to-door collecting donations and spreading information around for a political candidate. Go to a clothing colony. Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on August 08, 2010, 07:31:48 PM Make snow angels.
Skateboard. Tend bees. Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Mr. DS on August 08, 2010, 07:40:19 PM Run...if you're a guy
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Andrew on August 08, 2010, 07:53:33 PM Welding
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Mr. DS on August 08, 2010, 07:59:16 PM Call numbers at bingo
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: The Gravekeeper on August 08, 2010, 10:00:03 PM Frolic among cacti and rose bushes.
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: 3mnkids on August 08, 2010, 10:11:12 PM Parent teacher conference
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 08, 2010, 10:48:09 PM Jumpstart a car
Move an electric fan that's turned on (especially if you're a man that's turned on Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: dean on August 09, 2010, 04:51:38 AM Stand near a slot machine Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Silverlady on August 09, 2010, 05:58:53 AM go through security at an airport
drain spaghetti eat tacos touch poison ivy get a haircut Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Vik on August 09, 2010, 06:04:01 AM Go to the zoo.
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: dean on August 09, 2010, 06:17:17 AM I like the warning on some chainsaw that made the news once which warned to hold the chainsaw away from your genitals when in use. It must have been a big enough problem that they had to include a warning to save their backsides! :teddyr: Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Sleepyskull on August 09, 2010, 08:27:30 AM I like the warning on some chainsaw that made the news once which warned to hold the chainsaw away from your genitals when in use. It must have been a big enough problem that they had to include a warning to save their backsides! :teddyr: It's depressing that there are that many stupid people out there... Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Flick James on August 09, 2010, 09:36:59 AM Step out of the master bathroom when your mother-in-law is visiting, no matter how much you may think that she has gone to bed for the night and that you are alone with your wife. Just don't do it.
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: The Burgomaster on August 09, 2010, 11:08:06 AM Answer the doorbell. It's obvious you've never been to my house. Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: The Burgomaster on August 09, 2010, 11:11:26 AM Has anyone mentioned:
* Using the vacuum cleaner * Sharpening ice skates * Using a paper shredder * Rolling dough * Using a snow blower Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Andrew on August 09, 2010, 11:18:04 AM Lion taming
Bee husbandry Paintball Dodgeball Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Mr. DS on August 09, 2010, 11:30:09 AM Sledding
Sanding Figure Skating Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Hammock Rider on August 09, 2010, 11:54:30 AM They've dubbed in some dialogue that's NSFW so turn down the sound if appropriate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yaw7qX_ZDNE&feature=related Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Vik on August 09, 2010, 12:13:38 PM Having a snowball fight.
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Newt on August 09, 2010, 01:06:39 PM Ride (bicycle or horse - your choice)
Play with the cat. Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Flick James on August 09, 2010, 01:10:57 PM Ride (bicycle or horse - your choice) Unless you're protesting oppressive taxation like Lady Godiva, then it's okay. :teddyr:Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Newt on August 09, 2010, 01:12:45 PM Run...if you're a guy Yeah...about that...are we talking about things that are 'bad' in a personal experience sort of way, or bad as in 'will cause spectators to suffer'? 'Cause as much as naked females running toward you might be a big hit in male fantasies...it isn't much fun to do, if you're the female. :lookingup: Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: JaseSF on August 09, 2010, 05:52:55 PM Have a weenie roast
Go to a public dance Bait a fish hook Hmm this reminds me a funny story my girlfriend told me. Apparently in the middle of the night from her home, she spotted a man across the street in a vacant lot getting undressed amazingly enough. :question: He just basically went about his business, removing his items of clothing, folding them and laying them down on the ground as though he were going to bed. :bouncegiggle: Finally he wound up start naked and lying down in a rose bush! :buggedout: My girlfriend called the police and told me that at the scene, the cops had to awaken the guy and he thereafter had to be carried to the clinic to have thorns removed from his backside. Yeewoucch!!! I'm assuming he had to be either drunk or stoned out of his gourd to end up there. There's incentive not to abuse folks, for you too may end up naked in a rose bush. :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Mr. DS on August 10, 2010, 07:39:00 PM Juggle
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Jim H on August 10, 2010, 09:59:11 PM Run...if you're a guy Yeah...about that...are we talking about things that are 'bad' in a personal experience sort of way, or bad as in 'will cause spectators to suffer'? 'Cause as much as naked females running toward you might be a big hit in male fantasies...it isn't much fun to do, if you're the female. :lookingup: Depending on how you're running and how exactly one is endowed (worse for low hangers), it can hurt for men to run naked too. And yes, I do know this from personal experience. :tongueout: Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Couchtr26 on August 11, 2010, 12:42:44 AM Climb over an electric fence. Remember not all land is public.
