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Title: Why does... Post by: sprite75 on August 15, 2010, 10:51:35 PM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100117225933/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/8/83/La_Forge_explains_causality_loop.jpg/508px-La_Forge_explains_causality_loop.jpg) LaForge: Why does every graphic this ship's computer produce look obscene? Title: Re: Why does... Post by: judge death on August 16, 2010, 01:50:01 AM Now this graphic shows us that Jeri Ryan's lack of acting ability is so huge it's actually deforming the space time continuum around her. Combined with the similar effects on the space time continuum her breast implants are creating we could be looking at an absolute collapse of the fabric of the universe in her vicinity any time now.
Title: Re: Why does... Post by: AndyC on August 16, 2010, 06:15:21 PM "And using the tractor beam, we can relocate the Frisbee family's cinderblock to the lee side of this large stone, and the plow should go around either side, as we see here."
Title: Re: Why does... Post by: retrorussell on August 16, 2010, 11:27:21 PM ([url]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100117225933/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/8/83/La_Forge_explains_causality_loop.jpg/508px-La_Forge_explains_causality_loop.jpg[/url]) Jeordi: And as you can see, the cold front has moved on from the western hemisphere due east. Dark clouds, however, will be moving in from the northeast, bringing rain as diagrammed by the diagonal lines you see on the screen here. Next up, film critic Data will be reviewing the latest film in the Twilight series. Data? Title: Re: Why does... Post by: Mr. DS on August 17, 2010, 08:33:05 PM "Ok, we came in near the Mrs. Fields on level 3. If we go through Nordstrom we can probably catch an elevator down to the ground parking level. You know what on second thought...hell with it, lets just beam out of here..."
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