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Title: Every time Julius II looked at this part
Post by: sprite75 on August 29, 2010, 09:32:58 PM
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z259/47of74/sunandmoon.jpg)

Every time Julius II looked at this part of the ceiling, he wondered if Michelangelo was trying to tell him something.


Title: Re: Every time Julius II looked at this part
Post by: El Misfit on August 29, 2010, 09:39:09 PM
You MOON me? BE BANISHED!


Title: Re: Every time Julius II looked at this part
Post by: Nukie 2 on August 30, 2010, 10:52:19 PM
"Dennis Leary said it best when he said,'You're not in the Wu-Tang Klan, pull your pants up!'"


Title: Re: Every time Julius II looked at this part
Post by: Nakuyabi on April 19, 2011, 11:48:18 PM
"'Thou shalt not moon!' It's the fourteenth commandment. Look it up! Now get outta here!"


Title: Re: Every time Julius II looked at this part
Post by: Mr. DS on April 20, 2011, 07:43:36 PM
"That @ss isn't good enough to model my clothing line, now be gone!"


Title: Re: Every time Julius II looked at this part
Post by: AndyC on April 20, 2011, 09:05:21 PM
And if the sight of a bare butt isn't bad enough, that ain't the breeze making those robes flutter like that.


Title: Re: Every time Julius II looked at this part
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 24, 2011, 04:45:07 PM
"The Lord will find out if you're constipated!"


Title: Re: Every time Julius II looked at this part
Post by: AndyC on April 24, 2011, 07:30:52 PM
Michelangelo's famous "Prostate Examination of Adam."


Title: Re: Every time Julius II looked at this part
Post by: sprite75 on April 25, 2011, 10:57:55 AM
And it did come to pass that THE LORD did clog the Great Toilet of His Heavenly throne.

And seeing this, THE LORD did sayeth "Let us summon Josephus, The Plumber Angel."

 Josephus was summoned before THE LORD, and was bid to unclog THE LORD's toilet.

And Lo, Josephus did labor mightily, and yea, he did unclog the toilet of THE LORD.

And THE LORD sayeth unto Josehpus "Get thee from me, ye accursed, and into the lake of fire! For the sight of thy Plumber's Crack is an affront to mine eye!"

And so Josephus was Banished into the lake of fire, to suffer eternal torment, and it was Good. Amen.



That's a lot more than a plumber's crack.  More like a plumber's canyon.


Title: Re: Every time Julius II looked at this part
Post by: Hammock Rider on April 26, 2011, 11:42:46 AM
 (http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z259/47of74/sunandmoon.jpg)


Me: How'd my grandparents get on the Sistine Chapel?