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on August 11, 2010, 05:03:00 PM Set mousetraps
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: The Gravekeeper on August 11, 2010, 05:21:50 PM Swim in a lake that you know has bloodsucking leeches in it.
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Sleepyskull on August 11, 2010, 06:06:11 PM Swim in a lake that you know has bloodsucking leeches in it. I got a leech on a VERY important part of my body earlier this summer... my foot. Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Derf on August 11, 2010, 07:53:49 PM Run through a field of waist-high thistles.
Take a running dive onto a dry Slip-N-Slide. Deep fry potatoes. Knock on the back door of the White House. Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: indianasmith on August 11, 2010, 09:40:24 PM Knock on the back door of the White House. Except during the Clinton administration. Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: 3mnkids on August 11, 2010, 11:25:15 PM Cook Grits
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: The Gravekeeper on August 12, 2010, 12:23:59 AM Let a cat knead your lap.
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Joe the Destroyer on August 12, 2010, 02:38:07 AM Jump through windows
Buy girlscout cookies Parasail Go to an amusement park Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: El Misfit on August 12, 2010, 05:20:34 PM go swimming in a jelly fish, piranha, sharks, and/or crab infested waters.
cut down a bee hive shoot down a hornet's, wasp's, etc... nests. go bowling go batting go play in a soccer game (unless it is a joke) go onto the red carpet. visit parents, friends Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: retrorussell on August 12, 2010, 09:54:13 PM Go to work.
Go to a restaurant. Invite your mother into your house. Intimidate a porcupine. Work in the sewers. Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: BTM on August 12, 2010, 10:51:29 PM Surf the internet (from the library's computer). Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on August 13, 2010, 12:39:41 PM Knock on the back door of the White House. Except during the Clinton administration. LMAO, good one! :cheers: And remember, you did not have sex with that woman :tongueout: Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on August 13, 2010, 12:43:47 PM Juggle Yeah, juggling might lead to jiggling but hey, if she wants to juggle naked, and dosen't mind jiggling, I don't mind either :wink: Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: El Misfit on August 13, 2010, 03:32:48 PM met any horny people.
get taken by any cameras. meet up with Trevor's underpants. :buggedout: Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Rev. Powell on August 13, 2010, 08:36:24 PM Make love to Ann Coulter.
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: indianasmith on August 13, 2010, 10:25:05 PM Aw, come on . . . you know that deep down, Anne is a sweet, sensitive gal who likes cotton candy, puppies, long moonlit walks on the beach, and punching the snot out of Michael Moore!
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: Rev. Powell on August 14, 2010, 03:25:36 PM Aw, come on . . . you know that deep down, Anne is a sweet, sensitive gal who likes cotton candy, puppies, long moonlit walks on the beach, and punching the snot out of Michael Moore! Just to be politically balanced I'll add another: Make love to Michael Moore. Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: judge death on August 14, 2010, 05:39:18 PM Aw, come on . . . you know that deep down, Anne is a sweet, sensitive gal who likes cotton candy, puppies, long moonlit walks on the beach, and punching the snot out of Michael Moore! Anne Coulter wouldn't have the guts to hit anyone, she just throws snot at people.Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: indianasmith on August 14, 2010, 08:08:03 PM I don't know; I hear she does bikini oil wrestling against Barbara Streisand on weekends!
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: judge death on August 15, 2010, 07:56:48 PM I don't know; I hear she does bikini oil wrestling against Barbara Streisand on weekends! Judging from the size of her adam's apple she might have a problem with bikini bottoms. Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: SkullBat308 on August 15, 2010, 10:39:48 PM Lol what a funny thread :smile:
It's probably not a good idea to get into a Kung Fu fight naked, or any fight for that matter lol Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: El Misfit on October 22, 2010, 09:14:24 PM deconstruct a house
fight off zombies cutting the grass with a scythe weeding by an ant pile Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: retrorussell on October 22, 2010, 11:18:46 PM Be around horny dogs.
Title: Re: Things you should never do while naked Post by: El Misfit on October 22, 2010, 11:26:35 PM Be around horny dogs. getting BITTEN be a police dog.meet up with Transvestites |