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Title: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: InformationGeek on August 15, 2010, 07:25:29 PM
I got a 38% of survival.  Well I'm screwed.  How about you guys?

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie (http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie)


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: indianasmith on August 15, 2010, 07:35:04 PM
62%.  Living in the country and owning firearms helps!


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: judge death on August 15, 2010, 07:39:23 PM
45%.


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: 3mnkids on August 15, 2010, 08:38:26 PM
You Have a 62% Chance of Survival! 


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: SkullBat308 on August 15, 2010, 10:22:01 PM
Aww I only got a 56% chance of survival :buggedout:

Guess that's better than 0%  :drink:


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: Allhallowsday on August 15, 2010, 10:31:59 PM
57%


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: The Gravekeeper on August 16, 2010, 02:38:01 AM
47%. Being an out-of-town student living in someone's basement does hamper me a bit since I can't buy a gun without losing the roof over my head and I don't have a lot of space for anything, let alone storing several weeks' worth of canned food.

I still think this city could effectively deal with a zombie outbreak thanks to our small size and the presence of a valley with steep sides and a river. Get some nets in that river, lure all or at least most of the zombies into the valley, pick them off from a safe distance and then set up a 24-hour armed patrol. It'd probably fall apart, though, since it'd probably be difficult to get enough people to take up the kind of militaristic discipline needed to pull it off (there is no military base even close to here).


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: Trevor on August 16, 2010, 03:31:25 AM
44%: my chiken she is cooked.  :buggedout: :buggedout:

I did like that "crying and peeing" crack though.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: BTM on August 16, 2010, 03:48:46 AM
49%, but I really think it's less than that.  I'd probably be one of those guys in Zombieland that were running across the football field...

Course, if it happened while I was at home in my apartment, I could probably hold out for awhile.  It's only got one entrance, and that has a dead bolt on it.  (shrugs)


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: Skull on August 16, 2010, 06:18:49 AM
52% based upon the options they give me... Although I think I should have a 90% because I have read the Zombie Survival guide...  :wink:


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: Jack on August 16, 2010, 06:23:22 AM
47%.  I'm really held back by looking after my family, but I've kind of grown attached to them over the years.  I don't even have any guns - I'd be that pathetic guy with an armoire shoved up against the window and some golf clubs for weapons.


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: dean on August 16, 2010, 06:24:04 AM
48% based on the fact that there is no plethora of firearms in this country like the U.S, and that I'm generally a nice guy who'd attempt to save people.  BUT that being said, I do have the Zombie Survival guide and have read it, and know a good few places to stake out in the case of a zombie related emergency so we'll see how it goes.

BRING IT ON ZOMBIE SCUM!


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: El Misfit on August 16, 2010, 07:31:18 AM
97%. BRING IT!


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: dean on August 16, 2010, 08:21:11 AM
97%. BRING IT!

You must be the most selfish, gun crazy nutjob to complete that list to get a rating that high!   :thumbup:

Want to be neighbours so that I can buddy up with you in the coming apocalypse?   :teddyr:



Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: JaseSF on August 17, 2010, 01:46:34 AM
56 % - might be zombie chowder but probably not without a struggle.


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: El Misfit on August 17, 2010, 07:30:03 AM
97%. BRING IT!

You must be the most selfish, gun crazy nutjob to complete that list to get a rating that high!   :thumbup:

Want to be neighbours so that I can buddy up with you in the coming apocalypse?   :teddyr:



Sure why not!


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on August 23, 2010, 05:26:51 PM
31%.

It looks like I'm zombie toast.

Aybody get anything lower?

I don't think so.



Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: Mr. DS on August 23, 2010, 08:17:48 PM
44%...damn lack of weaponry.   Though I think I got knocked for escaping to find family.  Then again, my in laws have a lot of weapons and a farm.  My chance of survival is rather higher I think. 


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: Paquita on August 24, 2010, 10:10:58 PM
52%?! What the F!?  I'm with Dean! Bring it ON!  I'll show 'em 52%! 

What are the chances of Zombie Apocalypse online survey makers surviving a Paquita attack? 0%


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: BTM on August 25, 2010, 11:27:33 AM

I get this feeling I'd also be one of the guys that someone else would TRIP as they ran away from the zombies. 

But hopefully, if that happened, I'd at least be able to get my revenge on them after I turn into a zombie!  :)


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: Flick James on August 25, 2010, 03:41:19 PM
It seems 52% is a pretty good rating. That's what I got.


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: Silverlady on August 25, 2010, 04:05:26 PM
42%, so my chances are so so.  I'm pretty good with a rifle and I know how to handle a handgun for defense.   BUT if I am with my hubby, I think we'd have a much better chance. He's tall, big and he knows how to handle knives, guns, shovels whatever to try and survive!


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: Andrew on August 25, 2010, 04:28:16 PM
I get 75%, my biggest detractor is probably that I would not just give up on my family and tend to be that guy who goes to help people.  Katie is constantly worried I'm going to get stabbed or shot breaking up a fight or something like that.


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: Flangepart on August 25, 2010, 05:17:02 PM
50%...stupid, stupid knees and fat!


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: Jim H on August 26, 2010, 11:50:08 PM
69% - I'm only in OK shape, and would help family members.  On the plus side, I own guns and can use them, and I'm not foolish. 


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: The Gravekeeper on August 27, 2010, 02:23:56 AM
Mind you, all those plans get shot straight to hell the moment you stray from the accepted standards of the genre.

(http://bogleech.com/comics/zombiefans2.png)

Even more so if the zombies have human-level intelligence. For every plan we could possibly come up with, they'd come up with an equally brilliant plan to counter it.


Title: Re: What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on September 04, 2010, 04:32:06 PM
I see no one has beaten my low score yet, which means the next time a zombie apocalypse breaks out, I'm the guy you want next to you, as you don't have to be faster than any of the zombies, you just have to be faster than me. And knowing how fast I move, everybody else on this board is faster than me.